what if yoda was black?
I still prefer this butt ugly puppet to CGI Yoda.
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'ere right if Yoda was black he'd be from the Hood he'd be called Yodel and he'd have a handy job gannin' round toon delivering parcels for all the Jedi bairns slippity-slimminty bippity-boppity
>>223533401Is this some kind of Star Wars language? What the fuck are you saying?
Yod ahh post
>>223533112Nuffin I Dindu
Breakfast, I did not eatMmmmMMMMMMM
poo
>>223533112he green
>>223533583Then he ain't white
>>223533112Yodarius
it's racist to cast blacks as sidekicks or secondary masters
>>223533448>>223533458>>223533738kek
>hard work, reasoning… a Jedi craves not these things.
>>223533112He is black.
>>223533873How so?
>>223533112>Dere ain't no 'try,' muhfucka. It's 'do or not do,' you lil' cracka ass bitch. Now getcho ass back down to dat nasty ass swamp and lift dat muhfucken spaceship out dat nasty ass muhfucken waddah wif yo MIND nigguh! Damn, where my chicken?
>>223533112Rob people, he would.
>>223533112He would have hung out with Mace Dindu.
>>223534354Voiced by Samuel jackson.
>>223533458>Luke must go to tattooine with a tow company to recover his stolen x-wing>awww, cannot get your whip out. stole your whip I did, crashed it in this swamp>ahahahaha
>>223533112"When it comes to 2 year old baby grogu ... you are ... NOT the father."(Moonwalks)
>>223533282Same, the chi is just as ugly and it's movements are even more uncanny
>>223533112His dick would be so long it would stick out of Yaddle's mouth when he fucked her
>>223534979>Master Windu!? You're alive!?
>>223533112Yoda can't be black. His lightsaber is too short.
>>223537326His lightsaber ain't purple enough
>>223533112Trippin', yo ass is, whack, yo shit is
He would have whooped Luke into shape and Luke would have killed Vader before the father reveal
>>223537296White woman love the Indian BBC.
>>223533112He is
