>NOOOOOO NOW THAT I'M A HOT GARGOYLE MONSTER WOMAN IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR US TO FUCK AND BE MARRIED NOOOOOOOWhat were they trying to achieve here?
I like that movie.He fucked up though. Broke the rule.
he technically did spend years fucking gargussy so why stop
>>223511647Pretty sure it's based on old folklore. Kwaidan (1964), an incredible jap horror anthology, perfect for October, includes a similar story. Though I don't know what country of origin this old tale originates from. Maybe it goes so far back nobody really knows. It's kind of a timeless commentary on the nature of women.
>>223512164>most of these stories were translated from old Japanese texts. However, a farmer in Musashi Province told him the tale of Yuki-Onna ("Snow Woman"). Legends of Yuki-Onna could be found throughout Japan and predate Kwaidan (including Glimpses of Unfamiliar Japan), though Hearn was unaware of them having previously been written and his version of a harmful Yuki-Onna is original.neat, so sounds like this particular spin on the tale was either newer, or very region specific
>>223512164it's definitely based on the same story>timeless commentary on the nature of womenfunny too because no woman can keep a secret longer than thirty seconds
I like when the kids were all like, "What the fuck?!"
is this the version where he also had gargoyle kids with her?
>>223511647that she shouldn't have been in commando and ruined it.there was an 80s twilight zone episode about a female teacher becoming a gargoyle and molesterating some students.weird fetish
>>223511647Oh I forgot about this movie. I was just trying to think of it the other day, I remembered the cat story and couldn't remember where it was from. Cool movie.
>>223512164Japan didn't have gargoyles, only Europe did because we had tall stone buildings.check mate weebuloidz
>>223514794yes, rae dawn chong a cute
>>223514794>>223511757it's not a film, it was an episode of tales from the crypt
>>223514943its actually tales from the darkside: the movie
>>223514950doesn't count.and it's actually tales from the beyond
>>223514950That wasn’t a movie that was a failed pilot
>>223515647Tales from the Darkside: The Movie was released theatrically by Paramount Pictures on May 4, 1990. It was a moderate commercial success and received mixed reviews from critics.
>>223515687They released it as a movie because the budget was too high to be a series
>>223515647the movie came after the series ended
>that last minute hesitation as you consider what your homies would say if you fuck the gargoyle
>>223511757I too like the real Creepshow 3.
>>223515687>>223515713Hey, it really was going to be Creepshow 3. The cat vignette was definitely cut from Creepshow 2, and probably more.
>>223515783>>223515745thats neat
>>223515790Yeah, the official Creepshow 3 is a direct to video piece of crap apparently. I took a peek and it was sad.
>>223514886Love it when she’s naked, painted, and talking gibberish in Quest for Fire.
What a bitch
>>223514886>her moms name is maxine sneed
>>223515852Was as official a sequel as Day of the Dead Contagion was.
>>223517412How dare they use the name "Day of the Dead" for their low-effort sack of monkey snot.I saw one "Day of the Dead" sequel that had Ving Rhames and that weird blonde woman, and it was one of the worst flicks I've ever experienced. Okay, the one you're taking about is "Day of the Dead 2: Contagium [sic]That's probably horrible too. Pssh there's only one Day of the Dead and it's the one where Rhodes says:>I'M RUNNIN' THIS MONKEYFARM NOW FRANKENSTEIN AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME
I literally have no idea what movie or show you guys are talking about? Why do you always do this?! Just put the title in the subject!
>>223511647After the thing with Lindsay Clancy and many others before I'm willing to believe a female gargoyle would be a better wife and mother.
>>223512164yeah, it's based on japanese folklore it's on the power and consequences of a vow
>>223511647I would if she had big tits and ass.
>>223517983just watch more mobies
>>223517983Read the thread.
>>223518408fuck you
>>223519163That's not the name of the film, but there is one "f", one "k", and an "o" in it, very good. Keep going.
Notice that in these types of stories the man is almost always horrified and disgusted by the monster
>>223517532I watched that Ving Rhames one too. And yeah, it was utter nonsense. I think what happened with Creepshow and Day of the Dead was a lapse in owership rights sort of scenario. Like either the names were sold off or they just lost them.
>>223519676>I think what happened with Creepshow and Day of the Dead was a lapse in owership rights sort of scenario. Like either the names were sold off or they just lost them.Sounds reasonable. With Romero dead I can see how that could happen. Now, with Russo and Streiner still both alive, I doubt that's going to happen to the "of the Living Dead" half of the deal, although they did allow two abysmal sequels to happen after part III, which is the end for me and most sane Dead fans.
>>223515647where do you get this shit? straight outta your ass?
>>223520256They made failed pilots into movies all the time. Now they get guaranteed second seasons from the onset.
>>223519194I ain’t ever heard of no movie called FOK
>>223511647>HOT GARGOYLE MONSTER WOMAN>hot
The guy could have just poisoned the food he used to lure the cat.
>>223511647well make it work!Well go to therapy!I love you for who you are!
>>223521428The cat had super powers, so I doubt that would have worked in Tales from the Darkside world.
>>223511647I have a lot of nostalgia for that movie from watching it as a kid, but after a recent rewatch, the "Cat from Hell" segment is the only one that I actually like. The other two are painfully slow. What I didn't realize until very recently was that it was based on a Stephen King short story, and George Romero wrote the screenplay adaptation.
>>223517532>I saw one "Day of the Dead" sequel that had Ving Rhames and that weird blonde woman, and it was one of the worst flicks I've ever experienced.That one was such a disappointment. Ving Rhames' presence made me think that MAYBE it was a sequel to the Dawn of the Dead remake from '04, but it was just coincidental casting. Plus, it was directed by Steve Miner, who directed kino like Friday the 13th 2 and 3, Halloween H20, House, and Lake Placid.
>>223511647>What were they trying to achieve here?Man, you're really reaching with trying to spam new threads, aren't you, you stupid faggot. This board really is dead, it's mostly bots and shills now.
>>223515740Lol I've had sex with worse looking women than that and there was always a moment like picrel when I realised it was the last moment I could back out. 15 mins later would have my face buried in gussy
>>223525920>Ving Rhames' presence made me think that MAYBE it was a sequel to the Dawn of the Dead remake from '04Same here. >Plus, it was directed by Steve Miner, who directed kino like Friday the 13th 2 and 3, Halloween H20, HouseWhat the fuck, man? Guess he had to make a stinker.
