>Dr Jones. Christmas Jones. And don't make any jokes, I've heard them all,>I don't know any doctor jokes.
>doctorate degree>is a woman in her early twenties wearing shortshorts and a tank-top>has a tattooI didn't really "buy" her role, in that movie.
>>223571270what is her tattoo suppose to be anyway
>>223571178NO TIME FOR LOVE DOCTOR JONES
>>223571270Dude it's a Bond movie. They used to have characters named Honey Rider and Pussy Galore.
>>223571270late 20sLara Croft outfit for obvious reasonsnever noticed the tattooyou = homo
>>223571293The characters weren't played by literal retards.
>>223571293Holly Goodhead.LOL
>looks like christmas came earlybravo george
>>223571178she was miscast. You don't put Denis Richards in your movie and not have her play a villain
>>223572759It’s ’I thought Christmas only comes once a year’ you plebeian.
>>223574127SANTA BROUGHT IT EARLY!
>>223571270>doctorate degreewomen can get those, retard>s a woman in her early twenties wearing shortshorts and a tank-topit's hot out>has a tattooevery woman has one now
>Prime Denise Richards never played Lara Croft Seriously though we were robbed
>>223572791you have to appeal to low IQ coomers
>>223571412what's it like to be blind
>>223571270It isn't impossible to get a doctorate if you skip the masters. Plenty of places will allow you to do it, though up until several years ago the advice was always not to because you miss valuable experience.
>>223574243you can't skip it for sciences.
>>223574173>Prime Angelina Jolie played Lara CroftWe were NOT "robbed," kiddo.
>>223571270she's a bond girl, her role is to be hot, if you don't buy that it's because you're a faggot.
>>223574318>she's a bond girl, her role is to be hot,Yup, you're right! Good thing they... made her the most important nuclear physicist in the film...?Dr. Christmas Jones is a nuclear physicist who appeared in the 1999 James Bond film "The World is Not Enough.Maybe it was late 90s female empowerment? I'm sure young-adult sex symbols from fashion magazines are pivotal in proving intelligent scientific value for female audience members watchingohfuckthisshitjustnameher "Shirduz Fuxalot" and give her a couple sex scenes, it's a Bond film.
>>223574168no one has a doctorate in their early twenties
>>223574506
>>223571280It’s a pencil going through a folded piece of paper.
>>223574506>no one has a doctorate in their early twentiesaverage age is 29..she was 28 during filming. she was just too pretty and ditzy in every other role she's had to be convincing..but i was just a kid at the time so i was fine with it. what professor would've gave her bad marks? they'd be offering extra help hoping for a chance
>>223574578 he's not in his early 20s, checkmate
>>223574578>Belgium says so
>>223571178
>>223574467why are zoomers this fucking gay?
>>223575696>Make sure that your female sex symbols are>...also really smart and of great scientific and political value!!!!!!!I think you and I disagree about what defines "sex symbol."
>>223574168Feminist faggot. I want to smash your skull apart. You deserve death
>>223574243Some places integrate a masters into the PhD and still want you to have masters before as well. As someone who gone through this process you sincerely do not know what the fuck you are talking about.
>>223571178>Doctor in proctology I hope ;)
Younger people really need to get their testosterone levels checked.
>>223571178>give character obvious pun name just so you can make a pun>heh, looks like christmas comes more than once a year (god im so witty)This shit is just marvel quipslop for boomers.
>>223578211God damn it anon.
>>223574278In physics you just get a PhD. My friend was going for his PhD in physics and he basically washed out and they gave him a masters degree as a consolation prize for not completing his candidacy.
>>223578860he should have had an AI write his thesis paper.
Did somebody say doctor Jones?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1jPUB7gRyg
>>223578211kek
>>223574506Depends what you mean my early 20s. I have friends who got their PhD at 24.I hear American phds take longer than most countries thoguh, so you might be thinking of that.
>>223571270Kurisu in Stein's; Gate is only 17 and they write her to be a convincingly brilliant physicist while being a bombshell, why are you biased against Western Media for doing the same?>>223574243>>223577167Turd worlders detected. In the US almost every program either gives you a Masters after passing your qualifying exams in PhD or just uses your passed quals as the benchmark to let you continue on to being a PhD candidate.
>>223571270OK boomer
>>223575822faggot
>>223578445Small difference, Marvelslop dialogue is quip after quip for 2 hours to keep brainrot retards entertained. Bond movies have the occasional quip like this one and that's it. Boomers knew when to stop.
>>223571270Britbongs often have doctorates in their early-to-mid 20's
>>223571293They also used to be fun.
>>223574578>quantum physicsSo he has an imaginary degree in an imaginary field of science..
Shame about Pierce Brosnan's movies but at least Goldeneye is in the top 5 and the other three are at least sometimes fun.
>>223574730>tfw 33 about to graduate with a bsc.Do not lose hope bros, even if everyone is younger and more accomplished, at the end of the day we all turn 40.
the joke about christmas cumming twice a year at the end was a little too degen for bond imolike itsnot a big deal but it also shows they dont really understand the character
>>223571293>Kissy Suzuki>Plenty O'Toole>Octopussy
>>223571270>you mean he has metal teeth?!?!?>I don't exactly "buy" his role in that movie heheI'm of course being sarcastic, you're an insecure man who is afraid of a woman who chose to get a splotch of ink on her body in a fake movie. Take your meds.
>>223575822>you don't understand!!! my 1 incher turns into a no incher if a woman has an iq of double digits!
>>223582919Brosnan has 1 kino, 2 good ones and 1 turd (I still like DAD)Craig has 1 kino, 1 very good one, 3 turdsOverall Brosnan wins, even if you consider DAD the worst movie in the franchise, at least that's 1 movie while Spectre, Quantum and No Time To Die are 6+ hours of torture instead of just 2
>>223571769>Goodheadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiWeqVYYI1c
>>223582848At least it’s not string theory
>>223583644I wasn't aware I was comparing Brosnan to Craig. I only watched Casino Royale. It's good. Never bothered with the sequels.
>>223583076Why does Pleasence look so small?
>>223574467movie was garbage but these two are probably the hottest set of bond girls imo
>>223571178her name was Christmas because she cums only once a year
>>223571178women owe me nuclear physics degrees.
>>223574313This. Glad we got an actual Tombraider movie before the insecure Karens took completely over Hollywood
>>223574467Meh I'd rather the Bond girl be a nerd in a plot relevant field than some grrlboss fighting men twice her size and weight.
>>223585027We got two, even
>>223578445Slop Gooner spotted
>>223585027both Angelina TR movies fucking sucked tho
>>223571270Bond movies are cape shit, some blatantly and deliberately ridiculous and “camp”, you might as well complain about Conan having a shaved chest
>>2235866971st one was decent. 2nd wasn't as good. But Jolie played a great Croft
>>223571270Bond has always been capeshit-tier. Not sure why you're all acting surprised
>>223574506she was 28, that is an age where a doctorate is well possible>>223574127This!>>223574168yeah but not back then. especially not one who wanted to be taken serious as a scientist. and not there.
>>223574578You can get a PhD if some university wants to give it to you. They occasionally pretend to hand it out to random gen alpha toddlers to make it look like child geniuses exist.Like what was this zoomie’s thesis even about? What new thing/original idea did she come up with
>>223586825all 3 movies are junk, although the first one is kinda watchable and has some decent moments but it is still edgy early 2000s slop
>>223586985made me do a double take, didn't realize that little august gloop looking kid was a girl
