>female comedian>jokes about her boobs
>>223502930I mean… they are nice boobs..
A nice change of pace from joking about their vaginas
>>223502930My parents have that Audubon Society bird clock
>>223502971I want her to suffocate me between her thighs until I die
>>223502995Your parents are gay
>>223502930You joke but I seriously can’t take female comedians seriously when their BEST material is >muh vagina is roast beef lol >random guy I fucked was weird lol >my boobs are weird lol >porn lol It’s pretty rare I see a female comedian that doesn’t base their ENTIRE identity on lol sex.
>>223502970they're not
>>223503011They're not, they just like birds.
>>223503065Yes they are. You’re just being stupid.
>>223503093Only gays like birds
>>223503107prove it
I've only laughed at two female comedians.The first was that vaxxed lady that passed out and cracked her skull, 10/10 slapstick.The second was the chick on Tim Robinson's show, who I later found out was actually just a dude pretending to be a chick. I guess that doesn't count.
>>223503055I had high hopes for Nikki Glaser after she had the best roast of Tom Brady but looking at her specials it's the same old shit.
>>223502971forgive me hitler...
boobs are funny. Even the word boob is funny
>>223502930>female comedian's aren't fu-
>>223502971She couldnt find any clothes her size?
>>223503192I can't believe it caught on so well. It's a homonym for a word that means stupid person.
I like cooming to her nudes and dumb face
>>223503167Yeah, Nikki is disappointing, she should do better. Cristinia Mariani is pretty good.>>223503201She caters to the very exclusive BBW comedian appreciators audience. Knowing what she's doing she probably joked about how those clothes used to fit recently but she's been rapidly gaining weight.
>>223503201she knows what she's doing
>>223503268>She caters to the very exclusive BBW comedian appreciators audience. Knowing what she's doing she probably joked about how those clothes used to fit recently but she's been rapidly gaining weightGross
>>223503289Being fat?
>>223503289Eating at any given time?
>>223502930They talk about their vaginas and sitting on dicks more than they talk about boobs
>>223503199was ok without the cuts already, fucking women ruining everything
>>223502971the chosen people, chosen by the architect himself
>>223503201Clothes don’t come in size “barrel”
>>223502930it would be funnier if she joked about how she only has one big leg
>>223503199The rotten bananas are actually kind of funny.
>>223502930berbs
>>223502971Based on her outfit she's in denial about her weight.
Rita Rudner was funny and was hot during the 80s and early 90s
>>223502930non issue. literally every guy comic has Dick jokes
>>223503932Name exactly 1,526 guy comics who have dick jokes
>>223503167Isn't that all comedians though? They do the same set for twenty years adding an occasional joke every once a in a while. Or they go the Chappelle route and don't tell jokes at all and just lecture on politics.Seinfeld was guilty of using the same jokes forever but he had the balls to throw it all out and get new material (as seen in Comedian).
SEEEXXXX!!!!
women be shoppin'
>>223502971I want to suffocate in her gas chamber.
>>223503245Was she trying to be funny here.
>>223504784She was trying to be sexy. And judging by that smooth pit: Mission is a success
>>223504861I don't know, I'm not feeling anything.Her face is very unapealling.
>>223502971>>223502971Seeing this hog reminds me of a slampig I used to fuck many years ago. Back then fat chicks had this stigma and I used to prey on these fat girls for easy pump and dumps. I hooked up with a slampig who's really sweet and had low self esteem. She basically let me do anything to her since it was seen that I was lowering my standards to be with her (im a /fit/ 6'2 chad). One of the crazyiest things I did with her was to see her poop. Of course she was against it but I phrased it as I'd just want to be there at the toilet while she's taking a massive shit. She was embarrased of course but she eventually said yes. So I was just there easing her up talking to her and then when she's about to shit out her massive load i spread her eagle wide and fucked her. She was so fucking angry but I honestly found it hot and hilarious. anyway thanks for reading my blog.
>>223505031And then everyone clapped? Of course…
>>223505031thats really gross and i imagine youre a 5'4 mexican
>>223502930Sometimes they do vagina jokes
>>223502930DAD'S GOOGLE HISTORY
>>223505932Ahead of its time
>>223505221I'm actually part german
>female comedian Never watched one and never will.
>>223502971
>>223502930Her sister is better
rachel tokar is funny
>>223502930I kiss her full booby...
>>223506152>I am cum
Wanda Sykes was funny
>women cant be fu-
>>223506253>Webm unrelated
Fuck women
>>223502971I unorioncially have a Jewish gf here thighs are beyond heavenlyLovely girl super traditional doesn't practice anything unvaxxed tight innie pussy hates normies super high IQ and autistic
>>223506290ah if only
>>223506184Pete Davidson may be annoying but at least he doesn’t waste your time based on this
I started watching the bike show where the host is a girl with a huge mole on her cheek
>>223506253wrong webm bro. let me ftfy
>>223506367
>>223502930they are pretty good, nice big pink areolas
>>223505970nope
>>223506253The brunette is hot
>>223506613>t. her brother
>>223506613>does she hav->yes she does
>>223506705Yeah but it's only bikini pics and cleavage
>>223506776good enough 4 me
>>223502930Standup audiences trend male, and these women tell the jokes that they think will get the best reaction from the audience. That's often jokes about sex or how her vagina smells like fish. Obviously there's a male audience that enjoys crude humor and women who aren't afraid to acknowledge certain unspoken things. And for women in the audience, it's not like it offends them, and they'd much rather hear a woman making sex jokes than a man. I think women are inherently less funny than men, by a significant margin. But I don't really think the average female comedian is any less guilty of pandering to their audience than her male counterpart.
>>223503199>Charlie Chaplin biut but "boobies!"
>>223506026she used to be a cute innocent little girl, who liked candy and playing with dolls and dreaming of a happy married life. whayt happened..
>>223506809Funny, made me chuckle. Good job foid
I saw iliza Schlesinger in like 2009 or 2010 before she was famous and it was was really funny. I got dragged to it because I didn't want to see a woman comedian but she was entertaining before she got famous and she met with everyone after the show and was very polite and nice. I think she's fucking terrible now but she was good like 18 years ago
>>223503962I'm in the movie comedian. Seriously
>>223506253this one doesn't work, because the setup is she hasn't actually given him the present yet. so the joke is basically "oh good thing you told me because I was gonna do something bad". that's just a dumb life anecdote. like "I went to the store and tried to find 'legs' but then I realised you wrote eggs!" which, is the sort of 'comedic story' I have heard women tell each other.
>>223506923Yes
>>223506253I literally do not understand the joke
>>223502930>Female Comedian>Jokes about her disability
>>223506705any woman under 30 with even a nominal social media following seems to have one
>>223506967She misread incense as incest. Makes more sense if it was spoken and not referencing a dairy entry https://youtube.com/watch?v=3Lyex2tSUyA
>>223506809I want to tongue her asshole
>>223506987Oh. I see
>>223506809kek
>>223506923>>223506967It doesnt work because its fucking retarded, so she read incense as incest, okay, what was written there? "I really want incense"? And nothing else after that like what kind of incense?
>>223507066The kind where you fuck your sister dumbass
>>223502930Never heard of her till now. She is good looking enough I just made her an offer for her used panties.
>>223503199>pink areola peak at 17 seconds
>>223502930She's so funny
>>223502971in another year she’ll be 400 pounds and after marriage 500 >t. new yawka
>>223507263Got a chuckle out of me
>>223507263sad thing is you have to see that mug if you want her tits in your face. i would tell her i have a surgical mask fetish.
last i saw she bit a huge fucking chunk out of her lip. i didn't realize she was mentally illcutest video she has is when she tried pineapple for the first time
>>223503164Where is that image from?
>>223507291classic case of paperbag princess
>>223502930I wish I was a woman bros Porn has ruined me
>>223502930
>>223507333>>223507342Okay, we get it. You can stop now.
>>223506309Well he can't. He doesnt have jokes either. At least not on a professional level. Would you pay to hear the same jokes a bunch guys make every night in their weed circle? He's reddit comment tier humor and probably steals most of it from there. He's not smart enough to be creative.
>>223507385>>223507407
Don't talk about my wife Megan like that
>>223505268This can't be real
>>223507342is this too much to ask bros?:(
>>223505268rip cumonprintedpics
>>223502995BirdNET live. Works offline too.
>>223506809>>223507385>>223507505These sows can birth my dark babies
>>223504861Pitfags are herbivores. Don't even have the courage to lust after women properly.
>>223507534Stop projecting yourself onto others, footfag..
>>223507385I deserve to have sex with her.
>>223507385you just know her bibisi game must by fucking crazy bros just thinking about it makes me rock hard, FUCK
>>223507550Footfags too were memed into it so that whores can set up onlyfans tiers.
Nothing better than butterface with an amazing body and tits like that. Best sex you'll ever have.
>>223507385Disgusting
>>223507693i don't get it.
>>223507760Me neither I want to see more. My curiosity is raging
>>223506184I call bs. 100% of her act was sex jokes?
>>223502971Only shitskins would find this thing attractive.
>>223507813broke dookie???
>>223507813rooa?
>>223507693Elf on a shelf jokes are the gayest shit of all time fuck you
>>223507693>>223507760>>223507767>youve heard of elf (11) on a shelf>now get ready for..>two fours above the floorsworks better if you speak german
>>223503962But they don’t do the same set as every other comedian of their gender. And I just saw Neil Hamburger live and he was nothing like any of his albums.
>>223502971I find this thing attractive.
>>223507224Just look up her nudes like a normal person.
>>223507693Is it supposed to rhyme with whore or slut?
>>223502971I'd probably want to kill myself after fucking this.
>>223506923Incense? No he means INCEST. Yes I am smarter than you all.
>>223507263That's a boy.
>>223508475>>223507917>>223507914>>223507767>>223507760Retart on a stair cart
I'm reminded of a quote I saw recently in a video game concerning buddhism >one should forego thoughts of physical wealth and instead focus on acts of virtue. Although, idk if enjoying romantic entanglement with as woman counts as "physical wealth". I will say that if anything, western society sure makes me think such an association might be sensible.
>>223502971When fatties do this move I always make sure they know that I notice.They usually get a flustered.
>>223503245type of stupid face you simply cannot respectwhich makes it easier to cumif a woman looks decent I get into family man modebut this slut is so empty its pure balls to mouth and adios
i've seen her sister shove ice cubes in her pussy and an elephant dildo in her ass
>>223508449you don't get it
>>223505932I had totally forgotten about this broad until she recently started hanging out with Northernlion, to her credit she's been decently amusing
>>223506809to me this bitch is insufferable type of girl who would make awkward laugh during sex because shes insecure in herself, while Im fully 100% in the moment I cant deal with that shit. Love yourself or become a comedian ehAlso I dont like her face. She can be funny tho. Admit on that. But its the voice tonality etc, shrieking. Too autistic. Simply said.
>>223508639What, I watch his clips and never noticed, I skip all group videos t b h
>>223508599>When fatties do this move I always make sure they know that I notice.What's that move? Showing off their belly's?
>>223508659She's been in some of the Meccha Chameleon and Jackbox collabs
>>223508685They pull down their clothes thinking it will hide their hideously flabby gut.
>>223508599
>>223508712>liv and evan
>>223507333Does she have like a neurological condition or is itchy or something what the fuck is this wriggling she keeps doing
>>223508640Wtf is wrong with you?
>>223502971This chick is like a real life R. Crumb drawing. I'd sell a kidney to spend a day in between those thighs, holy shit. Lol @ captcha
>>223508780She's trying to be "coquettish"
>>223502995My parents have a clock with humans on it. (They're birds).
>>223506253Probably written by a guy
Not a fan of big tits. They get quite stinky, even with frequent showerings
>>223502930Women aren’t funny, they only know sex and gross humor, just yet another case of women complaining about something endlessly and then repeatedly doing exactly that themselves.>Womynx: Men are so perverted, all they think about is sex and gross stuff!>Also womynx: MUH BOBS AND VAGENE LMAOOO HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!
>>223509029yeesh chuds really aren't sending their best
>>223502930I would
>>223509006It was, the channel is mostly a bunch of australian guys and those 2 women. it's literally just made as a youtube short and the anons replies to it here are embarrassing
>>223506705uuuuh sauce?>>223506776
>>223502930Why doesn't she jokes abour her one fucking huge leg?
>>223509069Nichameleon
>>223509061There's a third redhair woman
>>223508640>Laughs at me when I'm inside herUmmm Timmy you are not the "big" man you thought you where. Kek.
>>223502970https://nudogram.com/models/megan-bitchellYeah
>>223508449Who is she? Looking up the tiktok name doesn't bring up shit.
>>223507813DoCa?
>>223509133you think you would feel comfortable with my Friend up your ass?do you?hahahahaNot so smart now eh hahahah fucking brainlet golem with unoriginal insults.
>>223502971legs like a Playstation 1 3d character
>>223503932But they aren't THE ONLY THING THEY TALK ABOUT. 99.9% of chick standup is literally just "My vagina" with the outliers being "Men are stupid and they all have small dicks."
>>223507407Oh, a tranny with delusions of violence. Such many cases
>>223507333>>223507385Names or sauce?
>>223503065You're a faggot.
>>223509218@cheryl_bloss_
>>223507813i dont get it
>>223509503okay cisman
>>223509218>Looking up the tiktok name doesn't bring up shit.What? I looked her up and got drowned in pics of her tits
>>223506613I enjoy both
>>223507693Bears on stairs.
I've said it before, and i'll saay it again:The best female comedian was ironically a man
>>223509817https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRc4lH6_bEUthis is what plays in any guys mind.born a male = life on easy modefrom masculinity benefits, to more paycheck, to literally everything
>>223502971Death chamber.
>>223506923
>>223509133You're replying to a brown who found her attractive and is not ranting to recover izzat. Happens all the time.
>>223506291and then you woke up
>>223507813wtf does read from the middle mean
LOL
>>223506367i wish skinny girls were real
>>223510078Hairy bitch knows she looks disgusting and subconsciously wont lift her arms
>>223502971>we could teach you some things...is she talking about sex?
>>223507482shes a highly successful barista and has won barista awards, has multiple sponsorships with major coffee and coffee equipment brands. So yes in a way it kind of is. On top of being beautiful and having an amazing body.>>223507342i was just amazed when i learned she wasn't a lesbian, and its actually super girly and married
>>223510078Why do they do this and can they please stop IMMEDIATELY
>>223510088actually it's because people pay for that so she won't do it for free
>>223510078fuark
Women are usually funny unintentionally. Saying something endearingly stupid or having some kind of slapstick fall.
all these simps in this thread
>>223509092She's like a half human mermaid
>>223510149true
>>223507385sweet Lord Jesus
>>223510149I don't care if it's fake or not, girl tripping and throwing popcorn everywhere is always funny
>>223510243Why does women getting hit in the crotch turn me on so much?
>>223507385>A cross necklace placed daintily over her almost bare breasts. I feel like that wolf from Looney Tunes, god help me
I follow this German girl on instagram - she's super funny
>>223508613The cubes must have melted very fast because it was so warm in there.
>>223502971Does anyone know if she's interested in an anilingus exclusive relationship?
>>223510345AGP
>>223507693>>223507760>>223507767Whore in the store
>>223507813doca browcoo?
>>223507693Skets on the steps?
>>223510442first one to actually get it in the whole thread
>>223510421Source now, you motherfucker! Or may God smite you down!
>>223510352Danke schon! Will try it out when I run into Heidi klum.
>>223507407Foids really are jealous of men's ability to be violent, huh?
>>223503932This is the highest level of introspection you can expect from women. They don't deserve rights.
>>223507922>But they don’t do the same set as every other comedian of their gender.https://youtu.be/lhLhoPUZ1DQ
>>223502971I don't think those hams are kosher
>>223507224Wait until you find her squirting videos
>>223510243This is hilarious but absolutely devastating if it happens to you. The slippingmon a ladder happened to me yesterday doing roof work. You just have to be extra careful during any physical activity. The hand truck dolly seemed to be the most dangerous one.
>>223507534That's not a pitfag he's just trying to be funny like he saw other people do. People just say the meme when they see exposed feet or pits.
>>223502930Her sister does full pussy gape and size queen dragon dildo content lol
>>223510104That is a clever and sexy joke. Elisa shlesinger eat your heart out!
>>223510101She got lezzie tamed just in time.
>>223510053This bod is insane! Sauce?!
