The great debate
>>223564726No Debecki? She even has a sort of avian name
>>223564726I don't care what the School of Nintendo™ taught you, Samus Aran was black
The blonde one. The weird distance between her eyes makes her look like a weird anime drawing come to life. Perfect to cast an animated character
but the zero suit won't be latex so i shant't be watching it
>>223564726It should be Brie, Samus needs to have boobaAnya is for elven roles
>>223564754>was blackthe same color as poop?why would anyone in their right mind willingly create a fictional character like that
>>223564767For a character that's in a heavy combat suit 99% of the time?
Marrige with Samus!
Idris Elba
Chris Stuckmann will be directing
her time
>>223564796She has to look good also without her suit off. Samus is stacked and Brie can portray that better
>>223564767you think that spiteful roastie is going to wear anything less than a burka?
>>223564726Here's the official concept art for Samus in the movie! :)
>>223566461
I already have video game movie fatigue.
>>223566471I can't even remember the last new film or tv show I watched, it's all absolute fucking dogshit and has been for over a decade. I don't even know why I'm here except maybe to banepost.
>>223564726Sydney Sweeney
>>223564763>twitch channels
>>223566467she's such a quirky chungus
>>223566461wtf is that abomination
>>223566483apple tv has some watchable slop but most tv and movies are a waste of time these days, throwing on episode 1 isn't too much time commitment, can skip the trashyou should watch From for the memes and the final season next year, s1 is pretty good at least Silo s1 was decent and s3 ending was good, final season next year looks promising
>>223566594She's safe from your male gaze, chud
Brie is too old to play Samus now
>Leaked Metroid script: Ridley is "basically an incel," according to main writer Chuck Wendig
>>223566461Still can be played by Brie>>223566467
>>223566651>sheThat's supposed to be a dude with one of those weird syndromes like Akhenaton
>>223564726>samus is 6' 3"so really the only viable actress is elizabeth debicki?
>Live-action Metroid
>>223564726>>223566467Brie Fungussen can play Mother Brain
>>223564726I don’t need a Metroid movie.Resident Evil shouldn’t be a seriesSilent Hill should not be a series.Theres no story. And if they copy the game its predictable.
>>223564763Hollywood will never allow that suit.
>>223564726Just dye her hair blonde. No one will complain
>>223566711You try not being one when there are no lady space dragons.
How does Brie have a career?
>>223567295Good actress
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>>223566891Charlize would have been a good choice when she was younger.
Anya I can i understand. But Brie??
>>223566651>male gaze
>>223566891yeah but she is too old now>>223567477her sister could do it, she is far too flabby for samus
No, they need to cast someone who os actually tall. They can pick whoever the fuck, someone nobody has ever seen or heard of before. This is the one time they can get away with that because she doesn't have to talk, and even if they make her talk they can dub a bad actress. Cast the body here, not a performer.
>>223567478Biel was and still would be the best choice.
>>223566418
>>223564747FPBP
>>223564726Elizabeth Lail would be better
>>223564726There should've been a trilogy by now
>>223566461>ugly lesbian>no tits or ass>angry woman, hear me roar>hates the patriarchy and whitesIt’s gonna be fucking Larson innit?
>>223564726anya already proved herself as a tacticool baddie
>>223567001Too old
>>223567477Yea
>>223564726sounds like bullshit
>Sony (Legend of Zelda)What?
>>223564726Hunter's PR firm is going to start "subtly" spamming everywhere that ackchyally everyone totally wants their favorite tranny to play Samus just like they did with Zelda.
>>223568909nintendo would never allow it
>>223564726>live action Metroid movie>Brie Larson>Chuck WendigThis is why I'm cheering for AI
>>223569164Didn't stop them from trying.
>>223567001Too PUTA
>>223564747>Debecki?I find her to be very attractive, both genetically and fiscally.
>>223566461What could possibly go wrong.
>>223564726those are both horrible choices
>>223566461>retards actually believing this tumblrtard "fix" is an official design
Go in a time machine and get Charlize Theron 30 years ago for the perfect Samus
>>223564726Milly AlCock
>>223567465I want to Brie her Larsons if you know what I mean.
>>223564726We all know the correct answer
>>223564726Brie is approaching 40. Probably not the best idea among other reasons.
>>223564726>Illumination's Metroid starring Brie Larson
>>223567477GOTDAMN
>>223564726Brie would at least be believable. Anya is too scrawny.It'll be Zendaya.
>>223564726please god grant me one wish so i can remove ATJ from this fucking universe
>casting a man to play samusshamfu dispraThat a malicious cabal exists is manifest, the question is what form does this cabal take? The hypothesis that e.g. Jews are the issue requires too much special pleading and begging the question ("all the non-Jews in the aristocracy are awwctually cryptojews!"), the hypothesis that the cabal is masons/jesuits/templars et al fails for the same reasons. Information theory suggests the form will be an organic structure, but game theory precludes an obvious superficial structure like an ethicality or religion, but an organic structure requires the participants to be able to identify each-other in a non-hierarchical fashion. So we should be looking for a visible, but not superficially obvious, physical difference between members of the cabal and everyone else, enter: Elite Gender Inversion. The EGI hypothesis is consistent with observation, members of the aristocracy all show anomalous skeletal structures. Skeletal sexual dimorphism can be proven to persist through hormone therapy by examining the rare condition CAIS (complete androgen insensitivity syndrome) which produces XY individuals with "phenotypically normal" female features, however, with distinctly male skeletons, CAIS women display the same male-markers as female-presenting inverts: wide-set eyes, square shoulders, long necks, large hands, male gait etc, proving hormones don't dominate skeletal sexual dimorphism
>>223567295He's an invert freakshow like the rest of the media-class, he gets roles precisely because he's a talentless hack
>>223564726it should've been katheryn winnick
They should cast someone with a fitting voice and you should only ever see part of her face in the visor.
>>223571755shut up rabbi
Metroid is a girl?!
THE BABY
>>22357180525 years ago maybe back when she was in her 40s.
>>223571636
Brie is too oldPerfect Samus would have been prime Charlize Theron
>>223566461DELETE
They only need a head and maybe a body double for the baby birth scenes. Sydney Sweeney it is.
>>223564763Real latex will always Mog spandex imitations like >>223565820>b-b-but its hard to put on!Use lube retard>b-b-but its really sweaty!!!Let me drink the leftovers then
/tv/ kaput for anyone else?
Samus Aran best casting choices tier-list:BEST>McKenna Grace>Betty Gilpin>Mackenzie Foy>Kaya Scodelario>Bryce Dallas-Howard>Anya Taylor-Joy>Lili Simmons>Sophie Thatcher>Chase Infiniti>Sadie Sink>Dakota Fanning>Jessica Chastain>Elle Fanning>Natalie Portman>Alexandra Daddario>Thomasin Mackenzie>Megan Fox>Anne Hathaway>Sydney Sweeney>Brie Larson>Scarlett Johansson>Emily Blunt>Dakota Johnson>Zendaya>Lily-Rose Depp>Amanda Fix>Amy Adams>Phoebe Waller-Bridge>Bella Ramsay>Rebel WilsonWORST(not worth mentioning: men in drag)
>>223572705Is Samus actually caucasian?
>>223572159kek
>>223571853>no argumentI shouldn't expect more from a low IQ invert psychopath. Pathetic, nevertheless
>>223572705>wide-set eyes>coat hanger clavicles>blocky tranny skull>long neckInvert.
>>223573891Anon, I believe you have the homosex. Seek cure immediate
>>223572753She's actually a bird hybrid
Cast some random gym girl, all the current famous actresses look mid as fuck
>>223568355Sony owns Columbia pictures and there are only 5-6 major studios in existence
