You literally can't refute this.
>>223516938>My daughter taught me how heckin' bad saying the F word is and now I respect gay people!Castrated bitch. Just put a bullet in your head, faggot.
>>223516938Bourne is the imperialists' living weapon who dun kirked his head. Not much better.
>>223516970You sound closeted, ngl.
Matt Damon's opinion sucks.
>>223516938But James Bond is written for women.
>>223516938Wasn't his Bourne a murderer who volunteered to be a super soldier so he could murder even better?
>>223516998I'll use the closet door to castrate you, you fuck.
>ve never really thought of it, but that would be great,” he revealed in 2004, in between the release of The Bourne Supremacy and Casino Royale, before Daniel Craig had been announced as Pierce Brosnan’s replacement. “The only thing is, James Bond is such a British institution.”
>>223516998>>223517033You're both horrible posters and awful to have around, so take solace in that
>>223516938that misogynist didnt want sarah palin to be vice-president
>>223516980Only British people can be imperialists, anon. The US is the land of the free, and they ended the last vestiges of racism in the 1960s.
>>223516938bond is British empire propagandaBourne is cia propaganda the guy who directed bond is a literal glownigger
>>223516938bond is based, americans are pathetic and lame whiners who all have the gay voice when they speak
>>223516938>Bourne fans are really critical of the CIA-MI6-Mossad industrial complex, and the movies moved them to boycott paying taxes to these agenciesWhat a creepy liar who wrote a letter full of LIES to Producers Guild, to help Blake Lively steal a movie and eventually IP rights from Baldoni.
Matt Damon is excruciating as an actor and a human being
>>223516938Shit like this is why studios are seriously considering replacing actors with AI ones
Based Bourne making /tv/ mad
>>223517124Yeah okay nigel because y'all don't sound like habitual sodomites when someone announces the "kettles on"
>>223517033how's middle school?
>>223517124You realize Bond was made to appeal to American audiences, right? Why American studio financed them.
Didn’t this guy play a Chinaman
>>223516938>get some sleep Pam>you look like a fat imperialist bitchWhat did Bourne mean by this?
>>223517124OI NOIGEL HAVE YA GOT A TELLY LOICENCE YA CHEEKY WANKA GONNA HAVE TO RING UP THE BEADLE TO COME NICK YA GOD SAVE THE KING BOB'S YER UNCLE
>>223516938Would anybody miss Boston if it just disappeared?
Jason Bourne is a Bond rip off anyways. Wow JB how original. Also Bobs did whole lose his memory shit and get brain washed long before Bourne. Damon is an idiot. Always has been
>>223516938The Boring Identity.If it's not the bond films or the mission impossible films then they are not needed in the super agent genre.
>>223516980>>223517028Bourne at the beginning of his story rejects that, and fights against the government that created him, while Bond is a willing agent of imperialism.
Alec was the rightful hero in Goldeneye and Bond was the imperialist stooge, I'll give him that much.
>>223516938>You LITERALLY cannot make this movie anymore because of BUZZWORD BUZZWORD BUZZWORD BUZZWORD and BUZZWORD!!! BUZZWORD!!!!
>>223517350The world's lamest comment
>>223516938>ImperialistBond is a patriot that cares for his country and puts his life on the line for it, even though it is filled with people that hate the very nation they live in.>misogynistBond is a tall, attractive, confident and capable man with an expense account designed to make him look like he is well off. ALL of those features are considered to be attractive to women. They literally throw themselves at him. They claim he's a "misognynist" and yet in damn near EVERY film we see him risking his life for women.>sociopathBullshit. We never see Bond killing non-combatants, nor do we see him celebrate any of the people he is FORCED to kill to defend himself and complete his mission.>swilling martini'sBond is a functioning alcoholic that uses alcohol to medicate himself against the fear, loneliness, and pain he endures as part of his job.>beds womenOf course! He takes advantage of every opportunity because it might be the LAST fucking time he can enjoy the company of a woman.Bond is a HERO. Damon is a fucking retard, as is everyone that tries to demonize Bond.
>>223517026He is not, you retarded Amerigoyim.
>>223517656>agent of imperialism.You mean respect for law and order, modern sanitation and technology, education, food production, and general civility that doesn't exist in the 3rd world? That "imperialism"? Yea, I'll take it.
>>223516938It would be kino if someone made a film where the super-spy was nakedly doing exactly what he describes, and they thwart an attempt by some hippy to release a new technology that would make everyone's life better but cost some rich people a lot of money in the process.
>>223516938>thread crying about imperialismThis is a jeet thread. Cry moar, streetshitters.
>>223516938Sounds like something an incel would say.
Male feminist and turdworld advocate
>>223516938As compared to a CIA Black Ops Assassin? Who gave you that soundbite, your publicist? Or were you just trying to sound smart?
>>223516938you used to be so good at your job, wtf happened to you?
>>223516938I've never met a single Bostonian that isn't a gigantic piece of human trash.
>>223516970Incredibly basedThis is the type of comment that keeps soibois awake at night
>>223516938> Bond is an imperialist, nisogynist sociopath who goes around bedding women and swilling martinis and killingpeople. He's repulsive.'Always cracks me up how clueless and beta lefties are. Everything he said is what makes Bond badass
>>223516970honestly, this
I forgot about this. What a based retard bragging about his stupid daughter telling him he's not allowed to say the word faggot anymore.
>>223516938I saw a ten second clip of the first Bourne movie that I hadn't seen in 20+ years or whatever and I thought "God, what a schmuck"
>>223517763
Adulthood is realizing all the villains in the Bourne movies are White American males and the big bad is America itself. Fuck Liman, Greengrass, Gilroy and Damon.
>>223517203Damon being the lead is the real reason why I didn't see Odyssey. Long been one of my least favorite actors.
>>223521124Him and his butt buddy Asslick are both insufferable
>>223517656bourne got a bonk on the head and got amnesia and then started rejecting his assassin ways
>>223516938
>>223516938Both Bourne and Bond films are garbage. Based on him for triggering the little bitches though.
>>223516938Matt Damon is a retarded faggot.
not every protagonist needs to be a hero. fucking americans allergic to nuance.
>>223517656>imperialismWhen does Bond ever endorse imperialism? His enemies are mostly rich white men.
>>223521541He went full retard.
>>223521698whites still categorize eachother separately in europe. the english definitely have a place where they believe themselves to sit.
>>223521698Damon is an idiot and flaming liberal fdggot. Wanting to serve your country ia bad unless it’s brown people. Same bullshit why UK flooding itself with shitskins
>>223521595He didn't trigger little bitches, retard. He's speaking on their behalf.
>>223521822I know this thread is about matt damon, but i'd really like to use this thread as an opportunity to push my anti-immigration platform.
>>223521822You know what I hate about Matt Damon?Mexicans!
>>223516938Ever since he stopped saying faggot he really turned into a faggot. First you're saving the rain forest, next thing you know, you're chugging cock. It's a liberal thing.
>>223516938How did Harv's dick taste, Matt?
>>223516938lmao didnt this dude whore himself out for a crypto.com ad? average champagne socialist
>>223518033None of that exists in the 1st world either.
>>223522580now this is jeet seethe if ive ever seen it
>>223516938Bros wtf
>>223516938I still can't believe that the big reveal of the Bourne trilogy, what dark secret is worth spending so much time and money on and killing so many people over to keep it from coming to light is just that the CIA kills people.
>>223522636Jeets are in the 1st world. You're merely proving the point.
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