Dr. Pollen, I'm BIA
>>223567396Uh, you don't get to bring swarms
If i pull that off will you die?
somebody get this honey out of here
>>223567396heh
They work for the beekeeper...The masked man...
>>223567486Beene?
Youre a big hive
First one to talk gets to stay in my hive!
>>223567432it would BEE extremely painful
>Perhaps he's wondering why someone would sting a man before throwing him out of a plane?
>>223567549AT LEAST YOU CAN DANCE
>>223567560
>>223567486Statham?
>The flight plan I filed with Apiary lists Bee, Stamen, Dr. Pollen here, but only stung of you!
>>223567851Kek
>>223567396Lotta venom for a hatched drone!
CIA meme in big 2026..?
Was getting stung part of you plan?
>>223567486Tell me about the beekeeper! Why does he wear the mask??
>>223567486They expect one to be in the wreckage
>Or perhaps she's wondering why someone would sting a queen before throwing her out of a hive
GET THIS BUZZHEAD OUTTA HERE
>>223569107>no one cared who I was until I brapped out the pheromones
You think this can last? There's a swarm coming, Mr. Wayne...
>B-day + 14 years>still giggle 4uBless you /tv/
Its not about the honey, its abound sending a buzzage.
CRASHING THIS HIVE, WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>223569347:(
>>223569347>CRASHING THIS HIVE, WITH NO SURVIVORS
A lotta basket for a hired pollinator
>>223569436>SURVHIVEORS
>THE FLIGHT PLAN I just filed with the main hive lists queen bee, my swarm.. DR POLLEN HERE, BUT ONLY HUN OFF YOU!>>223569436>BE GAAN
>WHO PAID YOU TO SNATCH THE HONEY
>Bumblebane?
>>223569712*bzzz*
>>223567514kek, best one
>>223567396I'll allow it
None of this is funny. It is just familiar
>>223570423At least you can buzz. Who are you?
Bzz bzz bzz bzzt, bzz Bzz Bzz Bzzt.
He didn’t fly so good according to known laws of aviation
>alternate universe theory
>>223569277Baneposting is eternal.
>Have we started the Hive?
>>223570442It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our hive.
>They're expecting 5,000 of us in the hive, brother
>>223567396Archaic, unfunny and forced memes thread?
>>223571494Someone get this HOTHEAD outta here
>>223571494Was getting mad part of your plan?
>>223569045Masterful editing.
>>223569436>THEY EXPECT BOTH OF US IN THE WRECKAGE, BEE-ROTHER.
>>223570757underrated
>>223571494someone get this honeyhead outta here
>>223567396kek
Buzzing i said buzzing
>>223568842Aye>>223570423NOOO They expect you in the wreckage, BEE-mer....Yes, The HONEY Rises>>223572833Calm down Beeter, now is not the time to lick honey. That comes later.
>>223567396you're a big bee
>>223573071FOR THBEE
WAS DYING PART OF YOUR PLAN?
>>223569045How in the fuck did they sting him?
>>223572002KEK
>when your hive collapses... from entirely undetermined reasons by science... then you have my permission to die
>>223569436Oh the beemanity!
>>223571494zoomzoom is mad!cmon zoomie, make a funny meme thread hip with your generation!
>>223571494Check that hive, then I will kill you
>>223574527it will involve overly exaggerated physical tiktok comedy from spindly limbed lippy negroes so this is not the right medium for him to post his brand of humor
>>223568842It's making a comeback...
>>223571494>Archaic, unfunny and forced memes thread?
>>223570757According to all known flight plans, Beene should not be able to be in charge. He's a guy too big to get his mask pulled off his face. Beene, of course, crashes this plane anyway because Beens don't care what CIAs think is impossible
>Droning music surges
>>223575404Buzzbuzzbuzz buzzbuzzbuzz bz bzzBuzzbuzzbuzz buzzbuzzbuzz bz bzz
Lotta loyalty for a worker bee!
>>223569045HE DIDN'T HARVEST SO GOOD, WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?
>>223567396Dr.one I'm QueenBee I. A.
>MUH QUEEN
>>223574848>these guys aren’t overly obese, must be feds!
>>223575884Uh oh here they come
>>223570840This one always bugs me (heh) because he should have said "you're a big pie"
>>223567545kek
>>223571494BUZZ off!
>Have we started the fire?>The smoke rises!
>>223575769>she is muh kween
>>223575911lol
>>223574865Did anyone tell him that hornets are wasps?
>>223567396Your about to be DOA
Why is this shit still so fucking funny, it's been like 10+ years
>>223577625It's not, you just didn't mentally develop since then
>>223577632What a BUZZ kill
>>223577684
The CIA niggers fly in the dark. You can see them when they call it in. Just run their plane over. That's what we do. Fucking CIA niggers!
>>223567486OI MATE, I’M THE EFFIN’ BEEKEEPAH
Uh, you don't get to sting friends.
>Grain?
>>223578372>Lotta loyalty for a hired hand
BEE?
>No, they expect one of us in the hive brother
>>223575911>t. goyslug
>>223567396>You merely adopted the honeycomb I was born in it molded by it
>>223567432Yes.
>>223578372Perhaps hes wondering why he'd stab his pitchfork in a bail of hay before unloading off the side of a plane?
>>223579023>bail of hay
>>223574374>how did they sting himlook closer at how big those hornets are
>>223577625>10+ yearsTry 15.
>>223578934Fucking hell.
He didnt fly so good!
>>223578904>t.
>>223567486>If I pull that off, would you die>It would be extremely painful
>Have we started the smoke>Yesh the smoke rises brother
>>223567396NOolang's THE BEE MOVIE, I watch. Actors in fuzzy bee costumes in a giant battle to make honey and build a home for their queen bee PUGH
>>223567514
>they know about him. The Pooh>Bear? >TELL ME ABOUT THE BEAR! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE SHIRT?
>>223577632If that were true why do you believe a man in a dress is a woman?
>>223581325why would a man put a dress on before hanging himself from a tree?
>>223574848L1 L3 must be gay
>>223571494Unironically i think this is actually an attempt to kill the bane meme. Bane threads could not sustain themselves for a long time, so seeing the occasional bane meme today wasnt hitting your meme fatigue limit. But remixing it like this every day, combining it with a.i? It'll get old real fast the general viewer. I'm considering trying the same with the Andy sixxx log meme, a whole bunch of wholesome remixes to get log posting an occurrence on all boards, leading to hopefully log meme fatigue by the mods and an overall banThe my little pony syndrome, basically. Where the mods were forced to do something about it because it was a problem EVERYWHERE
>>223582085>>223571494forced meme meta discussion
>>223582085Someone get this hothead out of here
>>223582110>14 hours laterIts all part of the plan. I've already stated working on this, with other memes. I make small tiny changes and repost common meme images so they spread, altered, and hopefully in a year or two
>>223582280Oops, accidentally hit send. In a year or two, people will start wondering if meme images like this, if she did or didnt have pig tails or not.
>>223569347This can't bee happening! I'm in charge here!
>>223567545You're a big bug!
>Well congratulations, you got yourself pollinated
>>223577625Baneposting is eternally funny
>>223577684kek
>>223579334It's been long enough that cia guy has had like 3 different opinions on its meme status so far
>>223582317Your purpose being to induce anxiety over schizophrenia in the mildly schizophrenic?
>>223567566IF I PULL THAT OFF WILL YOU DIE?
>>223567396The background music during this oprnibg scene woild be "buzzbuzz buzzbuzz buzz buzz buzz" instead of "nehnehnrhneh nehneh nehnehnehnrh"
>I am necessary weevil
>>223575884Saint Terry be upon thee!
>>223579296>how big those hornets areFOR YOU
>>223567396TELL ME ABOUT BEES!HOW DO THEY STAY ALOFT?!
>>223569436HE DIDN’T FLY SO GOOD
>>223568471Underrated
>>223567396>If I pull that sting out, will you die?>It would be extremely painful...>You're a busy bee>...for you
>>223567514>>223581203
YOU'RE A HOLY GUY
>>223583792>Dr. Joseph, i'm GOD
>>223567486Well perhaps he's wondering why someone would swat a bee without letting her collect pollen
>>223574865You don't get to bring friends (wasps and hornets)>>223583792THE HIVE PLAN I JUST FILED WITH THE KEEPER LISTS ME, MY DRONES AND THE PHYSICIAN HERE! AND NONE OF YOU
>>223567396hehehehehje
Have we started a hive?
>>223584123Yes the wax hexes!
>>223567396>Dr. Parsley, I'm CIA (Crop Inspection Agency)>You don't get to bring oats.>They are not my oats.>Don't worry. No extra barley for them.>Why would I want them?>They provide you with better nutrients. You can take the whole can.>Grain?*nods*>Get'em in the barn - I'll call it in.>What are you doing in the middle of my Hay operation?>The harvest plan lists Wheat, my hen and Dr. Parsley here. But only one of ewe.>FIRST ONE TO STALK GETS TO STAY ON MY TRACTOR! SO... WHO PLANTED YOU TO OUTGROW DR. PARSLEY?>He didn't fly so goat. Who wants to try next?>Tell me about grain! What's the nutritionals value?>Lot of soil for a hired fern.>Perhaps he's just wondering why someone would manure a plant before throwing it out of the plow.>White sage, huh? At least you can stalk. Who are yew?>We are nothing. We are the dirt beneath your feet. And no one cared where I sprouted till I was planted in the cask.>If I trimm it off, will you dye?>It would be extremely gainful.>You're a bit high.>For ewe.>Was being uprooted part of your plant?>Of course. Dr. Parsley refused our soil in favor of yours. We had to know what he till'd you about us.>NOTHING! I SEED NOTHING!>Well congrassulations, you got yourself planted. What's the next stem in your master plant?>DASHING THIS FIELD! WITH ALL MY FIBERS!
YOUR PRECIOUS HONEY, GRATEFULLY ACCEPTED
>>223567396You're a bee guy.
Is there honey in Star Wars?
>>223584379Bzz bzz
>>223582358Spore you!
>You're a big baby>Goo goo.
>You don't get to bring friends
Where is the Bee porn?
>>223567396JASON STATHAM? HE SMALL GUY
>>223571494Tell me, do you feel in charge?
>>223570712Pollen on boardI'll buzz it in
>>223582085Sneed
>>223582085Also. Check these
>>223567396>And you are beeyoutiful
>>223567432>>223567516>>223567545>Bzzt bzz bzzt bzzz bzzzz, bzzt bzzz?>Bzzt bzz bzzt bzzzzz. >Bzz'zz b bzzt bzz.>Bzz bzz.
>>223569045> Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would sting a man, before throwing him out of the stretcher?
>>223574374they didnt, he got heat stroke
Why are bees so funny?
>>223589413They are the bees knees.And this thread is buzzing.
>>223589413They're pollen legs
>>223589413Everyone loves bumblers
>>223588678"Bzz bzz." got me, lmao
>bane posting>2011+15
Imagine how much crazier the plane scene would be if there was a bee on board.
>matriarchal society where women do all the work and males just fuckWtf I love the CIA now.
>It’s simple. We, uh, sting the Beeman.
>>223590053My dads boyfriend worked behind the scenes for TDKR (lightning and camera stuff) and I can confirm if you watch the film in 8K there is in fact a bee buzzing around in the background of the plane scene
>>223590043>you >after 30
>>223590043Bane time!
>i was born without pollen>i never tasted it until I was a man
>>223588438>Tell your drones they work for me now
>>223583666kek
>if you sting me will you die?
>>223567396>Was your abdomen part of your sting?>Of course..>Well congratulations, you ripped out part of your abdomen. Now what's the next step in your master plan?>Flying away... and not surviving!
>>223578372>You're a pig sty
>>223571494BEES HAVE COST YOU YOUR STRENGTH
>>223593040POLLINATION HAS DEFEATED YOU
>>223571494Extremely hornet-coded postYWNBAP (pollinator)
>Make sure he left the bee hive then I will pollinate you
>Perhaps he's wondering why you would sting a drone before throwing her out of the hive.
>>223567396You're a buzzy guy
>>223588438>It's not about honey, it's about sending a message
>>223590043Baneposting 24/7*
>>223590043victorbee has defeated you
>Have we started the fumigation?
>>223567396Seinfeld theme starts playing
>>223583159Sorta. Also just to perpetuate the mandela effect, and make things worse by eventually having anti-ai posters accidentally post ai edited images. I'm not pro-ai, im just being a dick.
>>223577684LMAO
>>223567396WHAT'S THIS!? AN OVERABUNDANCE OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN? MY PLANEFUL OF BEES OUGHT TO PUT A STOP TO THAT!
>>223567396NO MORE DEAD BEES
>>223577625Okay, but how far can you get through the intro scene without laughing? For me, it's the throat vein part.https://youtu.be/rurhk1hadp8
>>223592438
>>223593468kino
>>223567396Umm, Beesed to meet you?
>>223582085you have some very serious opinions about bane memes.
>>223595112Unirionically busted out laughing at the "if I pull that off will you die?" lineIt just comes out of no where. What indicated he needed the mask to live?
>>223569347>tfw africanized bees are the ones most likely to endure.Shame the traits that make them hardier and swarm more often also make them massive assholes.
>>223577625CIA is the only thing since Sopranos that can be combined with literally any other subject.
>>223592372kek
GET HIS PETALS OFF
>>223574918lol
>>223571494THEN SHOW ITS HONEY
>>223571494No need to bee negative
>>223595774>>tfw africanized bees are the ones most likely to endure.Of course, it's the BeeNWO. How can timmies even compete
>>223596760>FBEEI this is a sting and you fell for my honeypot
>>223567396>Bees shouldn't fly so good
>>223596575Indians have to make everything about their nigger worshiping fetish
>>223595112I'm gone at >HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
>>223583719Heh
>The WaspMan
>>223595112CIA's empty-headed shrug at the mention of "your prize"
You're a big fly.
>>223582085Greater men than you have tried to kill Bane, and many more will try after your passing. Bane is eternal.
>>223582743I know of only of one them. Tell me about the other two.
>>223594191Yes, the smoke rises!
>>223597509>Murder Hornets>don't mind if I do
>>223579522Who wants to try next?
>>223595112the editing is SOOO poor
>>223595721>What indicated he needed the mask to live?Having the mask on, like, he seems to need it.
>>223595721>What indicated he needed the mask to live?It's got all like breathing tubes and shitPlus I think in the comics Bane does need the mask to liveHe does in Batman & Robin (1997)
>>223567396>Oh, you think jazz is your ally? But you merely adopted the jazz. I was born in it.
>>223590149Bee-za time!
Y'all literally ruined Aidan Gillen's career with this
>>223599069Then show me the body
>>223595112I lasted until "I'm CIA"
>>223595112Ever since someone pointed out that Mosquito forgot he was supposed to be holding the wheel, I’ve never made it past the first five seconds. The one two punch of that and the power pose kills me
>>223599069He's a big star
>>223599069Sorry he can't be remembered as a poofter
>>223599069I don't think so and for one I don't find his performance bad or anyone else's for that matter. The memes have made it hilarious in retrospect but I don't remember laughing at the scene when I first saw the film. It's something to do with Nolan's dialogue, it's not that fast but it's too compressed, you have to listen carefully for the implications otherwise you'll miss what's going on. There's some jargon also. It's a good exposition and introduction for Bane, the sequence hits certain beats and that's why it's so memorable.The dialogue in Tenet however, is not only overly compressed, fast, but just too much in total, after a certain point your brain turns to mush. I don't know what Nolan wants, does he write pretentous on purpose and try to be high brow?
>>223599069>HE DIDN'T ACT SO GOOD
>>223600094RIP to a real one terry, and good find
>>223600094Saved and will repost, we need to blow the lid off of this one
>>223600094lmao no way
I am becoming increasingly convinced that Matthew Nolan and Tom Hardy and everyone have been slipping in stupid jokes on purpose into Chris Nolan's work in order to publicly mock Chris' larger incompetence and reliance on everyone else
>>223595112The california valley girl way of talking>uh you don't get to bring friends>uhh why would I want them?
>>223575946Re make the meme properly yourself then
>>223567545
>>223577625I still get Banepoetry in my yotube feed lel.
>>223595112>Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask?!Fuck, I lose it every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABtIfK1SwIU
>>223595112>Grrrrrr I'm frowning and so angry, be afraid!
>>223595112I'm a simple man, I hear "a big guy for you" and I laugh.
>>223571494But enough about wojacks
>>223600094>Was it a good life, after all is said and done?FOR YOU.
Something I never understood was why Bane went to all that trouble to disguise himself as a prisoner with a sack on his head - to be captured by the CIA / FBI - to then have another plane fly above and launch gang members to retrieve Dr Pavel and then to leave a gang member - who looks absolutely nothing like Pavel - to die and trick investigators to believe it was Pavel. The decoy had a brief blood transfusion from Pavel to create forensic evidence but this would have almost a zero chance of creating a false DNA match given how even the most burned body would be identified (teeth, age, height, dna material from places the transfusion would not affect). And all of that is just to give Bane a couple of days where the CIA think Pavel is dead. Great cinematic scene - filmed in the Scottish Highlands - but a mess as far as a plot is concerned.
>>223603333It was supposed to be a mirror of the Joker's introduction, where instead of it being about the Joker manipulating chaos and working around a gang of backstabbers, it was about Bane being a tactical genius who planned everything down to the letter and had minions so loyal they'd die for him without question.The slight snag was obviously that the plan was fucking retarded when you thought about it for even a second.
>>223603333Rule of cool.
>>223589413Because they’re not afraid to bee themselves.
>>223601362That would be fucking hilarious.
>>223595112I can’t make it past the powerstance.
>>223599081Same
Why was there a blood transfusion? Who was that guy in the bodybag
>>223567396Wow this thread is still alive. The fire rises.
>>223575884nice try agent sanchez
>>223603333It proved he had a lotta loyalty
imagine getting mad at memes on 4chan. this new generation is so incredibly narcissistic and low iq, humanity is fucked.
>Well congratulations! You got myself caught.
>>223604350>now what is the next step of my masterplan? I can't remember
>>223604458>Crashing my plane
>>223603333It was so he could fuck with Batman for killing the father of the girl child he saved from the middle eastern hole-prison, off coursh
>>223604350CIA, I'm CIA
>>223604745BaneenaB?
>>223604350>>223604745>>223604795The flight plan I just filed with the agency, lists me, me, me here, but only one of me!First me to talk gets to stay on our aircraft!
>>223567514BEADS?
By far, this has bee-n the best thread on /tv/ since the last gnome thread.
>>223567396>MOM i paid for grok premium with dad's creditcard
>>223604933you could even call it the bees knees
>>223567396Buzz?
>>223603333Why would they even expect a Wreckage Brother in the wreckage?
>>223604810Tell me about me! Why do I do the stance?
This is the moment that breaks my heart every time. CIA is so happy to have Pavel on board, and he’s so excited to pretend to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane. He’s filled with joie de vivre, and it’s utterly infectious. Yet he (and by extension, ourselves in the audience) have no idea what’s coming.
>>223605714It was going to make his career, he was never going to be able to tell his parents about the success of this black operation, but he knew capturing Bane would somehow make his mother proud of him. But then his plane crashed, and be became Agent Bill Wilson, RIP. 'Dr Pavel', he reaches out to distant fingers giving no flesh response, 'I'm KIA'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkfpi2H8tOE&list=RDVkfpi2H8tOE&start_radio=1o7
