New housemates edition.Previous thread: >>223537717
PREVIOUSLY:>The housemates took part in a Million Pound Drop style task>Won some of the shopping budget, not all>Rochelle is getting pissed off by Sam, who sprinkled hair on her pillow>Johanne was evicted>Rochelle celebrated during her exit citing "Ding Dong the witch is dead">Johanne took no accountability during her interview>New housemates arrived!>Twinks, a 36 year old fashion designer who is "quirky">Catrin, a 23 year old Welsh slag>Funnily enough the thread prior people were saying "Yeah this series is pretty good for drama but the one thing its lacking is a slag">Then they actually throw one in the absolute madlads, they knew the series was almost perfect but missing somethingTONIGHT:>Rochelle singing ding dong the witch is dead may come back to bite her, as Twinks reveals she is a witch>Rochelle and Omar are particularly unwelcoming to the new housemates, which pisses off some of the other housemates>Yasmin and Omar argue over his treatment of new housemate Twinks
>>223572503Made for BBC
>>223572582Also another extended episode. Again just assume they're extended from this point on
Rhianna's enthusiastic reaction to the new housemates
>Philip, Frankie, Harry, Rob and Lynx finding out that Twinks is coming to the house
>>223572582>Johanne the bible basher leaving as Satan's chosen, a witch enters the house.
>>223572582>Rochelle and Omar create a makeshift ducking stool in the hot tub
Imagine if Rochelle lifted her dress up and mooned Johanne as she left wouldn't that be so gross haha
Pauline on the ropeslush
>I wasn't losing to that niggerWe can hear you, Rochelle!
>BRAH WE NEEDED SUM GURLS IN 'ERE COS I'M TOTALLY STRAIGHTA broken clock is right twice a day.
>She's nearly fortyBased fucking Philip identifying the millennial cat lady
>Pauline torn between wanting a chocolate and keeping up the organic shtickLmao
At least Rhianna's honest
>You now remember HarryThe new slags have had more screentime than him and they've only been here for five fucking minutes.
OOOOOO IM SO QUIRKY I AM LE WITCH
>>223572779Wrong thread, schizo.
Catrin sex on legs
Phillip and Rochelle think they are untouchable now
>>223572819They have done since that tennis ball saying they're favorites to win.
>sam is a super fan bb autistHe definitely posts in these threads
>>223572842I was hoping he was gonna be another George-level incel but after three weeks he seems more of a redditor.
>>223572842He keeps quoting /LIG/ memes that nobody understands. Its why he's getting no screen time
>>223572863>/LIG/
>If it gets kinda deep, I might feel a sort of way Fascinating conversation
>when you realise you are closer in age to Twinks than Catrin
Sam wants to shag Catrin so bad
Has Yasmin ever actually confronted anyone about anything? All she does is big herself up and do fuck all
SUFFAH PAULINE
>>223572596It's on ITV actually
>>223572965She's a slug inside and out
I'm sure Godshagger Johanne appreciates being the object of affection for a dyke.
>>223572965She went after Johanne first night I think
Someone needs to make Rob cry again
It's the saddest day in any boons life when they realise that their actions have consequences.
Teehee im just a bad bitch witch the moon is slayyy!
Why are all middle aged women into clairvoyance and mediums and stuff?
Forgot that Lynx is a Christbuck just like Segun. Now we need to see him do the walk of shame down the stairs.
Why are there so many Faith Fags in the house this year?
>>223573050What do you think God thinks of having your feet licked by gay men and then posting the pics online for money?
Yasmin is a disgusting gelatinous mass
Twinks is absolutely one of these "Witchtok" trendy witches who basically use it as an excuse to buy candles and tarot cards, isnt she?
>>223572862>George-level incelWhat does that even mean?
>>223573044spirituality without any rules
>Cant say anything these days>This country was built on free speechPhillip going for the Facebook Boomer voting group
Phillip is proof that the old gays are getting sick of the troons
>>223573120Farage's greatest soldier
Fuck sake why are they discussing this trans shit? Its all people are gonna talk about all week now
>>223573159Omar is about to get rage baited kek
>SHEEEIIIIT NIGGAR I FINNA GON WAGE JIHAD AGAINST DEM FUCKIN TRANNIES BY ALLAH FR
>>223573143Most are
>>223573159itv couldn't help themselvesknew they'd throw one in
What's the point in bringing in an "ally" when you could have an actual tranny in there.
>>223573168Omar getting the urge to take Twinks up to the roof
>>223573194BRING HER BACK
Wow twinks is such a decent fucking human being such an empathetic queen first discussion she has she tries starting a culture war the toxic bitch
>>223573120He's right, the authoritarian far-left establishment love speech restrictions and censorship
Most of the clips are housemates slating Yas kek
Both these new bitches have some arses on them. Phwoar!
Rochelle absolutely FUMING that there is a slightly younger older lady in there now hahahaha
>They're doing Love Island Movie NightBased.
Sam is getting rinsed in all these
>Lol ok bitch. 57 fucking years old and you unironically use the word "ick"!?Based Sam.
>I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lieSo every time they don't say that, they ARE lying?
How did Yas escape that? Everyone's been slating her behind her back
>>223573324There were definitely better choices there. They just went in on our Sam
Teflon Yas
>I'm an aging twinkStop fucking saying that word, you pederast!
Pauline finding refuge in between Twinks and Rob with a face like a slapped arse lmao she is fuuuucked
>>223573358she's starting to believe the tennis balls thought she was favourite
Twix would get it.
>>223573358She's fucked. She dropped the boys group for Johanne and now she's isolated
Vemon Sam on his path to going nuclear
"Punished" Pauline, a woman without friends.
Phillip and Rochelle have really gone mask off now theyve defeated their enemy
are king an queen have spoken
>There's only three of us queersThree quarters of the fucking house maybe.
>>223573436It was the combo of the tennis ball saying they're favorites, and Rochelle surviving eviction
>Im quite lightThats legitimately the funniest thing Harry has said
Witch arse
All these bible bashers getting ready to reenact the Salem witch trials by the end of the week
>>223573436Phillip is clearly fed up with Pauline, which is pretty funny
>>223573533RIP to cocky Pauline
I cant tell if Omar is legit scared of witches or feminists
"you're not a witch, you're just bored"
So basically she collects candles and crystal stones.
>>223573570I went to the west country recently and theres legit a wixen or witch shop in every town. These middle aged women love buying their magic crystals
>THE PATRIARCHY THE PATRIARCHY THE PATRIARCHY THE PATRIARCHYOmar can't behead this cunt soon enough. And of fucking course the brown landwhale kisses her arse.
How is this bitch Twinks turning it around on everyone else like that lmao, totally mogged
>Have you been telling people I am a witch?>And why have you been going around telling people that?Bitch introduced herself as a witch then interrogates Frankie like she's a teacher at school. Fucking nutcase!
>Wixen woman leaves her bubble for 24 hours and ends up crying because people ask her questions
Crazy bitch of the season very clearly
>So you're not a real witch then, you're just bored?Based.>I've been here for 24 hours, why am I crying?Well, you're a strong woman, so that can't be it. Must be the patriarchy.
>>223573641She's a boring villain desu
Imagine this “witch” and Elsa in the same room
>>223573655She'd have fit right in with Feyisola and Zelah.
>>223573637hope Omar keeps asking lol
Her tits are literally as flat as a witches tits.I think she might actually be one, lads. Careful what you say.
>She's 36So she's one of these quirky millennials who refused to grow up?
Twinks reminds me of the sister from The Queen's Nose
Actually pretty glad half the house thinks this witch shit is weird, it isnt that deep but her tryharding to be different flying back in her face is so funny and deserved
>>223573673Imagine her talking to Lily about witchcraft and Lily actually believing that this shite is real.
Based anti-feminist Rochelle
Omar is legitimately scared that shes a mystic and has powers
>It's a white woman who wants to be le hecking diverseSurely it'd be much easier to just say you're bisexual or some shit.
>>223573771she's that too
>>223573555He seems to think both are looniesHe's not wrong
>>223573771Shes also Pan sexual
>SHIT, NIGGA, DIS CRAZY ASS WITCHCRAFT SHIT FINNA BE WHACK AS FUQ FO REAL
The original witch
Twinks is literally just upset people aren't all licking her arse because of her epic quirky personality and right-on beliefs fuuuuck offff but guarantee twitter fags love her, tho they loved Joanne and look how that turned out
>>223573779Keep her out of the kitchen.Fucking pan nonce.Yeah, she must be a complete personality vacuum if she's having to stack bisexuality and witchcraft.
>Twinks was a stylist for GKNepotism!
>>223573673They missed out not having Twinks and Elsa in the same season
>>223573801The original witch
Did someone say Baked Potato!
Reddit is already turning on Phillip for his troon comments kek
PUNISHED PAULINE
>>223573925lol her and Phillip clocked her before she opened her mouth
>I have never experienced racism in the four years I've been in the UKBased nigger.>Pauline: AWW SHIT BOI DEY DIN'T KISS ME ARSE AT THE SUPERMARKET I'M LITERALLY GETTING LYNCHED!!!Cringe nigger.
>My husband is whiteOf fucking course he is.>My son is whitePress X to doubt.
JOHANNE LIKES THE WITCHBLASPHEMY
Thought we'd seen the last of this deluded boon :(Get Jedward back on!
Her voice is like a knitting needle in my ear.Can't take much more of this.
>>223573601Get this retarded cunt out asap
Elsa has given birth!
Oh no she's claimed him for good. If he ever tried to dump her, she'll take his money for alimony.
>>223573779
>AWW HELL NAW YE CAN'T JUST CALL GOD A DOG!>Witchcraft, you say? Girls just wanna have fun!
Kek. The answer to every "why did you do this?" question has been "out of sheer spite"
BRUV BRO BRUV BRO BRUV BRO BRUV BRO BRUV BRO BRUV BRO
>You now remember that it was Lynx who invoked the race card first.I hope this performative bent twat gets a backdoor eviction.
>>223574301Yeah we all know if she was still in the house, she'd be freaking the fuck out.
>>223574322I think he's more used to a backdoor entrance.
>>223573925Pics of Twink's bathing suit arse?
>>223574322He's gonna float to the final and come 5th/6th, nobody is gonna nominate him because he cooks for them.
>>223539845Called it yesterday
>>223574341
>Frankie grovelling and apologising to the crazy feministSo spineless and pathetic
Big Brother is a show for the gays and the feminist girlies. Seethe chuddies.
>>223574576No wonder the ratings have been so bad for years and it keeps getting cancelled then
>>223574599Channel 5 BB had tits out all the time and hetero sex on TVITV are a gigacuck women's channel run by a feminist
