Lanterns aka surf blacula>eight episodes, all dogshit>we see him fly in the final minute of the final episode>oath is custom, somehow not beholden to the guardians>guy gardner doesn't just fuck his shit up for some reason>goes to another planet just to steal a lantern>lantern is also not a yellow lantern>lets a genocidal maniac robot run free>allows his mentor's killer to stay out of jail (the sherrif btw)>says "darkest night" instead of "blackest night">doesn't say anything about "no evil shall escape my sight">no costume>somehow gains confidence of the genocidal baby manhunter>female grandma manhunter impregnates female sherrif with baby manhunter (she had a dick)>new black lantern had a soft spot for female grandma lantern (he likes dicks)>hal jordan was killed by his lover (white woman btw)>hal jordan serves a decade in a regular human prison>hal jordan did nothing wrong but get massacred anyway>john "imma nigga" stewart steals his ring and steals a lantern>new niggalantern learns absolutely nothing from the white man>lets killers and murderers off scot-free because "dey be escapin dey programmin and shieet"what a fucking waste of eight hours. Lynch the writing team today.
Am I the only one who watched this tv show?
