>now while he's not looking swap his fresh can of coke with one that's been sitting on his desk open for four days.>zoom in on his face, perfect>we have a pepsi sponsorship now, run a pepsi ad
>He's ready for his first date tonight, remove his foreskin while he's taking the usual nap.
>He's jerking off to Saved by the Bell reruns again>have the phone ring and someone knock at the door
>>223573691>he's going on a date to watch Digger with his crush>as he's saying which movie he's there for to the ticket seller have a black guy bump into him
>now give him ear wax
>>223574198>zoom on his sneakers as he's kicking Truman on the ground, I'm going long on Nike
>he's starting his weeklong break from work>detonate the pipe in his bathroom and flood his apartment
>>223574163too real
>>223574327>Clog his pipes>Again, sir? It's the 10th time this month...>Do it.