He's right...
>>223542905Who tf eats french fries?
Chips are the most npc coded food in the world
way too salty
i prefer crab legs
>>223542905Just go to a premium movie theater with a full kitchen. Problem solved
>>223542905>crablegs.webp
>>223542905Baked potatoes completely mog fries and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise.
>>223542905kidney stones: the bucket
id love ten pounds of french fried pertaters as well
if i were a giant i would Kill
>>223542933Those are french fries, idiot
>>223542905
>>223542905they sell burgers, pizza, fries, and all that shit now. you'd know this if you'd ever been outside OP
>>223542975he's just speaking in his vile british jibber jabber
Is there anything more goyim coded than buying sessions
>>223542959Hash browns are the ultimate form of potatoes
>>223542905you'd be dead
>>223543055gotta second this post, hash browns are goated
I eat fries probably weakly why would I want them at the theater when I get popcorn like 3 times a year
HOL UP.....why have they never linked up
How about you don't fucking stuff your fucking face with fast food for few hours?
They would get cold before you are even halfway trough
It just wouldn't smell as nice as hot popcorn and spilled soda.
>>223543169so does popcorn bro
>>223543141>why would I want them at the theater when I get popcorn like 3 times a yearbecause fries are better than popcorn
>>223543055>>223543138>mfw Dauphinoise is clearly the superior form of taters
>>223543196>>223543169*blocks you're path*
>>223542905fries need to be dipped, which doesn't work in a dark movie theater.
>>223543011>bro this english dude is speaking english lmaoInceldom is all you're going to get out of this life, subhuman.
>>223543224you cant eat chicks in a movie theater
>>223543199Yeah but buttery popcorn is a rare treat, fries are like eating a hamburger>>223543138>>223543055I like the crispy top of hasbrowns but once i get down to the meat of it it feels like I wanna fry them again
>>22354290580% of that will be soggy and gross.
they need to sell this in the movie
>>223543244the head of the chick warms the fries
>>223543141you eat fries weekly?
>>223543235it's funny when i realize a poster is bri'ish and if this weren't text i wouldn't understand a word it was saying
>>223542905dis nigga eatin fries
Let us have chili bowls
the ones at the bottom would be covered in grease
>>223542959I say otherwise. Bring it.
>>223543280I work long shifts and dont always make lunch. I eat out at fast food probably once a weak and sometimes even twice (throw in a burrito or KFC or canes). I know im gonna be shamed but beyond that I eat home made meals exclusively so frankly when you eat your own dinner that often its a nice change of pace to get some cheap shit that never tastes like food at home
>>223543196Cold popcorn is slightly less enjoyable than hot popcorn (butter is more important than temp) cold fries i only eat if im starving
>>223543327This guy should link up with Nathan fielder
>>223543202Had to look that up and it's called potatoes au gratin here. Yeah, those are pretty amazing. If I wasn't the one cooking I'd rank them #1 but they're more effort than the other methods of making potatoes.
>>223542905Farts in theater
>>223543327What's wrong with people.
let us have in movie
>>223542905>I don't get why I'm so fat! I always get a mega Diet Coke with my Large Bucket of Fries with extra oil. They're organic! Fat is just impossible to lose. I need Ozempic!
>>223542933Nah. Chips are all you're usually allowed to eat going out as a vegan.
>>223543483>why fatYou don't do enough. Fat is from sitting around not eating a vegan horse.
>Bucket of French fried taters
>>223542905All I want is for hot coffee to be sold. Whenever I go to my local regal, I always bring in a big wawa or panera hot coffee and they never say anything. They're cool about it so I appreciate them.
I wish my local kinoplexes stocked butter popcorn instead of caramel only
>>223543570mine has coffee but they turn it off at like 730 so it's not very useful
Chips are the new crabs legs.
What is /tv/'s favorite movie snack?
>>223542965Please explain.
>>223543452He's fat
>>223543502Kek, no retard. That huge bucket of fries is like 10,000 calories. You ain't ever going to be doing enough to burn that off. It's going straight to body fat.
>>223543608WHERE DID HE GET THE BOX
>>223543608Bucket of popcorn with Raisinetes, M&M's, Milk Duds, 6 percocet, and one Viagra mixed in.
Theater chili is my game. Done at the kinoplex they call me Two Bag Jimmy because they know I’m always packing two of these bad boys. One for sipping, and one to swing at smart ass punks that get in my way. Everybody knows I mean business and the manager always saves me a front row seat for keeping punk ass bitches in line.
>>223543608for me it is a munchy box
>>223542905and don't spare the mayo
MREs are the perfect movie theater meal desu
>>223543749This is food for at least two people.
protip get a 2 for one or a little more voucher sheet on your phone and get them to do 2 orders. They will. 4 burgers for the price of 2 or a little more.Tastes exactly like a reguar whopper. Smuggle them in pockets.
>>223542946I can't dress up to go to the movies I have to be casual
>>223543792That's a fairly small amount of food for an average- sized person, I'd say?
Plebs.
>>223542946They used to have a Sizzler next to the Cinema in Darwin. Everything used to be high class :CI blame myself.All you can eat, and everything looks good, all you can eat of icecream if you want. What a wonderful world.
>>223543244you can almost anything you set your mind to
>>223543858Charcuterie jacket is in this year
>>223542905they'd get soggy and taste disgusting 30 minutes infries lose their flavor fast
>>223542933Yep
>>223542905This is a Satanic idea. This person is following the orders of demons and trying to harm others.
>>223542905imagine the calories
>>223542905My biological sister just gave me a mind bending hummer.
>>223542975freedom fries you faggot
eating at the movies is just embarrassing
>>223543608Chicken ala king casserole
Popcorn is light and bulky, allowing you to constantly nibble during the movie. Fries would be heavy and be eaten too fast.
I usually just bring a bag of salted peanuts and a tin of tuna
>>223544000shut up
>>223542933People who use terms from video games made popular on twitterchan are intellecually shallow.
>>223544000he's right you know, you're a fucking fatsos
>>223544000Must be nice. I’ll have you know I’m working three jobs right now to afford diesel for my Volkswagen Fox. Sometimes the only time I have to eat is when I chug down some hot dogs during my daily matinee.
>>223542933OI GUV! YOU AVVIN' A CHIPPY B'UTTY LUV
>>223543333Me too and I'm going to check those digits for old times sake.
>>223544141lmao
>>223544105hot dog de macaco...
Why do they call them fish fingers?Fish don't have fingers.>They're shaped like a fingerWhy would I want to eat a finger?
>>223542905for me it's potato wedges and shoestring fries
You'll ticket should be 1/4 price if you don't eat inside the movie. Like if you are actually on screen and don't eat either as well.
>>223542905>not being able to watch a full movie without shoving yo piehole with crap sad....
>>223544211For me it's shoes.
>>223544207because fish sticks sounds like fish dicks and who wants to eat fishy dick?
>>223543395Cold fries do be nasty.
>>223543739How can you keep anyone in line from the front row facing the screen?Between that and claiming you are not only able to purchase chili bags there but that you buy two, heat neither, and sip one as a beverage, I find that I don't believe your story, anon.
>>223543858someone post this for those faggots on /fa/. They love avant garde bullshit clothes.
>>223542905as long as they're done in beef dripping. seed soils can FUCK RIGHT OFF.
>>223543395Nobody is putting butter on popcorn at a theater. You are eating popped corn kernels coated with artificially flavored corn oil while sipping on your corn-sugar sweetened drink.Actual real butter never appears at movie theaters.
>>223544361Fuck off, schizo. You've never been served fries cooked in beef "dripping". That's expensive and very few places offer it. You eat seed oils all day and they don't harm anyone. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seed_oil_misinformation
>>223542905>10 billion calories and the bottom is a soggy grease pitmmm delicious
>>223544367It does at Cinema 21 in Portland. That's one of the things that makes them special. I've seen three movies there since I was a teen: Happiness, No Country For Old Men, and The Hateful Eight. And they always had melted butter in a pan to ladle on your popcorn.I don't like butter on popcorn because it's already coated with grease and salt, but it's a nice touch for those who do.
>hmm today I will watch a movie at a venue, the value of which is improved audio and visuals>SCHLOOOORP *CRUNCH CRUNCH* SHMACKSHMACK HEY PASS THE GREASE
>>223544415>10 billion calories and the bottom is a soggy grease pityep that sounds like you
>>223544400Not him, I'm 57 and grew up eating Olde McDonald's fries. I've been to sad about the modern ones to even order them, you have to apply a monumental amount of sauce to make them palatable. The old school fries were fucking unbelievable. The hamburgers USED to be juicy, now they are 60% Brazilian freezer scraps.
>>223544367>You are eating popped corn kernelsyeah brother we call it "popcorn" for short, handy to keep in mind next time
>>223544459The point is everything at the concession stand is adulterated with corn product. Corn oils, corn syrup, the candy the soda the snacks. It's a Sty.
>>223542905I don't understand, are you supposed to put a cup of gravy in your cup holder instead of your preferred soft drink?
>>223544415the shot at the end is a treat for finishing your vegetables
>>223544400imagine defending sneed oils like a bitch faggot, that shit is literally poison.
>>223544318Nobody gives a hot buttered cow flop what you beleeve, Bucko. You bring that shit down to the AMC five and Two Bag Jimmy is swinging on sight.
>>223544478>are you supposed to put a cup of gravy in your cup holder instead of your preferred soft drink?is there a difference?
>>223544474And you're adulterated with soi product.
>>223542905It would be reasonably fewer calories, I'm for it.
>>223544455But even then it wasn't pure beef tallow. It was an additive to the grease specifically for flavor. And I believe they only par fried them in it in the factory before freezing and they cooked in regular fryer oil at all the locations. It would still be deep inside each fry though.I can't remember because it was an article I read in the 90s after they stopped doing so vegetarians could safely enjoy them, among other reasons. I was a little kid in the 80s so I must've had those superior fries but I don't remember.
>>223542905Too filling. You can chow down a mega sized bucket of popcorn because popcorn inherently as few calories. A similar-sized bucket of fries is very filling and calorie dense, because it's potato vs corn. It would leave most movie-watchers feeling overly full and uncomfortable, increase tryptophan and encourage sleeping/snoring. Also, it would cost more, get colder faster... etc. Just overall not a good idea.
>>223544486Did you read the source? It's absolutely not poison. That was my point, to educate or 'deprogram' you loons who think it is. Apparently you're stubborn and choose to remain ignorant because you distrust the world. How's that workin' out for ya?
>>223542959The skin of a potato is toxic for you
>>223544527It is if they make the fries out of popcorn.
>>223544504No the fuck it wouldnt. The container in the op is like a 5lb bag of potatoes cut into over 500 strips all coated with a film of oil. A thing of corn that big would only be 3 or 4 ears, if you want less calories put less artificial butter on it.
>>223544515>It was an additive to the grease specifically for flavorIt was 90 something percent beef tallow with some (cottonseed?) oil.You are thinking of modern McDonalds oil, which DOES have "beef flavoring" added to it.
>>223544549now that's a big-brain move
>>223544548Holy shit! And taverns and sports bars everywhere are focusing on the skins!! We're doomed
>>223543642costco
>>223544455One time I asked for extra fry sauce packets and they gave me 3. I said, "wow, 3 for free!"
>>223544559Okay, but it still would have only been for the blanch frying, not the restaurant finish frying. Tallow, even diluted by 10% is still solid at room temp. Completely different game having giant deepfryers full of it with teenagers manning the helm.
>>223544615If I am in the sad position of having to eat McDonalds, and get a combo, I get a couple of nug sauces, because the McDonalds around here only have ketchup in those foil packets, which suck mightily. The pumps and cups died with Covid.
>>223544619I've worked places as a teen that had deep fryers where you dropped blocks of solid fat into the fryers to melt.
>>223544643Is Covid why Costco took away the onions and sauerkraut from the hot dog area?? I just found out the hard way.
>>223544504you fucking IDIOT
>>223544667Don't have a local Costco, couldn't tell ya.
>>223544660Me too, but Mcdonald's wouldn't have done that. Also, it was lard where I worked. Which comes from pigs.
>>223544683I'm going to tell you again; the fryers in McDonalds ran on almost pure tallow, with a small % of added oil for stabilization. I know this for a fact. The internet knows this for a fact. Your thick-headed skepticism does not change facts.
>>223544711Jeez. Okay.
>>223544549I just realised pop corn is made from corn.
>>223543608I used to bring various Subway sandwiches to the movies when I was in college, they had them real cheap if you showed a student card.
>>223543608Sour patch kids in theater. Tendies and waffle fries at home
>>223544741Just about everything in the grocery store in America is tainted with corn. The meat is from corn fed animals, the deli meat is sweetened with corn additives. You'd have to buy fresh (non-corn) produce to avoid corn. You even drove to the grocery store using gasoline tainted with corn. The Big Corps that farm corn are a mighty lobbying group.
>>223544794
>>223544486get tested on/off seeds oils. I have and it makes no fucking difference
>>223542905That's like 3000 calories.
>>223544548you're thinking of applesalso you can smoke a cigarette to kill the toxins in your stomach
>>223543233he say you ringle
>>223542975>french friesThat's Freedom Fries thank you very much.
>>223544983That was so stupid. Still, not nearly as stupid as the world is now.
>>223542905Why tf are french fries and hash browns so expensive in 2026? They're made from potatoes, but businesses price them like they're made from avocados or something.
>>223545041They just keep raising prices because people keep paying.
>>223543609Anon is a melanated individual, prone to excessive salt retention and its associated health problems. (A tendency picked up in the jungles of Africa, where the high temperatures prompt sweating, which depletes the body's mineral reserves.)
>>223543861>We used to be a proper country
