Whare do I start?
>>223514021Triumph of the Will
Wetlands. It's disgusting but also beautiful and empathetic
>>223514021M (1931)
>>223514021metropolis then run lola run, thats complete
Wetlands
>>223514021Vitus
>>223514021a lot of zoophilia porn used to be made in germany
>>223514021Is that a neo vagina?
What's a german movie? Directed? Produced? Actors? You probably watched one of each category alreadyThe perfume is a german production
>>223514021Schule
>sequel is superior in every way
AngstOne of the best autistic psycho kinos ever made
>>223514047>>223514124men of culture
What will it be?
>>223514657gimme dat smoked salmon raucherlachs every time
>>223514657Bismarck or seelachs-ei
>>223514021https://youtu.be/XaUupeXIeM0?t=155
>>223514021Das Boot (the complete tv series and nothing else or your a fucking plebe!)Goodbye Lenin!The Lives of OthersDer Golden HandshuheOlympiaThe Baader Meinhof ComplexMost of this shit on pluto or other free streaming. >>223514044Based
>>223514657I heard that Brathering is the best, so I would like to try it
Schultze Gets the Blues (2003)
>>223514653>getting infections to pwn the chvds
>>223514021most german films involve someone shitting into someone elses mouth and 2 guys touching dicks
>>223515600see >>223514124
>>223514021The only required German films are Metropolis, M and unironically Triumph of the Will. Downfall is also worth watching because of the meme scene and the cute girls. As a whole German cinema is lacking compared to its neighbors.
>>223514657Stremel salmon with pepper
>>223514021>muh MetropolisIt's an incomplete artefact. As a movie it's as alien and unwatchable as an eskimo soap opera.
>>223515769pleb
>>223515769its not incomplete, its a gestalt of release versions with alternate scenes all added together.
>>223514021I thought "Goodbye Lenin" was a good filmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NaPk07eyAU
>>223514657is this porn
>>223514021Nekromantik amd faust
Stalingrad
>>223514021That looks gross :(
Pumuckl - to get a glimpse of what Germany used to be like. It's in Bavarian, so it can't be translated into a normal language, let the images do the talking.
>>223516106The white man's sushi
>>223514657dealers choice, id be happy with any fishy sandwich
>>223516100Die Kreaturin!
>>223516186>Die Krauterin
>>223514021Why doesn't it turn dark? Was the pirk obtained adrenochome style?
>>223516145You’re telling me that meat is raw? Isn’t that dangerous?
Aguirre, the Wrath of God
>>223516194It's only dangerous for certain types of meat. Chicken for example. But beef is pretty safe to eat raw.
>>223516194It would be in Somalia but Germans are crazy when it comes to food hygiene. And it's good, peppered with lots of onions.
>>223516192kek
>>223516194French tartar is the similar, Japanese have raw beef dish as well. Which is heavily regulated and controlled by the authorities.
>>223516276tar tar is not raw it is cured
>>223516194https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnblHs0mgq8
>>223514653The fact that women bleed from their pussies is still a bizarre fact of life to me. What did god mean by this? Imagine us guys would bleed from our dicks once a month right? Just disgusting and creepy. Why do women bleed from pussies again? Hygiene? So weird. And here we have girls playing with their blood. LMAO
>>223516469human egg shells are made of flesh
>>223516483Ok and?
>>223514657Give me the holy undersea trinity, bismarck-krabben-lachs.
>>223516401Everything that old man said is corrrect
>>223514657Fischbrötchen? Bin ich Inselbewohner? Her mit dem Leberkäs.
If you want a comedy:>Loriots Papa ante Portas (film)>Stromberg (series)
>>223516658>>Stromberg (series)
>>223514657No chicken?
>>223514021
>>223514021It's actually really good. Much better than the Hollywood answer to it.
Kommissar RexI do not care if its a movie or not, its just a guy and his dog solving crimes>its le AustrianSame thing
>>223516687dieversity day
>>223516762>Same thingIt really isn't
>>223516797If its not the same thing then explain why Germany is blamed for the actions of an Austrian painter?
German films are the best
>>223516815They elected and followed him?
>>223516845He could only be elected because they are the same thingThey even knew it back then
>>223516815he also liked his germon shepard
>>223516815It’s what the history books say. it is written.
>>223516815Austria joined the Reich franatically. Back then the distinction between the various German countries wasn't as strict as today. Like who gives a fuck about Liechtenstein? What even is Liechtenstein?
>>223514021Downfall 2006All quiet on the western front
>>223514657salmon or pepper mackerel please
>>223514838The Lives of Others is pure kino
Run Lola run
>>223517278it might be the 21st centuries best movie. it's for adults though
>>223516469blood is actually one of the more pleasant substances that regularly drips out of those things
>>223517305And for kids in ur opinion?
>>223517458Come and See
>>223516797It is. Austrians aren't anymore different from germans than germans are different from each other internally. Austrians and Bavarians are essentially the same cultural group. Wheras Saxons are widely different from Bavarians. Yet Bavarians and Saxons share the same "nation state". It's like saying "americans and texans are completely different things". Austrians are a subgroup of germans. They speak fucking german after all.
>>223517542Erm I said for kids
>>223514137That's a Swiss film.
>>223516194Not in Germany!
>>223514657Dammit I was just at the supermarket. I should have got sardines and rolls.
>>223514144Nah, their women just look beastly
>>223515582You sound pretty pwn'd right now t b h.
>>223515600Why are germans like this?
>>223516629piss dich alde
>>223516229>talks about beef and chicken when picrel is pork
My Best Fiend
>>223519198The person I replied to asked if "raw meat is dangerous". It was a generalized question, not a question asking about the image in specific.
The Seventh Seal
>>223514021>I have never seen a German movielook who's backother than that, watch the Dark netflix series
>>223517542Isn’t that a Soviet movie?>>223519581Isn’t that a Swedish movie?
>>223519774same thing
Lives of Others is one of the best movies ever made. Das Boot is really great.
Andreas BethmannJörg ButtgereitA. SimonaMarian DoraOlaf IttenbachTimo RoseAndreas Schnaas
>>22351975999.99% of living organisms don’t watch movies.
Every film Fassbinder ever made
>>223514657Bismarck or rollmops>>223516629 oof
>>223514021Gritta of the Rats' Castle. I will not elaborate
>>223514021Downfall
>>223516797It is, it's just an old confessional difference between Germans. This isn't even appealing to the broader conception of Germanic that would include Danes, Swedes, the Dutch, and English.
