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>>223569211
there was some tuberculosis going around

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absolut kino, I marathoned the entire thing

>NOOO BUT WHERE'S THE HECKIN' DIVERSITYARINO
>IT'S JUST OLD CHINESE MEN TALKING ABOUT WAR AND POLITICS
Yes.

>>223569211
I fucking love the spitting blood shit

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>>223569326

>bum bum bum bum bum bum bum... tsh...
>bum bum bum bum bum bum bum... tsh...
>The court of Bang-Dick-Ow looks pensive as they sit before their lord
>BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO!!
>A messenger runs in and kowtows
>"My lord, the enemy is at the outer gate, they have over 2,000,000 troops!"
>The courtiers and generals begin to weep
>Ayaaaaih! We are doomed Ayaaaaaa!!
>One general begins to laugh boisterously
>"G-General Ho-Lee-Fuk (styled: Oh-Shi) you dare to laugh at our misfortune! You are a traitor! Take him away and behead him!"
>The other generals fall to their knees and plead for his life
>Ho-Lee-Fuk smirks
>"My lord, I am laughing because your victory is at hand! Give me 5,000 elite heavy cavalry and I will defeat the enemy!"
>Ho-Lee-Fuk rides off and we see the same footage of people clashing into each other and a horse toppling
>"My lord! Oh-Shi has defeated the enemy! We are victorious!"
>The enemy general watches his forces collapse, and throws up a gallon of blood
>Freeze-frame
>Cut to Cao-Cao advertising an AC unit

>>223569444
>ayahhhh
One of the best repeated phrases