Was Norm just a NEET who hung out in a bar instead of a basement?
Looking like you're a twink in your 30s means low t. Mean are supposed to age and look rough and rigid. Yes, you are supposed to have wrinkles and chud lines those are natural. "Looksmaxxing" is for effeminate men who want to look like twinks forever.
>>223563922he had to have been employed, he could afford to drink at a bar every day
>>223563946Shitty diet copeDrink some water
>>223563922One on the left looks 50. One on the right looks 45 and retarded. Uncs really got no more fashion sense than boomers.
>>223563950he ran a tab for 11 seasons, guy
>>223563986I drink water, eat clean, workout, and still have chud lines at 37, it is what it is.
>>223563922>Was Norm just a NEET who hung out in a bar instead of a basement?I mean, Norm was actually social and would hang out at a bar. Presumably to escape having to spend time at home with his wife Vera. The weird one was Cliffy Clavin. Who lived with his mother.
>>223563992Wasn't there some story about Sam owing him or having a soft spot for him because he helped Sam when he was younger?
>>223563922wrinkles are airbrushed on the right, dishonest post
>>223563922>facial hair makes people look younger nowadaysWhat's up with that
>>223564095no, he let Norm's tab go unpaid because he felt sorry for him but at one point towards the end of the series Norm won some money on a bet and used it to buy Sam a boat (his had sank a few years before) to "pay him back"
>>223563922Vsauce Michael Here™ made an entire video based off that tweet.
>>223563922Looks like beardfat
>>223563946wasnt that mostly just sun exposure aging people faster in previous generations
>>223563987fashion is for girls, you know?
LOOOOOOL
>>223563946The guy on the right does not look like a twink
back in the day you could have no job or work every now and again and afford to sit and hang out in a bar and drink all day
>>223563946Uglycel copeLooking like a twink is just hair genetic luck and having a toned body Bald bloated freaks are disgusting to look at
>>223563946yes by all means get on gear and have your forehead look like a prune at 30
>>223566609Nah, if you can pass for a teenager in your 30's, there's something going on. You probably do have low T.Men are supposed to look a little bit like Fred Flintstone, or Sean Connery if they're lucky. "looksmaxxing" is also very homo-coded. It's effete to care too much about your looks as a man. It signals to other men that you're not someone who can be relied upon to get a job done. Can you imagine people going over the top in WW1 being concerned about their perms? It's a bad look.
>>223563922They ironed out the forehead wrinkles thougheversneedit
>>223563997i had chud lines when i was younger but not anymore. maybe my fat deposits moved after enough cut/bulk cycles or something
>>223566668this. i also try to keep my sweaty shirts in a moldy pile on the floor to make sure they have a very manly musk to them when i go for a hotpocket top up. and also i don't wash my ass or wipe because it'd be kinda "gay" to touch my own butthole. by doing these things, i ensure that i'm never gay, no matter what kinda thoughts i might have
>>223566698You're joking, but you're unironically right.
There are two haircuts for a man:Short, which signals "I'm no nonsense, and here to get the job done"Long, which signals "I'm a little bit wild, and I'm too busy roaming around in the woods and foraging to take care of myself"Anything else is homosexuality.If you're "getting your hair done" and putting on makeup and fashionable clothes, you're doing it because you're trying to attract another man to come and fuck you. That's what you're signalling to the world.
>>223563946You have bad diet, dna and lifestyle.
>>223563922Hate to break it to you, Ashley. That camera angle ain't fooling anyone, you're a fatty under the disguise of instagram filters and camera angles.
>>223563946Biggest cope I've ever heard lmaoLiterally nobody wants to look at a wrinkly old man
Most eps he was dodging his accounting and tax service job. There are eps where he gets fired and one where he secretly LIVES in the bar.
>>223568306The old man goal should be something like Charles Bronson.
>>223563946Uh no not at all. You're just unhealthy/insecure and coping
>>223563922who the fuck is norm
>>223563922we see him at work in atleast one episode so no.
>>223563950>grandparents growing up tell me they were "dirt poor" and there were days they even struggled to afford food>chain smoked their whole life, gambled every day and drank at the pub regularlyboomer life really was just that easy
>>223563946I think Charles Bronson looks way cooler than any twink
>>223563922For all the show's constant portraying Norm as some fat lazy piece of shit loser, he was still not exactly that kind of low class alcoholic they claimed him to be.>Guy almost never got drunk in the entire show, like one time on non alcoholic beer somehow>He was still clean cut, shaved, wore a suit and tie every day>Pretty much in control of himself the whole series, never raging, or depressed, or really any mood swings or self destructing>Seemed like a genuinely friendly kind of guy that liked socializing more than anythingHe's a weird contradiction here. I got the impression he was some rich nepo hire writer (hoping to be an author some day!) concept of what a low class drunk piece of shit loser was. From someone who has never once been in a bar before, or met an alcoholic at all ever. And they write just some guy...that liked beer and sports, and did not have tons of work motivation to climb ladders and pull up bootstraps.
>>223563922Naah, not Norm. He was just some guy trying to avoid his wife. Cliff absolutely would have been the basement NEET that spends all day arguing with 12 year olds about meaningless trivia of old shows and stupid shit like that.
>>223564095Norm was in the same spot in the previous incarnations of the bar before Sam bought it. He kind of came with the property. But everyone in the place loved Norm so Sam always let him run up a tab.
>>223566606Pretty sure he just lived off Vera's income. The bigger economic difference was Carla being able to raise 5 kids, and own a house while working as a waitress with tips.
