Looking back on it, the whole Cho storyline was pretty irrelevant and kinda shoehorned in.
>>223583375So funny they literally named his love interest Ching Chong. It's also kind of a wink-wink type of joke to the grown-up audience, like obviously Harry is the type to have yellow fever.
It serves to teach children that Chinese women are always disloyal to westerners.Your real-life Chinese wife might say she loves you, but she loves the CCP even more. She's fantasizing about Xi Jinping every night in your bed.
she wanted BHC
>>223583418big human cock
>>223583375>slanty eyed yellow wants trophy white bfIt's a warning to young white men
>"Ohohoho, really Potter, the ching chong ping pong yellow gook rat? ...Damn it."
She just wanted to give each of the main characters one relationship before they settle down forever because it's more realistic. Very few people only ever have one relationship in their life. She should have had this relationship in book 4 though. She's said herself that Harry was a late bloomer (first kiss at 15 lmao).
Did she have a problem with asian girls?
>>223583375My grandmother hammered a tent peg into my piss hole for a Halloween spook.
>>223583375>cho changso chang is first name and cho surname? bravo vince
>>223583441Delete this
>>223583375It works better when the relationship lasts a hundred pages, read over the course of days, rather than introduced and forgotten within twenty minutes in a single 2 hour film.
>>223583587>a hundred pages>read over the course of dayslol
>>223583568Why?
>>223583441>Harry was a late bloomer (first kiss at 15 lmao).haha wow first kiss at 15 that's so late haha
>>223583441Just because girls kiss ass at 12 doesn't mean males are late bloomers, especially not at 15.Degenerates are too comfortable nowadays to call others losers to not participate.
>>223583595Quite a lot of people grew up reading a chapter a night when they were 8. Of course you could plow through this book in a day if you wanted now you're in your 30s, but you don't spend your days reading kids books do you, anon?
>>223583658Who do you think those 12 year old girls are kissing, anon?
>>223583728Older boys, obviously. If you have any female friends, ask them when they lost their virginity and how old the guy was. Have fun
>>223583595This is such a worthless thing to brag about
>>223583754My ex was 17 when she lost hers to me, also 17. Most girls lose it 16-19
>>223583773Brag? Nigger you should easily be able to read one page a minute. Why does it take you several days to do 100 minutes of reading?
>>223583449>self inserts as ‘nerdy girl who gets with turbochad international sports star’>also self inserts as ‘redhead with the highest body count in the whole school who then settles down with the main character’What’s her problem in general?
>>223583830>is actually the toxic bitch who married into wealth
>>223583782It doesn't take me that long but even if it did I don't see why it would matter. If someone read 100 pages in 3 days that would still work out to be roughly forty 300-page books a year which is substantially more than the average person.
>>223583681Not that anon but every kid that I knew finished the book in 2-3 days. Because if you don't binge you'd be hearing spoilers in the schoolyard.
>>223583782It really depends on what your reading, some normie shit like Danielle Steel goes quick but old or weird stuff can take a while.
>>223583830>highest body count in the whole school cuck headcanon
i really wish harry had had a friends with benefits relationship with luna
>>223583918Shut the fuck up SCHIZO
>>223583948Rowling's biggest mistake is not introducing Luna earlier because she'd definitely be Harry's Yule Ball partner.
>>223583923She’s literally the only character with more than 2 romantic relationships.
>Cho Chang>Name in Chinese is Qiū Zhāng>Attractive and sporty>Two Harry Potter theme parks in China>Chinese people love Harry Potter>Not one Chinese person ever found Cho Chang offensiveWhy are white people like this?Banning my nigga Speedy Gonzalez because it's offensive to Mexicans, without asking a single Mexican. Same shit.
>>223584159Shut up spic, latinx are speaking
>>223583375she had to rewrite it after she wasn't alloed to get an 'authentic chinese'
Women are incapable of writing romance from the male perspective.
Harry never had a good canon love interest. There's a reason people ship him woth Hermione and Luna, Ginny isn't a character until the fifth book (and never really become on in the movies) and Cho isn't a character, period.
>>223583441>a late bloomer (first kiss at 15 lmao).
>>223584648When was yours anon
>>223584659I am a 22 year old khhv
>>22358465926, and I paid someone for it.
>>223584666>>223584670Dire. I'm guessing you're both brown?
>>223584698miss
>>223584666Don't worry anon, 22 khv is the new 16 year old khv. You have until 25 before it becomes weird end 30 into the point of no return
Getting laid isn't part of the Hero's Journey. Luke Skywalker can't get any either.Getting The Girl is a trope for the reward after the journey.
>>223584698No, I'm actually rather pale this time of the year.
>>223583375Why does her face look smushed in
>>223583440Why you trannies keep pushing your fetish about turning men Into women?
>>223583375>storyline was pretty irrelevant and kinda shoehorned inthis is like 90% of the story
>>223583587>>223583375It was much more relevant in the book where she's a walking PTSD trigger and it's pretty understandible why he breaks up with her.
>>223583375Ching chong ping pong
Harry dumped her after finding out that Asians really don't shave themselves
>>223584911Nta, but kill yourself troon. Even on x you types keep trying to subvert these memes but can't. It was funny posting gender bender stuff without the troon baggage bringing everything down.
>>223583728Men in their 30s
>>223583375malfoid would have been superior plotline.and harry would tame her into a docile submissive wife.
>>223583754I lost mine at 17 with a 15 year old. She wasn't a virgin
>>223584159all my latino friends loved speedy. thought he was based as fuck.its nice how lefties always think they are the saviors of the inferior nonwhites and must protect them from offense and hurt feefees.
>>223585078unironically was kissing cousins when i was 12 lol.
>>223583440It's not even funny anymore how much the story improves by changing Malfoy into a girl.It opens up so many more interesting relationships and dynamics between characters.
>>223585031lmao go back to x you fucking tourist
>>223585031You porn addict closeted troops are very weird.> My fetish about turning men into women and impregnating them is being ruined by trabsexuals teeheeLol
somehow this thread became about trannies
>>223584536>Women are incapable of writingfixed that for you.
>>223585623Okay poojeet
Cho was older than Harry, and you just know she was seething when he started to date Ginny who was 3 years younger.
>>223583392Cho Chang, not Ching Chong
>>223583905It took me months because it was so fucking boring compared to the first four. I gave up for a while.
>>223584911He started on /v/ and has been unable to stop for days. The mods just let the most mentally ill people run rampant on this site.
>>223586466ching chingchong chongchang chang
>>223584845Never seen an Asian girl in profile before?
>>223583375This bitch hit the wall harder than any Asian i've ever seen. Also looks like a dyke now.
>>223586729I could fix her.
>>223584911>>223586525Rule 63 is older than both you and trannyism
>>223586777What makes people hit the wall is lifestyle, not genes.Japs look good because they have naturally healthy lifestyles and diets.OP is from the US.
>>223583440>>223586729I want to be her
>>223586855Nice falseflag
>the true love spell that defeats dumbledore was an act of desperation>by this point the battle is almost lost>which means that malfoy joined what was, essentially, the losing side because it was the right thing to do>she's rather die on the losing side of good that live on the winning side of evil>this is what assured the victory of the forces of good
>>223583449dabbed by stacies
>>223586990Why do people keep asking "what is a woman?" but never "what is a man?" Is it because if that gets called into question all the patriarchy stuff breaks down?
>>223586964No one can deny the kino
>>223587095WHY WOULD YOU MAKE HER OBESE YOU DUMB RETARD FAGGOT NIGGER
>>223587113I'll post the flattest Malfoid I have to compensate
The Girl Who Loves the Boy Who Lived.
>not a single sexy vampire lady in the entire franchise>not even a regal kuudere raven haired pale beauty mogging everyone with her sheer presence trash tier fantasy
>>223583375I think they could have cast more attractive Ching Chong.
>dude literally saved pictures of naked landwhales and gay porn on xis devicewhat level of mental illness is this?
>>223587414Tranny mad
>>223587414>landwhaleskek
>>223587414That's what she does to (((them)))
>>223585574Right? it´d give a different, more personal depth to Malfoid disdain for Hermione and it would certainly improve the whole infiltration of Hogwarts arc on book 6 at the very least.
>Draconia's impotent seething after Pottah first rejects her offer and then has the audacity to explicitly asks that dumb fucking talking hat to not put him into her house>Draconia pretending to only accept his Yule invitation because it is obvious that none other than a Malfoy is worthy of opening the ball>Draconia's inflated sense of rejection when Pottah invites the fucking Loony of all people to Slughorn party
>>223583392
>>223587535Mmm, not sure if the Slughorn thing should have Harry taking Luna or Malfoid.Malfoid doing the unthinkable and asking Harry to take her would both explain how Malfoid managed to poison the drink that almost kills Ron and also show how just how stressed and out of her element she is working for Voldemort, and have a cute moment with Harry before the bathroom fight.
>>223587594entirety of book 6 could've been so kino if the two had some actual romantic relationship going onbut nah let's remember that ginny existed and interacted with potter like three times across the entire series, they sure do have so much chemistry
>>223587633Imo they shouldn't have any genuine romance until the very end, but HBP should take advantage of the stress both are under, specially Malfoid, to make them inch veery close to it, only for it to fall apart during the bathroom confrontation.Then they start to rekindle when Malfoid refuses to rat him out in his manor in Deathly Hallows.Then it all culminates in Hogwarts, when Harry suddenly stands up when Voldemort claims he is dead, and the second she sees he is alive she just instantly turns against the death eaters and goes with Harry, leading to them fighting Voldemort together.
>>223587015Patriarchy wouldn't break down because it doesn't exist. If it did we'd have government-mandated gfs
>>223587633I'm on the side of "the two have an achingly short time as a normal couple before they're torn apart". Better if Rom and Hermione tell Harry how much of a mistake it will be.
>>223587737Not entirely correct, the patriarchy works like this:top: rich & powerful old bastardsmiddle: breedable and attractive womenbottom: poor & weak men, along with everyone elsePolygamic societies are the ur-example of patriarchies, as a few men take all the women, forcing the excess young men out (or send them to die)
>>223587706desu I'd prefer it if it started developing around 5the astronomy tower encounter would be peak with parazyled harry forced to observeimagine if sectumsempra left permanent scars on malfoid's body and potter is reminded of it every time
>>223583375incels like harry always fetishize asian women
>>223587785There is no evidence that rich people have better sex lives than the average person. Our high school bullies probably have more sex than Bezos and Zuckerberg
>>223583375It needed to be shown that Harry is not an incel, so that the female readers would continue reading the series.
Just write your own stories rather than try and force Harry Potter into something it's not.
>>223587901Yeah, Harry Potter doesn't feature proper romances
>>223583375The "asian masculinity" community (basically an Asian incel movement) seethes a lot about this scene.
>>223587933I don't mean just that, but the talking about the through line of love defeating evil and all of that stuff. It's like, yeah, that's great, very good. But this is Harry Potter, and it will NEVER be that. Better (and less annoying) to just write your own stories that do incorporate this.
>>223587993Really? My jap family and friends don't even know or care that fags get mad at cho chang.
>>223587015no its because the crowd you're talking about is more like the bottom half of this image
>>223588122Yesterday I installed a cover for the back of my pickup, does that count?
>>223588122I love how this meme is really just complaining that men are becoming as useless as women always have been.
>>223588122Can't do the above because cars require so many specific parts today you can't fix shit by yourself
>>223588155Way too cute, she needs sharper features to give Stacey alpha female vibes
>>223588174This. Was helping my dad with his truck one time because he was having issues with the brakes. We couldn't find anything wrong mechanically so we had to download an app to check the error codes and it turned out it was the truck's computer fucking up and miss reporting everything as broken. Even if he bought a replacement computer, we would have still needed the expensive proprietary device from the manufacturer to reprogram and calibrate the new one. So he had to take it in to the dealer in the end anyway just to swap a computer out.
>>223588284>>223588174Electronics are fucking cancer, my father has had his car in the mechanic for almost a year now because they can't figure out what the hell is going on with it, only that it's related to the electronics showing errors that don't exist
>>223588320all according to keikakued obsolescence
>ending epilogue>harry and draco moving into their first house>harry goes to the stairs and sees a cubpload underneath>opens it and stands at the entrace>camera swaps to look up>draco comes into view, clearly pregnant>D: "What is it?">H: "Nothing, just... A lot's changed.">D: "Feeling nostalgic, Potter?">H: "No. This is better.">Closes the door>Screen goes black>The End.
>>223587820Right, you could own the 49ers, but still be paying for sex in an Ohio trailerpark
>>223588320It's not just that, but actually accessing things. >want to change a bulb>have to lift the car and come in from underneath
>>223583375Does it really fucking matter? It's a gay/girl franchise. Might as well ask me about fuckin steven unverse.
>>223583375harry potter only makes sense if draco is a girl
>>223583440>>223585574>>223587444Go have a wank and come back after you're done.
>>223588267The original finale felt convenient to me. Far too many rules and plot devices so Harry can defeat Voldemort without killing him.
>>223588455I did, and the literature only improves with Malfoid
>>223588452>harry potter only makes sense if draco is a girlWOW WHAT AN ORIGINAL TAKE
>>223588484tranny melty
>>223588516We don't sign our posts here
>>223588469the whole wand mastery thing is such a "no u" level asspulldumbledore and voldemort level wizards even having to use wands at all is pure retardation but then being owned by a kid because of some absurdly convenient chain of disarms causing the wands to switch allegiance under even more dubious set of rules is just so ass
>>223588545tranny malding
>>223587444>it´d give a different, more personal depth to Malfoid disdain for Hermionehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1791226867012260.mp4
>>223588469>Voldemort loses because he failed to troubleshoot his wand problemsHP got reduced to an erectile dysfunction alegory.With Malfoid you get a proper hero's journey combined with a Romeo and Juliet romance with an actual happy ending.
>>223588569Keep going if you want. Vacation is all yours.
>>223588545lmao brutal
>>223588584turning malfoid into straight up pornstar stacy is simply tasteless and the most plebeian of utilizations of the character
>>223588584Malfoid is a girl projecting that, but is actually a massive girlfailure
>>223588623I completely agree. It's esl brown posters posting that bullshit.
>>223588122so trve
>>223587594:39>THIRD FINGER THAT MUCH SHORTER THAN THE INDEX! That is a lot of Testosterone !
>>223588606>>223588516
>>223588652>third finger that much *longer* than index
>>223588584I don't remember the 14 or 15 year old girls looking like that when I was in high school. The fuck's in the water at Hogwarts?
>>223588564It's all because of the stupid Horcrux rule that you split your soul when you murder someone. Rowling probably wants Harry to maintain purity in the finale so she came up with convoluted ways for Harry to win by technicality.
>>223588623Agreed. The amount of coomery I have to scroll past is just annoying. Like, what's even the point of it?I know it's to trend chase and get engagement on the hashtag, but come on...
>>223588642reducing her to just goonbait brings shame to pureblooded malfoidists
>>223588320good goyim just pay for anew one now :^)
>>223588584No English girl will ever be this hot
Harry Potter and Avatar both doing everything they can to avoid having the hero do a badong.
>>223588584Malfoid might like teasing but she is NOT a slut.
>>223588686didn't molly kill bellatrix?
>>223588651I blame videogames
I think maybe the books aren’t well written.
>>223588676>I don't remember the 14 or 15 year old girls looking like that when I was in high school.I do. But only a couple of them.
>>223588720>AvatarThey did it twice. Once for Aang and the Fire Lord and again for Zuko and Azula. Zuko goes in there knowing what he had to do, but what's that? Stood like a moron in the open for no reason when fire was being thrown around everywhere? Is that Katara?!Still mad. Always mad.
>>223588704She is meant to tease and nothing else. Please tell us the other rules friend.
>>223588602This I agree. Especially if Malfoid retains the ownership of the Elder wand because in the OG Harry took Draco's wand but somehow the ownership of the Elder wand gets passed to Harry. Another technicality.
>>223588748As we talked about in the thread >>223588267 it's not really down to intelligence on the authors part as much as worldview.
>>223588725>>223588686Not all killings are the same. Just as with the Cruciatus curse, it requires intent *and* malice.
>>223588760Her breaking the Elder Wand despite being a Slytherin, who have historically craved power, also cements her change of heart.Harry breaking it had no weight to it since he never wanted it to begin with.
The idea of good defeating evil because of a bureaucratic technicality actually disgusts me on a deep and emotional level.What's the implication here? Evil wins without checks and balances? That there needs to be a metaphysical court to lay down the rules, and whoever abides by those rules wins?
>>223588725she's a ginger, there's nothing to harm
>>223588785Part of me wants a scene in the finale where Malfoid throw a few Cruciatus at snakeface when she believes Harry is dead, but that's probably too cliché.
>>223588725Yes but Rowling doesn't need Molly to be pure because she's a side character.
>>223588803<insert copypasta of Rowling being an ideology vacuum Blairite>
>>223588803You must remember, this was written by a bong, everything can be solved by loicenses
do you think wizards use cruciatus in bdsm play?
>>223588834Yeah. Compare it to Lord of the Rings, written by an American.
>>223588803Rowling is a Brit after all. Their mindset is being ruled and following rules. They are not proactive.
>>223588757malfoid is a gap moe teasing tsun with an attitude, not a bimbo slut
>>223588865>moe teasing tsunWe're never going for that. Head over to your brown chans and reddits for that.
>OI, YOU GOT A LOICENCE FOR THAT WAND>AI-DEHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>223588863>he, statistically speaking, says from a nation founded by brits conquering a new land
>>223588863>>223588848You're not that far off though. Remember Gollum playing the Riddle Game with Bilbo. Or Gollum breaking his oath about not attacking Frodo.But Oaths are powerful in pretty much every mythology and culture, just like other ancient rules (e.g. hospitality). That's why stories of what happens to those who do (they get a Bad Ending) exist at all. We needed people to consider it a gross taboo.
>>223588932>Remember Gollum playing the Riddle Game with Bilbo. Or Gollum breaking his oath about not attacking Frodo.Wasn't there something else at play here.... Some corrupting force...?
>>223588723She's not a slut, but she would absolutely engorgio herself to outshine Granger, overdo it, and carry it off anyway after several futile attempts to deflate herself.
I remember reading somewhere that Rowling killed Harry's parents because otherwise he wouldn't be able to go on adventures due to his parents worrying about him. Somehow having normal loving families didn't stop his two ginger sidekicks from doing everything he did.
>>223583375it's just part of showing harry growing upto me it always felt very realistically portrayed of a mid-teen relationship, especially the part where they go for coffee at hogsmeadenot every plotline has to ultimately relate to voldemort in some way to be relevant to the story cause it's not just a story about harry beating voldemort, it's a story about many things one of which is coming of age
>>223588888quints
>>223589057
>>223588888
>>223588455I've noticed that every time I expend my essence to Malfoid, the number of pictures on the internet increases. I think the Malfoid egregore is getting stronger with every donation.
looking back it was a funny number
https://twitterviewer.net/UnstableGen1/status/2106911544198263157Some of these gens are getting out of hand.
>>223589057>>223589078Cute
Pottah!
>>223589078Is the brown-haired one supposed to be Patty?Because I'm on board for a "literally everyone knows, Malfoid, we even have a betting pool going on when your next desperate attempt to impress Potter backfires. I won 3 galleons last time btw, so thanks for that" approach to all the other characters.
>>223589131You still haven't posted your reddit account.
>>223588455tranny melty
>>223588726You can still wear a trench coat and a fedora anon
>>223589183Goyle iirc
>>223589132>https://twitterviewer.net/thank you blessed anon
Pajeeta won
>>223589216won... a beating from her family kek!
>>223588959>MISS MALFOY! Dumbledore spoke out softly while walking through the halls with enough force to send a group of first year students flying. CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHY THERE ARE INGREDIENTS MISSING FROM PROFESSOR SNAPE'S STORAGE CLOSET THAT JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE THE EXACT ONES NECESSARY TO CREATE MAMMARYEXPANDO POTIONS?! YOU MAY BE IN THE MIDST OF YOUR PUBERTY, BUT IT IS UNLIKELY YOU WENT FROM FLAT AS A BOARD TO SMUGGLING A PAIR OF QUAFFLES UNDER YOUR SHIRT QUITE LITERALLY OVER NIGHT! YOU NOW HAVE DETENTION AND GRYFFINDOR SHALL NOW RECEIVE 5000 POINTS!
>>223583449Doesn't she have a problem with everyone?
>>223588888Impressive, very nice
The great debate: should Malfoid wear kneehighs, thighhighs, tights or tight pants?
>>223589347In school uniform, definitely a tights gal for maximum class.
>LOOK!>The tranny's having a melty.
>people discover rule 63 is a thingWhat the fuck
>>223589347Thigh highs when wearing the uniform, tight pants in casual situations.
>>223589387That's not really it. It's more that people are discovering Rule 63, when applied carefully and with precision, can actually improve a work.
>>223589439>>223589455This version of the gender swap is fundamentally different from the prior ones.
>>223588930>Which we then kicked the brits out like the faggots they are.>Twice.
>>223589183Tracey Davis, probably. Not ugly enough to be Pansy, and Daphne Greengrass is basically Malfoid before Malfoid was a thing, only too nonexistent in the plot to make a satisfactory "Juliet".
Pour one out for this poor soul.
>>223589506Gay larp
>>223589216
>>223589387It's more that it fits the story perfectly. The fact that it makes troons seethe is just icing on the cake.
>>223583375Rowling is asexual
>>223588564>dumbledore and voldemort level wizards even having to use wands at all is pure retardation but then being owned by a kid because of some absurdly convenient chain of disarms causing the wands to switch allegiance under even more dubious set of rules is just so assIt's almost like a woman wrote it. You can bet she thought she was super duper clever for thinking it up too 'Wow how has no one ever used a deus ex machina before, i'm such a genius strong woman feminist writer."
>>223589486Does HP have a big sister type character? I guess there's Tonks but her death was so out of the blue idk how to feel.
>>223589495>but we kept speaking their language, using their inventions and copying their legal and governmental systems>totally non-proactive, those stupid Brits heh heh
>>223589598>obsessionEww no, I don't watch chick flicks.
>>223589598No it was you. That's why Obsession threads stopped because you are here.
>>223588803>The idea of good defeating evil because of a bureaucratic technicality actually disgusts me on a deep and emotional level.You'd be surprised at how often that happens IRL, as well as the opposite outcome, sadly. Well, actually you wouldn't if you were really paying any attention at all.
>>223589676No. In real life it is just Evil defeating evil controlled by the same evil.
>>223589621People base entire national characters on, being generous, the media produced between 1960 and 1990.Look at France. Literally one of the most war-like people in history, but because some movie said so they're "cheese eating surrender monkies"
>>223583781There’s a pretty big range. A lot of the very sexually active women are getting turned out by a creepy neighbor at 11. Most porn stars are having sex by age 13-14 usually with adult men. And half the girls losing it at a normal age like 16-18 are doing it at college parties with 23 year old dudes.But then there are a lot of women who just aren’t sexually active at all. They might have one hookup or maybe one boyfriend in college and then are just done with relationships and men cause they are meek and ugly so they don’t get approached much and don’t feel continent enough to make advances themselves. There are definitely femcel women flying under the radar out there.
>>223583440
>>223584159HP for some reason attracted the most annoying millenial white liberal women as die hard fans. I guess because there was a small controversy about the whole witchcraft thing among Christian fundamentalists they thought they were doing something transgressive and revolutionary by making their lives revolve around a children’s book. Then wokeness went into overdrive and all these fat shrill bitches turned on Rowling for failing the escalating series of religious purity tests.
Sorry *wobbles head* Potter is Curry pilled
>>223589693That's a valid interpretation. But then what is "good" if not for the occasional victory over evil within such a monstrous overarching system? Because it does happen and don't let anyone tell you it can't.
>>223588623And yet it’s totally based
>>223587152>>223588723>>223589078yeah ok I love Malfoid
>>223589803Good
>>223589738You jump from next trend and do the same shit. Of course everyone can recognize you. If you really are into something you'd contribute or leave and talk about the things that you want but you never do because you are only collecting (You)s
>>223589830Cute
>>223589830Rickman was already ten years too old for this character, but this anime makes him look 60. He is supposed to be in his early 30s.
>>223588726In the 1940's the guy on the right would literally get beaten up by grown 30+ year old men for wearing that.
>>223589878He looks younger in this than in the "live action" version where he's actually Alan Rickman. And he is aged heavily by his regrets and the regular torture in Voldemort's service. I think Snape's character would be weakened if he was portrayed as a young man.
>>223589878Totally forgot that Snape was not that old in the books. Crazy how the movie change the character's perception.
>>223589916I don't know if 5'5 150 pound guys could beat him up, have you checked those glutes?
>>223589486I really like Cedrica in this, improves the character, has a strong purpose with Malfoid and doesn't turn the whole thing into a retarded harem. Also big sisters...
>>223583375I liked it because it felt appropriately adolescent and awkward, it's one of the few things to flesh out Harry's character by showing he could be a little self-centered. It's also funny in retrospect that he both hooked up with the girlfriend of the guy who died to save him, and was simultaneously completely blindsided that she wasn't completely past Cedric's death as soon as they started dating, as though he's surprised that other people weren't able to brush off that death while he was basically over it by breakfast the next morning
>>223587154Last chapter of deathly hallows "the girl who loved".
>>223589961>have you checked those glutesDue to his outfit, I didn't have a choice in the matter.
I wish I was her
So we all agree on this hairstyle, right?
>>223588803Classically, the point of victory via technicality is about outsmarting the hubristic evil. Shylock is a classic example of this. He thinks he holds all the cards, making him reject any attempt at mediation out of petty spite even when it would clearly benefit him. Then he overlooks a technicality and is punished for his refusal to be the bigger man.It doesn't work in Harry Potter, because the Horcruxes already covered the angle of Voldemort being punished for his hubris, and since the Hallows come out of nowhere it doesn't feel satisfying for him to lose due to them.
>>223590111>falseflagging againOh no no no...
>>223589216I don't recognize her at all
Harry Potter books have all the same problems as the Prequel Trilogy but no one ever brings them up because they were written by a woman.
>dobby dies >the person that gets to comfort him is Luna Lovegoodtheir chemistry is so much better then harry x ginny, Yates knew what he was doing
>>223587015We solved that question millennia ago, you imbecile
Brat
>>223583587Also its over 3 books. Book 3 is where he first notices her as Ravenclaw's seeker and gets a crush on her, book 4 where he asks her out but she is already taken by Cedric and OoTP where they finally hook up but she is insecure af and her friend snitches on Harry's army and gets Dumbledore fired.
>>223590120No, I need it slicked back with a headband for as much forehead as possible.
>>223590286Do not fetishize her fivehead
>>223590161>Harry Potter books have all the same problems as the Prequel TrilogyHybristophilia?
>>223590286I read that as "you don't want to go malding..."
She's not supposed to be cute, but a mean gigastacey
what does malfoid's feet look like
>>223590452Like this
>>223589265LMAOLMAO
>>223590391i need this in my life
>>223590452
>malfoid now has nearly 1500 artworks on the booruHoly, this is bigger than Bowsette could ever imagine. It was barely 200 on Friday for reference
>>223590531A Stacey at the brink of having a mental breakdown?
>>223589564No it really isn't. It's only popular again because someone put a lot more spirit into it. The old art is also quite different.
>>223583392>>223586466Wee tu low
>>223590452Or like this
>>223590542Are they still coming at a good pace or are we slowing down
I was into femdraco before it was cool.
>>223587594>ŚMIESZY CIĘ TO...
I'm yearning
>>223589564tranny melty
>>223590608Well, hope you feel vindicated
>>223590596Decent rate, I checked this morning and it was at 1300 and now it's at 1400.Imagine if this keeps going until December when the Hogwarts Legacy 2 trailer drops at the game awards and there's a notMalfoid character in the game
>>223590749Modders likely working on a Malfoid preset right now
>>223590749>notMalfoid character in the gameCountless yearners screaming out across the world
>>223590749Unless they add dating mechanics, and I mean proper ones where you can some kind of conclusive ending with the character, I don't want them to add her. It would just make it more painful.
>>223589878Early 30s? Were Harry's parents like 20?
>>223590749>>223590579>>223590532>>223590464evil girls have stinky feet
>>223583449Shes a liberal white woman. Of course she does.
>>223590824She's not evil, just a spoiled brat
>>223590824Malfoid is very clean and uses ridiculously expensive magical hygiene products
>>223590824sniiiiif
>>223590841>Shes a white woman.White women in general hate asian women, regardless of politics.
>>223590749Malfoid is sexy af and the only Western popculture worth talking about right now
My bully can't possibly be this cute
>>223583440Damn it just works
This is a women's bookYou are viewing the relationship with a male focus.If you watch it through a female focus, it's perfect.Love at first sight doesn't matter and doesn't exist, that's a male thingLosing your v card to a rando is not importantSaving the princess doesn't matter and doesn't mean anything to the current women (I know she was like 12), that's NOT what makes the women fall in love, that's a male trope.It's about the women that was always in the background, the female self insert is not a new girl and can't be a new girl.Harry MUST fall in love for a new girl, then realize he's wrong (because he must be wrong, it can't even be Cho's fault, it must be Harry's fault that it doesn't work) and that he always wanted the background girl.
>>223590907It really speaks to how fucking terrible modern pop culture has become. Straight white (actual white) men need to be put in charge of everything again. It's the only way to fix it.
>>223590930what if she got pregnant
Reminder that Malfoid has managed to make japs and koreans get along.
DUMBLEDORE, VERY CALMLY:“HARRY POTTER!DID YOU ASK MALFOID TO THE DANCE?!HER FATHER IS SO FUCKING PISSED!I HAVE NEVER SEEN LUCIUS MALFOY THIS ANGRY IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE!HE HOOKED DOBBY UP TO A CAR BATTERY AND A PINATA AT THE SAME TIME!THEN HE USED A TIME SPELL TO TURN SECONDS INTO HOURS!HARRY, I WALKED INTO THE ROOM AND HAD NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT I WAS LOOKING AT.DOBBY WAS JUST HANGING THERE, GETTING BONKED BY THE PINATA EVERY FEW SECONDS, WHILE LUCIUS WAS STANDING IN THE CORNER SCREAMING ABOUT THE MALFOY FAMILY HONOR.FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER SAW.I HAD TO LEAVE THE ROOM BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD.EVEN SNAPE WAS TRYING NOT TO LAUGH.AND THAT MAN DOESN’T EVEN FUCKING SMILE.BUT, HARRY…THIS ISN’T A JOKE.YOU ASKED DRACAENA MALFOID TO THE DANCE.YOU HAVE PROVOKED THE MALFOY FAMILY.YOU HAVE DISTURBED THE PEACE OF HOGWARTS.YOU HAVE CAUSED LUCIUS MALFOY TO COMMIT WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT WAS.THE MINISTRY IS PROBABLY GOING TO HEAR ABOUT THIS.THE DAILY PROPHET WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS.THE GOBLINS WILL PROBABLY HEAR ABOUT THIS.HELL, I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF VOLDEMORT HEARS ABOUT THIS.I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND THE GRAVITY OF THE SITUATION.THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS MATTER.THEREFORE, AS HEADMASTER, I HAVE BEEN FORCED TO TAKE DISCIPLINARY ACTION.I HAVE CAREFULLY CONSIDERED YOUR ACTIONS.I HAVE CONSULTED THE PROFESSORS.I HAVE CONSULTED THE PORTRAITS.I HAVE EVEN CONSULTED THE FUCKING SORTING HAT.AND AFTER MUCH DELIBERATION…I HAVE DECIDED THAT YOU WILL RECEIVE…5000,000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR.NOW GO TO THE DANCE, HARRY.
I would stop smoking if the government put crying Malfoids on the cigarettes. >TL note: it says "Quit smoking - you have someone to live for"
>>223590608i knvll
>>223590979Responsability
>>223583375As with everything else in the films, it was largely cut for time. Made more sense in print.
>>223590907>>223590981Reminder that even at the last minute, even at the last picosecond, Malfoy didn't got a redemption arc in the book, not malfoy and neither anyone from Slytherin. NOBODY.Great writing.So while I think Malfoid is hot and I can dig the porn, the malfoid fags skate uphill, because their retarded waifu didn't even have a good ending, canonSo they have to mindflex their brains into turning her into a women, AND mindflex themselves into making a fanfic ending in where she somehow is not a coward/loser.It's such a brainrot, it's like fanfic squared
>>223591011I'm fucking asthmatic and my governments current anti smoking policy makes me wanna chain-smoke out of spite.
>>223591039Yes, and in the process HP improves massively
>>223591039It's because Johan doesn't wanna admit that most Slytherin characters were made up of her old bully's. And by giving Draco and by proxy them a redemption would be like giving her own school bully's a thumbs up.
>>223590963I want to fuck this thing>>223591011I don't smoke but I hear roll-your-own cigarettes are much cheaper than the store brands and higher quality too.
Lmao fuck this fake coomer shit, I'm gonna shitpost the series to hell and back when it comes out!
>>223591026from the thumbnail it looks like she has tits hanging down to her knees like Miss chokesondicks from south park.
>>223591091Same, that's what they get for turning Malfoy into a dude
>>22359111110 cents were deposited into your account.
>>223590464Trans women have already claimed this for mtf Draco btw
>>223591039>>223591082It's too bad, she could've gotten some catharsis. It is still weird to have this one house of the four that's le bad with no nuance and then 3 that are le good with no nuance. Like that other anon's screencap, would've been better to have a redemption arc for them where Harry (and Rowling) have to let go of that.
>>223591111Nice digits
>>223591082It's fine that that is her post-hoc rationalization, but the book is completed, printed and shipped and will forever remain weak on that point.Even after 200 years, if Harry Potter is around, the book and the legacy will be stained for having such weak resolution, and Rowlin's motiff will be lost, with only the weak ending remaining.Nodoby cares if you were there and you can say "Judas actually wasn't bad he just spill Jesus wine once and as a joke we wrote him out"Legacy doesn't care about the nuances of what happened, one time, to one life one day.
>>223583449Yes. But less than with trannies.
>>223589997How many secret steamy makeout sessions did they have during their time at Hogwarts?
>>223591136Only a tranny says "trans women".
>>223591158None, but plenty of moments in books 4-6 hinting at something more.Them not being a true thing until the end is important
it just works...
Remember this?
anybody got that image of malfoid and her hair through the years
It’s amazing how much better the story is if Malloy is changed to a girl and is the endgame. Anyway 1000000 points for griffindore
>>223583449I would gladly slytherin to her chamber of secrets if you catch my drift
>>223591372Closest I have
>>223591372
>>223591488YES I fucking love that y1 malfoid >>223591422thanks anyways
>>223591506But her forehead is huge!
>>223591540the better to cum on?
>Harry, an owl just brought me word of the whole Dracaena thing. There's more dog in you than in Lupin and me both.>The Dementors are on my ass, but I'd go right back to Azkaban for the pleasure of seeing Lucius' face right now.>Now, Dumbledore can't teach you how to keep a woman, so just do what worked for your dad. And by that I mean bullying Snape. The more you bully him, the more women love you.>I'm sure hair isn't the only thing you got from James. If you trust me on this one, I'll send you some nice engagement rings as an Easter gift.>Big dog out.
>>223591039>Reminder that even at the last minute, even at the last picosecond, Malfoy didn't got a redemption arc in the book, not malfoy and neither anyone from Slytherin. NOBODY.Because Malfoy was JK's self insert school bully that abused her. She hates him and has said multiple times that is is an utterly irredeemable character with nothing good in him because that's how she sees the men who made fun of her.
>>223583375It was just China pandering
>>223591488>year 7 RUINED
>>223591939Yeah, Malfoid should never have short hair
>>223591902I won't say this effect is necessarily better or worse, but it annoyed me seeing them do the moving coals in one film, and then do the super-imposed flame face in the next. I know it was a different director and everything, but they need to at least try to maintain continuity for how the magic works.
>>223586359Bloody Slut wore bich ass
>>223587152This is literally Nagatoro made blonde, lazy af
>>223592016Yeah, needs sharper features
>>223590286>>223590120HereThere was one with her version from the 6th but my folder is too big and I don't have time now.
>>223588122Guy on the left has potential to Malfoid out
>>223591488>Year 7NYOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>223592076Yeah, my Malfoid folder is so big that searching for a specific pic is a pain
>>223589997Imagine getting sucked off by both of them here.
>>223592139Uh anon only Malfoid has been r63d...
>>223590310Why does Harry wear lipstick?
>>223590464Fuck yeah gimme that babecock
>>223590901>Adam fagusa>girl DPis that a troon?
>>223592167A prank Malfoid played on him, no doubt
>>223592164Doesn't matter, he looks girly enough there.
Honest question though, is there any indication Malfoid would be a hussy?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1791242590701152.mp4Better?
>>223592334Nope, too centered on trying to feel superior to others. Plus Harry would be the ultimate prize for her, she won't have anything but the best, because she's Malfoid and deserves it.
>>223591954Kino
>>223591913see>>223591150
>>223592391Did she wish he would have romanced her?
>>223592358Mmm, can you make her keep the long hair?Btw we are here>>223587884
>>223591488There would have been a perfectly cute middleground between dyke shit and long.
