Last time on /trek/ >>223484253
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Wish TNG had budget, writing, and direction like SNW. TNG has interesting stories, but they feel so stilted.
Alex Kurtzman literally saved Trek and y'all ungrateful fucks haven't thanked him.
>>223515922>writing, and direction like SNW???
To the anon who asked about Star Trek Continues in the previous threadCompared to New Voyages, Continues is fucking Citizen Kane.
>>223516011New Voyages was fucking rough.I remember watching the episode involving time traveling planet killers and the plot was just nonsense and the acting was terrible
>>223516052Not to mention that James Cawley put so much time and effort into building accurate sets but wouldn’t change his Elvis impersonator haircut. Now Im imagining Captain Kirk with Johnny Bravo’s voice.>Space, the final frontier. Huh hah!
>>223516122>to seek out, hot alien babes, and groovy new chicks
>>223515922>writing, and direction like SNW.heh
>He's a Cardassian, that's reason enough!Was he right?
>>223516007OP didn’t even land the hat on Worfs head anon. Thats what they mean
>>223515922>Writing and direction like SNWThis has to be bait
Belay that order. Ensign, feed a neutronic pulse through the EPS Manifold.On my command, reroute the primary coupling through the deflector dish.Steadyh.....Steady...
>>223515922At least try to make believable bait. I am as disappointed with you as Kim's parents.
>>223516376NOW!
>>223515922Me too
>>223515007GeezersTngeezers
>>223514678Gee zers, settle down okay?
>Miles "Setlik III killing spree" O'Brien >Miles "I see a spoon, he'll be dead soon" O'Brien >Miles "if your skin is grey, you must pay" O'Brien >Miles "genocide time on Cardassia Prime" O'Brien >Miles "transport your shit? I'll throw a fit" O'Brien >Miles "Keiko's a child, time to get wild" O'Brien >Miles "if you're fertile, I'll run a mile" O'Brien >Miles "in mind jail, Ee'char's ass I will rail" O'Brien >Miles "Bashir smells of poo, his parents do too" O'Brien >Miles "Molly 's a savage, her cunt I will ravage" O'Brien
Such an intensely kino episode.
>>223516291Yes.The Cardassians got what they deserved for inflicting so much pain on the galaxy and Starfleet should’ve let the Dominion finish the job.
>>223516779Well yeah, it’s the Doctor x2.
Star Trek: Transitions
>>223516367why?
>>223515909star trek sex with wesley
>>223516397Episode was a self-indulgent pat on the back, but not entirely undeserved.
>>223515893nice thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_RFLGQaX0wWhat a chad.
Is The Jacal (1997) trek themed?
When I finish VOY ( I'm on Season 7 )The trail from there looks like;-Rest of the TNG Movies ( I saw Generations right after TNG )-Picard-Wash my eyes out with Lower Decks.-ENT-SNW-Then my Rewatch begins all over again from TOS after a Doctor Who Hiatus from Trek.
>>223517809I hope for your sake this is bait.
>>223517886Why? I'm trying to give numerous Treks a chance.
hello /trek/I tried visiting trekmovie for star trek news but I scrolled the front page and didn't understand any of what they were talking aboutso I started sniffing around for ro laren stuff again like I like to do whenever I get boredthe ro laren game is listed on steam with this description:>Star Trek: Shadow Frontier is a mature, story-driven, 3rd person action-adventure set in the expansive Star Trek universe. After crashing onto a distant planet overtaken by a strange consciousness, Ro Laren must survive in an environment that is as breathtaking as it is lethal.>In true Star Trek fashion, Ro’s mission is driven by duty and purpose. But here, discovery comes at a terrible cost. The more she uncovers, the deeper she is pulled into a corrupted labyrinth where her memories twist and the planet threatens to sever her connection to reality.>Only by solving the mysteries of this strange world can Ro hope to make peace with the demons of her past, boldly going into the heart of darkness like never before.one of the best parts of the episode next phase is when she and geordi realize nobody can see them and she immediately goes, "ah fucking hell, I'm a ghost." she's tough as nails and used to flying solo and trusting her instincts, and she's very intuitive and clever so usually her instincts serve her well, but she's also a superstitious bitch who can process with the blink of an eye the fact she's dead and an invisible spirit on a spaceship and immediately starts calculating what she has to do next.it'll be interesting to play through twice. once making the choices they expect players to make to follow the story and run away from cardassian ghosts, and again as the world's best ro laren fan who knows when she sees a cardassian ghost the first thing she'd do is grab the nearest phase rifle. every single time, without hesitation, bring the hammer down hard and fast.
I did it!
Did I hear Ro Laren?
>>223518097you binged SFA? my condolences
>>223518056Shut up bitch >>223517809Judith. What have they done to you?
Wherein Hoshi cries her way to saving the ship.
>Arrakis exists in Star TrekThe Ferengi are heavily involved in the spice trade, I’m sure
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T’Pol’s a real boring bitch so far.
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The NX-01 shuttle bay is like a moon pool you’d see on an underwater habitat.
I’m not sure what tone Enterprise is going for but it’s failing.
holy shit, Kirsten was on TNG
>They fucking did the “let’s split up” horror cliche in a Star Trek episode
>>223518056Many anons in /trek/ play computer games.
>>223518440These need more context for me to properly consume them.
Not many anons in /trek/
>>223518813The LD wars broke this general.
laserdisc anon voyager fucking when
>>223518503star trek has time travel on demand in the future and spock can time travel at will. your AI is shit
>The southerner starts blasting Jej
Ensign anon found licking the decom chamber
>>223518503>implying the entire Star Trek timeline isn't constantly being monitored by timeships from the future
>>223519239Protected by chronoton force-fields
>>223519791youre god damned right it is. thats the beauty of star trek. whatever unsolvable problem you present, star trek will solve it in 45 minutes, sometimes 90.
Star Trek cuddles with Ezri.
>>223518101Why does Bajor produce so many bratty tomboys?
Running a brothel of desperate Cardassian teenagers on postwar Cardassia. Their customers are mostly Starfleet personnel.
>>223520118Cardassia gets the Japan treatment?
>>223520133Even worse, the South Korea treatment.
Miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>223520159>"Janny, when the check bounced."
>>223520159you can't communicate in memes if you don't understand the distinction between places or names and verbs to tie them all together.
>>223520159>anon, trying to not be a faggot
>>223520159McDonald's, her arms wide, my wallet empty
>>223520150Fifty years later, C-Pop takes over the Alpha Quadrant, and "C-Pop Pagh Wraith Hunters" is the top holonovel.
>ywn toss back a root beer with Morn, hang with Fontaine, swap investment tips with Quark, fly Spitfires with Julian, and sing songs about the Great Tribble Hunt with WorfBros, we're not gonna make it.
>>223520159PewDiePie, at the bridge
What the fuck? They really used the Angel One matte painting AGAIN and just slapped some Klingon stuff on top of it lmao
>>223516362I was too lazy
>>223520652They re-used Cardassia as well
>>223515893would her reaction be the same if she had been at Worf's party?
>>223520652matte paintings ain't cheap ok
>>223520652At least SOME good came of that shit episode.
Who is Matt and how is he so good at painting?
Tonight's episode is "A Taste of Armageddon". What pairs well with that, a sip of oblivion? See you in an hour.
ok i found a Star Trek guy in this X Files episode: the guy who played Dr Giger
>>223520847>hey worf I hear your spine is 1 year old today
>>223520995oh man that's great, saved.
>>223521045There is a better one out the there someone made that actually has the barrel photoshopped into it but I lost it
>>223520907Angel One is a shit episode, but the tall chicks were hot
>>223516397me in '96 watching my screensaver
>no friends>nobody knows I exist>family hates me>at least there's TrekDoes anyone else replace socialization with Star Trek?
>>223520803I hadn’t made new in years. A beautiful schizo thread for Judy on the anniversary of our love. And you! You fucking Worf posted. Knowing full well I have a tumultuous relationship with my father
>>223522157I’ll be your friend faggot
Could you pilot a starship?
>>223522157Socially awkward nerds have been using Star Trek as social lubricant for 50 years.
>>223522559In a straight line, pushing the go fast button, sure. Entering standard orbit, not so sure. But I'm sure every helmsman has some default presets saved.
>>223522559I don't see why not, they seem pretty tardproof by TNG. Just select a known waypoint, set speed, and hit a button to go there. At most maybe set a heading by inputting angles.Only problem for a noob would be combat, but even the evasive maneuvers are just presets you select. A smaller, more delicate craft like a shuttle would be much more of an issue I'd think.
>>223522972Yeah, much more is made of someone's shuttle piloting skills. tom paris, riker, etc
>>223520159Shaka, when the walls fell
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>>223523186>>223523214Take it to b or nsfw
>>223523328Go eat a bucket of Ferenghi dicks, Fatso.
Speaking of flying starships, how the fuck is manual steering not brought out every time fighting starts? You can't tell me typing on a keyboard is faster and more responsive than whipping a joystick around. That shit would have turned the Defiant into an absolute rape machine vs the Dominion in the right hands.>hurr durr computer is better at flyingThe computer can't gain an intuitive grasp of the firing arcs of enemy vessels, the upper extremities of your maneuverability and strike an effective balance between staying in their blind spots and lining up shots for your tactical officer. There's no good reason why 90% of space fights are either head-on fire exchanging or preset evasive maneuver chess.
>>223523501>The computer can't gain an intuitive grasp of the firing arcs of enemy vesselskek, of course it can. It's a 24th century ai
>>223520952A society of lethal LARPers, dedicated to death before they break kayfabe. I spent a lot of the time thinking what big twist they were gonna use to end it, from something as horrific as the Vendikar people lying about their half of the agreement for 500 years to as weird as the Disintegrators actually being teleporters that just have the two planets populations flip back and forth forever with the superior culture winning when they have all the people. The ending we did get was, naturally, better than anything I could've come up with.Scotty really got to shine this go-around as Acting Captain, standing up to Ambassador Fox's orders when the idiot was telling him to "drop your shields as an act of good will." That line about "The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank!" is another neat new dimension to him.Fox getting to redeem himself twice after being such an ignorant jackass was also very well done: his apologies to Spock after getting saved from the Disintegrator, and then resuming his normal functions as Ambassador once the war computers are destroyed.I wonder if General Order 24 was another completely fictional bluff ala the Corbomite Maneuver, if it's a fake order to act like a real order like with that hidden message from TNG's Pakled episode (the 24th level of awareness), or is that a real order that he gave but never intended to let go into effect?
we have found the crashed shuttle. No sign of the crew
>>223523328This guy is right
>>223523501Presumably sensor driven targeting is so good that there is no real effective evasive maneuver that you can make.It's either that, or space is so vast that ships would just miss each other 90% of the time. Pick your poison.
>>223523501I figure that manual control opens up the potential to try and pilot the ship TOO erratically, jeopardizing hull-integrity. The computers would be aware of the absolute maximum curves that can be taken without the G-forces breaking things apart, or to a lesser degree throwing people across rooms.
Post races deserving of extermination
The way they did Sisko at the end of DS9 was shitty and it always makes me mad every time I finish it.
>>223525054the thing that makes me the most mad is the Founders getting redeemed
>>223525054DS9 should have ended with Sisko getting literally anally buttraped by Dukat then shoved into his cuckbox.
>>223525118Yeah that too. Fuck those assholes. Oh, they pinky promised they won't try to genocide the Alpha Quadrant again? Well, I guess all is forgiven then! I can't imagine the Klingons or Romulans being okay with that but I guess they were in a hurry to wrap things up.
>>223525054TNG is honestly the only mainline Star Trek show that doesn't piss me off when it ends.>DS9 -- Sisko abandons his family, the Founders lose by Section 31 shenanigans, and Odo goes back to them>VOY -- it just ends so goddamn abruptly that it's startling. It comes out of nowhere and is not at all a satisfying finale.>ENT -- it was all just a weird sex holodeck program for RikerAnd of course, TOS getting cancelled has no conclusion at all.
>>223524825Whatever this race was called. It insisted upon itself.
>>223525189wait, so RIKER is the one having star trek sex with shran? oh, my whole worldview is being thrown in to question here...
>>223525333no, he was raping hologram T'Pol
>>223525054The Benny Russel ending would have been funny.
>>223525187Sucks for all of those Gamma Quadrant races still being buttfucked by the Founders, but out of sight out of mind.
>>223523879At least the kitties seem happy and well-fed
>>223523879>Botany... Bay>Botany... Bay?>Botany... BAY!!
>>223525364literally
>>223525189>And of course, TOS getting cancelled has no conclusion at all.TOS got the movies. Though Generations isn't a great ending for Kirk either.
>>223526011Well TNG also has the TNG movies which end horribly as well. I was thinking of the shows specifically.
It took 4 episodes of Enterprise to get to mpreg.
>>223525364I read this as rapping by hologram t'pol and this threatens tha Forge
>>223520014>>223519791apparently the timeships weren't able to see The Burn happening and the post-temporal cold war Federation is now a wasteland run by DEI trans Jem-Hadar, who are so weak the entirety of Federation space can be held hostage by some smuggler nobody
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>what if the white savior was actually blackunironically, bravo rick
Is TOS to Voy the greatest run in television history a franchise has had? Sure there were bumps like the s1 tng, TNG movies and a few voyager episodes but for the most part, it was gold.
>>223516837>Kill 800 million Spoonheads>Federation is just kind of cool with it
>>223527081Everyone is black since humanity originated in the rift valley of aftican. Some of y'all just forgot your blackness since your ancestors were victimized by Yakub (picrel)
>>223516768>Gul “if your family wants feedin you’d best let me start seedin” Dukat>Gul “a wrinkle on your nose makes me want to tinkle on your toes” Dukat >Gul “I’ll call you on the comms just to let you know I fucked your moms” Dukat Why did he love Bajoran women so much?
>>223527256>Why did he love Bajoran women so much?He had insta and vs.co
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>>223527279There was no moral dilemma in this episode. She got the planet wrong and wanted to be right.
Doctor, do not have sex with him.
>>223527279>This planet was promised to us, the most obnoxious and entitled people in the galaxy>gets told to fuck off Damn, it really is a utopian future
