Is /tv/ still a Xena board?
>>223562886Its a Callisto board.
>>223563048It's a Gabriel board.
>>223563048based
>>223562886always herc and raimi, but xena is okay too
>>223562886>>223563048>>223563076tummy KINO
for me it's discord
>>223562886Sure. I'm watching it right now.
Lucy flawless
For me? It's Xena, you guys can have all the side hoes I'll stick to the oc.
>>223564408I got to season 2 but kinda noped out at the part with the centaurs and her son. I thought writers pulled out that bullshit when they run out of ideas but it's only season 2!
>>223562886>>223563048>bad bitch kinothis tv show has done irreparable damage to 8 year old me
More like Lucy Flawless.
>>223563048Based tummy enjoyer.
tongue punch in the belly hole
can you stream Xena / Hercules anywhere?
>>223563048I don't share your taste
>>223565588DUBS OF TRUTH! HOW BASED
>>223565907theyre perfect
>>223562886What is this show about? Some kind of princess warrior?
>>223563443post the smithy webm already
Xena gave me a mommy fetish as a kid but a few years ago I found out Lucy was in her twenties while filming Xena. She looked so mature for some reason.
>>223563048fpbp
>>223565907Great tits
>>223566203wtf is a mommy fetish?
>>223562886riding my dick>>223563048riding my face>>223563076licking my balls>>223564228brutally mocking and chastising the other girls for doing a shit job at pleasing me
>>223567058sexy older woman
>>223567058You want an older woman who will take care of you and also take the lead in the relationship so you can put in the absolute minimum of effort
>>223565724I love that webm
For me it was Sabrina.
>>223563076Gabriel had such an ugly, punchable manly face and I am convinced everyone that liked her as a teen was a closet fag and chubby chaser
>>223562886This series is so unfathomably based I can't put it into words.
>>223565772Aphrodite is the most perfect casting ever
>>223566203Jesus christ....
>>223565588>>223565888HOH! HOOOOH!
>>223565772>>223568454S E XEX
>>223567290sounds abusive
>>223568548Who's the brunette on the left?
>>223568636That's Amanda Lister as the Goddess Athena
>>223562886I watched some episodes of this show as a kid, and I seem to remember that it featured lesbians pretty early on, and the two main leads were a couple. Is my memory true?
>>223569058Not at all. Xena fucks like 50 different men over the course of the show. Her sidekick Gabrielle marries a man in Season 2. The sapphic Xena/Gabrielle subtext is just a running joke for the first four seasons, but when the head writer R.J. Stewart took a break from the show to work on Cleopatra 2525, Roberto Orci and Alex Kurztman (two of the biggest faggots to ever work in Hollywood) took over the position and made the subtext much more blatant and they basically become a couple, but it's never explicitly stated, and Xena is still clearly attracted to men.
>>223569103>Alex KurztmanWait, why does this name sound familiar?Oh. Oh no. Oh God. THIS GUY worked on Xena? THIS GUY? How the mighty have fallen.
>>223569103He made them "soulmates" who will be bound throughout all of their reincarnations, but they will never fuck.
>>223569054Thanks king
>>223565907do people actually have sex like this
>>223569224>but they will never fuckProven false in Day in the Life
>>223569224It's implied they have a threesome with Ares in "Old Ares Had a Farm"
>>223562886JA JA JA JA JAJA
>>223567858I dated a girl who looked like her in college and I never knew why I found her face so hot until several years later when I saw a random clip of Sabrina and I was like oh thats why.
>>223568013As compared to Lucy Lawless??? Surely you jest anon.
>>223568013I find her ugly in the early seasons with her chubby plain face and boring clothes. But she gets into shape and becomes leaner beginning in season 4, and starts dressing much sexier, and becomes pretty hot. Nowhere near Xena or Callisto level though
>>223567290How come when men do the domestic side of things it's the bare minimum but when women are expected to do them it's horrible exploitative unpaid labor?
>>223570317No it isn't. They sleep in the same bed, but they do not fuck, despite Ares best efforts.
>>223562886>>223563048yes>>223563076no
>>223570457Both my mom and stepmom make their husbands do equal amount of domestic chores despite both women being unemployed while my dad and stepdad work 60-80 hours a week to support their lifestyle. Women are just entitled
>That time Xena corrupted Lucifer and basically created Satan, Gabrielle was ready to fuck Joxer's son, and everyone had an orgy until the angels of the lord decided to be cock blockers.
>>223567058Are you 10 years old?
>>223570457Well, if the man is doing it and the woman works, then it's the man reproducing the woman's labour power.
>>223570523Wow peak emasculation. If women are entitled, the men who enable them are just as guilty and weak.
>>223570583That doesn't make any sense tho, because men cannot get pregnant.
>>223569130>Wait, why does this name sound familiar?Because it's another name for "cancer".
>>223571999What does this have to do with reproducing one's labour power?
>>223570457Because men stopped beating them when they say and do retarded shit.
>>223572132Pretty basic biology, women cannot work when heavily pregnant and right after. Men don't have boobs either, and breast feeding is much better for the child compared to bottles. And women are able to make more labourers than the amount of labour they could ever produce themselves, being a mother is peak female preformance.
Does the Xena channel on PlutoTV ever air Hercules sometimes?
>>223572151Have you ever been beaten?
>>223563076i would make sex with her vagena
>>223562886It's amazing how this low budget, serialized TV show from 30 years ago has better costuming than modern hundred million dollar budget movies.
>>223572712
>>223563076B A S E DASED
>>223566203alcohol
The musical episode was sublime kino.
>>223572222foid
>>223572871based but wtf is tcap?
>>223562886>show created by men>>223572848>show created by women
I remember when my pp would get hard looking at women like these. Turns out porn and alcohol has ruined me and I'm only 30.
Mentally you appear to be 16.
You could've at least given me a (You). Frogposters never hurt anyone.
>>223572848>foreskin armornever gets old
>>223574008>Bagiński also said that they wanted to make Nilfgaard feel like a strange force coming from different lands. “It was quite important to make them look alien, in a way,” he said. “They are different. It’s a huge group of people coming from the south who are almost just aliens.”Cope.
Am afraid not,it's all about brown girls and that whore with down and average tits
>>223562886She was hawt in BSG too
>>223563076This is a Ween board.https://youtu.be/g6BTBYLxq4Q
>>223565851Yeah
>>223574029>muh alien>copeNilfgaard is Roman Empire with Mages how do you fuck up something that simple?Bagiński should have stopped smoking weed while watching Discovery Channel late at night
>>223572203I am talking about labour power; if both in a household work, both should share the burdens of the household. Traditionally, it was the woman doing that. Today, a woman could sustain a household on her salary. So if she has a man, he would be burdened with reproducing her labour power i.e. cook and take care of her so she can rest and replenish herself to go be a drone the next day.
>>223568013mr and my best friend used to call her meatball while watching it.
>>223573409why not stop watching porn and drinking?
>>223574454I don't hate Renne O'Connor and I like her chemistry with Lawless but I do think the show could have been even better with someone hotter as Gabrielle
>>223576066she wasnt supposed to be hot she was supposed to be cute and innocent
I did a series marathon a few years back but didn't end up watching the finale.
