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With the recent rise of "Malfoid" will the upcoming Harry Potter series take inspiration from it and develop a romance between them?
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>>223578735
No, this idea is too good for that slop show
Plus the show is a shot-for-shot remake of the movies
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No as it doesn't work despite your coomerism fetishes
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>>223578786
shut the fuck up nigger
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>>223578735
Because of child labor laws and the costs in housing, feeding, and schooling them, it wouldn’t surprise me if they rewrote Pansy or the Greengrasses. They’re paying for them anyway, why not spend 20 minutes out of an 8 hour season making one of them flirt with Harry or some shit?
>>223578781
>shot for shot remake
The first season is 8 hours and they already revealed they filmed new stuff with Draco, not to mention Black Snape
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>>223578786
It's crazy how hard she btfo trannies without even trying. Like men just enjoying their own thing not even trying to start anything but somehow it's enraged multiple groups.
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>Narcissa "Now my daughter, don't tell me after all these years of disdain for those pathetic Wizarding families, Potter has made you start to care for those mudbloods?"
>"THE MUDBLOODS!?" Malfoid yells in anger as she draws her wand with lightning speed, and in half a second encants "Expecto Patronum!" as a beautiful corporal form of a stag shoots from a blinding light, dancing around the room in brilliant glory before disappearing
>Narcissa looked at her daughter with widen eyes of shock, unable to process what she was just shown
>"........After all this time?"
>Malfoid glared at her mother, soft tears dimming the sides of her vision as she defiantly whispered "Always."
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i hope she stretches her legs at me
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>>223578735
Yes, but not in the way you'd hope. The show's just going to make them both gay and molested or have the guy playing Malfoy troon out.
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This thread is an ad meant to generate interest in the recent HBO nigger reboot of Harry Potter.

Do not bump this thread, otherwise the pajeet who made it will get a raise.
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You're all algo cattle.
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>>223578880
>Multibillion dollar well established franchise.
>paying people to make genderbent malfoy
Take your meds
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>>223578921
No he said they’re paying people to make 4chan threads, which has been done for other movies in the past
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>>223578735
>the upcoming Harry Potter series
it'll be a faggot romance if so, maybe they'll even recast "Malfoid" as some giant gorilla black to help check more boxes.
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>>223578891
AI is becoming way too powerful...
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>>223578921
Yes this happens on this board and netflix, wb and even AMC have done it for years.
We've even had HBO interns that sit around
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>>223578946
Checking boxes is the natural modus operandi of one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
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>>223578946
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>>223578735
no because they didn't gender swap draco for the tv show....

but harry looks like a 40 year old lesbian...
bros did they gender swap harry instead?
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>>223578891
wtf i love AI now?
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>>223578805
Are you noticing the pattern?
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>>223578735
>take inspiration from it
Hollywood is too inept for that.
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MAGFOID
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>>223579169
This one is mega cringe I wish people would stop posting it.
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>>223578880
You need to refine your shilldar
It's clearly not a shill campaign because it's so ill-defined
She doesn't even have a first name that anyone can agree on. There are like three choices
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fanfics are good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQcgQ4Kznw0
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>>223579288
How To Train a Mudblood Pet is the only good one, and even that one was left unfinished.
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>>223579193
You misunderstand, he IS the HBO shill. They are seething because people are talking about this instead of harry potter blacked edition.
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>>223579169
Malfoy is fucking British



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