>NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART!!!>This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow>Pirate so brave on the seven seas>A mystical quest to the Isle of Tortuga>Raven locks sway on the ocean's breezehttps://youtu.be/hqidLUQhI_E
https://youtu.be/2yE5u0f3msE
He really put in a good performance it's impressive
>>223562197>"THIS WHOLE TOWNS A PUSSY....JUST WAITING TO BE FUUUUUUCKED"
Good, but it's no Bad Idea Jesns
>>223562239I read he initially didnt want to do it because he thought it would make him look stupid but yeah he was so good at it that I saw him in a better light. I only knew who he was from the movie Office Space.
>>223562197As someone who only knew Michael Bolton from the hatred he got from Office Space, this was a really good career move since it made him seem cool.
>>223562197I just started a rewatch of Pirates of The Carribean because I was like 10 when they came out and I have to say... they are fucking amazing. I highly recommend anyone here who hasnt seem them in a while to rewatch them with an adult eye. Not only do they hold up, they are fantastic.
They made Michael wear the dress
>>223562271I am also not this guy >>223562260 despite our posts being a minute apart.
>>223562197Kek this takes me back. Used to love Lonely Island as a kid
>>223562271>>223562260What the..!?
>>223562197Just for the record, he WOULD kill hitler with a time machine. Just so we're clear.
>>223562290would.
>>223562260>>223562271>>223562298Thats actually pretty wild lmao but I believe you... hivemind and all that i guess..
>>223562197I think I smirked once.Is this seriously what people burst out laughing at?
>>223562197>tfw in high school and dad had a boat and I'm on a Boat comes out and all the boys are singing it on the cruise out of the no wake zone
>>223562466You had to be alive (and conscious) in the 2000s to understand, kid.
>>223562466Read global rule 2
>>223562487fuck, that song was so good. how were these 3 nerds so good at music
>>223562197This song stopped me from killing myself
>>223562814then your life wasn't worth much to begin with
I don't care if it's cliche and now it's cool to hate it, the Christopher Walken More Cowbell sketch is the best thing SNL has ever done.
>>223562828I got a friend named Reggie who lives down at the dump, every other week I swing by and bring him some lunch
>>223562197Michael Bolton would be nothing without Office Space
>>223562887Yo, I got hepatitis C from a horse, but no confusion, it wasn't from the sex it was a blood transfusion.
>>223562509>need a few things from the grocery >do things alone now mostly>left me heart broken not looking for love>surprise in my eyes when I look above>the check out counter and I saw her face>my heart stood still so did time and space >she turned to me that's when she said it>looked me dead in the face and asks cash or creditAnd I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
>>223562345they have a good podcast where each episode they discuss a digital short or another project they worked on, and it's pretty good
>>223562503>You do not talk about /b/.?
Lonely kino
>>223562847legendary, and also Fey as Palin, I can rewatch those and still laugh
This ain't my dad THIS IS A CELLPHONE
>>223563618rhyming grocery and mostly is bretty gud
>>223563955After Jorma broke his pelvis falling from a ladder hanging birthday party decorations, someone commented on their podcast episodeHappy birthday to the GROUND
>go on boat >T pain starts playing in my head subconsciously
>>223562847Will Ferrel had a generational run, the Robert Goulet rap covers sketch is spectacular.
>>223563618The bruce Willis verse ruined sixth sense for me because id never seen it and now I never can because I know the twist >:(
>>223562240The girl who played Tony's wife in this skit in insanely hot
>>223564077she's inherently compared against pfeiffer and i am disappointed
>>223564066so it won't make you jizz in your pants big deal
>Roll up to her crib with some Bartles and James>Hop off the bus with the Alizé>Now hold up, playa, what you diggity-doin' here?>I should diggity-ask you the same
>>223562197Adam Sandberg and the other two guys wow, I haven't seen them in a while.
>>223562290Better looking than literally any troon
>>223566339>GET REJECTED>SWALLOW SADNESS>SEND SOME FAXES
>>223562197>CensoredBut why.
>>223562197Why did this group just suddenly stop? They were pretty popular
>>223562290She cute.Name?
For me, its Lazy Sundayhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sRhTeaa_B98
Dear sister, by the time you read this i'll be dead...
>>223562345>as a kid
everyone was wearing fingerless gloves
>>223564247Jews which makes sense why their music is so gay and degen.
My name is Tony Montanyuh
>>223562274I can’t remember at which one they fall off but yeah the first two at least are actually very fun movies.
>>223562240He really looked pretty cool as Tony.
>>223568512he actually seems like a good actor, id put him in some kino for sure
Picrel is lowkey their best albumHere is the second song that Michael Bolton did with them after Jack Sparrow:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtAECfl4iwY
>>223567179Classichttps://youtu.be/vmd1qMN5Yo0
wow she looks just like Jenney
The Samburg, Timberlake trilogy has still gotta be my favourite>It would be my honor to be your new Stepfather>It would be my honor to be your new stepf𝓪therhttps://youtu.be/Rt0spqQtMKghttps://youtu.be/X0DeIqJm4vMhttps://youtu.be/Pi7gwX7rjOw
I just listened to the first two Lonely Island albums the other day, for the first time in a long time, and they still hold up. The skit tracks are still weak af, imo. But the songs are pretty much all bangers.
>>223567110Samberg cut the dead weight so he could make it in Hollywood.
>>223568448I think by 3 they were already getting too formulaic with the subversions, but by 5 you're like just stop making these already. So just stop at the third one, is what I would recommend. Those movies are loooong.The Ocean's Trilogy holds up much better than I remembered, as well. Like 1 is goated, but I remembered not liking either 2 or 3, but one of them was not bad. On a rewatch many years later I like all 3 now.
>>223562290humiliation ritual'd
>>223569386hes man enough to dress as a woman
>>223562197>I aint no mr. nice guy >more like the meet you, take you home, and fuck you twice guyAlways makes me laugh
>>223562290>Bolton later said that he felt uncomfortable about dressing up in drag as Julia Roberts in Erin Brockovich, and that he was "terrified to look in the mirror".
>>223570193HES A FUCKING BIGGOT
>>223564148GOAT
ITS NOT GAY IF ITS IN A THREEWAY
>>223564148WOAT
>>223564148I always thought this was overrated. So many better lonely island songs
>>223568808They should've invited JT to join The Lonely Island. He really elevated their music.>I GOT MY DIGITAL CAMERA>I'M GONNA MAKE YA MOMMA DO MILLION POSES
>>223568760His face looks like he's endorsing her AIDs
>>223562345>As a kid
>>223562260>>223562271All are one.
>>223567162I laughed so hard I almost blacked out first time I watched this. It’s the Matthew Perry bit that did it. I have no idea why.
>>223571939>It’s the Matthew Perry bit that did it.
>>223567110>>223568863They're all 3 making movies, the other 2 are directors. Akiva remade naked gun with Liam Neeson.
>>223567206BOYUHLD GUH-UUHSS
>>223562197HERE WE GO
>>223572432my bad, i didnt cut enough from the last one
>>223563618>>need a few things from the groceryI still say this to this day whenever I need to go shopping.
Love I'm So Humble>Bar none, I am the most humble-est>Number one at the top of the humble list>My apple crumble is by far the most crumble-est>But I act like it taste bad outta humblenesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKIZesnQstQ
>>223562197>bing bong brothers is 20 years old
Sorry not into the cornell 7 fratboy style humor or songs, given the recent events.
Damn Natalie you a crazy chickYO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SUCK MY DICK!
>>223567110maybe they wanted to go out on top and maybe they also realized that it's kind of sad to continue trying to do juvenile humor when you're middle-aged.
>>223568712>they made the two chinlets stand in profilehumiliation ritual
>>223562197lonely island is just astroturfed jews using their daddies connections to get on snl and make their shitty videosnever got that rap video either, nor the one with natalie portman
>>223562509iirc they purchased all of the "beats" and, sorry to say, but you don't really have to be good at music to rap or write funny rhymes
>>223562197Best joke
ITS MY DICK IN YOUR RAPE HOLE
>>223572650>maybe they also realized that it's kind of sad to continue trying to do juvenile humor when you're middle-agedWhich is a good reason why South Park should have been canceled around season 20, if not earler.
>>223562197The Lonely Island were exactly as funny as you remember them being when you were 14.
The sushi glory hole video is pretty damn funny
>>223562239This and that shitty Valentines special he did were remarkably good for what they are
>>223574098From far away it's very easy to hate, but then I'll find myself giggling at some retarded one off line they did like>My dads not a phone!!!! DUH!!!!
>>223562197OP is correct, that said my personal favourite will always be https://youtu.be/jVhlJNJopOQ?si=CCWJd3EDbXQ6lEqa
>>223574315>...they're making more?
>>223574061precisely
>>223574315kino
>>223562466they are the blink182 of parody song groups
