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With the recent rise of "Malfoid" will the upcoming Harry Potter series take inspiration from it and develop a romance between them?
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>>223578735
No, this idea is too good for that slop show
Plus the show is a shot-for-shot remake of the movies
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No as it doesn't work despite your coomerism fetishes
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>>223578786
shut the fuck up nigger
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>>223578735
Because of child labor laws and the costs in housing, feeding, and schooling them, it wouldn’t surprise me if they rewrote Pansy or the Greengrasses. They’re paying for them anyway, why not spend 20 minutes out of an 8 hour season making one of them flirt with Harry or some shit?
>>223578781
>shot for shot remake
The first season is 8 hours and they already revealed they filmed new stuff with Draco, not to mention Black Snape
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>>223578786
It's crazy how hard she btfo trannies without even trying. Like men just enjoying their own thing not even trying to start anything but somehow it's enraged multiple groups.
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>Narcissa "Now my daughter, don't tell me after all these years of disdain for those pathetic Wizarding families, Potter has made you start to care for those mudbloods?"
>"THE MUDBLOODS!?" Malfoid yells in anger as she draws her wand with lightning speed, and in half a second encants "Expecto Patronum!" as a beautiful corporal form of a stag shoots from a blinding light, dancing around the room in brilliant glory before disappearing
>Narcissa looked at her daughter with widen eyes of shock, unable to process what she was just shown
>"........After all this time?"
>Malfoid glared at her mother, soft tears dimming the sides of her vision as she defiantly whispered "Always."
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i hope she stretches her legs at me
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>>223578735
Yes, but not in the way you'd hope. The show's just going to make them both gay and molested or have the guy playing Malfoy troon out.
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This thread is an ad meant to generate interest in the recent HBO nigger reboot of Harry Potter.

Do not bump this thread, otherwise the pajeet who made it will get a raise.
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You're all algo cattle.
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>>223578880
>Multibillion dollar well established franchise.
>paying people to make genderbent malfoy
Take your meds
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>>223578921
No he said they’re paying people to make 4chan threads, which has been done for other movies in the past
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>>223578735
>the upcoming Harry Potter series
it'll be a faggot romance if so, maybe they'll even recast "Malfoid" as some giant gorilla black to help check more boxes.
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>>223578891
AI is becoming way too powerful...
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>>223578921
Yes this happens on this board and netflix, wb and even AMC have done it for years.
We've even had HBO interns that sit around
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>>223578946
Checking boxes is the natural modus operandi of one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
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>>223578946
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>>223578735
no because they didn't gender swap draco for the tv show....

but harry looks like a 40 year old lesbian...
bros did they gender swap harry instead?
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>>223578891
wtf i love AI now?
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>>223578805
Are you noticing the pattern?
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>>223578735
>take inspiration from it
Hollywood is too inept for that.
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MAGFOID
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>>223579169
This one is mega cringe I wish people would stop posting it.
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>>223578880
You need to refine your shilldar
It's clearly not a shill campaign because it's so ill-defined
She doesn't even have a first name that anyone can agree on. There are like three choices
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fanfics are good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQcgQ4Kznw0
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>>223579288
How To Train a Mudblood Pet is the only good one, and even that one was left unfinished.
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>>223579193
You misunderstand, he IS the HBO shill. They are seething because people are talking about this instead of harry potter blacked edition.
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>>223579169
Malfoy is fucking British
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>>223579367
porn addict, future troon
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>the porn artists are now jumping on the train to make a quick buck
>they fail to understand the concept of the yearn
>they think everything must be porn porn porn
they truly are something.
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>>223579404
Yeah I have thousands of slutty pics of various games and things saved but I haven't been saving any of that for this fad. It just feels wrong, I'm not attracted to it at all. The purity of it is what makes it interesting.
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>>223578981
I missed you, old friend
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>>223579422
The level of faggotry thats oozing from this post really shows it's not people from this board or even site
Extremely inauthentic
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>>223579367
>Invincible dialogue
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>your house
>sexiest houses in order from most to least
>your NEWT courses, if any
>what you'd want to do at Hogwarts

Gryffendor
RC>SL>GR>HP
Charms and Transfigure
Tuition is pretty expensive so I'd probably try to take the curriculum seriously. I think studying magic spells sounds way more interesting than regular school, but I'm slacking on my computer coding classes too so I'd probably slack anyway. But even if it's not curriculum intensive, doesn't acquiring and learning dozens of dozens of spells and having all those capabilities sound like the meat and potatoes of wizardry? Transformation, teleporting/flying, and a fuckton of charms sounds like the way to go.
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>>223579359
>>223579367
No, just no this is not what it's about.
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Why are redditors such pearl clutching faggots. Its honestly so fucking sad that these losers are allowed to draw breath.
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>>223579519
Link?
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>>223579519
Because they are indoctrinated to be miserable and disingenuous
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>>223579519
Why are you acting like you're not a redditor yourself?
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>>223579169
lol, lmao even.
the non zero chance someone rn into a bathroom to slice open their arms seeing this lol
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>>223579507
Malfoid would have an assigned partner for the ball, some boy from a family that Lucius wishes to curry favor with
But she would spend most of the night ignoring him
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>>223579563
>curry
SAAAR
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>>223579169
>inserting gay amerishart politics into a fun character
you ruin every topic by forcing your bullshit politics into it. KYS mutt
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>>223579519
>Rowlings...reputation
lmao
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>>223579519
You’d think the billion dollar series in production would have clued them in that 99.9999% of the world agrees with Rowling on trannies
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>>223579582
dont like it? get the fuck off our site or stay on /int/
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>>223578811
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>>223579519
99% of it is just because the name has foid in it. Also not as hated as you might think
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Manga_Manwa_Manhua/s/aW4GWtBPYb
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>>223579582
It's always been political libshit.
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>Right winger zoomers think reinventing Rule 63 from 20 years ago will help them
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>>223579684
nah you are the embarrassment.
delete your post and then delete yourself IRL, faglord
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>>223578891
Are you sure this will make gas cheaper?
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>>223579744
>racist pure blooded girl giving up on her beliefs and fucking a quadroon mutt is “chud coded”
You guys aren’t even trying
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>>223578735
Tranny Jannies are on the loose and being colossal faggots about pointing out the truth about how their tribe loves to rape kids. And are deleting comments on TCAP threads and banning users.

Janniefags are assblasted by the truth.
The beatings will continue despite your ban. As long as these pedos keep throwing bans at me I will continue to make them suck my dick and eat my shit.
I will accept your full surrender given the following conditions:
1)you make a new thread apologizing for being such bottom faggot shitters
2)beg for my forgiveness and remove all bans
3) denounce the Torah and your satanic religion
4) declare israel an illegitimate country and a threat to modern society and national sovereignty of better nations
5) pin it

I will rape you disgusting JIDF kikes until you faggots love me. Your attempts to further ban me only greater embolden me. When I am done you hooked nose desert niggers will be left face down with your bloody gapping assholes pointing upwards for all to see. My victory is inevitable. Continuing to stack bans will only prolong how long this continues. Currently you have elected to have a month of pain instead of fixing your moderation.
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>>223579775
make it a gif and i'll save it
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>>223579832
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>>223579744
if someone had put a kamala/biden hat on a Harry Potter character, I would've said the same thing.
Kys magatroon
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>>223579751
Im okay with gas going up in price if it gives me malfoid tranny flag burning princess.
Id just take floo powder to work
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>>223578735
Ok we now have plenty of cute fanfics between Harry and Malfoid. Now where is my angsty story about Ginny doing evil schemes to break up the couple?
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>>223579856
thank you anon
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>>223579893
>Ginny gets willingly gangbung by Crabbe and Goyle, because she somehow thinks this will give her the upper hand over Malfoid
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>>223579860
I'm contacting interpol/the feds as you're threatening me with death
t. 6(close to 7) figure investor in palantir and a soon to be new zealand passport holder
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>>223579169
Need more of these made
If another maga malfoid art is made it'll kill all these stupid threads on arrival
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>>223579877
reminds me of alice and her mom from shokugeki no souma
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>>223579893
Ginny is a good girl
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>>223579976
oh no! i'm shivering in my booties
>poo zealand passport
kekerino
the least intimidating people on the planet
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>>223579519
>twitter
Thought they were against deadnaming.
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Are you YAY or NAY for them going to the Yule Ball together?
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>>223579979
But one of the main """""""""""artists""""""""""" for it makes them and most of the spam you see
https://nitter.meowing.monster/1stameriboo
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>>223580067
NAY for sure
Not saying I totally agree with pic related but they need to have separate dates whom they neglect. Malfoid has an assigned date whom Lucius is trying to get her interested in, and Harry has some literally who
Harry neglects his date, because he has a lot on his mind, and she runs away crying, so he has to go after her. Malfoid just keeps talking about Harry so her date ditches her and goes out for a smoke
You can have Harry and Malfoid bump into each other for a cute moment
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