>>223529956I'm just shocked that the Nips didn't invent her.
>>223529956Jkr got mad, bc she was dabbed by stacies in her youth
>>223529999The western fanbase had beaten them to genderbending malfoy by decades
inorganic corporate meme to drum up hype for the hbo remake
>>223529956This exact shill thread is currently on /v/
>>223530096proofs? malfoid isnt even in the remake
>>223530107Thanks, I'll go check that out too
Harry hooking up with a basic Gryffindor bitch (and his friend's sister) is so fucking lame. Literally anyone else would be better.
>>223530096post fingernails
>>223530107thank you i will bump the thread there as well :)
>>223530119>basic Gryffindor bitchshe's supposed to be a gigastacy in the books, they just cast an ugly actress (not their fault even, she just had a dreadful puberty they could not realistically account for)also rowling sucks at writing romance in general, or any interpersonal relationship really. and at worldbuling. and plotting. she just kinda sucks
>>223530119The Weasleys had practically adopted him at that point anyway. Marrying Ginny just seals the deal.
troons mad
>>223529956I know a jewish girl who looks just like this should I make a move on her?
>>223530107/tv/ off topic posts are always posted on many different threads at the same time. tmyk
>>223530178Oh wow lmao nevermind I guess you /v/ fags are alright actually
>>223530178nice. saved.
>>223530189fuck no what are you retarded
>>223530207Yeah, I'm mad retarded.
I want to see every zoomer coomer pajeet brutally killed
HAPPENING
>>223529956This shit is nothing. There's nothing here
>>223529956why is this malfoid everywhere all of a sudden?
>>223530289BECAUSE WE WERE LITERALLY ROBBED
>>223530178>i might die from getting too madkeep posting female malfoy pleas
>>223530289People testing the water to see if attractive females are allowed again
why not female harry x malfoy?
>>223530322The west is discovering the tsundere archetype.
>>223530119Book Ginny is very beautiful tho
>>223530330helga from hey arnold, the blonde from jimmy neutron, and that other blonde girl from mr peabody are all a thing too.Also this is not tsundere, it's rival chemistry, malfoy has chemistry with harry because it's his villain rival, not some random tsundere bitch and hermione was a tsundere already
The actress who portrayed Ginny was really ugly and has zero chemistry with HarrySadie Sink is unironically a very good Ginny Weasley, but she was not born yet at HP time. If she played her, Harry x Ginny would be extremely popular
>>223529956FemDraco a SLUT.
>>223529956We were robbed of your abortion yet her we are.
>>223530289Flavor of the month waifu trans for twitter artists to get some visibility and hopefully a couple bucksJaut like it was for bowsette, lady dimitrescu, and Ugandan knuckles
>>223529999>>223530078>>223530091
>>223530402>>223530663Meh. Way too cute. Her being that infatuated with him ruins the dynamic. There's supposed to be an ambivalence in their reciprocal feelings, especially this early on in the series
>>223530178>petra parkerIs also a biological woman from an alternative universe. Troons just tried to appropriate her and now get mad when they couldn't repeat it with Malfoid.
>>223530745What decides whether something is appropriatable or not.
>>223529999the chinese invented her years ago for their mobile game
>>223530745>this is so bigoted and hateful, unless we can claim her as one of our then it would be good>oh the artist refuses to bend the knee? FUCKING NAZI
The funniest parts about Malfoid, in no particular order>fixes a ton of issues with the story itself so easily it almost feels like cheating, everything just keeps falling into place automatically when you start thinking about it>fixes Draco's piss-poor character arc by letting her have an actual redemption arc >Harry and Malfoid joining forces during the final fight -> Voldemort gets defeated by love once AGAIN (instead of a stupid wand technicality), wrapping up the thematic circle nicely>the retarded animosity between their houses will be able to start healing after the de facto representatives of their houses unite in marriage>much better romance than what we got, enemies to lovers is a classic for a reason>troons can't claim her because they voluntarily pushed themselves out of everything HP related so now it's free real estate for sensitive young chuds who yearn for love>tsundere ojou-sama who doesn't understand why she's constantly thinking about POTTAH has potential for incredible gap moe when her defenses start crumbling
>>223530770Whether it succeeds. That's why gatekeeping is necessary.
>>223529956The law has been broken.
>>223530808I thought they executed you for that sort of thing on bluesky.
>>223530808>genderbending a fictional character for fun is the same as a human male thinking he is a woman and cutting his penis offwhy are these trannies so retarded
>>223530860>gatekeep in 2026ok newshit
>>223530916Sounds like someone got mad for being called out.
>>223530922>am i fitting in
>>223529956I don't give a fuck if its AI slop. I want a Harry X Malfoid movie NOW!!!
>>223530915These retards have a toddler's understanding of biology so they unironically believe that after permanently mutilating their bodies they are 100% identical to actual women. Accepting the difference would invalidate their entire cult ideology.
>>223530946>Crabbe and Goyle are now Malfoid's orbiting simp squadIt just makes sense.
>>223530996Those were their names? Kek
>>223530996the more i look into it, the more i am convinced it was always supposed to be a girl
She’s basically Cassandra VoleThe character already exists in the wizarding world
>>223530946Now make one where Malfoid bullies Hermione.
>>223529999we did it gaijin bros
>>223531050Over her insecurity from Hermione growing a bigger rack.
>>223530916It's an ongoing process even if it's a losing battle anon.
>>223530091There was a shit ton of it in 00s and 10s. It's clear you are a zoomzoom and you don't know DA.
>>223531127Cute!
>>223530322Female HP would make more sense, since the character is a complete NPC dragged around by others and to make things worse he acts all the time like a wimp. Just like with Shinji from Evangelion, those traits would work if the character was a dumb, useless chick.
>>223530996Fuck I can't unsee it now
>>223531050>hermione punching malfoy in movie three is now a hot catfight with pulled hair and allNot bad at allAlso he already bullies like a girl so barely anything changes in his part
>>223531158Malfoy is far, far more pathetic and useless than Pottah
>>223530195/tv/ niggas are very dedicated to spreading their memes, i only recently started coming to /tv/, my home boards were /g/ and /v/ but despite all that pretty much came across most of /tv/ memes.>>223530119hermoine cockblocked harry from pounding that stacy in library for some madeup reason,
>>223531044True.Then again, maybe Cassandra was an under-the-rug nod to the genderbent Malfoy thing that existed.
I just like cute blonde girls.
>>223531276Patrician taste.
>>223531174>Hermione gets the upper hand over malfoy and even gets pretty brutal, goes from pulling hair cat fight to a nasty ground and pound>Harry breaks it up and takes the side of malfoy berating hermione for going too far, planting seeds for hermione heel turnI should have wrote the fucking thing.
>>223531276Um based?
>>223529999It's boring
Harry Potter has no positive representation of female friendships?
>>223531367no it's because nips only like netorare or 1000 hundred chapters of will they /won't they that in some cases still ends up in cuckery
>>223531450Most western comics have even more cuckshit. Literally every capeslop comic has at least some ntr while I can find plenty of manga without any of it.
>>223529956It's blasphemy and Malfoy should be a cute fuckable femboy
>>223531445I know it has unicorns and dragons and shit but there are limits
>>223530289went viral on twitter
