>slaps a tiny piece of raw fish on a ball of rice>"600 dorra, you disgusting fucking gaijin"
Actually he doesnt even let gaijin into his shop anymore because the success of the documentary made it difficult for his regulars to get tables
>Takes a lifetime to master putting raw seafood on a ball of ricecome on now
>>223515639das right white boy, go backy to your gas station sushi
not this shit again
>>223515614i look like this and say this and do this thing
>>223515614he didn't say that.
>>223515683/tv/ has 5 jokes.
I doubt this is that much better than eating the frozen tuna from Aldi raw with some rice and genuine wasabi.
How could you be so mad over a foreign restaurant you would have never known if some Americans didn't make a movie about it?
the thing thing japan yellow fever menace must be studied. what makes people such lapdogs for anything japanese?
>>223515614I hope this old cunt dies soon. Sick of him.
>>223515762you have no idea how fed up japs are with butthurt gaijins like you if anything
>>223515663That's why japs haven't mastered making real food
>>223515639Based. Tourists are fucking retarded
>>223515812like me? i dont even think about japan. why would they care about me?
People meme on this, but he'd be stupid not to charge that much if people are willing to pay for it. Based Jiro.
>>223515668None of them are old enough to make sushi. It takes your whole lifetime to learn how to get it right, and they're all still alive
>>223515839>i dont even think about japan>what makes people such lapdogs for anything japanese?uh huh
>>223515839>i dont even think about japanthat's really good for you if true
>>223515614who is this chinese ?
>>223515614That's priddy based if true.
Rice doesn't even have any curries or kurumas or kuzhambus like Indian stews. Subhumans
>>223515738Easy. I get mad about everything
>>223515849stupid white boi, it's not about the perfection of the UNI, it's abouty za journey. drown in goyslop away from here
>>223515849you can't really make fun of something you don't really know. there are countless young sushi chefs being successful.
>>223515906You probably don't, though.
Like, it's understandable that you'd find it annoying if Japs go to your country and act like Japanese food is superior, but no, gaijins go to Japan and get triggered by everything.You are being mad at a movie about Japanese food made by Americans. It's all so tiresome.
>>223515614>"600 dorra, you disgusting fucking gaijin"he doesn't allow filthy gaijin in his restaurant anymore, which is why you're seething
Didnt he get his Michelin Star taken away because he got too uppity
>>223516066oh noooooooo the michelin tire man doesn't support my restaurant!!! how will i ever live without his shining endorsement!!!!
>>223515668There's only like 3 actual japs in this pic. The rest are hapa scum. Genetic abominations
>it's not about the steak, it's about the experience!>watch the wagies dance for you!>that will be $1000 (40% tip minimum)
>>223515639THIS OLD ASS NIGGA STILL ALIVE??!
>>223516013>but no, gaijins go to Japan and get triggered by everything.what? gaijins go to japan because they worship japan
>>223516314eat ress goysrop, gaijin, and maybe you actually get to retire at ripe age of 100. the gorden years.
>>223515614>dumb baka gaijin white pig american couple show up to my restaurant>order "sushi">tell them it's coming right up>go take a shit and a piss, make sure to cover my hands in shit and piss>come back out and pull a rotting fish from the garbage>hack it to pieces>lather it in my shit and piss>slap it on a plate and hurl it with full force at the white pigs' heads>it hits the woman in the head, killing her instantly, she falls to the floor>say to the man "five thousand dorrah!"OP OP OP OP OPPA GANGNAM STYLEHEEEEYYYY SEXY LADY
>>223516066They gave a star for fucking raw fish on rice? hory kek
>>223516066>>223516087He still had his stars in 2020, they dropped it out of the ranking in 2021 because Jiro went on endorsment reservations only and is not publicly bookable by the general public (which is a requierments to be on the Michelin list).
>>223515614lol, thats right! fuck em, cunt!
>>223516178>But the experience is also shit?
>>223516419People who eat sushi are fucking assholes.
>>223517292Its bad enough you eat fish, a barely digestable animal from an alien biosphere that outdates life on earth by billions of years, your fucking eating it raw. What the fucks a matter with you? Cook your food you god damn animal.
>>223515700>>223515683Has yet to be refuted
>>223515614>>223515668
>>223515683>shrimpdick mad
>>223517319the next bitch meal that acts like a pissy cunt cause I like my steak well done, i'm gunna fucking dome ya. Fuck me if I know why you savages prefer food poison and turn your back on gods gift of fire like the fucking neanderthals you are.
>Go down the road to a place that sells the exact same for 10 dorra
>>223515668the guy in the back is like aaaaayyyyyy yoooooo lmao dude is probing that old man's asshole daily
Jiro nightmares of assrape
>>223517259If your dumb enough to pay 500 dollars for uncooked fish, you deserve to get ripped off.
>>223517397>mutt cannot stop thinking about buttfucking more at 11
>>223517445that's right boy, your bussy is up next. i'm coming for you. soon. no lube
>>223515668>I'm putting together a team
>>223517337this is retarded
>>223517337Nips were all peasants until like 5 minutes ago, why are they putting on this imperial airs and races for simple village seafood?
>>223515639Based
>>223517292everyone eats it
>>2235173291. Baneposting2. Sneed3. Firufi Gaijin4. Yagsbarro5. "Sir, your popcorn"Have I missed any?
>>223517583I'd rather eat a simple bread, butter and salmon on top of it.
>>223517616sounds pretty good right now honestly
>>223517616For me it's grilled cheese and tomato soup :)
>>223515614It took him 60 years of working every day to slap raw fish on rice. So I would pay him more.I can masturbate on my own and it's alright. But if I heard about a gilf who knew how to stroke it thanks to 40 yeas of experience and could guarantee me to make me cum in a minute. I would pay her for the once in a time experience.
Sushi? More like Sushit.Sushi is so overrated. It was originally a street food that only peasants ate. Sushi in its current form was started only like 130 years ago, and even back then the average sushi was the size of your fist, most of it rice with only a thin slice of cheap fish meat on it. Sushi was originally tough and chewy because those were the only types of fish available. Deep sea fish such as tuna wasn't even eaten by the Japanese because they believed it contained parasites. Sushi only became soft, tender and "high class" with the advent of flash freezing technologies. The only reason why sushi and sashimi are tender in the first place is because of flash freezing. ACTUAL fresh raw fish is chewy. Finally, the two most popular types of sushi (tuna and salmon) are recent creations. Salmon sushi was invented by Norwegian fishing companies in the 1970s who were trying to sell their surplus salmon to the Japanese who originally didn't eat salmon.
>>223517831>tuna wasn't even eaten by the Japanese because they believed it contained parasitesbecause it does
>>223517831Most "traditional" popular foods are invented inventions, but yeah, sushi is one of the biggest offenders. Thai food is another big one full of lies.
>>223515614Kek, based and Jiropilled.
>>223515668Fish is fish.
>>223518404srop is srop. stick to that white boiy.
>>223515668lmao. i dont hate on this old or japs in general let them swindle white fags out of their money with their performative overrated seaslop for TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS PLUS TIP /tv/fags hate on bourdain for the opposite reason. let that sink in
>>223517831>AHHHH THE WAY FOOD IS DONE IS CHANGING SAVE ME MACDONALDS
>Dreams of Ass rape
>>223515663I hate how the entire world has a hard on for these autistic slanty eyed fucks so we have to seriously entertain this crap. If someone from Britain was talking about how it takes decades to master crafting the perfect chip butty all the brownoids would be screeching like baboons about WHERE DEY EVEN BE DAT MUHFUGGIN SEASONING DEY NOT EVEN JOOOOOCYYY
>>223518138>Thai food is another big one full of liesqrd? i tried it its good but felt like a temu chinese food
>>223515639based
>>223517831Truth nuke, something like kaiseki has a lot more variety and longer tradition but we should be happy that sushi and wagyu bbq act as containment zones for tourists.
>>223515916I can make fun of the fake prestige. It's just a bit of raw fish and rice
>>223515911What are you even saying?
>>223520405something whitu bois rike you wourdnt understand. white bois rost the IKURA.
>>223517517It helps them take their minds off the collective assraping their entire culture experienced in WW2.
>>223517590
>>223520490it would be weird to try and comeback after having two massive bombs dropped on your country, firebombs take out your capitol and see the other guys eating ice cream while you're in a cave
>>223520586Don't forget the reconstruction years where they had to spend two decades watching their women get bleached and loving every second of it. To this day their men go into literal convulsions if they see a JAV with a white guy in it.
japs are basically civilized and hygenic jeets
what strikes me as odd, japs are in essence a Godless culture. they believe causes death and destruction, in the form of wars, yet, these are the same people who killed millions of chinks, their own, and had no qualms bombing pearl harbor. its just a bizarro
>>223520490>collective assraping their entire culture experiencedThere are more japanese people living in tokyo than whites in the 20 largest american cities
>>223517831>Norwegian salmonThe most toxic food in the world?
>>223520799Why does whites revere the average nip like they’re some ethereal elf race
>>223521517It's like browns and blacks to whites
>>223519061It literally is Temu Chinese food (with some coconut added). Pad Thai, aka Thailand's """""national""""" dish, was originally just a typical Chinese noodle dish that a Thai general's housekeeper cooked for him. That Thai general was one of the guys in charge of government propaganda and he created "Thai cuisine" in the mid 20th century as a form of nationalistic propaganda (look up "culinary diplomacy"). So one guy literally decided what Thailand's national dish should be, and he also chose all the other dishes that should be included in """Thai cuisine""". After inventing the official Thai food menu, the Thai government spread it throughout the country and later funded Thai restaurants all over the world and artificially boosted its popularity to promote Thailand. And they were wildly successful. People think Thais are all impoverished brown ladyboys, but they're pretty clever little simians.
>>223522315>it’s actually Chinese foodAre you Chinese?
Which country has the most meme food?
>>223522614mexico
>>223522614Probably the UK>toad in the hole>bangers and mash>beans on toast>jammie dodger>cheeky nandosBosh.
>>223522997nah i like texmex but mexican food is kino. its unapologetically unpretentious the antitheses of sushi and jap food in general
>>223522997I might agree with this one. Japanese food is elegant and diverse. Mexicans claim they have deep flavors but in the end its literally just rice beans and lime
>>223515614>No, my son. You not ready to plepare hottudoggu. Must pelfect art of steaming bun for 10 mow year!
>>223517831>It was originally a street food that only peasants ate
>>223523782lmao
>>223522614>Which country has the most meme food?
>>223515700And four of them are 4u.
>>223515614Is it true that he's a 33rd degree Grand Dragon of the High Order of Sushi Masters? I heard that in Japan, young apprentice sushi chefs are selected to be taken out of school and sent to a secret Buddhist sushi monastery on Mt Fuji, where they train for over ten years just to have the opportunity to be considered for such a prestigious honor. No wonder he's always so mad and charges so much. I would pay just to sit in his presence and correct my sushi etiquette. Such an honor.
>>223524010Sorry, but that food screams either German or Australian
>>223523136American tacos are better than Mexican.
>>223524157even mexicans order texmex more than mexican food out here in central texas
>>223524359>>223524157>libbies carry on about muh authentic Mexican cuisine like it's some holy manna>look up street food to find what kind of authentic Mexican cuisine that Mexicans actually eat in Mexico>it includes shit like Cheetos or Tostitos topped with yellow cheese sauce, hot sauce, corn, mayo, butter, peanuts, whatever the fuckThere's nothing wrong with this kind of food, but I have to roll my eyes when people act like "real Mexican dining" is inherently elevated above stuff like texmex ground beef tacos or even a Taco Bell bowl.
bros you aren't japanesewhat is wrong with you
>>223515614trips and he dies
Jiro dreams of raping women
>>223524882sad
>>223521517Probably after seeing Jackson lotr
>It's already precisely sauced, it doesn't need a tomato bath.
>>223525137>ok mr.rocky
>>223524725>I have to roll my eyes when people act like "real Mexican dining" is inherently elevated above stuffwho says this? the reason why mexican is great its bc its approachable. you can get it literally anywhere you can add your own shit cheetos w/e thats on you. its honest unpretentious delicious. its that ez
>>223525367When people shit on texmex or other "Americanized" Mexican food
>>223525367i feel like you made a good point but you also sound retarded
>>223515639Good decision
>>223515614this old jap reminds me of the wheel chair rich guy from wtf was it lecter?
>>223515614I wonder what Jiro thinks of Mexican sushi
>>223525367Probably those people that got a food truck shit down because they weren't Mexicans serving Mexican food
>>223525367>who says thisI'm an Idaho native and the amount of faggot ass retards that come here and say "all mexican food in Idaho is bad" is insane. It's like they all got together beforehand and agreed on this talking point, and they all just bring it up out of nowhere. There's bad restaurants and good ones, like anywhere. They heard this from some source and got psyopped and just parrot it as if it's an original thought. Also if the place you moved to apparently sucks so bad, you can fuck off back to where you came from.
>>223526166FloPugh looking kinda rough
