WHAT THE FUCK THEY KILLED ALEX WHY
That has to be fake, why would they do the same thing as Indiana Jones just did?
>>223516078I hope she fucks the Arab dude. I liked them
>>223516078so they can replace the character with a tough, capable, no-nonsense adopted daughter that constantly saves Rick.
it'sover
>>223516078>divorced>child diedKill all Juice. Now.
>>223516078It’s important to follow the script of the Satanic ritual that movies like this, the new Indiana Jones, and the new Star Wars followed.
>>223516124Literally nobody currently working in Hollywood is capable of writing a script for a movie people would actually want to see.
>>223516078>we're making a sequel to a popular movie from the 80s/90s?>have the main character be pathetic, divorced and broken
>>223516078It's Dilator or Destiny again innit
>>223516184I'm a Jew and I hate Hollywood Jews. Total LARPers. Might as well be secular atheist goyim.
>>223516168This.
>>223516143Get Zendaya on the phone ASAP
>>223516124The real reason is because hollywood writers can only write what they know, and most Hollywood writers are divorced, pathetic, probably gay, and definitely hate the original source material.
>>223516168I literally never fucking understand how the fuck would a couple who lived all that and were so in love would simply just divorce lmao
>>223516132Kys nigger
>>223516216>I'm a Jew and I hate Hollywood Jews.>Might as well be secular atheist goyim.What exactly was your point? You start off with "I'm not like those other jews." then finish off with "I'm just like those other jews."
>>223516241Because Jews.
>>223516078isn't that the plot of the last Indiana Jones?
>>223516078It pretty much retroactively ruins the entire The Mummy 2. Couldn't they just say Alex was exploring somewhere?
>>223516078They really gotta subvert and destroy everything, don't they? Fucking hate these jew rats.
>>223516143I hope she is black and of course more capable than O'connel
>>223516216To be fair, anyone who rejects Christ is an atheist.
Instead of making the son a grown adult chad that can focus the future of the franchise on, they pull this shit. For what? To add some surrogate daughter character and focus on a female lead instead?
>>223516261Except I'm not. I believe in God, man-woman union, trad life and living modestly. Actual Jews can't enter the entertainment industry and those who do are fake secular Jew LARPers. Remember that shit about Sydney sweeney "converting" to Judaism because of that fag Scooter Braun? Nonsense. It's a humilation gimmick for the dumb whore shishka to initiate her as a useful whore and then discarded. it's just to make her an example. she will not convert to anything because that fake Jew "scooter" is basically a goyim. he has as much in common with being a Jew as a slime on the street. He left his Israeli wife and kids for this goyishe prostitute. He's a disgrace and I spit on his life.
>>223516279Why are you surprised? Those creatures don't know what love is, they were never loved and they can't loveEven the biggest white loser can have a crush
>>223516078They'll have a living mixed race daughter, though, won't they? And weren't they divorced in 3?
>>223516078When will you retards finally learns the modern Hollywood is there only to destroy, not to create.Son: dead. Parents: divorced. The man: gay. The woman: fucked by niggers.Only holocaust, a real one, can fix Hollywood.
>>223516078Because they hate you. You give them money while they give you middle finger and show pee pee on the screen. No more boobies.
>>223516330Yeah but O'connel will learn to get along with Evelyn's black boyfriend (who will die and then she will come back with O'connel)
>>223516078i mean....alex wasn't in the first movie and that was a much better movie.
>>223516385>Only holocaust, a real one, can fix Hollywood.THIS
>>223516241it’s seen as immoral to grief pump your wife with a new baby
>>223516317It failed in the third movie but the movie failed because of was bad, there was no need to kill him, just send him outside or hire another actor
>grown kid is deadGood, avoids the "hero passes the torch to new generation" trope (i'm sure the movie will still have some sassy teen that saves the say)
>>223516241Because the writers and producers are stupid. The director only directs, I give him multi pass.But the writes and producers are totally stupidity.
>>223516319Piss off, kike
>>223516309I'm pretty sure that's not how it works, anon.
>>223516474Oh, goy. If only.
Actually you can find a lot of horror movies where they kill the original heroine for no fucking reason>Halloween>Texas chainsaw massacre (she appeared basically to die after decades wtf)>Friday 13I'm sure there are more
>>223516124>claude, spit out my mummy scriptthats why
>>223516246Stop self inserting you disgusting manlet.
>>223516501He believes in Christ, of course he does not know how it works. He is a sheep. What does a sheep knows? They know how to beeh beeeh beeeh, that annoying sound that sheep do, that's what he knows all about.
>>223516505Kike confirmed. No man in his right mind would prefer to have a mutilated dick over a not mutilated dick. You are definitely a kike in spirit.
>>223516078So we are officially pretending The Mummy 3 didn't happen now?
Good. I hope you faggots go back to not even remembering Brendan Fraser existed and quit jerking each other off over a man that let a woman stomp all over him.
>>223516124AI slop, what else?
>>223516589>I'm a Jew>bunch of replies later>says something else>KIKE CONFIRMED KIKE CONFIRMEDGoyim are truly cattle. You deserve us.
>>223516078It's been close to 9 years since TLJ and Hollywood still thinks audiences want to see old heroes as lonely, depressed, losers.
>>223516124Same thing with Han Solo and LeiaKylo turning to the dark side was essentially like him dying
This better be a "alex faked his death to breed his immortal chinese girlfriend" kind of shit.
>>223516216>They all suck! Their worldview sucks and I just can't take it anymore! If Nazis were still a thing I would denounce them all. I hope they all go to hell. And then Satan takes his pitchfork and pokes them in their stupid asses! And they all burn forever 'cuz they're all a bunch of rotten posers!
>>223516731Meanwhile you know you are shit without us and you hate how much you need is lmaoYour women desire us
The jew-hating incel virgins are out in full force today.
>>223516776>alex >immortal chinese girlfriendDamn I forgot Mummy 3 happened during the yellow fever period of Hollywood in 00s.
>>223516216>I'm a JewI've read enough
>>223516078>their childThat little fucker was basically a teenager that ain't no fucking baby
Mummies killed hbis son, now he's back for revenge. i can't wait
>>223516905The twist is Fraser did it to avoid the alimony
>>223516246Why do you care if a jew fucks another jew?
It's just a cheap literary ploy to garner sympathy for the characters. One leaned on by lesser writers because it's hard to deal with complex family dynamics.Mainstream movie writers are so nepotistic or underpaid now they don't know what makes a good story anymore.Plus what made the original Mummy movies good was leaning on the romantic colonial adventure tropes and racial archetypes that would probably be seen as politically incorrect nowadays.
>>223516742Hollywood can't write children that grew up successful and well rounded because all their kids are disasters. So they just kill them off screen.
>>223516905>>223516928The Mummy will be Lindsay Clancy
What if his son is the mummy.
>>223516731>Goyim are truly cattle.Keep telling yourself that lie to infinitum. You fear the goyim. You constantly needs to sabotage the goyim and make sure them are overworked. The worst goyim is so much better than the best jew. Because the goyim actually has ethics while the jew plays dirty. The goyim feels bad for lying, but the jew has no shame in lying, lying is a feature actually. Why do you think they have big noses? It is a sign. Goyim are better because the jews play on easy mode while goyim has to face hardships which will tough them up. jews can't even fight their wats, they have to psyop other nations to fight for them using the idea of "GOD" to do that and "JESUS", even that ISRAEL does not believe in Jesus. You can argue that they are cattle, but the cattle is morally superior to you, you dig that? How can a dog be more moral than its master? This signal how the master has reduced to a thing lower than a dog.
>>223516143
>>223516124Because no one remember their fucking kid and having them split up at the start creates obvious conflict for the story since boomers can't conceive of a story that doesn't involve two characters falling in love at some point.
>remember the heroes of that old movie you like?>yeah they're old now and MISERABLE! and their lives SUCK and they have failed at everything. How you like that???Every time
>>223516078Nope. The Mummy is one of the few franchise that doesn't do that 'lets reboot the character' relationships so we can have the same arc as the previous movies' shit.
>>223517440Kikes are openly provoking us since 2020 to do the dirty thing.
>>223516078>Alex diedThe fuck?! Why?
>>223517125This, unironically. It was always jealousy. It's like being jealous of a rich poo
>>223516078>there are only 2 mummy movies
>>223516727Wrong, because AI is more than capable to spit out story with classic structure and typical journey.This is just WGA subhumans practicing their 'art'
>>223517440Boomers are old and miserable though? Where's the lie?
Nah, their grandson has a big part in the movie and his parents are still alive and come back in the last act.Also:>One last adventure, Rick?>You said that last time you had writer's block, Evie. I still have the scar from the Aztec Priest mummy.>And you the last time you got bored. I lost my favorite pen stabbing that grabby Italian mummy's hand in the Capuchin catacombs of Palermo.
>>223516241If you lose your child then there will be nothing left in you. If it happens to both partners, you will just mirror each other's pain and you won't get a second of respite.
>>223516124Because they want men to suffer and the women can't be divorced career girlbosses like the writers if their offspring are still around (they're already used to the idea of killing their kids thanks to the abortions they've had).
>>223517795In "What Dreams May Come" the wife character managed to hold on after all her kids died thanks to Robin Williams husband, and only committed suicide after he died too. And he ended up rescuing her from hell and being reincarnated together like my japanese cartoons.Why can't Hollywood write nice stories like that anymore?
>sequel starts with the male and female leads who fell in love in the first one divorced and they have to reunite for some reason
>>223516168>>223516184>>223516220>>223516279>>223516385>a joke post made by satirical siteWould you look at this, poltards are running around screeching like little monkeys.What blew up this time?
>>223516078>divorced>child diedare amerimutts incapable of writing anything else
>>223516078why do they keep writing this
>>223516078I can bring him back for a price, but you have to do something for me first.
>>223517936Yids are miserable irl
Thats pretty dark if true. >>223517939Its the easiest way for them to just recycle them falling in love again like the first movies.
>>223517912This part of Europe would be more peaceful if all russian speaking jews got brutally murdered.
>>223517936Hey, use that monumental 70IQ of yours and post that original tweet here.
>>223516078>WHYWorst character in The Mummy 2 and was the main reason for The Mummy 3 being a pile of shit from start to finish.
>>223516078All your heroes are bad parents, how does that make you feel /tv/?
>>223518148But best part of the tv show.
>>223516078So a negress can inherit the brand. Just like James Bond and Indiana Jones.
>Mutt dies in VietnamWhich war is Alex dying in? I'm putting money on the Suez Crisis
>>223516078WHO KILLED DE CAPTAIN ALEX?
is Imhotep in it?
>>223518253Sometimes I wonder if the reason for Mutt to be written out was because Shia was so insufferable to work with or if fan reaction was bad enough to make them write him out.
>>223518296The actor is back apparently, so that probably means he's back in some form (maybe just as a shitty flashback or as some shitty force ghost kind of thing). In some ways I hope >>223517962 is on track with it being that they get Imhotep to being their son back or something.
>>223518310It's probably a bit of column a and column b. Shia's probably blacklisted thanks to all his episodes all those years back and the character of Mutt wasn't received well enough for them to think recasting was even worth it.
>>223518344I can't really remember if Shia was already known as an asshole on set yet back then. He sucked in the role though and people not liking him being in the movie, that much I do remember.
TM1=1920s (1999)TM2=1930s (2001)TM3=1940s (2008)TM4= 1959? 1960s? (2027)>It is a direct sequel to The Mummy (1999) and The Mummy Returns (2001), ignoring the events of The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)I usually hate that canon breaking shit, but it can work if they make TM3 a book Evie wrote.>ImhotepWhy? He had a great ending.>Kevin J. O'Connor as Beni GaborYES! HEY MUMBENI, NOT LOOKING SO FRESH THIS DAYS!
>>223516078The tone of those films just isnt right for a death of a son. They're adventure + supernatural horror, but still the comedy aspect is big. Like, fucking BENNY doesnt actually die in the movies.The only sacrifice I remember is the old pilot dude that was there only to die anyway. This wont be real, they know nobody wants them to start on such a sad premise. Also, divorced. They have to know that the personal drama of those movies wasnt the main point, right? It's the rotting mummies and old temples
>>223518296Yeah he is saving alex
Let me guess, their kid dies, one of them wants to bring him back and the other don't and destroys the key/book of life/whatever and they divorce.
>>223518439I'm convinced TM3 will be a book Jonathan made kek
>>223518524>Like, fucking BENNY doesnt actually die in the movies.Bro you hear him die, the implication is that it was extremely horrific.>The only sacrifice I remember is the old pilot dude that was there only to die anyway. Did you forget all the people that got succ'd?
>>223518524Yeah but if you throw a dead kid in you can throw in a Duat or the field of reeds to bring back Imotep. Least that's what I imagine hollywood's thinking to cash on the memberberry bucks
>>223518540that would be actual kino
>they killed the kid off screenlmaoalso this plot is already too dark to recreate the feeling of the first two movies this is gonna suck
>>223518524>The tone of those films just isnt right for a death of a sonDead kids/dead spouse who died before the movie even starts are the most trite plot element. It automatically makes me less likely to watch something if it's in the summary.It's peak hack writing and it shows they don't give a shit about writing something compelling.
>>223518540Yeah, sounds good. Maybe Imhotep gets a redemption arc in this movie? As a B-plot I would like that. Heroes teaming up with old enemies is fun times.Maybe that bitch from TM2 is the main villain and she brings back Beni.Oh, maybe she's getting old and wants to be young again/immortal? That would make a good contrast with Rick and Evie accepting being grandparents gracefully or something. Personal youth/lifespan versus family and legacy.
>>223518641>Heroes teaming up with old enemies is fun times.The ending of The Mummy 2 was kino for that reason. Imhotep and O'Connell going against some enemy together would be cool, shit maybe it's that Benny has some kind of evil force from being in the underworld over the years or something.
That's cool and all but will we get a sixth Scorpion King movie out of this?
>>223518732It's stunning that Scorpion King turned into such a large spin off series.
>>223516182Agreed.The segregation in the industry is no longer subtle..
>>223516078Their son is going to be the mummy.
>>223518854I'm not so sure, considering that pile of shit Lee Cronin's Mummy came out and had that plot.
>>223518732I liked the last one.>A quest? Again!!
>>223518905
>>223518573>quirky butt plain female side character that Jonathan doesn't really notice tells him she loved his book>Jonathan looks at her in a new way and smiles
>>223516216I agree with you Moishe. That said, I hope you all go away to Israel and go be jews there.
>>223518552Benny will come back as a ghost who teams up with Brendan.
>>223519156I just realized that all the returning names might be a really bad thing, since they might also fill it with references to the originals and just recycling jokes as "references"
>>223516592Yes
>>223516078Alex suck. He was by far the worst part of the second one and I didn't even bother watching the third. Who the fuck cares you guys are lucky you're getting a fourth mummy movie to begin with
>>223518641They should bring The Rock too, that guy has been in almost every fucking movie for years
>>223516544stop being a retard you stupid faggot
>>223519620He looks pretty fucked up now that he's supposedly stopped riding.
>>223516078Kek what did you expect?
>>223516078>WHAT THE FUCK THEY KILLED ALEX WHYThe jews sacrificed and ate him for Satan
>>223516172Projection.
>>223516078Why even doing another sequel to this instead of a sequel to one with Tom Cruise and Russell Crowe that ends with a damn cliffhanger?
>>223520484You are a fucking zoombie.
>>223516078>>223516124>>223516078So who is going to be the female boss girl that replaces Brendan in the mummy movies as the badass mummy vanquisher??
>>223519903Stop crying over Brendan fraiser
>>223516078So what war killed Alex?WW1WW2Korean War?
>>223516268Phoebe Waller Bridge to get cast as an unknown character in this apparently is in the pipeline
Perhaps the real Mummy was the dead child that led to our divorce along the way
>>223516078why do they always do this shit in reboots>those characters from the originals? yeah they're all divorced and miserable and have dead kids nowdo these hollywood assholes think this is relatable or something
>>223516727This is pure Judaism, not AI.
>>223516078So we gotta waste time on building their romance AGAIN??? The white dude loses his wife AGAIN??? I hate modern hollywood so fucking much.
>>223519189anybody know what Beni says to O'Connell before he holds him up to the fan in this scene? its it's supposedly Ukrainian and sounds like "piss-a-lock".
>>223521599>ITS HUMILIATION!
>>223516124Healthy nuclear families and marriages are antisemitic.
What does that have to do with going on an adventure and fighting mummies? Jesus Christ, is it really so hard for a movie to just be fucking FUN nowadays? Why does everything need to be a soap opera?
This movie is going to be pumped with “renember?” OG mummy guy and the rock certain cameos
>>223517795>If you lose your child then there will be nothing left in you. If it happens to both partners, you will just mirror each other's pain and you won't get a second of respite.speaking from experience?or talking out your ass?i'm sure that happens but it's retarded to think it happens 100% of the time ffs
>>223516078ive seen maybe 8 mins or the OG mummy, seemed pretty fucken stupid, also saw 10 mins of episode one of Stranger Things, boring! And thus I escaped unharmed. I did watch most of season 2 of silo and gave up on season 3 so only sort of harmed by that show. I was harmed by the full season of Pluribus with a strong first episode and 80% of the rest being Seemyhorn character by its horn self in an AirBnB (boring and cheap)
>>223517440This. I'm so fucking tired of them reviving shit and making the characters miserable.
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