>Scoops a big fistful of overcooked rice and plops it on the tray>pours an entire bottle of $200 artisanal vinegar over it>NEEDSU MOREU >Cracks open another vinegar bottle but this time only a drop>I TRAINU FOR 25 YEARS TO MAKEU THIS DEDUCTION STUPID GAIJINS>Grabs a whole tuna and smushes it into the rice and molds it around the fish like wet cement>YOU PAY EXTRARU FOR PRESENTATION GAIJIN>Pours soi sauce on the top1000 DORRARU NOW YOU PAY NOW GAIJIN JIRO MAKE IT SPECIARY FOR YOU THAT EXTRA 1000
>>223561894How much does a good thread cost?
>>223561923KONICHIWA MR JIRO
>>223561894>You have to enslave yourself in apprenticeship for 30 years before you get to put fish on riceDo Nips really?
>>223561894>dreams of assrape
>>223561894plus tip
>>223562011>It is possible to live a fulfilling life in Nipland as an intern for 30 yearsWhy the hell does this country sound like they do nothing but side quests and can live like that
Sushi rice is really good though
>>223561894Is there any nation as insufferably pretentious as the Japs?
>>223562126Imagine if Brits said this shit about jellied eels
Amerimutts who have no culture just don't understand
>>223562173>Brits*Cockneys
>>223562247Cockneys dont exist anymore. London got over run by Muslims that the area Cockneys lived is now completely over run.
>>223561894
>>223562011yep
how do you over cook rice??
>>223562126You think they're worse than France or Italy?
>>223561894He was great in Squid Game.
>>223561894>In the year of Our Lord 2025+1>commiting blasphemy in the templeISHYGDDT
>>223562173the brits say it about pies and mash
>>223563966Kek what the hell is this from
>>223562126The French, they're on a whole other level of pretentious, especially in cooking.
>>223564010Quick look online says it's from a show called Billions, I'd honestly never heard of it before now.
>>223561894It's funny that someone would have a hate boner for Jiro.
>>223562126t. guy who makes the food wrong
>>223564037No one except the french in france care. Yet you have bongs and japs anywhere on earth bitching.
>>223564110Have you never been to a French restaurant? They're insufferable no matter where they are in the world.>Bongs being autistic about their foodHonestly never seen this, I think they know how bad their food is.
You guys should look up the ribera steakhouse
>>223564110Honestly when it comes to food Mexicans are probably the most unwarrantedly pretentious about it. It all tastes the same. Or just legit goyslop like nacho cheese on Hot Cheetos with Taki powder
>>223564124>Bongs being autistic about their food>Honestly never seen this, I think they know how bad their food is.It isn’t bad, you’ve just bought into 4chan bullshit about it being bad, you sweaty little cunto
>>223564145never had that issue myself. And I've been forced around a lot of beaner families due to my love of latina tomboys.
>>2235642624chan? It's a universal meme british food is trash.I mean what is there amerimutts didn't do better?
>>223564262It pales compared to the food the colonies made. Say what you will about Americans, but at least they have things like BBQ ribs and all that shit.
>>223564262British food is generally slop on a plate. I'll give them the sausages, but that's about it.
>talking shit about british food
>>223564362>wanting a soggy wet pie
YOU RETARDS AREN'T JAPANESEYOU'RE A FUCKING WEEB INCEL THAT OBSESSES OVER THEIR CARTOONS AND GAMESDEFENDING JAPAN'S HONOR ON THE INTERNET ISN'T GOING TO MAGICALLY LAND YOU A PURE VIRGIN WAIFU JAPSTOP BEING FUCKING PATHETIC
>>223564362>Ey Bazza! pour out the sludge!
You will never be this happy and content.
>>223564400I'll never weigh 300 pounds either.
>>223564400This man doesn't know the same level of happiness as Jack.
>>223564362British food is the most comfy ESPECIALLY when it's winter and rainy and shit. Sheppard's Pie is fucking amazing.
>>223564416>taco drooling like a winking horse pussy
>>223564448Jack loves it pink and raw.
>>223562126I hate unajyu so much it's unreal. It's overpriced Japslop that is just a slab of eel on a heap of rice. Wow, such great "cuisine".
>>223564268>never had that issue myself. Literally everyone knows that Mexicans bitch and have to akshually about hard shell tacos not being real Mexican food or Taco Bell. Italians do the same thing with Italian american food but Italian food is miles better than Mexican so at least that is warranted.
>>223564268>I've been forced around a lot of beaner families due to my love of latina tomboysYou lucky fucker, I envy you so goddamn much.
>>223564037Their food is actually good though, unlike Japanese
You know, in the distant future, we're all just going to be drinking this stuff. 'food' is going to be a hipster thing that only autists do.
>>223564503It was pretty great. there's a place for you in that kind of situation, brother.
>>223564550I hope so bro, I'm going to be 30 soon and I feel like it's too late.
>>223564568I just turned 30 too. It's been a long while since I was there. I refuse to believe it's still too late to fall into that trap again
Friendly reminder Americans have to tip at McDonald's. After ordering at the fucking digital kiosk.WE EXCHANGED ONE WORD I AM NOT TIPPING
>>223564596I hope so. I had a long term relationship that ended a year ago and I haven't had much luck finding dates since then, so I keep feeling like it's over. I've at least been going to the gym almost every day and I'm looking better, but I still feel lonely on weekends.
>>223564621Kek no you don't, fast food is the one place where there isn't tipping (unless you get it delivered).
>>223562011Sushi is like art in Japan. By which I mean it's for money laundering.
>>223564630Same thing for me. I've been working out, going out on strolls daily and eating better. Lost a lot of weight and I'm ready to step in again to dating autism. I know the cycle is agony but I refuse to give the fuck up. You ARE indispensable. Don't you forget about that.
>>223564683American sushi tastes better than Japanese sushi. They don't have spicy tuna rolls and eel avocado rolls over there. The only good thing is it is cheaper
>>223564707Thanks friend, it's just been hard. I've never been single this long in my entire life so I've been freaking out a little about it. I'm excited to start dating again, I'm just having trouble finding someone. Tinder is ass and IRL seems nearly impossible now, even worse is I work with pretty much just guys and my friends are in LTRs or married and they only hang out with other married couples.
>>223564741Yet again, same issue I'm having lol. Except I mostly work alone and the people I work with are crackheads I have to cat wrangle. I sure the fuck am not taking anyone they could set up with me. Agonize a little longer we project what we get.
>>223564547And we're all going to be morons arguing about flavors and brands
>>223564838I'll need to work on projecting some positive energy then, as I've admittedly still been kind of miserable and depressed. Going to the gym has been good but I still don't like what I see yet and my friends have been busy with work and their wives/girlfriends, so I've been on my own a lot lately. Maybe I need to start reading some books to escape reality for a while, I don't know. I just want to meet someone and see where it goes but doing that first step of actually meeting someone is harder than I thought.
>>223562039>side quests
>>223563966>And it's already precisely sauced, it doesn't need a ketchup bath!
>>223565010Go back to poopfartshitty
>>223562126>three years to master the skeweringDon't you just poke a wooden stick through a slice of meat. What else is there to do? Are the chefs stupid?
>>223565083you just don't understand professionalism. wait until you see how they wash the dishes.
>>223562204I know it's a fake roastiepoastie, but it's always funny to think of women saying shut like this when they know full well that back in their sexual prime they were tonguing Chad butthole within a few hours of meeting him at a bar.
>>223562204meme performative cultureno wonder they lost to china
>>223564383who are you even talking to retard?
>>223565083Uh you have to go counter clockwise THEEEEN clockwise at the right moment but pull out THEEEEN push reaal deep. You couldn't do it, only a real Japanese trained chef can get it.
>>223564477what level of retard is he? there's nothing behind his eyes
>>223564534it's all bland shit with various sauces
>>223565152He is the peak boomer American.
>>223565171He's squarely Gen X. The boomers at least had based things like Tang!™ Pie and Pepto Bismol smoothies.
>>223565152He accidentally gave food poisoning to a church group, has had at least 3 strokes that made him lose feeling in one arm, and admitted that he punched his own kid in the face for smoking weed.
>>223565196>he's only 58I thought he was in his 60s. Holy fuck.
>>223565208>the church brisketKino video of the highest degree. He used brisket he had cooked and frozen a full year earleir as the base of the chilli and then started accusing the judges of being biased before they even tried the chilli just to cope with the impending loss.
>>223562126Actual translation>It took me 3 years to learn to properly poke sticks in the meat, 8 years to evenly slice the meat, and I still fuck up the grilling fairly often>This is why I'm peddling peasant food from a cart to make ends meet rather than having a well paying job
>american food
>>223565242Reminds me of Bob putting mincemeat in his freezer for a year because he thought it was impossible for frozen food to go bad. Then getting dysentery.
>>223565083>>223562126They need to maintain the their jizzat score (japanese izzat)
>>223565277Kek don't know that story but it sounds neat
You know what's better than sushi? Some nice salty smoked salmon and a bagel with cream cheese. Fuck rice.
>>223565301I see Japs on ig constantly trying to maintain jizzat by talking about how much they don't want foreigners in their country. Some of the most racist fucks I've ever met.
>>223564400the second helping of cheese always gets me
>>223565050You're seething, kek
>>223565321You should see what the Chinese and Koreans do, they pretty happily shout the N word in peoples faces.
>>223562030Jiro Nightmares of assfucking
>>223565321asians literally are the most racist people in the worldbut no one cares because they're asian
>>223565349most people don't realize that the english want to genocide the irish and keep trying every few hundred years. it's the same thing really.
>>223565349It's a bullshit double standard. I lived in Japan for 3 years and the amount of racism I experienced as a white man was astounding. The Asians who come here and cry racism make me angry
>>223565321doesnt mean shit when they are importing jeeets lamonips are really cowards irl, they only act tough online
>>223565380
>>223565313based and jewpilled
>>223565380There are plenty of Muslims and South Asians in Japan now. All the convenience stores have some Nepali or Bengali guy. Even the smaller cities have mosques. I am not bullshitting; unless you are living in the far off inaka you will see brown people.In 1990 there were only 3 mosques in Japan, now there are over 160
>>223564491>Taco Bell.i mean they are right it aint mexican. god knows whats in that synthetic slop
>>223565459>god knows whats in that synthetic slopmexicans.
>>223565380kek
Sushi is 80% ingredient quality. It's pretty hard to fuck up Sushi once you've been making it for a few months. All the wank around high end Sushi restaurants is really due to Japanese "master artisan" culture and Westerners buying into the Japanese own marketing hype. The best Ramen I ever had in my fucking LIFE was not in any high end Japanese sushi resturaunt I got dragged too, but literally in a dingy back ally Food court in Sydney Australia (Gumshara). Why? Insane ingredient quality is mostly my guess. Same reason why Fish and Chips tastes 100x better in Aus than in the UK, Shark >>>> Cod as an ingredient. There are of course resturaunts and styles of cuisine where cooking quality matters more, for example French cuisine is phenomenally complex. The Fat Duck is famous for basically what the fuck level actual science bending food. But Japanese food in general is pretty simple, and relies heavily on good ingredient quality.If there is something the Japanese do WAAAAAAAAAY better than anyone else, is focus heavily on getting god-tier strains of certain ingredients.
>>223564362UK ingredient quality is dogshit tier which is what lets down the food. All British food tastes better in Canada/Aus/NZ due to fresher and better quality/varieties of ingredients.
>>223565732not to discount what you're saying but can you give me an example of a british dish that this would apply to? and why didn't you include usa in your better ingredients countries?
>>223565033More of a mustard man myself
>>223565033I agree actually. No sauce on a hotdog.Just sausage in bun.
The best thing about 4chan activity slowing down is that chinks and gooks can’t spam Japan hate threads anymore
>>223565321You subhumans spam hate threads about Japan on /tv/ every day why would you expect them to like you?
>>223562104ThisMy favorite part of the sushi really
>>223565974>hatewe're just having fun dood.
>>223564732Holy sex
>>223564741>>223564838just fuck a trap, it's almost 2027 get with it
>>223566178Man hands are off putting though
>>223565777Fish and Chips for example, in Australia tastes way better because they use shark (flake) instead of low quality cod. Australian's also just do the chips better. UK chips are single fried and generally pretty soggy, Australian chips are double fried.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGbCCLTfsD8Here's those jolly faggots comparing Australian fish and chips to UK.Pies, Australia just uses better ingredients in general, but in particular they perfected pie pastry more than here in the UK, Australian pies don't crumble and fall apart, the bottom crust stays together because it's more like mochi, which means you can easily eat it in your hand without a tin.>why didn't you include usa in your better ingredients countries?Yanks don't do UK dishes, they don't make our sort of pies, they don't do fish and chips etc.
>>223566221not half as off-putting as women these days, inshallah
>>223564416what the hell was leaking so much in that taco???
>>223566728Meat was too wet, he forgot to blow dry it.
>>223566743is this guy autistic?
>>223566781No, he's just a typical old poorfag American and is very low IQ.
>>223562126All this to compensate for the fact that it's all going to turn into shit in about four days.
>>223564732Thank god it's AI.
>>223563966STILL waiting for a.i sloppa to make a version where he gets punched
>>223567326>gets punched Mr. Miyagi or the sushi chuds?
>>223564124Yes, i live there. And no, aside libshit expensive restaurants, no one cares.The kind of "french restaurant" you find in other libshit areas abroad.It tells more about you than you realize.You order, get your order, eat, like in any restaurant.
>>223564519Dam I need a plate of that
>>223562126The best part is they're not saying this as an ironic inside joke, they genuinely believe this bullshit kek
>>223567342Either, but the dude saying its precisely sauced was my thinking
>>223565273>Swaps the slop for normal dough with an obvious cut Lazy. Trevor would never resort to such antics https://youtu.be/c2AVUQVmenw
>>223562126>insufferably pretentiousGermansAustraliansEast Coast Americans
>>223564362>no gloves>indian slopGod save the queen
>>223564362can we have the split pea soup in a bowl and not in the middle of the fucking plate?
>>223562126I don't think he's using the right words to describe what they're mastering. Obviously anyone can grill fish. But to do it consistently every time, over hundreds of thousands of times, every day, 12 hours a day, that's what you're mastering. You're mastering not wanting to kill yourself doing a monotonous task and still doing your absolute best. "All you're going to do is wash rice for 3 years" is standard filtering practice all over the world for any kind of low-skill work.
>>223562039> and can live like thatThe thing is that they really can't.Japan simply got incredibly lucky after the WW2 and their time is running out.First their old money systems were dismantled as US came in, which cleaned the slate completely and redistributed future wealth.Japan also had no military spending as it wasn't allowed, they could pump all of the money back into the economy.They continued their slave style war time economy, which was super efficient due to their ant like work ethic, even if it burned out their people, and the central banking system not being in the picture which guaranteed constant steady growth without ups and downs.This gave Japan a very strong base as a cheap proto Chink manufactorium and they grew like crazy.After seeing this, the central banks wanted to take over Japan and basically kicked the nation into a couple decade long giga bubble.This growth in turn only reinforced the retarded working practices, that were made for the era of cheap slave labor tier existence.Bubble popped, the oldfags didn't die out because they live forever and their extremely shit old performative practices still live on, even if they're not even remotely competitive in a modern world.As a result modern Japan is losing their young workforce to the Chinese, as their working conditions are a lot better and they pay more.Also Japan is about to get the hardest assraping since the 90's due to the +30 years of QE that's been going on and their boomers needing more resources than ever.They're extremely fucked.
>>223567904I have to work with a Japanese company sometimes and it's always like nails on chalkboard. The incompetence hiding behind hierarchy and face saving borders on absurdist.To anyone working with Japanese people it's self evident that they are about to be left behind by the rest of the world forever.
>>223561894I want Trump to visit this guyHe'd ask for his sushi well done
>>223567904Remember when the Japanese were supposed to take over the world in the future? You would see it in cyberpunk settings like Neuromancer
Nigger, it's a 15-year-old movie made by some super-rich New York JewsCan't you guys at least use something different if you just want some anti-Japan circle jerk?
Like, unironically PLEASE grow up, I beg you Modern Japan has NOTHING to do with your chinkgook life in America and Canada
>>223564280>what is there amerimutts didn't do better?Eel pie
>>223566252>they don't do fish and chipsare you retarded?
>>223567767that's parsley sauce you mong
>>223561894Was he involved in WW2 in any capacity? I bet this evil old cunt bayoneted Chinese babies and roasted them over open fires.
>>223562307African American meets African for the first time. She can't believe what she's seeing.
>>223568140Yes that was before america beheaded one of their tech giants
>>223564400Good lord, and I thought I was a glutton for cheese. I'd also never seen the extended version with him scooping up the sauce with his fingers. Gross.
>>223568058Yeah they're far from being as great as people make them to be and not truly competitive. With their economy being in the shitter and about to crash, they're likely going to be owned completely by the Chinks within the next 10-20 years.>>223568140That was precisely because of the super bubble.Banks pretty much printed infinite money for Japan without a question, which made Japan over 40% of the global equity markets.They owned 2% of the entire American commercial real estate too.If Japan actually understood what was going on with the money printing, they would have gone on an even bigger buying spree and they could have taken over the world.But instead they thought it was all just Japanese excellence at work and they got fucked in the end.Also US did take notice and tried fucking them over.If you want to know what kind of a manipulated mess Japanese bank fuckery was and how their economy exploded and imploded, watch this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Ac7ap_MAY
>>223565152Pretty big. I've never such a terrible cook with that level of confidence. At first you think it's an act until you see the real life consequences pile on in later videos. Particularly the stroke arm yet he still continues to add like a lb of cheese to every "dish". I only found out about him from August the Duck's coverage of his videos a few years back he's got quite a few on him if you just want a quick highlight real of Jack.
>>223563966Damn, that is one crispy clean webm
