Dracula 2000
Vampire movies are woketrash>dude these people are so white and so rich that means they are ... le evil
>>223578086UnderworldThe LostBoysJohn Carpenter's VampiresBladeBlade 2
>>223578161Also From Dusk Till Dawn
rewatched blade recently and it's like five times worse than i remembered, fucking horriblemetro was the only good scenebad guy fucking his mother was fucking hilarious thoughrewatched near dark recently, it's even more kino than i remember, bigelow really translates the vampires' murderous curse although i have no idea how they did not manage to build a solid foundation for themselves and lived like blood rats on a hunt. the ending is ludicrously rushed, they find a cure for vampirism and kill all vampires by running away on foot in five minutes.
>>223578086>requests vampire kino>posts werewolf kinowtf
My girlfriend had me watch Queen of the DamnedIt's a good movie, rock atmosphere with the vocalist of Korn being the stage voice for the main vampire character who decides he's tired of living in the shadows and becomes a rock star
Vampire accidentally turns mafia boss into a vampire, blood violence and hilarity ensue.
Pale blood 1990 is silly and really 90s los angeles scenery
>>223578086Bump, vampires are kino
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>>223578221I was just about to say this. What a idiot
>>223578086do parodies count as well?Dracula dead and loving itVampires suck
Watch Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person>>223579327Also this. It's a vastly underrated kino.
>>223578150Vampire are gypsies you mong.
>>223579417And Jewish in the movies. Shit got Dracula with the Star of David
>>223578086underworld of course
Subspecies
Abigail for lolipire kinoOnce Bitten for milfpire kino
thirst is a good one i don’t see mentioned often.
The Invitation (2022) had some good visuals and scenes here and there, but 90% of the movie is spent preaching a political message to you (I'm apolitical but it got exhausting - redeeming feature, the woman in this image gets naked)
>>223578134Top tier kino
>>223578086Blacula of course.
For me, it’s Hotel Transylvania
>>223578086for me its true blood. just ignore the last season. its the last series where everyone in the cast is hot as fuck, malr or female.
>>223579396Good list. A few moreBoys From County HellBury the BrideVampThe HungerInterview with the VampireAbigail
>>223578161those are the worst ones
>>223578086Habithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9VsgTZSHcs
>>223578086>31 posts>not one mention of Vampire Hunter D + BloodlustStep up your game, fangbangershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XirFUvnoiJU
DaybreakersStake Landoff the top of my head
The AddictionDaughters of DarknessThe HungerFright NightA Girl Walks Home Alone At NightBlood for Dracula
Vampire media peaked with Shiki and I believe this 100% unironically.
>>223584992
worth a watch stuff here
>>223578179from dusk till dawn, 30 days of night, night watch
>>223578086>Van helsingSince no one mentioned it
>>223585370not a kino
>>223583613>leo-toast.gif
>>223583613I liked Bloodlust more, very well drawn and the concept of the vampire genuinely being in love with the girl (and vice versa) was novel. Still, anime can't be kino
They actually made a Vampire the Masquerade TV show. It's pure 90s camp. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqms2RzroBIS58BXJ3N4C_3xjD9DDVYrM
>>223585915Really liked that movie.
Not enough children vampires.
>>223583400The Invitation 2 /10 Abigail 1/10 The Damned 1/10 Bram Stoker’s Dracula 8/10 Let the Right One In 4/10 From Dusk Till Dawn 2/10 Queen of the Damned N/10 Jennifer’s Body 1/10 Twins of Evil 2/10 Dracula 1/10 The Lost Boys 7/10 30 Days of Night 3/10 Rabid 2/10 Near Dark 8/10 Drained 1/10 The Hunger 4/10 Stake Land 2/10 Blade 2/10 Interview with the Vampire 6/10 Fright Night 5/10 Mary… 1/10 Buffy the Vampire Slayer 0/10 Underworld 0/10 What We Do in the Shadows 5/10 Doctor Sleep 2/10
>>223587171Unbelievably shit tier taste. You could only be a /v/ poster.
>>223587171>Near DarkSucks brontosaurus balls
>A family of vampires who choose to abstain from drinking blood are confronted with the problem of their teenage children, whose bloodlust proves difficult to control. When their identity is exposed, parents Helen and Peter are forced to confront who they are, with the help or hindrance of Peter's twin brother Will, who is a practicing vampire.Speaking of vampire movies, anyone know if this is worth watching? It has Captain Winters from Band of Brothers and Kelly Macdonald. The premise sounds like it should be a tv show instead of a movie.
>>223585915
Monster Squad
Frankie Freako
>>223578086/tv/ may not like it. But it's true all the same.SINNERS
The helsing abridged anime is peak vampires.
>>223588381
>>223578616Anne Parillaud is cute as fuck in this.
>>223588381But...OVA exists?
>>223582901True Blood was great schlocky fun for the first few seasons, I will say however the opening credits were even more kino and totally misrepresented the show. You expect some kind of existentialist southern gothic take on vampire horror, and instead you get goofy zombie orgies, black gay witches and British people doing dumb phoney southern gentleman accents.>WHEN YOU CAME IN, THE AIR WENT OUT
>>223588467Does the ova have Argentinian nazi vampires eating bong babies while the Vatican is killing protestants?
The Forsaken was alright.
>Thirst
>>223578161Lesgo
>>223588595I watched this movie and completely forgot about it. It's very boring.
>>223588377Whatever flaws Sinners has as a movie, it's FANTASTIC as vampire kino, but /tv/ can't see it because of tribalism.Remick is a 10/10 vampire up there with the very best of them.
>>223588638It had it's moments. But because of the weakly written racism/KKK subplot we even end up with a KKK&african american shoutout as the climax of a vampire movie.It was just stupid. They could have had the KKK show up at night and have them all killed by the vampires and it would be more fitting. But nope, the ultimate and final evil of the movie where white men.
>>223588873Not really
>>223588873>It was just stupid.It sure fucking was, but it was also great.>the ultimate and final evil of the movie where white men.It was the KKK. The fact that you generalize the actions of a few American degenerates to all of whites is an insult to whites.I invite you to read up about Reverend Lovejoy (the real one, not the Simpsons character) and tell me if KKK is good for white people and freedom of speech, something you surely appreciate as a 4chan user.
>>223588595this might be my favorite jarmusch movie. it’s not even that good but it felt very cool and i adore hiddelston. it’s actually incredible how far jarmusch had coasted off the novelty of coffee and cigarettes. dudes a total hack.
Sucks that Van Helsing did bad at the box office
>>223583613Im still blown by the visuals, one of the very best
>>223590664>NOOO NOOOOOO DON'T SUCK MY BLOOD. DON'T SUCK MY BLOOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>223587171just say you like dick dude
>>223587171Terrible taste, you can't enjoy anything at all can you?Also some of those weren't on my list
>>223589620>coffee and cigarettesNot even in his top five
>>223578086interview with the vampire (1994)vampire humaniste cherche suicidaire consentant (2023)låt den rätte komma in (2008)everything else sucks compared to these
>>223578086SinnersBut yall racist aslIstg it's a generational movie but some of yall aren't ready for that conversation
>>223583400Elite ball knowledge
>>223592077> SinnersHahah
>>223587171kys
I know most people consider them awful but I love the Dracula 2000 trilogy
>>223588495I'm pretty sure it does, but I haven't watched it in a long time.
>>223587577Bo Bragason is so fucking cute it's unreal.
I want more vampire slayer kino. I hate vampires so much it's unreal.
Charisma Carpenter in the first 3 seasons of Buffy is worth watching all on her own
>>223578086Why cant I stop liking evil women?
>>223578150Vampires legends are literally rooted in racism against non-whites.
>>223594513nah it was dumb fucks from the Balkans that evolved superstition with religion playing a big role. read The Vampire by Thomas Bohn. First use of the word vampire were from surgeons describing who they couldn't convince the village hick retards that decomposition of the body was natural around the 1700s
>>223582025>(I'm apolitical but it got exhausting - redeeming feature, the woman in this image gets naked)Say no more, it's on my watch list
Let Me In
>>223578234I watch Queen of the Damned every spoopy season.
>>223578150majority of vampires and vampire movies come off as massively homosex, its unavoidable.
>>223595044
>>223578221>>223579343its the same thing really.
>>223587171Decent list but Lost Boys is too high.
>>223578086Dracula 1979Near DarkInterview w VamFright NightBlade 1KronosI consider the rest to be embarrassing shit. Faggot clothes horses voguing and conducting themselves like drama goths. Or being to campy with butter chests etc.There may be modern vampire movies of quality but I will never see one. I quit vampire films forever after watching Van Helsg. No more bullshit.
>>223588377The vampire parts were really fun but the nigger parts were cringe. And all the progs having religious experiences because the movie put niggers twerking in the 20s and said "whithey steal mo music" was retarded
>>223595044yes. even the American remake is good
Modern Vampires
>>223578086MartinNear DarkFright NightVampire Hunter DCradle of Fear (not great but fun to watch)
Has anyone mentioned The Addiction yet?
I bet none of the films posted here have female vampire x male human romance. Other than Innocent Blood
>>223597099wow, I made this rec pic YEARS ago
>>223597125Is this the Ferrara one? I'm a big Abel Ferrara fan but still haven't seen this one. I just never ever see it streaming anywhere.
>>223597752Underworld has that.
>>223578086Bran Stover's Dragula
>>223596286>do you like... pisgetti!?!
>>223597803The man is half vampire half werewolf what are we talking about
>>223578086Watching the Interview with the vampire series atm. It's good. Very different from the movie. Closer to the source material in many ways, but it also changes different things, like the time period at the start and Louis' background. I dont mind the changes. They make it work.
>>223597752Near DarkThe Lost BoysHumanist VampireA Girl Walks Alone
>>223579456retard
