Love Boat remake when?
>>223582201Crazy how shit like this and middle east conflicts exist at same time
>>223582201Disney wins again baby, get fucked /tv/ as you once again lose Disney cruise is the only cruise worth going on as reported by our queen
>>223582201Very few things are more grotesque than the Icon of the Seas. In terms of the design, it's an absolute disaster. The fucking cheap Disneyfication of the vessel is obviously going to attract the lowest common denominator, nogs taking out loans under false pretenses just so they can shit the place up, boomers and desperate thirtysomething singles and not to mention the pollution it causes with every voyage and how much it costs just to run the fucking thing.
>>223582201The love boat theme is one of my favorite songs of all time.
>>223582225Not at all, anon
>>223582225>conflictsit's a Genocide, nazi
>>223582233Really makes you appreciate Viking or Virgin Voyage even more
Mouse won, you lost
>>223582233I'm glad it exists, it hoovers up those vermin and keeps them off better options. I'd rather neither exist, but we don't live in that world.
>>223582233But anon, it's really big and there's shops and casinos.
>>223582225Its funny how unimportant most of these countries are when compared to America.
I still dont know what was so engaging about that stupid video but I watched the whole damn 2 hoursHer tits are not even that great
>>223582225A floating shopping mall isn't that impressive
People who go on cruises are complete NPCs>oh but it has x y and zImagine some went on vacation in some other country and never left his fancy hotel, that's what a cruise is effectively
>>223583034This ship was made in Finland I don't see how this is any different than Dubai building stupid dumb shit except instead of oil money they are wasting it's the generational wealth of the population.
>>223582201shitter's clogged
>>223583192When I go on cruises I never leave the boat when they port. The reason I go on them is because I want to disconnect from the world and not worry about or have to do anything for a week. It's pretty comfy to wake up exercise, sauna, eat breakfast, go swimming, take a shower, take a nap, eat again see a show ect without having to get in a car and face traffic or any other real world shit for a while, you just walk around on the lido deck if you are bored till you think of what you want and it's right there. Everybody talks shit on cruises but either they never been or they are doing it wrong by getting wasted and going to the casino.
>>223583154That’s a huge bitch
>>223583148Post tits so we can judge
>>223583154>13 years in service No wonder the French don't have any shipbuilding industry left.
>>223583336the vid was copystriked hours ago so you cant see them. I feel sorry for the cunt. That was a legitimate documentary taken down for 10 seconds of karaoke audio. Thats bonkers
>>223582227Lindsay Ellis is a fat whale fucking woke cunt and that video is so mid. No interesting insights. uh uh uh guys there were surveys! we sung karaoke! Who cares. I kek'd that she couldn't connect the dots on the random fights breaking out or the security system behind the towels on these nigger cruises.
>>223582201It should be made on a chinese budget cruise and show the cast of characters slowly going insane from the lack of amenities and working toilets
it would be on Princess, not Royal Caribbean. Princess is the Official Love Boat
>>223582201>went on a cruise like this.>excited as i've never been to one>its full of niggersNever again on the cheap ones
>>223583540>he booked carnival or royal caribbeanyour fault retard
>>223583625We got a discount didn't know it'll be full of niggers. There were some fun moments but man it literally felt we were in somalia lol
>>223583742Book Holland America. It's designed for boomers and you can get Dutch newspapers delivered to your room with stroopwaffels.
>>223582201>crashes plane into your cruise ship
>>223582225no one cares about muslims getting bombed
all I can imagine looking at that boat is all of the horrible accidents that could occur>the observation deck breaks off, and falls down like five stories, crushing people on each level, before finally ending up in the ocean>the water slide breaks at just the right angle, to send people flying over the side of the boat>one of the several upstairs pools leaks, and drowns people in the cabin below
>>223583845Your own house is about to collapse on you crushing your lower half so you'll be pinned under the rubble and slowly bleed out for a couple hours
>>223583882I worry about these things regularly.
I don’t get why anyone would do this. It’s a floating Vegas resort. Just go to Vegas, it’ll be cheaper and you don’t need to worry about passports and missing a boat because your connection in Atlanta got delayed. You can go buy your own cheap liquor from a gas station. And you won’t get the flu.If the tropical destinations are the appeal, just go to those places. How much can you really absorb when you’re given 6 hours to have a peek around?
>>223583742>we got a discountthat was your first warning you dumb fuck lmaooooo
>>223583945there's reasons anon>no homeless/beggars>no criminals (unless niggers on Carnival Cruises target you)>no scammers>no paperwork or luggage issues once you're onboard>no waiting at airports>no planes>no dodgy taxi/ubers (unless you get off the boat when its docked, and even then, its a short period of time and you can always pair up with others who will run the gauntlet for you)
>>223583945>Just go to Vegas>it’ll be cheaperThat’s not what they say about Vegas
>>223582227only because they upgraded her to the class where you essentially have personal butlers. she made no effort at all to represent what it would be like in cattle class.
>>223583945it's the vibe. when everyone around you are all there explicitly to have a good time it's infectious and you can let loose more. i haven't been on a cruise but I have been to music festivals and it's the same idea.
>>223582225Not really, the middle east has cities that look even more absurd than that.
Damn, is this the famous Northernlion Super Cruise?
>>223583318For you
>>223582201Are cruises even fun?I feel like I would get bored after 48 hours stuck on that thing. Once I saw everything and did what I wanted I would probably feel trapped
As a kid I thought it would be cool to go on one of these, but as an adult, I feel like it'd just give me claustrophobia. No matter how luxurious, being on a ship for weeks on end, full of strangers, just seems super uncomfortable.
>>223584658read the essay "A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again" by David Foster Wallace, it's the most accurate depiction of what going on a cruise is like
>>223582201Imagine if the Titanic was still alive to witness its own brutal mogging.
>>223583945>Just go to Vegas, it’ll be cheaperTotally wrong pal. The all you can eat buffet at Caesars Palace is $100 a person alone (worth it by the way). And any strip hotel is going to be minimum $500 a night for something mid range like the Flamingo to $1000 a night at the Palace
>>223583309Are the boats actually less crowded on port days?
>>223583309You seem like an incredibly boring person if your idea of "disconnecting from the world" is wandering around a captive overpriced mall filled with niggers and fat geriatrics.
>>223582273based. it's my go-to karaoke song
>>223582201What is the best cruise line, big or small?
>>223584638It's a key party but on water. Didney cruises are notorious for their millennial swingers.
>>223584778Carnival for low budget for sure
>Stuff you do on land, but in the water.
>>223584940If you like being surrounded by niggers, yeah go with Carnival
>>223582233>desperate thirtysomething singlesIs this really a common thing?>t. thirty-something single who's never been on a cruise ship
>>223585019Yes, but most of them don't realize that the other thirty somethings are there to partner swap so they're still left dry.
>>223585019>>223585090Yeah I don't get it. Even if you hook up with someone on a cruise there's no chance of making a lasting relationship. Because they undoubtedly live far away from you and will just disappear when the cruise is over.
>>223582201>>223582225Middle Easterners when given wealth make even more gaudy and useless shit than this, plus they use slaves to do it.
>>223583401You can write off all of that travel and half of your meals as a business expense, because she made a video about it all.
I don't understand why you would go on a cruise when you can just go to an amusement park instead.
>>223585176I do this with a three figure sub dead youtube channel. Everyone should be writing off everything they do or buy using the bullshit youtuber write off loophole.
>>223585190They have amusement parks on cruises mow
>>223584778MSC or Norwegian. You'll see a lot more Med Europeans on MSC in my experience. But the ships are always busy and full. It doesn't really matter to me since I only leave my room to get food or drinks.I don't get the hate that cruises get. It's basically a 3-4 star hotel room on the ocean. But a balcony is a must. That's the whole appeal to me is being on the balcony with the ocean wind breezing, catching up on some reading and having some drinks.>>223584658Most people only go on for 4-7 days at max. Few do those week long cruises.
>>223585221Sane people don't spend weeks in 3-4 star hotel complexes. How do you not understand that?
>>223582201This looks horrible.
>>223585221You can't just go and stay at a beach/ocean side hotel with a nice ocean view balcony? Seems cheaper and less of a hassle...
>>223585218They have better amusement parks on land.
>>223582233It's funny how much better the Oasis class looks despite being the direct precursor to Icon.
>>223585229>Sane people don't spend weeks in 3-4 star hotel complexesDid you read my post? Most people on cruises only go for 3-7 days. The most numerous itineraries the cruise lines offer are under 7 days. Only retired boomers go on for longer than that and even then it's rare. They only do week long cruises a few times a year when transpositionWhere did you get this idea that cruising is a "weeks long" experience? It's a short term stay a few days at most. That's how they make the most money.>>223585259Being on a boat vs a building is not the same experience. And it's actually cheaper because it's all inclusive.
>>223585285The industry average is between 7-10 days depending on the region, actually. I know you're probably not very smart given your stated leisure preferences but at least slap that in Google before looking like a fool.
>>223583309See I thought that was going to be fun, then after the fourth day of my Alaskan cruise I started to realize I was getting really fucking bored. If you're going to do a cruise that lasts longer than a week it needs to have stuff to do on board besides eating and lounging.
>>223585306Again, how is that "weeks"? What are you even arguing about here? You know nothing about cruises. You unironically think people stay on a boat for weeks without getting off. A 7 day itinerary will have at least 4-5 port locations where you get off and explore. Most of the time on ship is spent sleeping or eating.
>>223584763There are different brands of cruises, most of which are far less ghetto than carnival. He's probably talking about a princess tier cruise line.
Is it likely that staff will catch you if you smoke on your balcony? I heard balconies are technically non-smoking
>>223585335> >7 day average >how is that weeks?I'll hit you with this one as well because you've clearly been upset by my assessment of your character: sane people don't spend days in 3-4 stat hotel rooms either. especially not for thousands of dollars so they can read on a balcony.
>>223585343You can get away with it after like 10pm I find.
>>223585221Why would you spend thousands of dollars to not leave your room except "to get food and drinks"?
i build these ships ama
>>223585412Are you like a nautical engineer?
>>223585362Many cruises are relatively cheap for the value you get. If you just want to sleep, eat, and relax for a week you can easily find total packages in the 1000 dollar range. To people that just want to relax and do nothing else, this can be a very appealing deal.
>>223585422i'm a mechanical engineer, took some marine engineering courses but they were pretty broad stroke entry level ones.
>>223585432And go on those carnival cruises? I'd rather stay at home.
>>223585412where are the sex dungeons at?
>>223585553just behind the wheelhouse.
>>223585470There are options in that price range that aren't niggerville carnival
>>223582225thanks for making a thread about love boat political
TCM cruise /tv/ meet up this weekend?
>>223585435How do you power those fuckers? Diesel gennies or some fuck huge alternator?
