What was his fucking problem?
Repressed negro homosexuality
he wanted to be buck broken but didn't know how to ask.
>character named Doakes>he croakes
>>223563167he was madly in love with Dexter
>>223563167he's a manlet and a niggerhow would you be?
>>223563167His problem was that his coworker was a serial killer
>>223563187>>223563214>>223563223>>223563403>>223564181You would never say this to his face.
sex with deb
>>223563167I dropped the show after he dies. Just no point to continuing.
>>223564251Smart thinking i stuck around for Astor but i should have thrown in the towel earlier.
>>223564251>>223564291Dexter is a one season show. Ice cock killer is kino and after that it falls off a cliff.
Maybe around season 6 it was terrible, but makes up for season 7, but at par kind of cringe at the same time. Season 8 didn't help either, but it was good. Only to see Masuka's daughter's titties and all. Meanwhile They had to get rid of the Harrison's armpit girlfriend for a negress for the new season of Resurrection
>>223564234word
>>223563167besides that big ass forehead?
>>223564198>you wouldn't be stupid enough to enrage a retarded fagroidTrue
>>223564635He has a big brain.
>>223564443>armpit girlfriendWat
>>223564826She has hairy arm pits. Sorry lol
>>223564736UUUU
>>223564304Two seasons, but yes it does fall a cliff after.
>>223563167Too zesty for this world.
>>223564601Wait what is she saying?
>>223565656>I'm tired of jerking you off
>>223564234Why'd they make her go from wanting kids to hating them?
>>223563167Simply just being an awkward autistic white adult male literally puts Blacks into a frenzy on par of flat out calling them niggers
>>223563167He was always blowing up about nothing.
He’s probably just racist to be honest >OMFG A QUIET WHITE PERSON? I JUST CANT
>>223563403Confirm
>>223563403
>>223563167How could a man be so bulked up on top, but still have such a fat ass?
>>223563167Never saved 5he nigger a doughnut.
>>223564234She smells like preparation h.
>>223564234This is the woman you lust after.
>>223566507Personally I do this at work.Everyone thinks I'm awesome.All for $20 every Friday.
>>223563167This is an exaggerated example of how coworkers treat people that don't fit in or generally act like an autist.
>>223566596It's not that Dexter didn't fit in. He was clearly at LEAST a sociopath if not the psychopath he actually was, and Doakes was really good at reading people.
>>223566617Dexter fit in, but he was definitely kind of weird. Have you seen those videos without his internal monologue?
>>223563167Inbthe books, Doakes was ex special forces and did a lot of bad shit and saw himself in Dexter, someone he suspected did a lot of bad shit too and vented his self hatred for the war crimes he did onto Dexter TV Show, Doakes was a bully pure and simple and despised that Dexter was insanely popular with his coworkers in spite of being nerdy and socially awkward.
>>223566520yes
>>223566520I'd glaze her donut if you know what I mean
>>223568242This is her twin.
>>223564304Actually it falls off after the last couple of episodes. The rest of the season is sloppa.
>>223563167Doakes was ex special forces and did tours and black ops in Africa, South America and the ME and saw a lot of really evil shit in that time, where reading someone right was the difference between life and deathhe knew something was not just a little off but waaay off about dexter, Doakes intuitively could smell the blood on Dexter's hands, that he was a Wolf in sheepskin.subconsciously he could sense Dexter was very dangerous he still should have been fired or suspended multiple times for that level of harassment of a coworker.I dont have "killer sense" but I can sense and intuit when someone is "shady" and more than they let on, I have been able to spot european Ex special forces with just a once over and a single moment of eyecontact.ex mil and off duty cops just give off a "vibe" and also there is something about their "look" that always gives it away.I have lived in high trust communities and also have lived in hood ghettos without getting mugged simply by knowing who to avoid or not engage or let follow me home or bait me into following them somewhere.Doakes represents that "sense" in a character.he just KNEW that dexter was not the meek nice little sheepdog he pretended to be.doesnt help dexter was clearly in fighting shape and so imagining him making dead bodies and moving them was not hardif dexter had simply larped as a freak into bdsm roleplay and convinced doakes he went to clubs for that sort of thing and maybe showed him his collection of horse porn he might of thrown doakes off his trail for a long time"oh shit i knew sumtim was weird about you Morgan, holy shit you are one sick freak!!" (but not illegal)
>>223568431Doakes was a Ranger. He wasn't Special Forces.
>>223568435>corrects me
>>223563167He was correctKeep in mind that whenever Dexter has those inner monologues he goes completely silent, he was a massive weirdo AND a murderer so Doakes was right
for me, it's whenever he would finish dexters thoughts
>>223563167He is the Bay Harbour MF. Glad he stopped killing people.
>>223568770Sorry, this is America. It's the Bay Harbor.
>>223568797Nope, Fuck George Washington and his Trifold treasonous hat. Rule Britannia
>>223568797sorry this is boston, it's the bay hahbah
>I knew him back in haiti, he stunt on my coochwhat did doakes mean by this?
>>223564443>Meanwhile They had to get rid of the Harrison's armpit girlfriend for a negress for the new season of ResurrectionFucking seriously? Please tell me you're trolling, she was great. What the fuck am I going to watch with her now, where is she???
>>223569102you fuckin retahd
>>223564251same here anon, the best thing about the show was how he and dexter interactedeverything else such as dexter's love life, campy murder plots don't hold as goodimo the show Hannibal is way better than dexter since it takes the insane homolust between the protag and the villain to a whole level above
>that episode where the glowies cover up him straight up murdering a guy while on duty
>>223567420In the books Doakes lost his hands, feet and tongue. I remember being disappointed that they left the crazy doctor out of the TV series.
>>223566532can confirm, there's a woman at my office that brings pastries every Friday and I love her.
>>223568431This is why Masuka never got caught and explains the absurd flaunting of fetishes, screencap this post for when he comes back as a serial killer in the next season.
>>223564234in a cargo box?
>>223571320I'd stick my thai furniture set in her cargo box
