>Alien invasion movie>They head straight for the USA
Using land area (excluding inland water), the United States accounts for about 7.05% of the world's land area.Former Episcopal priest Graham Hess lives on a rural farm in Doylestown, Pennsylvania.
>alien invasion movie >they crash land in Antarctica
why not
they see picrel, where the fuck you think they're going to head?
>>223573932No wonder they land in New York or LA and avoid flyover hick states
>>223573932Uruguay
>>223573784Where else would they go? Israel?Don't be antisemitic.
>>223573932> implying the world is flat
comedy movie where aliens keep landing in the worst 3rd world countries and develop a hatred for humans while a 1st world alien enthusiast and government officials look on in horror and separately try to guide the aliens to them, before eventually teaming up.
>>223573995>aliens take the earth to get alfajoresunderstandable
>>223573784>head straight for the USAWhat else is there?
>>223573784>alien invasion movie>The alien's one weakness is water
>>223573932Why would they see picrel and not the other side of the planet with europe and asia? And why would they see the planet conveniently oriented north/south to begin with?
>>223573784so write your own alien invasion movie where they head to whatever shithole you're from.
>>223574517I did!But the studio is making me rewrite it to your mom's house.
>>223573784>aliens invade USA>get shot>aliens invade mexico>get decapitated>aliens invade canada>get MAID'd>aliens invade europe>get allah akbar'd>aliens invade china>get eaten>aliens invade india>get hit by trains>aliens invade africa>get AIDS>aliens invade israel>get subverted>aliens invade ukraine>get drafted and droned>aliens invade russia>get alcohol poisoning>aliens invade australia>get raped by giant spiders
>>223574485japan would probably be the ideal country to land in desu.US would bomb it on sight.chinks would try to scrap the ship on landingYurop would attempt to tax the aliens for not getting a galaxy-passport, and Earth Landing License
>>223574508It's the same comparison. Europe, Africa and Asia look not much different than S.America.
>>223574538that's unfortunate, she's been dead for 20 years. i guess a dead lady's tomb is a more interesting locale than your entire country. that's a shame.
>alien invasion movie>it's on Sentinel Island again
>>223574508They'll likely see it oriented NS or SN due to the gravity of the sun forcing everything into one plane
>>223573784That's what they learned from probing all the butthurted euros sore asses; USA #1!
i mean its in the middle it kinda makes sense no?
>>223574569Your mom lived her entire life in a tomb? You're a faggot
>>223574619and you're a retard. nice chat.
>>223574448Movie where aliens come to Earth but inexplicably only contact Russia and media calls them bigoted oligarchs
>>223574617>sidelining the Greenwich Meridianretarded map desu
>>223574617>american education
>>223574556>alien landing:(>alien landing, japan:O
>>223574663jeez I didn't think I'd make you so butthurt
>>223574617Well Greenland is the biggest
>>223574541kek
>>223574541>>223574556>aliens invade japan>watch anime and troon out
>>223574859>Mercator Projection claims another victim
>>223573784Pentagon needs to keep you in a state of fear so you don't ask where da trillionz go
>>223573784>Alien invasion movie>they start with Europe>nobody fights back because no army and no guns lol>people just wait in their commie cuckboxes to get slaughteredThere are things you don't want to see in movies
>>223575146>There are things you don't want to see in moviesSounds incredibly based.America would come in and save the day in the third act of course
>>223573932Now look what China looks like.
>>223574541No cute Alien gf ;(
>>223575146>European governments immediately surrender to aliens to help them slaughter their own citizens
>movies are made by america for american audience>why don't they set it in brazil?
They'd land in the UK because every other fucker is trying to get in, so why not
>>223575471>Hey Leader, what group of humans are in charge here? The white ones, the brown ones, or the yellow ones?
>>223573784Pretty common for alien media to take place in the country that's producing the media. See how often that shit starts in Japan.
>>223575416>No cute Alien gf ;(
>>223573995WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME?
>>223575725Kill yourself
>>223574566AI slop
>>223574541Earth is just too dangerous for aliens.
>>223573784>intercept deep-space radio/TV EMF waves which are 90% American in original >fly past moon, see US flag>"wow, those guys must rule the world, we should talk to them first"not difficult
>>223576298Thank you, reddit.
>>223575725Die already
>>223573784We're the center of the world, what do you expect?
>>223576568But that flag is in Burbank. We're just now figuring out how to get to the moon so we can fake the Mars landing there.
>alien invasion>they head toward the de facto most powerful country on the planetOkay, and?
>>223578963>choose the hardest place to stage your entire invasionIncredible. Y'all really didn't learn a single thing from D-Day
>>223579052One would assume a species with interstellar travel would have air superiority and no need for a land invasion.
>>223573784>Alien movie made in a country other than the US>they head straight for the irrelevant country where the film was madeIt's more believable when the yanks do it.
>>223579184It made enough sense in District 9.>>223575146Edge of Tomorrow did that and it was kino.
>>223573932>>223574566The Netherlands.
>>223579273Yeah, but that was a reference to District Six.
>>223573784>giant survival spaceship>made in china
>>223573784>Godzilla movie>he heads straight for Japan
>>223573784>>223574566They usually imply that the invasion is happening worldwide via news clippings but the STORY is being told from America's PoV.Signs show Brazil and other placeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7qqDhJ23t8
>>223574541>aliens invade china>get eatenWe need a movie about this. Like humans gaining all sorts of weird abilities from eating alien meat in China
>>223575146>>223575429topkek
>>223579154Right, but if your gonna attack from space, it might be good to attack from the side of the earth least capable of sending surface to space nukes at you. Imagine your a satellite. Who are you more worried about actually managing to hit you while in orbit. Floating over the United States or...or russia.
>>223579052If the aliens want to kill or subjugate us, they’re going straight for the military command centers of all the major world powers. Nukes are maybe the one thing that could cause them some annoyances. After that it’s just a turkey shoot until unconditional surrender.
>>223580002But if you invade Russia, what have you captured worth keeping? CS2 players?
>>223579738
>>223580002We’d more than likely be totally disarmed and in a global communications blackout before we know anyone’s here to kill us. If they can travel faster than light, they can shut down a defense network with the push of a button. Maybe they won’t even bother showing up until we’re all dead, they’ll just launch a probe with nanobots from deep space at us.
>>223579330Why is the world still so primitive bros
>>223573932Less built up areas where they can safely set up a base of operations
>>223579738Pacific Rim has a whole bit about kaiju body parts being sold for consumption in Hong Kong
>>223573932>>223574566>>223579330are you people retarded
>>223580144But they weren't enhanced by it. I'm talking about a sci-fi pandemic where the aliens are us
>>223574104Quite possibly somewhere near there as an attempt to launch an attack on the obviously strategically important suez cannel, might go to Israel instead expecting stiff resistance if they try to land directly at the canal, not realizing how well defended Israel itself is
>>223580062No dude, it's where you stage your invasion, you need some area thats not important, to turn into a runway, your just glassing that land.>>223580088Any actual invasion would have to be a predator movie style thing>hey jinxioalin, look, a level 2 planet, they just got things into orbit 17 manuareette cycles ago. Wanna see if we can do it with just phaseron tech?
>>223575566>Reading manga set in the gallapagos islands>The team sent to figure out what the fuck is going on over there is Japanese for some reason
>>223576408Clearly the aliens should team up with earth to fight the mars niggers.
>>223579674This one actually makes sense though because he was created by nuclear testing that happened near japan.
>>223580662I like Mars.
