>Introduced to the DCU as the first Green Lantern>ACTUALLY>He didn't get the ring off merit, only because the first guy lost his ring, the second guy gave it away!>ALSO ACTUALLY>You're not earth's Green Lantern now!>Go to space hwite boiiii!>ALSO you're just the messenger!>Woof woof tell them my message doggy!
>>223578737>becomes a red lanternWhat now, homo?
>>223578737kek what a seething tranny
>>223578737I'm supposed to know any of this and I'm also supposed to be mad about it? Nah, I'm upset about gas prices and how brown people are being treated
>>223578737Why do you guys make up stuff to get mad about
>>223578994Because it's fun
Lanterns is explicitly not canon to the DCU
>>223578994What did he make up?
>>223578737Who caresTouch grass faggot
>>223579158Black Lantern is in Man of Tomorrow.Don't con us, Biff. Not you. Not Biff.
>>223579181Literally the first line
>>223578737Does anyone care what this shitty universe does?
>>223579601I do.
>>223578813Channel my anger to power up my ring as a Rage Lantern and become part of Sinestro's alliance against homosexuality in the galaxy.
>>223578737>choose ugliest old fuck to be Guy
>>223578737They did that because they were pissed that Guy was set up before the GL show came out, handcuffing them from making John Eaeth's GL
>>223578882Browns should be treated even worse until they leave and go live in Canada
>>223578737he's afraid of the bbc
>>223578882How's the plague going, Alenka?
>>223578882>and how brown people are being treatedWay too well?