This was not an appropriate joke for a kid’s movie
>>223561965I've watched this movie before I knew what a virgin means. Back then, I've still thought girls have penises too.
>>223561984I didn’t understand the joke with the bus driver about them desiring children
>>223561984>I've still thought girls have penises toothen you grew up to live in clown world where girls DO have penises!
>>223561965I didnt know what a virgin was after asking my dad when seeing this film>"whats a virgin, dad?">you until your late 40s
>>223561984I always thought a virgin who was someone that's never kissed anyone before and this movie confused me lol
>>223562087Yes, I recognize the irony. I think at some point in my childhood I may have been exposed to futa (they called them shemales back in the day), and it may have formed my expectations.
>>223562137what does your penis look like
>>223561965I've used AI to make erotic stories about this movie and then whacked off to them
>>223561984I remember asking my sisters what a virgin is and they giggled. I still am one today, yeesh
I had such a crush on her in that movie.
>>223562087>>223562137Those aren't girls. Just feminine looking men. You were exposed to gay porn at ab early age. Were you groomed too?
>>223562582less words, more you showing me your penis
>>223562505Your sister let you down. Coulda hooked you up with a friend
>>223561965I've seen both those actresses naked (American Beauty and Ray Donovan). Before you call me pedo the fat one was 17 in the Kevin Spacey movie.
>>223561965I didn't get it as a kid. It wasn't meant for me, it was meant for fathers, or older girls. Just as planned
>>223562779It was a body double in American Beauty. Sorry to ruin it for you, but if you pay attention the scene it's obvious
>>223561965>no I dont I said I liked yours!!
>>223562505giggle
>>223562831Honestly I thought it was CGI cause either that or this bitch has the longest neck in the world. But then you look at her neck irl, it's fucking long and she says it's her so idk.
>>223562970I don't care what she says, the thick window pane divider that separates her face and breasts, and her lack of motion, where she's clearly trying to be as still as possible to make inserting a body double easier, it's just too obvious.
>>223562831Not a body double. You see her entire face and CGI was beyond primitive back then to even try putting her face on a double without it looking comedically bad
>>223563133CGI was not that primitive. And the shot is framed in a way to make it extremely easy even if they were using 1980s technology.
>>223563179Retard. This is the kind of subhuman who thought Cersei's nude walk of shame in Game of Thrones was flawless CGI.
>>223563179computers didnt do cgi in the 80s either
>>223563202What a random and irrevelant thing to bring up. I accept your concession
>>223563063Man I agree with you. I know what I said but deep down I knew there was some fuckery going on with that window.
>>223563205Computer graphics have been around since the 70s, ignoramus. Movies like Tron and Last Starfighter were relying on CG graphics in the early 80s.
>>223563218Brownoid fecal matter can't understand how someone would bring up a face swap onto a body double nude when discussing whether another production had a possible face swap onto a body double nude.
Listen. The only way our community can solve this conundrum is by posting the evidence.No snitching and we'll figure the truth out together.
>>223563241>ignoramusin the 80s computers couldnt do shit for movies, the exception was last starfighter and tron
>>223563179Listen zoomer boy, CGI was beyond primitive in early 2000s to even think about using it to glue on an actresses face onto a double. Not to mention to extremely expensive since only Industrial Light and Magic and and few other did CGI at that rime.
Soon we'll have high quality entirely AI generated porn.People will create the optimal variations of porn based on human feedback.This will, as science suggests, lean towards neoteny.We'll have endless AI porn of very young looking girls (as well as all the other stuff) and there is no rationale to stop it that stands up to logic.OP's post in contrast, as insincere as it is, will look very naive in the VERY close future.This isn't some "natural" argument, at this point i think there is enough evidence to simply state its inevitability, whether you agree or disagree. The communication age is the age that is pre-truth, the post-absolute-truth world is going to be very interesting.
Mena Suvari had just turned 19 but according to her tell all book she was fucking crew members including "Big Dick Brad", a camera man with a huge penis but only lasted 2 minutes. Mena was bigly disappointed.She wrote this in her book. Meanwhile Hayden said the worst thing that happened to her is a yacht trip with a British musician? I'd buy that for a dollar.
>>2235634132 minutes? Impressive!
>>223563446Kek I thought the same thing as I read it. A lowly crew member got to fuck one of the lead actresses? I'd bust just thinking about it on set.Mena is nuts though. She just tattooed her tits.
>>223563493>A lowly crew member got to fuck one of the lead actresses?I dont believe it
>>223563543Happens more than you think. Usually a key grip
>>223563623never me though, of course.
>>223563671Carrie Fisher famously fucked the boom mic operator and she loved it. Sure she was on coke but Mena was a self professed meth-head.
>>223563413>>223563446>>223563493Physiognomy is real. Girls that look like sluts are sluts.
>>223561984Wow Henry Darger posts on tv
>>223563413I also struggle to last longer than 2 minutes.Oh well.
>>223565271I don't blame you. Even the ugly actresses were hotter than the mutts we have today. RIP
>>223561965What the hell is a yabo
>>223563446SrxSuvwri sexhyy
>>223563265Shat up looser
>>223561965The movie was loaded with adult humor and darker subject material. I dunno if it's strictly a "kid's movie"
>>223563493>>223563543>A lowly crew member got to fuck one of the lead actresses?It’s because he was the Best Boy.
Why was the little sister blocking Max?
>>223563265You're a fucking idiot, kys
>>223563241>relying oncocksucker, there was literally a green grid in the opening credits and that was itwhy do fucking faggot niggerfaggots always have to overplay their hand proving they don't know shit
>>223567394There is CGI throughout, retard
in 1999, cgi was a thing, you zoomers
>>223561965I don't get it. What is a yabo.
>>223568367ai doesnt get it either
>>223568367>>223568495Yabos are boobies. Back to the debate whether Thora Birch's nudity was real or not, again I always felt it was fake but if you look at her yabos they hang low just like in the film. "stomach boobs" is what I called them as a kid, old ladies who titties hang over their gut.
>>223568892how dated is this phrase
>>223568965Yabos or "stomach boobs"?
>>223568982yabos
imagine if boobs actually came out of the stomach area
>>223561965Back then we didn't coddle children and shelter them from basic facts of reality. Like that girls have yabos and boys like them. Sorry if that offends you troony toons.
>>223563324The sopranos did it
>>22356898880s slang. Think it might be Yiddish or Jewish or something.>>223568999Ms. Ledbetter my 100 years old 3rd grade teacher was "stomach boobs" and on the last day of school she kissed us goodbye on the lips. 80s were wild man!
>>223569080Jewish is a religion. Yiddish is a pidgin language.
>>223568999probably get shirts like this instead, i take comissions btw
>>223569026>Back then we didn't coddle children and shelter them from basic facts of reality.Im 37 and I still HATE the fact women shit and poop... Fucking gross and male coded
>>223569080>80s slang. Think it might be Yiddish or Jewish or something.that kind of explains why I've never come across it. thanks
>>223563413I don't doubt that she slept with people, but I seriously doubt she was sleeping with the film crew so openly. Sounds very fake and made up for drama. Most actresses keep that behavior low key. Especially in the 1990s and 2000s when the world didn't have social media yet and actresses still had a public "image" to maintain. If actresses did sleep with people, they usually slept with producers, directors, or other people in positions of power that could help their careers. Occasionally their fellow male co-stars too. But low level crew members? Camera operators? Lmao. Definitely not.
>>223569111You're welcome. Hey I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.
>>223569094I fear people would start calling them female testicles
>>223569080i had a 3rd grade teacher named Mrs. Glass and she was this evil angry woman
>>223561965What always disturbed me about this movie was the little girl that gets soul sucked at the beginning. And sarah Jessica parker's shota comments in scenes.
>>223569320>And sarah Jessica parker's shota comments in sceneswait what
>>223569374Director's Cut. SJP grabs the kid from Eerie Indiana's crotch and says, >"I wanna give this young broomstick a ride! Hee hee!"
>>223569417i demand a youtube link
>>223569417>Witchcraft, child sacrifice,etc = normal.>/ss/ scene = Dark versionAmericans are weird.
I can fully believe a movie about Lina Medina was made during the 90s
>>223562595coulda hooked up with his sister too
>>223562790why'd they leave out the frame where he looks at her
>>223562096My dad told me a similar joke except about the 40 year old virgin
This movie sucks fuckin dick and is completely propped up by the "I put a spell on you" scene which isnt even that good either
>>223569747If it was so horrible why did it get a sequel? Was Halloweentown a cheap knock off?
>>223563623>Happens more than you think. Usually a key gripNo. It usually above the line people like a Producer or Director.
>>223570325Halloweentown is unironically better.
>>223569095Kek, I never got that. I don't recall ever believing that girls didn't poop or fart. But then again I never believed in cooties either and had a big crush on a girl in my kindergarten class.
>>223568367>>223568495New England slang for breasts
>>223569320>And sarah Jessica parker's shota comments in scenes.Those were my favorite parts :) I'd definitely fallen victim to her if I was in that movie.
>>223570392Huh. Thank you too.
>>223570392And then she ended up getting yabos! Amazing
>>223570445she didnt just get yabos, she got bazongas.
>>223561965No joke she did have some nice yabos in "Ladybugs". There's a scene of her running in a sports bra. Brandis definitely tapped it irl.
>>223570474>brandis>straightlmao
>>223570474>her hand is on his cockbased
>>223561984>>223562118This kid is like 14 and they give him shit about still being a virgin
>>223566231Read the the thread we kind of figure it out.>>223566877Same shit happened in "Adventures in Babysitting". Little sisters are the pits!>>223569417Remember when little girls were using Harry Potter magic brooms to cum?
>>223561984>I've watched this movie before I knew what a virgin means. Back then, I've still thought girls have penises too.Girls do have penises, its called a clitoris. If you look at one you can tell its a penis. Also vaginal lips are basically made of scrotum skin.
>>223569090wrong. judaism is both a religion and a race
>>223570741God who cares shut up
>>223570741Only /pol/ believes this
>>223570762you dont hate chuds enough
>>223563331What the hell did he mean by this?
>>223563331in the future people will only be able to get hard at real women, because it will be the most taboo porn of all. Holy shit, is.... she (gulp) real?
>>223561965In all fairness Vinessa Shaw did have a nice pair in the movie.
>>223571236The writer rewrote the lines after he saw her
>>223571262and her embarrassment in the scene is real
