>I want a royalty
>>223569943>just give me a hug and call me once a year and i will give you double what youre asking for, with 0 equity>in fact, forget the hug just the handshake for the deal will work>i just need a friend, please thats all i ask>"hmmmm ill go with kevin!"
>'Your business is terrible, there's no growth potential and you're a fuckhead. That's why I'm determined to get 50% of your dogshit business for my spare change.'Mr Wonderful might not actually be jewish but he spiritually is.
>>223569943>I'm in, not because I believe in your product, but because I want the legal ability to tell you "fuck you" in board meetings for the next few months, after which I'll cash out and gleefully wait for you and your shitty stupid idea to go out of business.
this one was kinoooo. it was kind of funny looking back on who wasn't sold on it and would have made them millions and millions of dollars
>>223570125she looks like she's mogging kek