1. Digger is a deliberate 'f*ck you to the audience' kind of film.2. Digger is not a comfortable crowd-pleaser; it is high-art hostility.3. Digger is not designed to be enjoyed. 4. Digger is engineered to be an antagonistic mirror. 5. Dig or die, the film embraces its own chaos.6. Digger is not being laughed at; it is laughing at you.7. Digger doesn't want your 5-star review. It wants you to be angry.8. Digger is original because you asked for originality, and now you can't handle it.9. Digger didn't miss the point. You are the point.10. You wanted Tom Cruise the action hero, but Iñárritu gave you Tom Cruise the existential crisis. A psychological reality check.
i didn't miss any of those you stupid jerki did miss some of the dialogue because I watched the french subtitled cam rip thoi cant do speaking french
Based i will now stop watching movies
>Digger is not designed to be enjoyed.
>>223559647Damn, I really need to see this.
>>223559866You will be uncomfortable. You will not enjoy it. And that's a good thing.
>>223559647On a scale of 1 to Matrix Resurrections, how much of a "fuck you" to the audience are we talking about?
2 important facts about Digger that (you) missed:1. reddit loves it2. letterboxd loves it
>>223559647>DIGGER PLEASE
>>223559647Another go woke go broke movie. Anyone surprised at the failing box office numbers needs to look in the mirror.
>>223559647So it's just The Last Jedi made by a mexican.
I'm tired of preachy shit like this. Yeah, we get it. The oil industry is LE BAD. But what the fuck am I supposed to do about it? There are thousands of planes and cargo ships all over the world that burn more fuel in one trip than I will in my entire life. You want to eliminate fossil fuels? Okay, fine. That means no more long distance air or sea travel unless you want to take a sailing vessel across the ocean. Which at this point is perfectly fine with me, because if nothing else it would help keep shitskins in their containment zones.
>>223560656Digger flat out said what the solution was. Transition to clean energy. But the inherent problem with that is the transition won't be easy. So rather than go through the growing pains of that transition, we'd rather just suck at the tit of oil.He's not wrong, no one wants to be the one to change, they want to kick the can down to the next guy.
>>223559647Sounds like I'm doing the movie a favor by not watching it then. Thank you.
>>223560534what am i supposed to see aside from some old hairy fat guy, motherfucker?
On a scale of 1 to DIG OR DIE, how good was Digger?
>>223561160I promise that when I am elected I will pursue a total conversion to renewable and alternative energy sources to fossil fuels. Now what?
If you replace the d with n it becomes NIGGER
>>223561305big if true
>>223561160Like I said, that's fine but you can't have clean energy and global travel. You could conceivably have nuclear powered cargo ships but they would be expensive as fuck and I guarantee a lot of people would throw a fit over it.
I think it's a interesting take on the futility of satire having a meaningful impact on society outside of a surface levelLike, think about Trump, all the horrible shit he's done and how everyone makes fun of him, calls him an idiot, portrays him like a shit baby, but ultimately none of that matters because it's not preventing him from doing what he's doing or changing our worldSure, it might bring us some temporary joy and catharsis for our anger, our sorrow, our grief, but at the end of the day those feelings fade literally minutes after you leave the theater or shut off the show or stop playing the game, the final shot and the credits really hits me because I left the theater to see a dreary sky on a 70 degree October evening to a trash filled parking lot and thought about how shit our world is and I'm doing nothing to change it, I'm wasting my life, my time, my money on shit that doesn't matter like even posting this
>>223559647Does the film also tell me what a pathetic little cuck I am?
>>223561160>Transition to clean energylmaokill 2/3 of the global population ,start with asia instead
nobody better fucking reply to that bait
>>223559647Can you please stop saying digger? That's our word. You can say digga though.
>>223559647What the fuck is this movie even about? Is it like the leaks said where it’s a movie about an actor playing the actual guy?
>>223561426Sorry, Excavation American.
>>223561465>Satire...LE BAD>Satire about satire...LE GOOD
>>223561465The movie is a stage play called "Fossil Fools" its the dress rehearsal about an actual tragedy that happened in the movie's real world where a couple of icebergs devastated the world with flooding, ancient diseases, nuclear waste and is about making fun of the people who caused the disaster
>>223561305
>>223561365>but you can't have clean energy and global travelNot for the masses, no. Could we build blimps and a two way ticket across the pacific costs as much as an engagement ring because each ride takes five days? Sure. We could theoretically do anything from steam powered VTOLs to nuclear super cargo ships but anything we do kills the modern way of life. You don't get cheap shit bought on your phone sent to you in under a month (or three,) you don't get fast food delivered right to your door so you don't have to miss any of the big game, you don't get exotic imported fruit from half way around the world because shit, you might not get fruit outside of seasonal unless you pay a premium. And nobody wants to give any of that shit up.
>>22355964711. Digger is a flop at the box office. The flop is the point.
>>223559647>3. Digger is not designed to be enjoyed.I just saw it, and this is full of shit. I enjoyed it immensely. Movie was the funniest thing I've seen all year. My boomer parents even liked it.
The audacity of Tom Cruise to eat old man makeup when the dude is like 80 and looks it
>>223559647>Matrix 4 all over again
>>223559746You're wrong: its enjoyment is in not being an enjoyable experience. It's called art.
>>223561160It’s still has nothing to do with me or anyone, when all this stuff is decided by billionaires d investors who’s names we haven’t even heard of
>>223561365I’m honestly fine with substantially less global travel. So much traveling now is hedonistic, soulless and actually makes people worse as human beings. If you want to be pampered luxuriously you can do that without flying more than 8 hours away.
DIGGA PLEASE(I saw it earlier today and was pleasantly surprised)
>>223559647I liked it, but I understand why it would piss off a bunch of terminally online “EVERYTHING IS POLITICAL” mind broken retards of the modern era.
>>223562557So you're poor?
>>22355964711. It's kinooooooooooooo
>>223559647Im not a shillBut honestly how did this movie make so little on Friday
>>223561160Transition to clean energy only works if ALL the countries agree to it. But is there any way to ensure that happens? Your competitor can put off their clean energy goals and keep buying cheap oil for decades. And oil *will* keep getting cheaper, Arabs will make sure of that. And because of globalisation companies will flock to places that offer cheap electricity and labor.The only way is nuclear. Which is safe. But the elites would never allow that.
>>223559647It was OK. Same gimmick as birdman, "le thespian crisis". All bullshit arguments overseen and being paid by THE company. I guess Iñarritu can go and write, direct and star in the actual play, waste of a movie (I suspected he was a hack nepobaby snob, but every other new movie from him just hammers the point home).
>>223562834No? It’s just rather pointless and vain. It’s not my priority. I tried a little bit and it was meh.
>>223559647Inarritu: https://youtu.be/URSl2RGCaWA?is=Fpuj8zkVBcO9DCLH
So who gets shit on for losing 145 million dollars? I dont get how Hollywood can lose like 400 billion last year and we dont hear about finding executives in barrels full of concrete. The Mexican cartel skins dudes alive for like a million. No entire company or division of the industry gets fucking completely shut down? No studio closes up shop mysteriously?
>>223562557>>223562834Going to Paris was crazy. The plane doors open and the smell of dogs hit wafts in, no wonder perfumes so big there. England's too fucking cold and miserable, but the museams are nice. When the us was cheaper than australia it was more convenient, but why bother now
This sounds like a lot of cope for some flopping flick
>>223559647>Digger is not designed to be enjoyedNow that's some high-grade copium.
>>223562957Even if the whole world switched to nuclear power overnight with electric cars and trucks, electric freight trains and cargo ships, the problem is that there is absolutely no replacement for the jet engine. At best, you're getting a sluggish electric prop plane with an extremely short range. Crossing the Atlantic or Pacific or flying across the US or Europe? Forget about it.
>>223563338I fucking hated Birdman, but I didn't completely hate Digger
What did I miss in Digger? I had to do blow in the bathroom
>>223563593Yeah, birdmans a hard watch since you cant be on your phone, you end up losing the plot. I hear digger does a good job of restating the entire plot periodically
I can't believe this turd got a $165m budget, what a disaster
>>223563661>Old thespian slop good, new thespian slop bad
>>223563593Birdman is bad, like why should I care for this bad. Digger is technically passable, but its aspirations, themes and execution... I mean four people wrote the script, it's like Avatar level bad.
>>223563791They're both bad, but Digger has a kernel of something in its message that isn't invalid. Birdman was just made for faggot actors to suck their own dicks.
>>223559647This is how Tom Cruise would look without the plastic surgery and hair plugs.
>>223563808I wholeheartedly agree. Both are examples of a self centered "auteur" getting high on his own farts.
>>223561160That's a narrative myth invented by big oil to increase the scarcity of their own product. The "clean energy" is all products subordinate to oil, and often bought right from the same company that moves your gas into the pump.There is no growing pains. There is no cost of transition. The technologies have existed for decades and sometimes hundreds of years. Environmentalists turned their noses up at every one of them, from nuclear energy power plants to diesel cars with ultra low curb and rolling weights that get 200 mpg.The only interest is in solutions that lower quality of life, concentrate power and resources into the hands of a few state leftist cabals, restricts your ability to make decisions for yourself or travel freely and power up brown third worlders and prime them as a replacement working class.
>>223563778So i heard, he's saying birdman sucked
My Diggers, is there a shitty cam torrent out yet?
>>223561305I feel like this and some of the gifs will be the only legacy of this movie. Maybe it'll become Cruise's Freddy Got Fingered, who knows.
>>223559647Like everything else, this movie is just an attempt by hollywood to recapture the magic of Stanley Kubrick, but it falls short because the writers are not funny. It can't even present itself straight forward. It has to subvert the audience because they are hacks that can only copy, so they subvert it in an attempt to be artistic and original. They don't show the president and staff being rushed to underground bunkers. The movie doesn't redpill you on anything. Climate change? Climate change was 10 years ago. The world has plenty of other issues now. Hollywood always behind the times and out of touch with the audience.
>>223564284Basically just pol, keeping it alive in peoples memories because of edgy "15 year old humour" with the racism, which is weird because its a Mexican directed movie with tons of diversity starring a 5'9 midget
>>223564391>its a Mexican directed movie with tons of diversity starring a 5'9 midgetPerhaps the irony combined with the bombastic posters makes that stick. Sort of like how the only thing anyone remembers from the 2016 BFG movie are fart jokes and Big Fucking Gun edits.
>It's supposed to be badIronic bad is still bad
>>223559647Dig or die brother
>>223559647Sounds like how the end of evangelion was a giant fuck you to the show's audience and NEET weebs in general.
>>223564387The movie isn't about climate change or oil drilling. It's about people distracting themselves from real issues with entertainment.
>>223559647It's a "fuck you" to people who liked Don't Look Up and thought that this was gonna be more of that.Laugh at the retards in charge fucking up the world, that laughter isn't going to change anything.
>>223559647>X spacinggo back
>>223564765>wasting characters on spaces on a website thats entire point is limited character counts
>>223559647>Digger is not designed to be enjoyedSounds like all Tom Faggot movies
>>223564789The entire point of X is to be LOUD because people can make money from posting. More spaces means larger, more eye-catching posts.
>>223564789>limited character countsThis behavior appeared once they removed that limitation
>>223559647I have already seen the same shit, point by point, in Disney TLJ and I believe it was intentional as well
>>223564892Imagine credulously replying to bait.
>>22355964711 change the D in digger and you get---
>>223561160We already have infrastructure and stuff in place for big strides. We just need to do nuclear and then encourage electric vehicles. Certain aspects of industry can be slowly retooled away from oil and combustion while encouraging discoveries and development toward better sources of energy.China and the usa is already experimenting with different things like targeted solar, fusion and artifical suns. Its only a matter of time.What we really should be doing to mitigate climate impact is killing indians who keep shitting up the water with plastic and filth as well as developing pollution filtering tech and also probably killing the subhumans who knowingly make toxic smoke spewing shit. Its mostly nons btw.
would've been better if it wasn't about climate alarmism and more about creating singular entities holding all the effective wealth/power in the world.Could've easily just said "yeah this guy is a big oil guy but his family divided up all the power among things like the internet and all the media companies split among his family so nobody notices", would've worked more effectively.
>>223566346it's slightly implied that plemons owns something like palantir
>>223566359is that enough?
How are we supposed to actually transition away from oil?99% of modern living is based on plastics, oil is needed to make plastics
>>2235596471. it's better than eddington
>>223566346>would've been better if it wasn't about climate alarmism
>>223560656im with you
im tired of preachy shit like this. Yeah, we get it. The critical life saving infrastructures operated by preachy quadrillionaires is LE BAD. But what the fuck am I supposed to do about it?
everyone seems to be talking about it like they did Don't Look Up
>>223559647Oh wow Saar chatgpt now tell me how to invest in stock please predict
sad how many are replying unironically to an obvious LLM post
>>223561365>but you can't have clean energy and global travel
>>223566560DLP was the most watched Netflix film in history. Meanwhile, Digger is one of the biggest flops.
>>223566739*DLU, obviously
>>223559647>X movie is a deliberate 'f*ck you to the audience' kind of film.I'm so tired of this.
>>223559647The more I learn about this movie, the more reddit it sounds.
>>223566645>>223561365you can't have clean energy and mass global travel tho
..i'm about to give it a watch bros, i wonder what it's gonna be about
>>223561160>Transition to clean energy.Not so fast, fascist
>>223567646there are literally no downsides to renewables, especially compared to nuclearbest thing putin did tbqh, force germany to invest even more into renewables than ever before by cutting off gas
Its remarkable how uninteresting this movie looks from the outside.
>>223567674And it's going great!
>>223566645>All the women stay at home>Africans stay in Africa>Inspires kinoThere is no downside, we must return to sail.
>>223567674>there are literally no downsides to renewables, especially compared to nuclearchink chonk bink bonk dink donk why dick no lonk
Tom cruise is great in this btw, if there is one movie to net him the best actor Oscar, it should be this
Nice ad faggot. Not watching.
>>223559647>A psychological reality check.I am beyond trying to change anything at this point.I have my wife, we will just watch from the sidelines
>>223561235>Now what?everyone who's wallet is about to get lighter because of you comes at you with everything they have up to and including murdering your whole family and blaming some country ripe for raping as the ones behind the attack, that's WHAT.
>>223561305>If you replace the d with n it becomes NIGGERif you replace the n with m it becomes MIGGER
>>223559889In art that can be a good thing. Great art often doesn't comfort you, sometimes the point is to make you uncomfortable.
>>223564762> The audience laughs and cheers when Digger dies. They get a catharsis that pacifies them.> They exit the theatre into a world where Digger's nephew, who funded Fossil Fools, is part of a dystopian authoritarian government where troops and drones patrol the miserable flooded cities, where they have to wear masks to protect them from the fucked up air.
>>223566305The first electric car was made in 1884.
>>223566560Digger mocks Don't Look Up.
>>223567943Cringe and epic fail
>>223559912resurrections at least had some hot babes and cool action. digger has neither.>>223561160>Transition to clean energyi mean if the liberals weren't so opposed to nuclear we'd have done it decades agobut it also doesn't matter when the rest of the world ignores environmentalists and is the sole cause of the world's pollution lmao
I've just seen Digger and nothing prepares you for this. I cheered, I shouted, I fist-pumped the air, I cried, I stood and cheered. It's absolutely everything that you would hope it was gonna be. I'm so proud to be in it, and I can't wait for you to see it.
>>223561305wow
>>223559912joker 2
Does anyone know if Innaruto is a fan of the Metroid series?
>>223568524idk but i wouldn't want him to do the first film, the first metroid film should really be a remake of pitch black/ender's game, the second film can be samus on her quest to save the metroid species or whatever
what are the odds this lost money cause it sounds like nigger and people felt awkward buying a ticket for something that sounds like that? When you go up to the ticket counter do you ask for a ticket to Digga with an A?
>>223568857the main reason it "lost money" is because its not a big spectacle movie therefore no one is rushing out to see it in theaters, rather they'll wait for it to be on streaming in less than a month. Something people have gotten quite accustomed to over the last five years.
>>223568870don't quote lost money it bombed
>>223562834Most of the world is, yeah
>>223559647cool let me watch your 'art' for free, then. if it's not a normal movie it can't be expected to turn a normal profit.
>>223568886hollywood doesn't lose money it just gets moved around
>>223568963someone gets screwed in the end
>>223566398You can make biofilm out of starchy stuff like potatoes. But otherwise I agree. We’re kinda stuck
>>223568743Oh no i wouldn't want him to direct a movie, I only asked because his head is always so far up his own ass that maybe he thinks he's a Morph Ball.
Going in 4 hours, will report back with an honest take of these 10 important facts. I did not read them going in, except the first by accident. I have purposefully been going into this film blind but will disclose I am a Tom Cruise simp
>>223566645Good luck making a boat like that with new growth yellow pine
>>223566398In NYC we closed our last nuclear plant and did not have the infrastructure for clean energy set to replace it and shocker our electric costs doubled
>>223568973the people that fund the films are always the ones that get screwed over
>>223569019oh shit kek yeah
Aigger BiggerCiggerDigger (you are here)EiggerFiggerGiggerHiggerIiger JiggerKiggerLigger-NiggerOigger PiggerQiggerRiggerSiggerTiggerUiggerViggerWiggerXiggerYiggerZigger
>>223568886"lost money."
>>223569122nope
>>223559647>IñárrituIn yar ree too?
>If you watch my movie ..FUCK YOU!!!>nobody watches it
>>223569134yeah that's correct
>>223569133"Bombed." "Lost money."
I feel like this was an owed favor movie Tom had to do to make something he wanted
Anyone made the connection with this and the Naza movie and the 25 standing ovation?
>>223569175wrong
>>223569188Shit…25 minutes*
The movie tries to shame the audience but the jokes on the filmmakers because this movie flopped and barely has an audience lol
>>223569206>if you watched this movie then FUCK YOU>nobody watches the movie>h-hey watch our movie! how are we supposed to tell you off if you don't watch the movie?it's like all those female action films flopping and white men getting blamed for not showing up despite being told we weren't necessary for it to succeed lmaoliberals truly are incapable of learning.
>>223569134It always sounded like Naruto, all he's missing is one of those goofy headbands.
>>223568372Near the end of Digger I was thinking about the things I would do if I was stranded on an oil rig with a femme presenting Emma D'Arcy with no authorities to stop me. That's got.to count for something right?
>>223569255>>h-hey watch our movie! how are we supposed to tell you off if you don't watch the movie?Show me where Tom Cruise said this.
This film reminded me of synecdoche new york. Creating this huge logistically impossible piece of artwork in a world thats falling apart. the biggest difference being synecdoche new york doesnt draw attention to that fact the world is falling apart, you just notice it happening. I kind of wish digger didnt show its hand - i felt like there were more than enough clues to figure out this is based on real events (in the world) and that plemons is the ginger kid in the play without actually directly telling us
>>223561160Clean energy is a scam unless you mean nuclear. They're razing forests to place inefficient solar panels that break down and get left for junk.
>>223568118Exactly, when I touch women inappropriately, it's art, it's meant to make them uncomfortable
>>223567674>there are literally no downsides to renewablesenergy density
>>223561160You have absolutely no idea how bad that transition would become. We don't even have the infrastructure for mass electrification in the entire US.
>>223559647>Shitty beaner(?) flick>Redd!t spacing Fuck off ranjeet
