what's your wish?
I wish for no wishes
>>223558969I want an AnnaSophia Robb gynoid with both sexual functions and battle capabilities, and with an aggressive dominant personality
>>223558969for digger to break a billy
For everyone to look like sochee to me, like in that movie Anomalisa
>>223558969I was dead unironically
Does the guy on the phone have her soul in a jar or something?
I’d wish for a share of the company that makes these fucking wishes.
That God knows the same pain he causes
>>223558969Be a shota and get molested by hot mommies.
>>223559063They don't seem to sell a lot as most people think is a joke/novelty item. So you probably wouldn't be rich and you would have to deal with a bunch of angry customers who wished that their crush loved them back to catastrophic results
>>223558969Not sure, I’d wish for a community or friends I can be apart of, but knowing that you have to be ultra specific if it’s not something easy like wishing for a billion dollars then I dunno, it’d probably be a cult that worships me and then I kill myself in the end
>>223558969I fully functional Death Note.
>>223558969nothing, the guy who wished for money died before getting a chance to believe it a lot of people missed that monkey pawthere is no happy ending once you make a wish
>>223559115The hapa didn't make any wish and she still got brutally bricked. What about her?
>>223558969>"i wish she i could see my crush naked">your crush starts camwhoring and lets everyone see her nakedwould it be worth it /tv/
>>223558969I wish a biological woman would rape me.
Nuke Isreal
>>223558969I wish for digits.
>>223559144she decided that it's a good idea to do a secret meeting at the middle of the knight with someone who has a crazy possessive girlfriend, right after she made a crazy scene and stabbed her face with glass too. it's prime FAFO, she's fucking retarded, as if the nose ring was not a hint
>>223559149Yes. My crush is Jenna Ortega.
>>223558969A billion dollars tax exempt
I wish Nestle would make Apple Minis again.
Side BReal life
>>223559304This. Basically threatening Bear that she will come to his place if he doesn’t meet her in the middle of the fucking night. Even normal girlfriend would brick a bitch for pulling that shit
>>223558969I wish that, immediately and irrevocably upon the granting of this wish, I legally and exclusively own a winning lottery ticket for the largest legally available jackpot lottery draw in my current country of residence, for which the winning numbers have not yet been drawn, with that ticket being valid, authentic, legitimately purchased, fully transferable and redeemable by me, and with the ticket guaranteeing me the entire advertised jackpot prize in cash after all taxes, fees, deductions and withholdings, with no other person or entity having any ownership, claim or entitlement to any portion of the prize, and with the winning numbers being those printed on my ticket. I further wish that this occurs without harming, defrauding, impoverishing or disadvantaging any person, and without violating any law, rule or regulation.
I wish my body wasn't horribly maimed
>>223558969I wish this wish doesn't become corrupted>gets banished to a hell realm while a demon occupied my body and enjoys my uncorrupted wish and murders my loved ones
>>223558969i wish that movie was good
>>223559072he did. he came into the world as a man to feel pain and temptations so men like you couldn't say "You don't know what its like"that person was JesusRepent. your suffering will be a second death if you dont
>>223558969I wish that I was a sorcerer
>>223558969I wish to die
2 chicks at the same time
>>223560381too much hang time. and the dialog was too Valley Girl emphasizing on "So" and "Yah"the timing was really off. his innocence of wanting her and dragging it on like "What the fuck is going on" is also hard to digest. it had so much potential though. the friends ending was funny though. crushed by a wish
>>223558969>write a short story starring yourself in which you have all the things you really want>a hot girlfriend>a billion dollars>a 10 inch penis>4 extra inches of height, etc.>use your one wish to make your short story real
>>223558969To never have to take a shit again. Imagine how much time i'd save.
>>223558969No more fucking Obsession threads!!!
>>223559342Why is her chin so big? Also her jaws/jowels are massive. Pretty spoopy
>>223559400In a way it makes sense. She felt guilty he was in a relationship without knowing his current gf was a stupid whore sleeping with his friend and said she had negative attraction to bear. Then her episodes shows shes mentally unstable. >>223559115That wasnt monkey paw, it was bad timing. The website had people that survived and said it had worked. The entity seems like it preys on people who wish to change other people, maybe also themselves if they ask to change a personality flaw or something.
>>223560433Imagine how constipated you get until you eventually have to get surgery or die
>>223560476>Imagine how constipated you get until you eventually have to get surgery or dieNo no, it's in the wording I said I never HAVE to take a shit again. That means no constipation or any stomach problems. I didn't wish to "not take shits ever again".
>>223560496You just die. The dead don't have to shit
>>223558969Immediate death of all mudslimes and socialists
>>223559036Congratulation, you're now an undead demilich with no magic powers.
World peace
>>223558969I'd wish that every man's crush loved them more than anyone else in the world.
can I wish for reality manipulation powers or was that against the rules?
I wish for inde to let me motorboat her booba
>>223560607>Cannot grant wishes involving time manipulation, resurrection, immortality, or creating more One Wish Willows™.https://www.onewishwillow.comI think reality manipulation powers would be fine.
>>223560813so this is allowed >>223560420
>>223560841Probably, I don't see why it wouldn't. As long as you don't write in the past tense, like "last year I met a hot supermodel and she fell in love with me," because that could be considered "time manipulation" since you're changing the past. But if you write "tomorrow I'll meet a hot supermodel, and she'll fall in love with me", it should work.
>>223558969every time I use a computing device, an app appear that only I can see and use. This app will have a list of people as I encounter them. On the app I'll get some basic information about them and I'll be able to regulate their mood and desires towards me, including an auto-mode of sorts so they don't break. So I can increase/decrease their love, attraction, interest, lust, trust, etc. I can then set everything back to default at any time.This is very evil btw but I don't care.
>>223558969To get rid of every individual who has committed a violent crime
>>223560383Does Jesus know what it’s like to be disabled or retarded or have no freewill?
>>223560524That's based, would I rot into a skeleton? I would carry around a trash bag and hide myself in the bag in the trunks of people's cars and scare the shit out of them when they found me.
>>223561449Canonically, he had a period where he experienced every single person's entire life in the time before he got arrested and put to death, or at least every single sin ever committed from the perspective of the victim and the perpetrator.
>>223561607What verses?
>>223561618I don't fucking know, man. That's just some shit they told me in Bible study when I was a kid.
You don’t knowYet preach
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>>223558969I wish I was in a great relationship with Billie Eillish.
>>223559113I'd wish for this too, but no retarded ass Shinigami following me around
>>223558969sarah :3
>>223561868You're now Billie Eilish's brother.
>>223558969
>>223558969I wish any person, place, or thing whose picture or photo I draw an X on, given that they are the sole subject or point of focus in said image, will have sex with me.
>>223558969A giftcard to Jersey Mike's, I could go for a sangwich about now.
>>223558969that Margaret Qualley would gain 70lbs
>>223560433There goes ol' Colostomy Bag Johnson!
>>223559304middle of the WHAT??>FAFOyou have to go back
#restorethesnyderverse
>>223562292She does, and it all goes to her nose and her penis.
>>223562713so that's what happened to Netanyahu
>>223559158You get pegged by Elliot Page
>>223562211
>>223558969I would just give this item to someone elseIt would have to be someone who is not a piece of shit though
>>223562211That would be rape
So what was the catch with the friend who got the billion dollars? Was he just gonna walk away with no monkey's paw if he didnt get shot by the demon foid?
>>223558969Harry Potter Universe but Draco is a girl
>>223562935Kill yourself you spamming faggot. Either you're astroturfing or you're some underage trying to le fit in
>>223561449Omniscience, so yes.
>>223559359kino webm
>>223560813>>223560607Reality manipulation is the same as time manipulation. Spacetime kinda shit.Should just wish for a crazy smart robot with good pussy that fulfils all your requests and you can change her at will. She can build you a time machine or make you live longer.
>>223558969For the candle/dildo from this shot to be unmemoryholed.
>>223563100shut the fuck up nerd
>>223558969That anyone I shoot my finger guns at would fall asleep and not awake until I shoot them again.
>>223558969No tinnitus.
I wish that my wish be granted in an honest and benevolent way without any monkey paw trickery.
>>223563351r*dd*t m*ll*n**l
>>223563100The way I read it, your wish can't manipulate time, but if you ask for the power to manipulate time, that's not manipulating time, that's giving you a superpower, so it's a bit of a workaround. I mean, this shit is a fictional magical item; whether it would work or not, it's up to the writer.
>>223558969Everybody on the planet with an IQ of less than 100 for their age group by mensa standards will dissolve into fertilizer ready rot within the next two weeks as soon as that is possible without immediately endangering others.
Can I bundle lifespan, slower aging, perfect health? If so I’d aim for like 200 years, 1/3 aging pace. Exceptional physical ability if I’m being greedy too. If not, perfectly legal and IRS cleared gift of 100 million with no strings attached. I could work out a good life with either.
I wish pic related had a perfect clone with the same education and personality except does whatever i want and is a pacifist and wants to be a good mother and everyone retroactively remembers her with a unique name as pic related's twin sister along with retroactive documentation with the us government and morocco birth certificate, social security card, high school diploma, and college degree
>>223558969Love unironically
>>223562052Based
>>22355896920 yo virgin clone of alexandra daddario falling for me
>>223558969Doesn't matter what my wish is because the shitty movie writer will just do the complete opposite. shit movie.
>>223565873Just wish for the opposite of what you want then
>>223558969mass of every electron in the universe to be bigger by 0.01%
I wish that everyone who voted for Trump smashes their fingers in the car door at least once a week
>>223559001holy mother of based
>>223563117Nobody saw it you sex fiend.
>>223566356I wish that everyone who voted democrat to realise they are the gender they were birthed as and anal sex is disgusting
>>223559342taking one for the team thanks bro
>>223566129I wish for a small dick.
i wish i could just wish away my feelings
>>223566437you now have a deep vagina, congratulations champ
>>223558969i wish to look exactly like sydney sweeney!!
Everyone that uses a wish, except me, or has used a wish and it's still alive, gets a new kind of monkeypox in the ass, 10 times as infectious, 10 times as itchy, and the scabs are the size of coins. You can call it Gorillapox
>>223562791Goddammit.
>>223558969I wish for hentai level cumming powers where my cock is 9 inches length and 6 inches girth, produces pheremones that can be smelled by women up to 5 meters away and instantly makes them feel attraction to me (but this does not affect women in my family aside from my harem of instagram model tier 10/10 wifes with mikayla demaiter as one example), have no refractory period and near instantly refilling cum supply, produce 10 times the amount of pre-cum and can cum 1/4 to 1/2 cup of cum per orgasm depending on how horny i am, have 50% boost to sexual stimulation/arousal during penetration, have orgasms that are 50% stronger and last 3 times longer, and can make women feel 50% boost to stimulation/arousal during penetration, have their vaginas/throats and anuses adapt to perfectly able to fit and perfectly grip all of my giant cock and also perfectly heal after sex with no damage/scarring, produce 10 times the amount of arousal fluids/pre-cum, have orgasms that 50% stronger and last 3 times longer and they cum everytime and once they experience my cock they become imprinted on me and can never feel lust or love for another man.
>>223566459This would actually be life on ezmode, but you gonna have to get fucked occasionally
>>223566995>I wish I wasn't uglyLMAO
>>223567006that's what i want!!
>>223558969I'd wish for a power to punch people through the internet
>>223567049Aside from having a giant cock, i made no changes to my physical appearance, the pheremones are all i need. Also, i thought of making my pheremones able to penetrate the internet and affect women across all social media who see my pics, but i think i will get monkeys paw'd if i do that and have women swarm my home. My pheremones will only apply locally, where i can more easily reject a much smaller number of advances if i want. Actually for that reason, i will reduce the affect of my pheremones to 3 meters.
>>223566995>mikayla demaiterA patrician's taste
>>223558969I wish for the Sun to be entirely made out of electrons.
>>223558969That the Wishmaster demon from the other thread would give me what I truly deserve.Which would cancel out the monkey paw bullshit so I'd get a billion dollars and marry the girl of my dreams.Suck it wishfags. You just got double-plus F'd in the A.
>not a single anon making the one wish that will save the worldI wish for the immediate disintegration of every ethnic and religious jew in existence across all planes of reality.
>>223567154>>223566995>I want to rape womenVery nice, Ranjesh
>>223558969legitimately what the one dude did and wish for a ton of cashif you're smart you can work that into your real life slowly without arousing suspicionthe director already confirmed that the willow wasn't a monkey's paw and regular wishes had no strings or gotchas
>>223559359I wish for monke to be free :)
>>223558969I wish to be Asuka so everyone would worship me and i can have a tsundere attitude all the time and get what i want
>>223558969Bear should've hired a homeless person to make another wish. Not to free Nikki but a wish so Real Nikki can never take back control. Everything was going good until she kept trying to actively sabotage the original wish.
I would wish for a broken stick.
>>223558969I wish to immediately become a free genie.
>>223558969That my father could walk and regain function of his right arm
>>223559001Wishing to negate other peoples wishes would be so fucking funny
I wish all biblical plagues upon israel, forever.>>223559359Dang, it's like free child labor>>223570467>walks around naked jerking off 24/7
>>223558969To earn enough money to live comfortably from making narrative feature films.(Basically, to be a successful filmmaker)Or just to be a billionaire (in a currency that I actually use)
>>223558969Perpetual health, make the day of my death.
>>223559343Yeah, I wonder how well all of the wishes were working if they weren't at anyone's expense. A couple of the characters made it seem like you could get a good non monkey wish if you weren't a retard. I wish they would have done more with it in the movie. Like, if the guy store clerk came around the counter and had a huge fucking bulge in his pants or something.
>>223560381It was. Congrats on your wish coming true.
I wish a massive, earth-disintegrating meteor directly impacts the earth.How will they get out of this I wonder.
>>223561449There's actually an entire academic field of study, chistology, which is devoted to answering questions just like this.It's literally philosophy, but with the premise "assuming the bible is completely factual, explain these weird logical contradictions and plotholes"
Wait, does inde have a big rack? I thought she was on the committee. I like either
>>223564209>less than 100 for their age group by mensa standardsYou'd be the first disintegrated because for their age group doesn't make sense with the under 100 stipulation. You're either under 100 IQ or you're not.
>>223570737kek, reminds me of the scene from Bad Words where the kid is like "If I ever get a girlfriend, it's going to be a girl with nipples."
>>223558969Millennial genocide
>>223558969I wish for the supernatural ability to permanently ban someone from the internet. like I read 1 gay thread and whoever/whatever made the thread can never join any network ever again.
>>223558969Infinite cum
The thing about anything that provides "wishes", like this thing or the Monkey's Paw or whatever else, is that there's the inherent question; Do I know that the intent of this magical object is 'malicious compliance' with the wish in which it will orchestrate some situation where technically the terms are fulfilled but either myself or someone/something important to me will be harmed in the process in order to facilitate? Basically, do I make my wish ignorant of the narrative context of the object, or am I basically the "second guy" who is aware of what happened to the "first guy" who used it? Because those are two very different situations.
>>223570761>>223570888wasted digits desu
>>22355896914" long, 5.75" girth penis when fully erect and my penis must otherwise function normally.
