brad pitt is looking.. fucking weird. did they replace him or what
he's 60 bro
>>223554726That’s no fucking excuse. I’m 24 and I don’t look like that, he needs to get a hold of himself
>>223554708Constantly disciplining Asians will do that to a person.
>>223554726>hes old now thats why he looks like a different person entirely
>>223554748STFU jeetcel
>>223554708
Back on the booze
>>223554708>on Sept. 14, 2016, Jolie, Pitt and their six children were traveling from the winery, Chateau Miraval, to Los Angeles.>“Pitt’s aggressive behavior started even before the family got to the airport, with Pitt having a confrontation with one of the children. After the flight took off, Jolie approached Pitt and asked him what was wrong,” the filing says. “Pitt accused her of being too deferential to the children and verbally attacked her.”>Later, it says, “He pulled her into the bathroom and began yelling at her. Pitt grabbed Jolie by the head and shook her, and then grabbed her shoulders and shook her again before pushing her into the bathroom wall.”>One of the children, who were between 8 and 15 years old at the time, verbally defended Jolie, the countersuit says, and Pitt lashed out.>“Pitt lunged at his own child and Jolie grabbed him from behind to stop him. To get Jolie off his back, Pitt threw himself backwards into the airplane’s seats injuring Jolie’s back and elbow,” the filing says. “The children rushed in and all bravely tried to protect each other. Before it was over, Pitt choked one of the children and struck another in the face.”>The document says he subsequently poured beer on Jolie and poured beer and red wine on the children.>It included a photo of a bruise on Jolie’s elbow and a “rug-burn type injury” on her hand. In it she said that she had seen Pitt have two to three drinks, but said he appeared articulate and not intoxicated.>The investigators met with federal prosecutors, and “It was agreed by all parties that criminal charges in this case would not be pursued due to several factors,” the report says.>Brad Pitt told Angelina Jolie one of her children 'looked like a fucking Columbine kid'>Pitt had also allegedly taken Jolie to the back of the plane, grabbed her shoulders and shook her while yelling, 'You're fucking up this family
>>223554810>>223554835Just a coupla beers guys we got too cocky
>>223554708He looks like he owns a used car parking lot in small town america
>>223554810could be a hologram.
>>223554708is that his F1 costar?
>>223554874he looks fucking WEIRD
>>223554847>Brad Pitt told Angelina Jolie one of her children 'looked like a fucking Columbine kid'what did he even mean by this??
>>223554962he's got a puffy face from all the alcohol. Give the man a break
>>223554847I believe all of this.
>>223554942no idea. i just thought it was the nigger from the youtube channel. honestly who fucking know who these carbon copy niggers are anymore these days??
>>223554708He was always overrated. No range as an actor and a face like a chimp.>>22355472662 Actually. Entering his "drop dead" years.
>>223554708His face is too fat and his jaw looks wrong.>>223554810Brad Pitt is dead bros. Roids?
>>223555005he's a white hating shitlib
>>223554847>Pitt had also allegedly taken Jolie to the back of the plane, grabbed her shoulders and shook her while yelling, 'You're fucking up this familyThis is the most important line. Jolie has a history of weird and unstable behaviour, the fact that all the kids are turning out fucking strange shows that she's passing on that behaviour.Pitt should never have left Aniston and Jolie could have just gone on adopting her fashion statement brown children.
he’s an atheist but american conservative land refuses to acknowledge that. for 20 years now.
>>223554726My dad is the same age and didn’t age that poorlyGranted, he never abused alcohol or tobacco as hard as Brad ever did
>>223554708They got him drinking water, what did you expect?
He looked fine a few weeks ago at the US Open
>>223554810Bloated and red face, like a typical alcoholic.
>>223554708Started boozing again clearlyMad how you can tell right away
>>223554847I’ve never liked a single Brad Pitt movie, but this is absolutely kino! He’s pretty funny.
>>223554810hes becoming slavic
>>223554708He might have a heart attack soon if he’s not boozing. I’ve seen this before, and it sometimes means the end is near.
>>223554708Bro, he's 62. He looks fine for his age.
>>223556134If fine means looking like he just stepped out of a pub after drinking and eating like a pig then ya, I guess you’re right.
Angelina Jolie literally played Grendel's mother in Beowulf (great movie)How tf did Bred think he was going to get out ok?
>>223554708>>223554810He looks like shit until you see other people that are 62.
this interview was posted 2 weeks ago and it looks like he's been hitting meth.https://youtu.be/fgjbk43um6AGuys I'm worried about Brad. He's holding it down but I think he's going off the rails on a crazy train.
>>223555525thought jolie had a bunch of black skinned gook kids
>>223554708>PEOPLE GET... LE OLD?
>>223557320they had to have replaced him. brad never looks bad.
>>223554810why is he in prison? what did he do?
>>223554765Based retard
>>223557645yea the outfit is awful for a man of his wealth. looks like they draped some shitty twin bed sheets on him and tied it up with some string. is this fashion now? shitty cheap looking fabric that doesnt fit literally ANYWHERE on the body?
>>223554847Is this supposed to make me dislike him, because it doesn't. It makes me feel sorry for him and even like him more.
>>223554708Even at his worst, he'll always be better than you, Simu. Back to AZNmasculinity.
>>223554708>>223554810He looks like Bale when he was bloatmaxxing to play Dick Cheney.
>>223558436so you are asian. hows that been for you?
>>223554708>>223554726>>223555666hes 62 and hes finally drinking alcohol again, which leads to water retention / skin bloatgetting old will happen to youi hate how fast i am aging after turning 36 and getting the vax, i dont know which to blame, i dont even drink or smoke. last 3 years have been a big 'fuck you' to my health out of nowhere despite perfect cholesterol and B.P. and ive never been fat in my entire life
>>223554708He's in his 60s, bloated, boozing and bogged
>>223558506Im 36 got vaxxed in 2021 and look fine. Its your genes
the fate of all white pigs
>>223558595you sound very secure in your brownness sir.
>>223558561How do you know you got the same jab?
>>223554748kek
>>223558462He was so good in that. He's always good.
>>223554847>they expect one of us in the wreckage of this marriage, brother
>>223554708>>223554810Hes back drinking.
>>223554708>>223554726They forced him to die in his ZogDog movie. Humiliation ritual. A list goy should never die in a movie after he turns 40. Cliff Booth sequel shit the bed too and he knows it.
>>223554810>>223554962He could play Alex Jones lmao. Owen Shroyer stole 5 percent of his aura.
>>223559673>Cliff Booth sequelhe looked like a bloated geriatric lesbian in the trailer, also no one even saw the first one footlicker made. no idea why they thought a second would be needed
>>223558462Kek
>>223559286Tragic, I'll drink one in his honor. Solidarity.
>>223559286Good. "Reformed" alcoholics are trash.
>>223554810still looks great for 60 something age obsessed brainrot zoomers think everyone alive should just look 20 forever and if you don't then OH NO YOU'VE FALLEN OFF ITS OVER
>>223555005He said that with pride.
>>223554810Age comes for us all, anon. You're too used to seeing Brad Pitt in full on makeup with perfect lighting in movies
>>223555666Your dad wasn't banging Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston in their prime. That's the kind of stuff that drains your midichlorians.>Holy shit, double trips!
i would start boozin too if i had to do these dumb, pointless interviews.
>>223554708They keep replacing people and expect us not to notice like in the past.
>>223559271>perhaps he's wondering why someone would adopt a foreign child before shooting one out of their womb
>>223554847he's literally me
>>223554810WHAT A LIFE
>>223561883I don't know why they do them. It's gotta be either contractual or they're just bored. I guess my dad pretty much made it and he still works and sits in on HOA meetings even though he could retire whenever he feels like it.
>>223554748Yeah you look worse
>>223554708he's in his 60s. age catches up to everyone eventuallyjohnny depp looked 30 up until he hit 60 and then just started meltingpitt is the same. he's just old now
>>223554847honestly just feel bad for him. he stuck his dick in crazy
>>223555005He is probably confusing school shooters and thought the adopted Asian kid looked like a school shooter
>>223554708>People ageYes dummy
>>223554708When you spend years and a substantial portion of your fortune raising somebody else’s kids and they decide to disown you and troon out for funsies and so their ‘mom’ can be queen bee to the other roasties in her Pilates jade egg classes, I’d imagine that changes a man significantly.
>>223554847Brad Pitt is going to be fine.
how do people sit across from one another and not go insane
>>223558506Why did you take it?
>>223554765Yes that's what getting old does, sometimes I feel like you guys are being dumb on propose just to make more conspiracies "acceptable", as if you were collecting them. Weird fucking behavior if you ask me
>>223554708He has dementia. The don’t want to say it but give it a year maybe two and it will be the same story as Bruce. I worked on the sequel to once upon a time in Hollywood. He had sundown so from that drove Fincher crazy. They had to get cue cards if he was there after 8pm. That’s what’s wrong
>>223564669is there anything worse than getting dementia?
>>223554708>>223554810didn't he recently announce he was drinking again?sodium puff pitt
>>223562192>my dad pretty much made it>sits in on HOA meetingsyour dad didnt "make it" if hes a fucking pleb attending HOA meetings in any capacity.
>>223561915>perhaps he's wondering why someone would adopt a foreign child before shooting one out of their wombkek
>>223554708No way! Brad Pitt is black now?!
>>223563590fucks sake.. imagine this fully grown dick-stache ugly fucking chinknigger "son" permanently stuck in your life. pitt is better off with these fucking retards. looks like a rapist corner shop cashier who eats shit.
He still mogs all chinamen
>>223554748Yeah and you never will look 1/10And your personality will be 1/100 at your peak
>>223554708ICK
>>223566666embarrasing
he looks finehe's too old for his long hair look
>>223559032>>223558506How fast we went from "the vaxx is going to kill all normies they'll drop in the streets by millions" to "I look older than 5 years ago".I was really hyped for the apocalypse but nothing ever happens.
>>223554810Bloated and red as shit from the booze. Oh, and being a deadbeat father. He's basically a nigger.
>>223566818>being a deadbeat fatheryou are a deadbeat
Last year at Wimbledon he looked /fit/ and /fa/ as fuck.There is some shenanigans going on
>>223566881yea he did.im telling you they replaced this chad with that fucking balding clumpy loser who looks like he belongs at walmart.
>>223566903He's boozing again you fucking retard. That's why he looks like shit, he's probably sleeping 3 hours at best and eating garbage.
>>223554810BOGGED
>>223554810>>223566903they 100% REPLACED him. you faggots think we were joking about that shit actually happening?
>>223566903He even admitted publicly and quite recently that he started drinking againFamily drama o algo
>>223566926one on the left looks like brad pitt. one on the right looks like some avian bird jew transplant
>>223566903>>223566926He's very obviously the same guy. If you've ever been near an alcoholic, you'd easily be able to see the signs of someone who fell off the wagon. The bloated red face is only the most obvious one.
>>223566990why do these bots keep saying ALCOHOL ALCOHOL ALCOHOL.
>>223554765yeah thats how it works.
He was never a true alcoholic anyway, heavy boozers can't undo the brain damage and sound like fucking retards forever
>>223566772It was overblown from the start, but the fact remains that they were fully aware that without proper testing and refinement it would fuck up or kill a certain percentage of people who took it, and that percentage was going to be higher than estimated, but the money was too good so they locked down the legal protection and released it anyway. To boil it all down, taking the needle is flipping a coin, they don't care if it fucks you up or kills you, and there's nothing you can do about it if it does. It's happened beforehttps://youtu.be/4bOHYZhL0WQ?is=7istvGuei6wQWQRpAnd it will happen again.
he got skin boosters injected into his skin probably. so it's temporally bloated but it will die down.the shaved head might be for the new Oceans movie.
>>223567130Is the same reason why Tom Cruise looked like Norm Macdonald for a while back?
>>223554708He's participating in the humiliation ritual where they force an Anglo to talk to a sub-saharan African and pretend like they are equals
>>223567138Probably. Same with Jim Carrey.
>>223567141kek
>>223554810>>223554708most of it is the shit camera and post that game him red skin for some reason
>>223566997>why do people keep bringing the known fact that he is a heavy drinkeryou're right, they very obviously replaced him with a fat clone to demoralize the white men on /tv/ television and film.
>>223554810he looks perfectly fine, that's just a normal bloat bro. Looks like a couple days of quitting water and he'll debloat Now the Goose is actually bad and worrysome
>>223563590
>>223569234i mean at least they still look like the same people just olderbrad got replaced by a walmart wagie or something
>>223567060Truth.
>why does a man doing a shitload of hormones, drugs, and surgical interventions to look 30 at 60 look strange
>>223569733he looks like he was replaced
>>223563545how does that make sense? i think what makes more sense is that the demon woman literally made it up.
>>223567060was to push mRna tech which hadn't been given human trials, and force. mass compliance to step them towards the totalitarian agenda 2030 they've had in motion since at least 91
>>223554748based jeet triggering brainlets
>>223554708Every goddamn day we have a zoomer mongolid making a thread about aging. Do you retards think you'll stay young forever?