>Scared, Potter?
>Terrified. Mortified. Petrified. Stupefied by YOU.
Malfoy will never be a woman.
>>223567381True, but we are talking about Malfoid here, not Malfoy.
>ignores all the actual attractive girls in HP, in favor of a gender swapped boy Gay.
>>223567273No, not at all.
>>223567273Scared I could jizz my pants...
Everybody who is obsessed with this current trend should just play hero party must fail, it has everything you need to get this shit out of your system
Insane how obsessed I am with this trend despite never having read or watched any of this shit
>7690>hating on women>posting men kissingtroons still mad lol
>>223567760>brown mc>gay shitgo back to the depths
>>223567690is this like when troons tried to downplay buckbreaking by claiming its gay to laugh at how insane tariq nasneed is
>>223567273more like "scared stiff, Potter?"
>>223567273>malfoid
>>223567834I have read the books and seen the movies, and take it from me, Malfoid is a vast improvement. The male version is an ineffectual dweeb, the girl version is morally grey ice queen Asuka.
She cute
>>223567273>Scared, Potter?
Really this whole malfoid thing just shows that guys want to get dommed by a mean girl just as much as Stacy wants to get plowed by chad
>>223568222Go outside and touch grass
Kill yourself you fucking /v/ tranny
I always suspect of those who get angry at the idea of a cute Romeo and Juliet type romance.
https://x.com/breekeki/status/2106512124516397470
>>223568222You don't get it, the tension and development into genuine love is the appeal.Malfoid is mean and agressive, but Harry has none of it, which makes Malfoid seethe and try to double down.
>>223568222The Taming of the Shrew is a classic
I jerk offSex haha
>>223568222Come on now, mean girls are the best. Don't tell me you don't like it when a cute girl picks on you in real life. When real girls act like Malfoid, it's always because they want you to hold their hand.
pls do it WB and cast sydney sweeney, the outrage could fuel a billion hearts over winter
Remember
>>223567273Is she legal?
>>223567273Taylor Momsen could've been the perfect Malfoid but she was too young when they filmed HP1
>>223568222Nah it's just porn addicts fantasizing about turning men into women Transsexuality keeps being normalized
>>223568451She’s a drawing
>>223568479Well how old is the drawing?
>>223567690
Have never watched or read harry potter so I can only conclude all its fans are faggots
223568447fuck off poltroon
only magfoid can save us from the brown devils
>>223568488couple days old
>trendPure corpo speak kek. Nothing authentic about this slop
>>223567273>"SECTUMSEMPRA!" bellowed Harry from the floor, waving his wand wildly.>Blood spurted from Malfoy's face and chest as though she had been slashed with an invisible sword. She staggered backward and collapsed onto the waterlogged floor with a great splash, her wand falling from her limp right hand.>"No —" gasped Harry.>Slipping and staggering, Harry got to his feet and plunged toward Malfoy. Her face was now shining scarlet, and his pale hands scrabbled frantically at her blood-soaked chest.>"No — I didn't —">Harry did not know what he was saying; he fell to his knees beside Malfoy, who was shaking uncontrollably in a pool of her own blood.>"You really hate me this much, Harry?" she whispered, her voice crushed with quiet despair as her trembling hand softly caressed his cheek.
>>223568222There are two kinds of men in the world, one is tsundere enjoyers, the other is gays.
>>223568618Only a pajeet would massreplyfag without shame or self-awareness
>>223567273The real pairing is the purity-obsessed wizard nazi immediately falling for the cute mixed race girl.
>>223567273>casts snake shitting spellnothing personell
>>223568618How bad must your life have turned out for you to seethe over this?
>>223568628
>Scared, Anon?
it's jinx all over again
>>223569085trannies werent mad about jinx were they?
>>223569071My queen (female (xx)).
so people just want that mean girl from peabody?
>>223569216Dude you have like schizophrenia or something
>What's so special about that filthy little mudblood anyway?
>/tv/ is full of trannies Kinda of concerning
>>223569257nah you're alright cunt
>>223569071>Your mother was... our sort, wasn't she?>She was born a real biological female, yes>I don't think they should let the other sort in, do you? I mean they take a single potion and think they can just LARP as real girls, I hear some of them even had their dicks cut off back when they didn't even know actual sex-changing magic existed, imagine
>>223568328This desu, Malfoid is safe horny shit
>>223568222You just... don't get it, do ya, anon? You don't.It's not about getting dommed, that part's fun; that's the chase, that's the game, but it's not what it's all about. It's about changing the girl - that's what virtually every male fantasy is all about, anon; having a profound effect on someone's emotional, mental, or physical state in a way that fundamentally changes them and tells you and the world "I did that". Sometimes that's converting the mean girl, sometimes it's turning the prude into a whore, sometimes it's domination, and a lot of time's it's just plain old pregnancy.
>>223569071Just when you think you cant love her any harder
>>223567273Ya know Tom Felton is enjoying every moment of it.
>>223569323Kekked.
>>223568222Femdom is a brown fetish but the very idea of plowing a mean stuck- up Stacy who pretends to not like it makes my dick hard
>>223568463>why does pottah keep hanging around those mudbloods?
>>223569323>Doctor gave Dobby a cock! Dobby is a real boy!
>>223568101I don't see why it has to be Malfoy and not just Daphne Greengrass, the complete blank slate Slytherin who is at least known to be canonically female
>>223568451I will make her legal. But if you keep it 2d, who gives a fuck
>>223569116>comedically evil>mean tweets
>>223567834Are you me? I've never read the Harry Potter books and the only Harry Potter film I saw was the first one and that too only because it was a school excursion to my local theater.>>223568101>the girl version is morally grey ice queen Asuka.Agreed and the MCU version of Jean Grey also has Asuka energy. I think 2026 is the year the 'rivals/enemies to lovers' trope achieved mainstream popularity.
>>223568101Apparently Malfoy was based of Rowling's own bullies in school, which is why he acts like an effeminate prat. But that means Malfoid being a woman makes more sense than a boy. There is no male Malfoy. They've always been female.
This shit was gay when tumblr was doing it 100 years ago and it's just as gay now.
>>223569563>mean tweetsYou're failing to consider the fact that the people forced to read her mean tweets identify as actual genocide victims. Do better.
>>223567834I read the first four Harry Potter books and only watched the first movie. Haven't thought about them for something like 20 years at this point.
>>223569537Doing it this way is how rabid Potter fans who hate Rowling's politics can tell themselves it's okay to still support the brand and give it money.
POTTAH
>>223567834>Insane how obsessed I am with this trendWhy?
>>223569649No, that doesn't add up.
>>223569537because the people spamming this are queers
>>223569582Tranny retard
>>223569626I’ll sit down and listen.
>>223568451Human brains aren't fully formed until they are 25 you sick perverted pedophilic fuck.
What's the appeal of a racist?
>>223569731They’re retarded it doesn’t have to add up.
>>223569814They'll call you a nigger when you're being a nigger
>>223569803Surely it's not that easy
DURR HER EYES GREEN BECUASE SLYTHERIN HURR DURR
>>223569890Why havent you been? Youve just spent 5 hours complaining about a thread on 4 chins lol
>>223569938Most people aren't so autistic they recognize the eye color of every fictional character.Here you go, anon.
>>223569856>Harry you're such a halfblood baka
>>223569890How do you know I'm not a priest?
>>223569071Trannies hate Malfoid because they know she'd slip troll hairs into their daily tranny polijuice
>>223569989oh yeah whats your favourite bible passage?
I'm surprised it took this long for this to happen. Even more so to find out that some people are angry at this.>>223569938Personally, everybody thinking that her magic is green because of her house bothers me more.
>>223569996Speaking of which
>>223570049Thou shalt not... um, uh, oh, the hell with it. *throws a rock*
>>223569996>Potter no baka, baaakaa.
>>223568175Where does time go?
>>223570076The fool says in his heart, 'There is no God.' They are corrupt, their deeds are vile; there is no one who does good.All have turned away, all have become corrupt; there is no one who does good, not even onelolHave fun in church, mam.btw mine isThe wicked flee when none pursueth but the righteous are as bold as a lion.
>>223570049>Oh, ummm, uhh... it's...>*starts googling bible verses*You like penis
>>223570091Thou shalt not murder thy children and claim being forced to give birth to them as an excuse
>>223568463>no sexed up death eaters Guys im starting to think wizard national socialism sucks.
>>223570154>tranny pretends to go to church>tranny gets called out>FUCK YOU YOU LIKE PENIS LOLpottery
>>223567690I still beat off heavily to Bellatrix Lestrange.
>>223570169>WHATS YOUR EXCUSE FOR POSTING ON 4CHAN INSTEAD OF GOING TO CHURCHyoure not my mom I dont have to tell you
>>223567273Gave me a hearty KEK. I'm loving this Dumbledore subplot
>>223568328>retarded moid thinks his horny posting is acceptable because it’s based on fetishesNo nigger, moids were always annoying and disgusting with being horny, it was never welcome.It’s just that they get less and less inhibited with time, so now not only you have to hear creeps talk about “grabbing girls by the pussy”, now you have to listen to cringe fetishes
>>223569071Appeasing Rowling like this won’t save Malfoid from her wrath
>>223570177Nice dubs
We wouldn't be in this situation if Ginny hadn't been such a shitty love interest or Hermione for that matter. It's funny how much Fem!Draco mogs pretty much everyone.
>>223570205Damn I guess that Harry Potter: The adventures of Malfoid tv show is cancelled too.
>>223567273Need her to shove that wand down my urethra and stomp on my neck
>>223570205We don't need Rowling, we have the tecnology
>>223569360>safehornyPlease describe how you would change the character/fanart to be not safehorny.
>>223570265>stop fantasizing about my school bulliesShe’s probably too focused on trannies to have a Alex Hirsch tier meltdown about fem malfoy
>>223569360the 13 year old girl the internet is gooning over is SAFE horny?
>>223569532fucking kek
>>223570288Who are you trying to fool
>>223568477Rule 63 is older than you, zoomie
>Malfoid
So it's just pretty much just the whole Merula thing all over again?
>>223570288Yes that must be why every tranny on every social media hates malfoid so much.God you are so fucking shit at this lol
>>223570354Kinda, except Malfoid doesn't pull her punches and is actually hoy
>>223568328>You cannot reproduce with anything that isn't a 6/10 butterfaced tradwife who fucks like a fish. If you imply this, you are akshtually a beta basedboy KEK!!!>Cute girls in bikinis are OUTLAWED!!! I can't go to Hooters anymore without looking like an obese creep so this is LITERAL OPPRESSION!!! lmao just shut up faggot
>>223569647Nice
>“It’s S-L-E-W. Stands for the Stop Liking Evil Women ... I was going to put Stop the Outrageous Affection toward Real Women because Trans Women are just as Hecking Valid and Real - but it wouldn’t fit. So that’s the heading of our manifesto.”>-- Hermoid Granger
>>223568375I can't believe I never even knew this existed until now. God would the series have been 10x better if malfoy was a girl instead with a secret crush on harry. I always hated the fact that harry didn't have any real love interests throughout the entire series. This love hate/hot cold sort of relationship would've been ridiculously popular with the fanbase. What wasted potential, instead we get that mute nigger fucking redhead instead. Maybe in a few years when AI gets so good that we can remake movie scenes entirely someone can remake the series
>>223570389
>>223570358Trannies are mad at this precisely because they also tried doing this with Spiderman (which failed to catch on because no one likes trannies), and you can see the differences right away>it's not a woman, is just Peter becoming a tranny>all art is ugly as fuck>all scenarios are him going "Look I'm a tranny, see how tranny I am?" and every other character worshipping him for being a trannyTrannies are even bigger attention whores than women and can't help themselves, they shove the tranny shit everywhere.
>Harry, I'd love it if you could explain this 'dilator' contraption to me. Muggles(trannies) always come up with the most interesting inventions
>>223570279>Alex Hirsch tier meltdownQrd?
>>223570401They are already at it>>223570054>>223569863>>223569647
Ok, so I *KNOW* AI is already capable of rewriting all the books with Malfoid, and changing things accordingly (adding proper romance subplots and everything). Make Hermione fall off the boat in year 1 and drown or something and give all the text space to Malfoid instead.I'm waiting, AI-chads
>>223569537>Daphne GreengrassBecause nobody who didn't spend the last 15 years in fanfic circles even knows who the fuck that is.>the complete blank slate SlytherinYeah, I wonder why people prefer the option that would vastly improve the canon story and have a proper emotional, romantic and redemption arc to the non-character nobody knows. It's a mystery.
>>223570539But the potential catfights with Hermione would be too fun to ignore
>>223570539>Make Hermione fall off the boat in year 1 and drown or something"They shook hands" removed Hermione with the troll in #1 which was kinda cruel but effective.
>>223570549It's being posted for the same reason we have manga artists drawing Malfoid, it's universally appealing.Only two groups are mad at this, you and trannies.Enjoy your last (You)
>>223569803Exactly.
>>223568222>get dommedLiterally nothing about Malfoid is about that you fucking retard. She's almost universally depicted as a haughty sperg who acts mean but is secretly just insecure and conflicted and ends up redeeming herself through the power or love.
>>223570549Ugh... You got us...
>>223570549This ongoing tranny melty is very entertaining, please continue sperging out
>>223570549H-he's too strong. He's seen right through us!
>>223569792I was just asking a question, bruh. I'm not in violation of any law :/ the Second Amendment protects me.
>>223570549nta but I posted that image yesterday a few times and todayWe dont need a discord group to laugh at how mentally ill you are.
>>223570556but ONLY if its not shitty harmionexharry shit. they should simply be enemies, not love rivals
>>223570239Fem Draco is pure kino and I say this as someone that knows pretty much nothing about this franchise.
>>223570959That's where the tension comes from, from noticing that her best friend and worst enemy are obviously attracted to each other, and Malfoid would be jealous at how close Harry and Hermione are
>>223568222Where did you find dommy mommy Malfoid vibes? If anything, it shows that men and women yearn for love. And also men yearn to "fix" a broken woman while women yearn to be "fixed" by a mostly normal guy with a bit of quirkiness.
Can someone edit the text here to say DEH instead?
>>223567273WHERE SHE GOING TO STICK THAT WAND?!
>>223571035Big V having a hardon for Malfoid adds a whole new dimension of horror and britbongness to the story
>>223570328Trannies don't even know how to schizopost entertainingly or talk about glowniggers. Truly just a shit group of individuals
>>223571005no thats trash. youd have to fundamentally change who hermione is. changing draco is easy. changing hermione just makes her a different character. may as well just fold cho into ginny and make HER the romantic interest that malfoid would absolutely fucking HATE on every level>but why?yeah well why do that to hermione in your scenario? its too arbitrary. malfoid should be allowed to have character depth, such as hating mudbloods for being mudbloods. if ALL her motivations are tied to harry, then she becomes a shit character
>>223570128>webms you can hear
>>223571005>>223571091i should clarify that im NOT opposed to hermione fucking with malfoid BY fake flirting with harry or bumping up close to him (and he knows shes doing it to fuck with malfoid). but having her be an actual rival is pure shit
Somebody got featured on twitter
>>223571060Nah, Voldemort is a psychopath because he literally can't love, he isn't attracted to anyone, since he was born from a witch who used a spell to force a man to be in love with her.
>>223571067All they can do is start spamming child porn, and then when they get banned for it instead of getting the threads shut down, they claim there's a janny conspiracy against them
Thoughts on Ravenclaw x Hufflepuff
>>223571158>pukes slugs>shits snakeswhy is malfoid so disgusting?
>>223571154>since he was born from a witch who used a spell to force a man to be in love with herBut by this logic all men are psychopaths incapable of love
>>223567760They should play an hero
>>223571188How many times has a woman used magic on you
>>223568394>expecting zoomies to read classics
>>223571183>>223571158is this from the book/film?someone posted rather arousing drawings in this style of her pooing out giant anacondas that looked like they were burrowing into her tunnel and becoming her tail
>>223569116
>>223568428>Don't tell me you don't like it when a cute girl picks on you in real lifeThis has never happened to you. You're a porn addicted maladjusted loser who developed strange fetishes after decades of no pussy.
>>223571154>Voldemort is a psychopath because he literally can't love, he isn't attracted to anyone, since he was born from a witch who used a spell to force a man to be in love with her.What is this amoral and disgusting nonsense?>sorry but because of the circumstances of your birth you're broken and can't be fixed
>>223571248That's what the books say
>>223571154What attraction? Malfoid is the new recruit for his magical Al Quaeda, young and very promising. Something to be terrorized, broken and twisted. Sexual abuse isn't even in the top 10 of the worst things in the wizarding britbongistan.
>>223571158literally would slurp up those slugs
>>223571264I'm not saying otherwise.>your mother was date-raped? Sorry, I guess you don't have a soul.Awful.
>>223571228ron tries to curse malfoy with slug puking but it backfires so he ends up puking slugs instead. the snake EXITING the ass is just a fun reference to the duel between harry and malfoy in the restroom. malfoy casts crucio and misses, and harry uses a spell he read but doesnt know the effects of which sort of works like invisible blade snakes slithering around your body cutting you up. luckily snape, who invented the spell, knew the counterspell to stop it from killing malfoy
>>223571264Right, it's in there just after Dumbledore announces Pride Month at Hogwarts and just before Umbridge shits on the floor in the middle of her speech because she's such a staunch traditionalist
>>223568394>>223571216>expecting zoomies to be literate
>>223571228https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbxnO-Drp1E
>>223571244you thin k I don't know what I've gained, for my WIFE?.!
>>223571264you sure? isnt he literally a cock sucking faggot in the books? he got fag cucked and went full evil
>>223571292What are you going on about?
>>223571205Just once. But that was enough to make me realize that Matthew Hopkins did nothing wrong.
>>223571310Movie 4 dude the pride month scene. Remember? Professor Flitwick wears a leather gimp outfit and gets walked around campus by McGonegal before Hagrid accidentally punts him over the floating pride banner
>>223571326>>223571307>>223571292What the hell are these posts, is this some sxhizo?
>>223571310Kill yourself, you disgusting street-shitting train-dodger
>>223571339yesterday he posted cp trying to get the thread taken down
>>223571339Malfoid is making the tranny lose his mind
How do I get a mentally unstable tsundere girlfriend, bros?
>>223571339oh shit im sorry i got tom riddle mixed up with grindelwald
>>223569284trannies hate the trend tho>>223569116
>>223571298thanks. that's the most I've seen of hp. now I know malfoid is a dude and not a chick, and that the acting and pacing is astoundingly bad.but at least I understand the slug spitting, and I guess by extension the snake shitting. today hasn't been a complete waste.
>>223571360Malfoid is perfectly sane, she's just angsty and agressive
>>223571387you can still shit my snake if you'd like...
>>223571389Okay, fine. How do I get an emotionally unstable tsundere girlfriend?
The tranny really is trying to use everything in his arsenal
>>223571433Travel back in time to high school, get her attention and successfully deflect her bullying attempts
you know whats funny, american culture is so prevalent that the magic kids in 2026 england DEFINITELY replaced "muggle" with american internet slang like "normies". saying "muggle" would be considered cringe and i think ironically "mudblood" would be considered racist by the magic pakis and indians so that would go too
>>223567273Any BBC porn videos yet?
>>223571415it'd probably be the other way round, but only if you're a hairless 10/10 5'5 femboy.
her silence is deafening
>>223571453Based.
>>223571449
>>223569616I don't think Rowling's ego would ever allow for a mean girl you're supposed to root for like Malfoid, which goes to show why this series is so dull. Giving Harry a morally grey love interest would really punch up the whole story, the male Malfoy we got really never amounts to anything in the story, he's just the series' punching bag, just Rowling getting back at her bullies, immature and shallow writing. The wholy dynamic with Slytherins having questionable beliefs could have been interesting if any of them had been written with any level of nuance, but they are all just cardboard cutout bad guys in the end, Malfoid really breaks the mold. The only character we got in the series with any grey morality was Snape, and it is for good reason why he's a fan favorite, he is easily the best character in the series, but like I said, I don't think Rowling's ego would allow a morally grey female character, especially not a love interest.
>>223571475im a 4/10 6'2 200lbs bottom. i'll have to take that cock at gun point... whip it out, NOW
>>223571248>sorry but because of the circumstances of your birth you're broken and can't be fixedYeah, sometimes, especially if it leads to a lot of other fucked up stuff before anyone gets the opportunity to help you manage shit.Tom grew up in a shitty post-war orphanage being neglected and knowing only that his mother had died after his father left her; that's gonna give anyone a complex. By the time Dumbledore meets him he's only like ten but he's already using magic to abuse other children and doing other kinds of heinous shit that little sociopaths start to do at that age. By the time he learns the truth about his heritage he's already full-psycho and has started buying into all the blood-purity crap and from there it's a short road to murdering his father and grandparents.But the takeaway isn't "his mommy and daddy weren't in love so he turned out bad", that's just the catalyst for a bunch of other shit that happened. Kid got a bad roll - it happens.
>>223571532nah, I'm 6'2 200lbs fit and 8/10. I have standards.use your retard homo aggression to kidnap a nice looking petite girl for me, and try not to serial kill her before you pack her up in a crate.
>>223571434For some reason I imagine her laughing like Spongebob.
>>223571542i think it speaks to his bloodline. his mom was a rapist, so he turned out bad too
>>223567273aroused maybe
>>223568222>want to get dommedwrong Becky, we wanna bant and fuck them
>>223571477She was bullied in school so no fucking way in high hell will she recognize it
>>223571563>homowoah woah woah who said ANYTHING about being gay?
>>223571532>>223571563nice nice but i'm taller and heavier
>>223567273a girl at school who was a couple of years older than me tried to 'bully' me.was puling my hair from behind, so I reverse headbutted her and her nose bled.never happened again.harry just needs one solid hit and his problems are over.
>>223571611...el bastardo gordo y feo...I KNEEL
>>223571611stilts and fat don't count
>>223571573>Jews just cannot resist the urge to larp as NazisMany such cases
>>223568175>Scared, Potter?Of being raped? In this moment, yes, extremely
>>223571573
>>223568394We're not on /lit/. You could likely count the number of people here who've read that on one hand.
>>223571566Nah, the whole fucking theme of Harry's parallels with Tom are that you aren't just your circumstances, your blood, your origins, whatever - the choices you make matter. Both of them have a shit start and were constantly crapped on by life from a great height, both grow up orphans, both grow up being neglected and abused, both develop magical abilities and are given opportunities to use them to lash out at others and feel powerful, but where Tom becomes cruel Harry becomes kind, where Tom becomes arrogant Harry becomes humble, where Tom cuts himself off from others Harry chooses to make friends.
>>223571627fat is power
>>223570575she better have a penis (extra feminine)
>>223567834>Insane how obsessed I am with this trendWhy are you obsessed with any trend you fucking retard?
>>223571681yeah but likewise tom's mother was a fucking RAPIST and harry's mother was a wingless angel (who likes fucking bullies).i dont think you can ignore the bloodline implications. good people made a good son. bad woman made a bad son.
>>223567852>brown mcHe's tan because he's athletic and not a nobel>gay shitWhat?
>>223571701i like em
>>223571701malfoid a cute
>malfoid has sex with harry ironically>professor snatch has sex with harry to get back at his father>voldemoid needs harry's cum to become immortal but she keeps swallowing it
>>223567834to be fair the potentially sweet ice queen sexy blonde was always an attractive stereotype since the hair color is too associated with bubbly airheads
>>223571683only if you burn it.
>>223571703Except the books go out of their way to portray both parents as flawed-but-pitiable people. Merope is implied to have been trying to escape her own abusive household and to have used a love potion or imperious curse out of desperation. Tom Sr. is implied to have been a bit snobbish and rude, but not a bad person, just someone who felt deeply betrayed by having their choice about a relationship taken away.But it doesn't portray them as 'evil', or their relationship and Tom's birth as 'bad', just 'complicated', 'messy', and 'tragic'.
She’s too perfect
jk rowling needs to rewrite her stories with all genders swapped like the twilight author did
>>223571788>um like maybe dont judge her too badly shes just a girlfuck off dude shes a fucking rapist and her rotten dna made the most evil sociopath ever
>>223571298>>223567273has this not been AI vidded yet?seems like a straightforward project.
>ron asks harry if he wants to come home with him to celebrate christmas>meanwhile malfoid in the back
>>223571802and then make a reverse of that reverse
>>223571701You'd have to be straight to get it
>>223571802problem is shes still a woman, a dumbass woke feminist. it wont be what you want. even that twilight one, its just the CONCEPT thats appealing, not the actual prose.a man needs to write it. a man who understands the source
>>223571790this poster is an admitted brown gay pedophile btwand a poor one at that
>>223571788>has magic>could walk away and use it to do anything>instead dopes man with love potion and rapes himThere is no defending.
>>223571896no no no no how DARE YOU try to assign blame to a WOMAN you fucking incel CHUD?!!1!
i'm trying to write a fantasy novel, a retelling of norse mythologya boy is adopted by odin's birds but they're girlsand of course they have sex when he becomes a teen
>>223571954thats not how THAT works but whatever. japanese style fantasy derivatives can still be fun. lame that he fucks them though.no hero journey? nothing to vanquish or conquer first?
>>223571923Keep pressing that victim complex button, anon. Everyone's conspiring against you.
>>223570173>this is the little girl from the Jim Carrey Grinch movie.
>>223571923it's marketingsw*glord works for ericsson mondo or whatever it's called
>>223572021sure but it puts your mommy issues on display>kid gets groomed and raped by his momgreat fantasy, if youre into that. like, at least make it more like they watch over him in a detached sense and arent RAISING him as much as they TRAINING him to survive through vague distant calls, forcing him to prove his mettle and intelligence. after all, thats how the birds function. the further you move from "parent" the better
>>223567273animooted
>>223571434She needs drills to be able topull the OH-HO-HO
>>223571124Basado
>>223571124Who?
>>223572103i think crabbe and goyle need the genderswap treatmen FAST or theyre going to fill the "ugly bastard" roles and double team malfoid
>>223568740Cuts of wand.
>>223572138They are just her orbiting simp squad. Makes much more sense like that.
>I came to coomplain ahhhhh *faggy screeching*
Some people are bent on transforming the story into a full blown romance but I would probably do minimal changes with their relationship not really turning up until book 6/7
>>22357216267 :D
>>223572118hiro very likely doesn’t know as hes busy trying to get a real political career going in japan
>>223572162im not even super onboard with this shit but it changes their dynamic so dramatically that it would start to change by book 3 and then book 4 logically would have tense moments with the dance. it wouldnt be about ron getting cucked by the ADULT MAN FUCKING HERMIONE, and it would instead be about the bourgeoning feelings between harry and malfoy now that theyre older and hormonal
>>223571790Wait a minute, this is just sasha-chan in cosplay
>>223572197thats kinda fucking hot
>>223572162Yeah, books 1-3 should be pure rivalry, books 4-6 is when the feelings begin to form and have certain moments between them, and they don't become a thing until the very end.
>>223572137Anon A. Anonson (Hufflepuff)
>>223572155yeah but its not a real book or movie so the beta orbiters will just become ugly bastards in r34. i havent checked but id be shocked if theres no art already of malfoid getting DP'd by crabbe and goyle
>>223572162imagine harry asking malfoid to be his yule ball date in 4
>>223572195Krumm was an adult?
>>223567760>hero party must fail>game where you play as some dude seducing another dudes womenwhat the fuck does that have to do with people fetishizing female bullies?
>>223568463>the girl from the grinch is now a rock starBlew my mind when I started listening to her songs they're really good.
Wow, Japanese fans are vocal about the new genderbent meme and they are pretty happy.
>>223572235Yeah but it should be something like this, product of a bet or something, not genuine, but still end up being their first "moment".
>>223572235i think it should be pretty much the same as the book except we get a glimpse into what malfoid is thinking on the leadup to the ball, taking glances at harry and feeling something new. then it would all come to a head in the ball proper where they see each other all dressed up but with other people and new emotions flare>>223572243yes, 18. hermione was 14
>>223569647Kino
>>223567273>you're such a stiff, Potter
With audiohttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1791142871109868.webm
>>223567381even if that was true, who cares? Malfoy would still be 10x hotter than this walled roastie.
Reminder that JKR is based and understands that a heroic protagonist has to be male, while dunking on complete failures of men who wish they could play on easy mode
>>223569803>Voldemort gets defeated by love once AGAINWould have been kino
what is the appeal of this for any non-faggot chud virgin
>>223572334Well yeah, no one wants to make Harry a girl.
>>223568222These types of girls are subs
>>223572334>JKR is basedshe's a man hating feminist woke cunt
>>223567273>>223567690So this shit was yet another tranny psyop? How are they so good at this stuff?
>>223572312great
>>223572353It's a cute Romeo and Juliet type romance
>>223572361all girls are subs dipshit. its their natural role to submit and be taken, thats why their biggest fetish is rape and why they play coy and never tell you what theyre feeling (because they want you to just steamroll them)
>>223572353I like the narrative possibilities it introduces
>>223572362She is a trad Christian who expects a man to be a man and a woman to be a woman
>>223567273This is the reboot the people wanted
>>223572419Good lawd
>>223572416>trad Christianno she's REALLY not. shes a full on woke cunt with faggots and niggers. she just hates troons because theyre men. shes not trad anything nor believes in any traditional roles for women. she just HATES MEN, thus hates troons
>>223572312This gave me gender dysphoria
>>223572379worseits a brownoid being bullied by girls that never gave them the time of day fetish psyop
What will happen when japanese pixiv artists who've been sheltered in their corner of the internet come face to face with rabid american tranny activists
>>223572416>trad Christianlel
>>223572353Ginny sucks.
They cute
Really enjoyed the /v/ thread going into the nature of love, goodness, and redemption.
>>223572267
>>223572473They would simply turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>>223572268Hermione is 15 during the Yule Ball because her birthday is in September and Hogwarts uses a September 1 to August 31 calendar. Ginny is an August birthday so she's nearly 2 full years younger than Hagmione
God I'm so fucking lonely
>>223572509youre so right queen
>>223572509do they follow the brit law in Hogwarts for that?
>>223572600Should have joined Gryffindor
>>223572419Maybe AI ain't so bad
>>223572636it werks, sometimes, most cosplayers are too trashy to be this beautiful
>>223572636It's cool.
>>223572500The beauty of the Internet is that there's millions of talented weirdos (monkeys) out there who'll spend ungodly amount of hours creating every possible variation, combination, modification of existing works, and it all gets delivered to my viewing screen.(The downside of it is of course that some of it I can never unsee, but you need accept the darkness to have the light, yadda yadda)
>>223572665>meanwhile ginny is dead in a ditch, stabbed by nigger johnson or whatever that kid's name was>cho is in canada abusing the welfare system and pumping out chinese kids in vain as the indians flood in
>>223572659Still, there's already some cosplays
>>223572665>>223572312>>223572103I'm a bit confused by the virality of this. You'd think this would be more of a female driven meme, but wouldn't Harry be the female and malfoy bullies her and they self insert as harry?
>>223572703It's not driven by women
>>223572729women consume 90% of YAwomen are behind 95% of shipping faggotry
>>223572703>a female driven memeIt's 90%+ love-starved men (the most powerful force in the universe, btw) I guarantee it
>>223572750And Malfoid is in the 10 and 5%
>what's wrong Potash, rain leeched your soil?
>>223572312
>>223572686Kek
>>223572703I'm a bit confused too, because female Draco isn't a new idea in fanart or fanfics.
>>223572853>>223572703A popular artist drew her by chance, this drawing specifically, on top of this it hit the japanese and korean autists like a truck
>>223572853Marketing to ease in the fact Harry and Drago will be gay in the HBO remake.
>>223572853its kind of like being confused about why healthy food is popular now when it existed before and wasnt popular.its just time dude. different people. in the 50s "natural" was an icky word and "artificial" was THE shit and every product made sure to advertise how fake it was. thats a total and complete inversion of today because we are different people with different standards who like different things in this period of time. that applies to literally EVERYTHING
>>223572879Foot fetishism and trampling is bigger in east asian in general. I think femdom is just bigger there due to being lowtest
>>223572886Forced memes don't have so much fan content, a good example of forced viral marketing would be the Minecraft movie with the chicken jonkey shit
>>>/wsg/6246671>Dear Lucius,>I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this but Mr. Potter has once again been seen exploring Miss. Malfoy's chamber of secrets.>Kind regards,>Albert Percival Dumbledore
>>223572703The female version is the draco hermione ship, which is more popular than the ron hermione canon crap amongst women. Not that I really cared much for either seeing as ron and draco are side characters. Malfoid is the only logical ship for us we can fix her crowd, seeing as how harry never had any real romantic pairings, and this was essentially a coming of age story with the wizardry shit being more of filler lore stuff to get the plot rolling. A shame most of these authors forget this when they lose themselves to worldbuilding. It's like george lucas used to say, star wars wasn't made to be some epic thriller where the focus were wars in space but rather a medium to convey his soap opera.
>what if we had cordelia but in the hp universe
>>223572910>due to being lowtesteast asia is super pussywhipped. south korea is known for being a feminazi hellhole but so is japan. shit is FUCKED over there. our women are ugly entitled disgusting whores but their women are exactly the same except theyre thin and cute. they fully abuse their female privilege within society and the law.why do you think birth rates fell? birth rates falling happens when women gain control
>>223572929He was there first and he'll make sure she remembers his shape once more when she returns for the holidays.
>>223572910Yeah but there's nothing femdom here, it's closer to "I can fix her"
>women still want us to support feminism when there are more rapefics of draco/hermione and snape/hermione than there are consensual fics of the canonical couple of ron/hermione
>>223570556I think only Malfoy should be Rule 63'd, Everyone else should still be their original selves. So I did this edit.
>>223572659I think you could definitely have some cute cosplayers do her well to be honest.
>>223572600Wow, what a coincidence, I'm lonely too. We can be lonely together.
>>223573061anime for this feel?
>>223572659how much do you need to make a year to land a wife like this
>>223571244I have a headline from the future!>The role of Petunia Dursley in HBO's Harry Potter series has been recast after original actress Bel Powley's made anti-semitic remarks.
>>223573061Exactly. This isn't femdom, it's "I can tame her".
pot tah
now that we know these "people" are from /v/ should we ask /a/, /jp/ and /m/ help us with the in/v/asion since the mods/janitors for this board clearly are shills?/a/ and /pol/ helped us when reddit was trying to use /q/ to take over
>>223573141Dragon Ball
>>223573182Go back to /a/ tranny
>>223572703Believe it or not, men tend to not be homosexuals. Faggots are loud on all platforms that will have them.The prospect of a classic literary archetypal romance (enemy -> lovers, Romeo&Juliet dynamic, etc.) budding during the course of a hero's journey is broadly appealing to most men.There's also the matter of this concept neatly fixing or enhancing many weak aspects and plot elements present in the Harry Potter series, to the point that the novelty of a R63 Malfoy verges on a eureka moment for a fiction series which most people of the generation which uses this website and other modern media is quite familiar with. Malfoy being based upon JKR's childhood female bully also makes the change less awkward and peculiar seeming, since much of Malfoy's behavior in both the books and films comes off as quite effeminate, as per the character was written.Snape's arc, which was already quite good, is made even better with his HBP actions bringing things full circle as he falls on his sword for all of the other reasons he had, but also to rescue the woman Harry loves and her soul all at once. Further reinforcing the "love withstands all" overarching theme of the entire plot and HP universe.The "sectumsempra" bathroom scene in particular is gaining such traction since it shifts the tone of that scene from tense rival confrontation, yet inconsequential - to pivotal, watershed moment for the hate/love conflict between Harry and Malfoid which they would grapple with in the previous installments of the series, elevating the HPB ending/aftermath.There's also the obvious matter that Malfoid is a tasty blonde bitch with a hot body and the sort of attitude and dynamic that entices dudes to want to fill her holes with their cum after breaking through her defenses.That in tandem with the numerous plot and thematic payoffs through simply gender-swapping one (1) character has allowed this concept to grow legs and run. And the "through dick, unity" aspect of it all.
>>223573182But like half of the fanart is from Koreans and Japs
>>223573210I would add that "woman actually is head-over-heels for <self-insert>" is very appealing. I want to be LOVED IN RETURN damn it, not just be the one one who loves.
https://twitterviewer.net/AzratemES/status/2106815690703278404
>>223573259I like the idea but this one looks awful.
>>223573259>doesnt even shit out snakeswhats the fucking point?
>>223573301I don't. A man using sectumsempra on a woman just puts a bad taste in my mouth even if there were ample groveling afterwards. like what if he gave her a masectomy by accident
>>223571247It's not too common, definitely happened to me more when I was a teenager, since girls who neg guys they like tend to outgrow it, but I met a girl this summer who would not stop picking on me any chance she could get, it was great. Made me feel like I was back in high school.
>>223573386a girl negged me so much I headbutted her.probably when things started to go downhill
>>223573374women need to be taught a lesson, not babied. they get babied when they submit and NOT before
>>223573417How old were you?
>>223573386>>223573417refer to this >>223572390what they want from you is for you to TAKE THEM. they sit and look at you expecting a brute and get upset when you arent one
>>223573445The whole point of the meme is her bullying you/ Otherwise it would be femharry
>>223573487>>223572390Not gonna read your AGP blogpost tranny. YWNBAW no matter how much you psychoanalyze them and self-insert as one.
>>223573496where the fuck are you seeing that? thats not the point at all. in every single piece of art, the point is shes negging harry and being super transparent about it, oblivious to how blatant her attraction is
>>223572162Obviously. It's not a redemption arc if it's happening from Day 1. All the real changes would be in the last two books.
>>223573487Eh, I think it's more that picking on you is an easy way to get your attention without the risk of rejection. It's more vulnerable than submissive.
>>223573538>picking on you is an easy way to get your attention without the risk of rejectionno, its a test. they want you to overcome them and dominate them. i dont know how old you are but im 35 so believe me when i say women dont ever stop this and men NOT reacting to it has been disastrous. im not telling you to be andrew tate. im actually complaining that women want rapists and its soul deep exhausting to play that dominant role. but its what they want and what they seek every time they get uppity.they shit test because they want you to basically daddy them and overrule anything they say and do. it sucks my cock and ass but this is the root of everything. they WANT that, and if they like you they instinctually test you for dominance
>>223572886>Marketing to ease in the fact Harry and Drago will be gay in the HBO remake.I wish this was trueit would be so fucking funnyand hott. not gay
>>223573259Neat idea, but loses too much of the scene. Boy or girl this is supposed to be Malfoy at their most desperate, lashing out, and Potter at their most paranoid and reckless.
>>223573594You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
>>223573627go ahead and cope kid but the reality will hit you that much harder once you get to know women. they dont operate like we do and their weird multi layered emotions and instinctual drives do not make sense to a male mind.just understand that in the most genuine and real way possible, im heartbroken for you youth that have to face the absolute worst women men have ever had to deal with, with the least possible understanding of them.good luck kids. shit sucks and women arent truly human, not like we are. i hate it.
>>223573594>women want rapistsno, they just want guys who don't take shit. they poke and prod and shittest because life is one big constant shittest and if a guy rolls over and gives up because of a little smack talk or teasing how the fuck is he going to act when life actively takes a crap on him?
>>223573594Nah, shit tests are real, but they are a little bit different from negging. It's all in their mannerisms and tone of voice. The phrase "you are an idiot" can both be a neg and shit test, and its meaning depends entirely on how she says it. The girl I met was always negging, never shit-testing, and the correct thing to do is to play along and have fun with her, not get all alpha cringe because she said your shoes look stupid.
>>223572220mf I'd watch that so bad, we need an indian chad to ai prompt this shit up asap
>>22357348511-12
>>223572886shittius dickus!
>>223573734a girl I was seeing for some months increasingly criticised me, how I dressed, my hair, etc. even complained that I ALWAYS wear the same clothes when she'd never seen me in that tshirt before.I think it was some other underlying frustration or her own low self esteem, or that she wanted the idea of me rather than me but she should have just grown the fuck up instead.
>>223573800Eh, I get it, though I hope the girl was alright afterwards. Never headbutted a girl, but there was this cool girl in the grade above me in middle school who jokingly called me gay in front of some other kids. I didn't blow up in front of her, but I was fuming for the rest of the day, cursing under my breath every second, so I get it. It took me years to realize she was negging me, because she was usually really cool to me, but you're functionally retarded when you're 13. What can you do?
