>>223529956I'm just shocked that the Nips didn't invent her.
>>223529956Jkr got mad, bc she was dabbed by stacies in her youth
>>223529999The western fanbase had beaten them to genderbending malfoy by decades
inorganic corporate meme to drum up hype for the hbo remake
>>223529956This exact shill thread is currently on /v/
>>223530096proofs? malfoid isnt even in the remake
>>223530107Thanks, I'll go check that out too
Harry hooking up with a basic Gryffindor bitch (and his friend's sister) is so fucking lame. Literally anyone else would be better.
>>223530096post fingernails
>>223530107thank you i will bump the thread there as well :)
>>223530119>basic Gryffindor bitchshe's supposed to be a gigastacy in the books, they just cast an ugly actress (not their fault even, she just had a dreadful puberty they could not realistically account for)also rowling sucks at writing romance in general, or any interpersonal relationship really. and at worldbuling. and plotting. she just kinda sucks
>>223530119The Weasleys had practically adopted him at that point anyway. Marrying Ginny just seals the deal.
troons mad
>>223529956I know a jewish girl who looks just like this should I make a move on her?
>>223530107/tv/ off topic posts are always posted on many different threads at the same time. tmyk
>>223530178Oh wow lmao nevermind I guess you /v/ fags are alright actually
>>223530178nice. saved.
>>223530189fuck no what are you retarded
>>223530207Yeah, I'm mad retarded.
I want to see every zoomer coomer pajeet brutally killed
HAPPENING
>>223529956This shit is nothing. There's nothing here
>>223529956why is this malfoid everywhere all of a sudden?
>>223530289BECAUSE WE WERE LITERALLY ROBBED
>>223530178>i might die from getting too madkeep posting female malfoy pleas
>>223530289People testing the water to see if attractive females are allowed again
why not female harry x malfoy?
>>223530322The west is discovering the tsundere archetype.
>>223530119Book Ginny is very beautiful tho
>>223530330helga from hey arnold, the blonde from jimmy neutron, and that other blonde girl from mr peabody are all a thing too.Also this is not tsundere, it's rival chemistry, malfoy has chemistry with harry because it's his villain rival, not some random tsundere bitch and hermione was a tsundere already
The actress who portrayed Ginny was really ugly and has zero chemistry with HarrySadie Sink is unironically a very good Ginny Weasley, but she was not born yet at HP time. If she played her, Harry x Ginny would be extremely popular
>>223529956FemDraco a SLUT.
>>223529956We were robbed of your abortion yet her we are.
>>223530289Flavor of the month waifu trans for twitter artists to get some visibility and hopefully a couple bucksJaut like it was for bowsette, lady dimitrescu, and Ugandan knuckles
>>223529999>>223530078>>223530091
>>223530402>>223530663Meh. Way too cute. Her being that infatuated with him ruins the dynamic. There's supposed to be an ambivalence in their reciprocal feelings, especially this early on in the series
>>223530178>petra parkerIs also a biological woman from an alternative universe. Troons just tried to appropriate her and now get mad when they couldn't repeat it with Malfoid.
>>223530745What decides whether something is appropriatable or not.
>>223529999the chinese invented her years ago for their mobile game
>>223530745>this is so bigoted and hateful, unless we can claim her as one of our then it would be good>oh the artist refuses to bend the knee? FUCKING NAZI
The funniest parts about Malfoid, in no particular order>fixes a ton of issues with the story itself so easily it almost feels like cheating, everything just keeps falling into place automatically when you start thinking about it>fixes Draco's piss-poor character arc by letting her have an actual redemption arc >Harry and Malfoid joining forces during the final fight -> Voldemort gets defeated by love once AGAIN (instead of a stupid wand technicality), wrapping up the thematic circle nicely>the retarded animosity between their houses will be able to start healing after the de facto representatives of their houses unite in marriage>much better romance than what we got, enemies to lovers is a classic for a reason>troons can't claim her because they voluntarily pushed themselves out of everything HP related so now it's free real estate for sensitive young chuds who yearn for love>tsundere ojou-sama who doesn't understand why she's constantly thinking about POTTAH has potential for incredible gap moe when her defenses start crumbling
>>223530770Whether it succeeds. That's why gatekeeping is necessary.
>>223529956The law has been broken.
>>223530808I thought they executed you for that sort of thing on bluesky.
>>223530808>genderbending a fictional character for fun is the same as a human male thinking he is a woman and cutting his penis offwhy are these trannies so retarded
>>223530860>gatekeep in 2026ok newshit
>>223530916Sounds like someone got mad for being called out.
>>223530922>am i fitting in
>>223529956I don't give a fuck if its AI slop. I want a Harry X Malfoid movie NOW!!!
>>223530915These retards have a toddler's understanding of biology so they unironically believe that after permanently mutilating their bodies they are 100% identical to actual women. Accepting the difference would invalidate their entire cult ideology.
>>223530946>Crabbe and Goyle are now Malfoid's orbiting simp squadIt just makes sense.
>>223530996Those were their names? Kek
>>223530996the more i look into it, the more i am convinced it was always supposed to be a girl
She’s basically Cassandra VoleThe character already exists in the wizarding world
>>223530946Now make one where Malfoid bullies Hermione.
>>223529999we did it gaijin bros
>>223531050Over her insecurity from Hermione growing a bigger rack.
>>223530916It's an ongoing process even if it's a losing battle anon.
>>223530091There was a shit ton of it in 00s and 10s. It's clear you are a zoomzoom and you don't know DA.
>>223531127Cute!
>>223530322Female HP would make more sense, since the character is a complete NPC dragged around by others and to make things worse he acts all the time like a wimp. Just like with Shinji from Evangelion, those traits would work if the character was a dumb, useless chick.
>>223530996Fuck I can't unsee it now
>>223531050>hermione punching malfoy in movie three is now a hot catfight with pulled hair and allNot bad at allAlso he already bullies like a girl so barely anything changes in his part
>>223531158Malfoy is far, far more pathetic and useless than Pottah
>>223530195/tv/ niggas are very dedicated to spreading their memes, i only recently started coming to /tv/, my home boards were /g/ and /v/ but despite all that pretty much came across most of /tv/ memes.>>223530119hermoine cockblocked harry from pounding that stacy in library for some madeup reason,
>>223531044True.Then again, maybe Cassandra was an under-the-rug nod to the genderbent Malfoy thing that existed.
I just like cute blonde girls.
>>223531276Patrician taste.
>>223531174>Hermione gets the upper hand over malfoy and even gets pretty brutal, goes from pulling hair cat fight to a nasty ground and pound>Harry breaks it up and takes the side of malfoy berating hermione for going too far, planting seeds for hermione heel turnI should have wrote the fucking thing.
>>223531276Um based?
>>223529999It's boring
Harry Potter has no positive representation of female friendships?
>>223531367no it's because nips only like netorare or 1000 hundred chapters of will they /won't they that in some cases still ends up in cuckery
>>223531450Most western comics have even more cuckshit. Literally every capeslop comic has at least some ntr while I can find plenty of manga without any of it.
>>223529956It's blasphemy and Malfoy should be a cute fuckable femboy
>>223531445I know it has unicorns and dragons and shit but there are limits
>>223530289went viral on twitter
>>223530808This makes me want to become an artist and start posting it. I'm attracted to anything that makes trannies mad.
>>223531645wife
>>223531645HP setting:>wizard fashion got stuck somewhere around XVI century and wizards have major issues with muggle clothing>dress robes are so pimped out they make muggleborns blushAlso HP setting, movie edition:>everybody wears mundane school uniforms rather than robes
Malfoid is a pure creation, not for lewding
>>223530808In the end, what made trannies seethe the most is the existence of actual women. Ironic.
After too many bullying attempts, Potter finally breaks. He confronts Malfoid in a vicious altercation, ending with him pushing her to the ground."I know you don't have it in you Potter. You will never put your wand inside my Chamber of Secrets"
>>223529999They did. Years ago.
>>223529999>japs seeing Malfoid
>>223530946I was expecting "ur a faget"
>"You know Potter, I couuuuld start going easier on you if you dared do something truly UNFORGIVABLE like... the Cruciatus curse? Which is cast with the word Crucio? Nahh, you wouldn't dare finally put big bully Malfoy in her place, specially when she's forgotten her wand and is completely defenseless, right...?"
You people are such goycattle, one fucking tranny fanart and your broken dopamine receptors flare up to become free marketing for Warner.
>>223531841>trannyyou wish Juniper, you don't get to claim Malfoiddilate
Not gonna lie there'd be kino,certainly more than the HBO show that's just nostalgia soulless bait
>>223531825>this is a win for gaijinspathetic
>>223529956Does Malfoid do anal?
>>223531853Exclusively.
Potter winds Malfoid over by force feeding her polyjuice and raping her (now his) asshole until he experiences male ejaculation. This addicting sensation completely changes their dynamic. Eventually she lets him fuck her in the vagina too.
are hebes kino?
>>223531853You'd get cruciatus CBT if you even tried asking her
>>223531841Malfoid is anti-tranny
>>223531885could sarah play "malfoid", /twitter/?
>>223531884Saaaar
>>223531906I mean shes got the attitude and pure sexo factor down.thoughts??
gaijins literally just copy japanese art styles and concepts with zero shame. no wonder they can't make anything new.
>>223531948The japanese are eating this shit up, dude
>trannies lose>spam half naked childrenWhy are they like this?
>>223531948You are Indian.
>>223530946I thought it's going to explode or something
>>223531853she is LITERALLY weak to anal
With AI we can make it real
>>223531956they hate us the white race
>>223531893>Harry goes to the Yule Ball with Malfoy instead of the jeetaMarked improvement. Maybe she justifies it to herself and her goons by saying that being one of the triwizard champions' date bolsters her prestige or something. The tension would be off the charts, especially if she gets a moment like that of hermione where she is first seen as really beautiful by the boysWe still need a date for Ron though
>>223531941well?? i thought /v/ros were cunnychads
>>223530289it took until 2026 for people to realize the enemies-to-lovers trope is fucking kino. first spiderman now this
Malfoid is weak to Harry because she knows she can drop her defenses and not worry about her "reputation" being at risk.
>>223529999the koreans did.
