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Wait for based yify
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cant wait to not watch it
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>>223584172
>Wait for based yify
already done
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>>223584172
um anon....
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>>223584114
Brand New Day is probably the 1st Spiderman that I don't want to immediately rewatch. That finale was fucking lackluster. Like come on, the final battle is against a bunch of ninjas and 2 guys with a sonic weapon and it was fucking spoiled in the trailer?!
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>>223584186
spbp
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>>223584232
the finale was great
peter diving in front of that bullet is the most spiderman thing ever
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>Punisher: I'll kill you, FOR ISRAEL!
>Punisher: Aww shucks I'd never just kill anyone
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>>223584114
SHAN'T be watching
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>>223584333
based volcel Peter
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>>223584114
no acting, CGI everywhere, cape shit. I'll pass
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>>223584460
DV just got release, get that
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I hate all the meme actors in this franchise. No watchy.
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>>223584314
Why would you ever go to the trouble of sitting upside down like that no matter how sticky your ass is
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>>223584769
Its fun
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>>223584665
They definitely banged behind the scenes, right?
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>>223584769
Its not really trouble for him. It shows how casually he can do shit like that. But most likely they just wanted that shot for "le iconic comic book reference"
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>>223584493
>>223584493
>Hmm and make sure to add a nigro man in the elevator scene
>We need to imply the hot white chick gets good BBC
>Spiderman? oh yeah just make him wear women's cloths
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>>223584665
Insane how Marvel needed 4 movies to FINALLY portray a compelling personal relationship between Peter and a woman his age, and they're most likely just never going to follow up on it properly.
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>>223584836
We call this schizophrenia
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>>223584836
In the 90s, men wearing women's clothes was a funny punchline, as it was in this same scene. The woman also flirts with Peter, either telling us she is willing to cheat on the nog or had to downgrade to one after being rejected.
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>>223584665
Cute siblings
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>>223584836
>I am le victim of le white genocide
You are such a bunch of sissy little cry babies
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>>223584860
Yup, MCU isn't good at that and they need her for X-Men
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>>223584860
It was definitely way more interesting than the stale old "peter has to deal with the dumb and boring normie problems of his gf"
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>>223584114
I wouldn’t watch this goyslop even for free, no thanks xisters
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>>223584114
i hope it will be on Amazon Prime.
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>>223584172
A/10
V/10
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>>223584665
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>>223585012
Mm feet
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>>223584665
Where to find the "love me" Song?
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>>223584114
and /tv/ said that people have superhero fatigue, lmao.
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>>223585013
kek
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>>223584665
>that guy who I made sure got run over though? I don't care. I'm sure his family is mourning him but I was going through some stuff.
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>>223584114
Nice. Saw this twice with my 27 yo girlfriend. Will watch it again with my 14 yo gf now.
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>>223585178
that guye didn't die
but also mentally unstable dangerous women are hot and Spiderman's "i can save her" mindset shines even brighter with them
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>>223585156
what a good brother taking a bullet for his newfound sister
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>>223585156
>THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT BURNING LOCAL
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>>223584114
are you guys seriously so poor you can't spend 20 dollars to see it in theaters and be able to discuss it with friends but you'll wait 3 months just to watch what everyone else has already seen and discussion has died? Im a pirate chad myself but for these big name movies you know the company isn't gonna put it out digitally for at least 90 full days after cinema release
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>>223585588
gr8b8m8
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>>223585588
I've seen it 3 times in theaters,
and I will pirate it to rewatch for free
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>>223584493
she's gonna get KANGED
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>cam
nyoo
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huh i thought odyssey came out before spidermans
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>>223585680
not b8 m8 im avin a laugh that you can't pay 20 dollars for the one to two times a year there's a movie you actually want to see in theaters.
>>223585703
I saw it once in theaters and im pirating it as we speak to add it to jellyfin rarely are there movies I want to see in theaters but when there are i don't mind going
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>>223584314
Is this Control Resonant
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>>223585742
it's not cam. digital release happened today
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>>223585746
i think it did but Nolan probably has some say on when it releases on digital and is being a goober about it not to mention it made a lot of money so a lot of theaters kept playing it for forever. The IMAX racket is strong with this one
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>>223585770
it and physical are dropping together day and date on november 17th
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>>223584665
I can't believe I got "I can fix her" kino from fucking MCU Spider-Man. Do it Fiege and I might see a movie of them in theaters
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>>223585760
Wow, nice!
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>>223585790
thanks
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>>223584665
since when is capeshit capable of letting a serious scene play out without quips
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If Im gonna watch it Im gonna do it my way kid
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>>223585588
It's not can't, it's won't. The nearest theater to my rural home is quite a drive and I'm not going to put in the effort for a fucking marvel movie I might not even like. The only guy I've heard talk about it is a friend with kids, and the extent of his discourse was "it's good."
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When are they killing off his 2 good for nothing side characters.
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Hmmm Bendis was onto something when he paired Ultimate Peter Parker with Ultimate Kitty Pryde.
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>>223586092
Nice to see MJ get cucked for a change
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>>223584950
The problem is if you don't watch it then you'll be isolated and not be able to fit in with your peers.
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>>223584114
great now we're gonna get spiderman threads spamming the board for the next month
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>>223584314
I think you just have your contract way up anon?
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>>223586513
No, you can tell they use unreal engine or some other faggy game engine for the background
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>>223584665
>>223585156
>He's invested in Peter & Jean?
>Remove Jean from the story, then make Zendaya the focus of the next two movies.
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>>223584475
Dunno if thats your usecase but there’s literally one device in the entire tech market that plays DV correctly (Ugoos am6b+)
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question about DV. i have a plex server that a bunch of my friends are on and they access it using whatever smart tv they have's plex client. Should I get the DV version or just got a non DV to ensure compatibility I don't know the compatibility of each and every one of their tvs although some of them are very recent.
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>>223584460
Why do people keep calling 2160p 4K when initially 4K meant 4320p? It's like when you're choosing a monitor and the salesperson immediately says it's 2K, even though it's only 2048p wide by 1280p tall.
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>>223587320
because that's what most 4K video is in stop being a nerd
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>>223584114
Ain't seen any them since Raimi's spidey 3.
Won't watch this either.
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>>223584114
>KyoGo
In this house we watch BYNDR
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>>223587524
He's way too OP now after the DNA mutation. Next movie will nerf him hard again.
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>>223587648
he'll be washed for no reason and spidernog will replace him
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>>223585588
Nah, I just don't care about seeing this movie. If it's there I'll watch it, if I never see ot though it won't bother me. Eventually I may get to it.
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>>223587104
Probably the non-DV version. Usually for WEB-DLs the DV release doesn't have fallback to SDR like UHD Bluray releases do, I think that means even if you have a Plex Pass for tone mapping - https://support.plex.tv/articles/hdr-to-sdr-tone-mapping/ - then the video will be all purple and green on a non-DV setup. And due to licensing fees, many lower-end TVs and any Samsung TVs still won't have DV even if they're brand-new
>>223587320
I think 4K has always meant around 4000 pixels *wide* even if XXXXp refers to the vertical count. The first 4K standard, DCI for theaters, was 4096 wide by 2160 tall, and 2K DCI was 2048x1080. So your salesperson is if anything underselling the monitor because it has extra vertical pixels, whereas 4K TVs are just rounding 3840 up a little to 4K
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>>223587626
KyoGo comes out 2 hours earlier
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>>223584665
>>223585156
Cyclopsbros.. wtf is this? Why is it allowed?
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>>223588325
they can't so logan again so this is the next step to get spidy into the muant's saga without going overboard
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>>223584878
i thought we were oppressors, which is it monkey?
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>>223587648
He's always holding back unless an Avenger level threat faces him. I wonder if he can beat Hulk now though, I can in Marvel vs Capcom but I'm built different.
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>>223584804
>>223584860
>>223585856
All you SpideyXJean are gonna be fucked when they torpedo this relationship in the next movie. He's gonna be with MJ and pass the torch to Negro-Man.
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Why does he look kinda chunky in that suit
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>>223588794
Because it's not CG.
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>4K
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>>223588874
What is this? This link doesn't work bro.
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you guys only like Pete x Jean because both are white
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>>223588991
>you guys only like Pete x Jean because both are white
of coursh we do
nobody wants zendingo
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>>223588991
and?
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>>223588991
yeah and?
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>>223588742
Most of us already made peace that it's probably going nowhere. Marvel wouldn't know a good thing if it smacked them in the face, they only did it for a bit in this movie by accident.
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>>223585012
>white feet
I'd leave a throwaway e mail if I didn't know this pic was stolen by some guy.
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>>223584769
You've never done stupid stance shit when you were young? You just do it. Shit doesn't need a reason.
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>>223587597
No shut your fat mouth. It isn't nerd shit. It's being accurate. We don't have to accept that shit. Keep telling the faggots you buy from that it isn't 4k. I'm not buying it.
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>>223589158
>stolen
Nigga, that's a man's feet.
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>>223584804
tom holland is literally gay dude
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>>223589236
Nah I've seen a white girl's feet. It's a girl alright.
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>>223588874
KITTY
NO SLOMMY
THE FUCK OFF
TRYIN TO SAVE THAT FOR THE GIRL
STAHP
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>>223588857
The majority of it is. Even when he goes in that sauna the fuckin mask is cgi.
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>>223589249
Are you saying the only way someone would marry Zendaya is to use her as a beard?
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>>223588991
No, I like it because it's a well done shake up in a stale franchise and genre. It also helps that she's a far more interesting prospect than a boring Daria clone. As for the race angle, I didn't have that much objections to the girl in Homecoming because she was cuter than Zendaya. Something something show my daughter why we've been running the world something something
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>>223589332
I'm not saying anything other than tom holland is CLEARLY a homosexual. Watch him dance that beyonce dance. Watch him once. She watched him do it. She knows too.
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will The Avengers-Team now have to break the Hulk from mental hospital every time?
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>>223584114
Cyclops army it is NOT looking good for us
How much more cuckening can we take?
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>>223589268
Are you not aware of this set? It gets posted on /b/ a lot during Amerimutt hours. You'll find him in the troon/femboy threads.
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>>223589428
The likely option: Marvel will kill Spider-Man and Jean. In the unlikely event they don't, they'll shove our boy with hag Emma or even do the X-Men Evolution and tease him ending up with Rogue.
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>>223587620
it's bad
really really bad
ICE/CIA peter will never work
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>>223588991
I like P/J because it's fairly unconventional, handled well within the story, the two actors have a Ryan Gosling + Emma Stone level of chemistry, and it doesn't need to be perceived as romantic to be compelling.

One character is a chaotic-good idealist, the other is a borderline psycho with an evil streak who's only really kept somewhat grounded by the idealist's presence. That's a great dynamic with lots of narrative potential. And there's something inherently compelling about two depressed loners finding solace in each other and taking on the world together.

The fact Sadie Sink is a beautiful white redhead and Zendaya is pic related isn't the main reason why I like P/J. It doesn't help that Zendaya's character is eternally boring and underdeveloped, can't seem to generate an interesting scene, and looks like a boy.

If Marvel knew what they were doing, they would make the Peter/Jean duo a prominent part of the upcoming movies. However I've made my peace with the fact that Marvel rarely know what the fuck they're doing and they'll most likely forget about the setup they created, and the next few movies will just ignore what happened in Brand New Day completely.

>>223589428
Nah, Cyclops will probably win this time. He's been cucked too many times, it can't possibly happen again. It'll just be executed awkwardly and it'll take a long time - Xmen movie comes out 2031 or something.
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>>223587648
He is canonically always holding back. He could one punch gore all of these ninjas. Even the raimy spidy
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>>223587524
it's like they heard all my complaints about iron boy just using tech bullshit to fight, and actually listened and made him fight like spiderman
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wasted bandwidth on the 4K version. jfc this is terrible. who is this trash for?
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>>223587524
>final battle is hormonal young man shooting his sticky white stuff everywhere and penetrating the inner sanctum of a young woman where they have intimate mind meld connection
>bonus for fighting a bunch of red ninjas as stand ins for hymen blood.
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>>223584665
>>223585156
funny thing is this will go absolutely nowhere
they'll soon have Peter once again pining for the brown creature while Jean develops amnesia and forgets about Peter
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holy shit I fell asleep.
why did the CIA need to release another spiderman? what's the message?
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>>223589332
>Are you saying the only way someone would marry Zendaya is to use her as a beard?
yes. she's a dyke
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>>223584114
It was okay. Lots of atrocious green screen, and filmmaking from the bottom of the barrel, but tolerable for an MCU flick. Reminded me once again that the only people who have done capeshit well are Snyder, Wan, and Norrington.
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>>223589268

I'm revoking your footfag card.
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>>223584836
She owns a dog, so you know the black dude is only there to sit in the corner and watch.
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>>223584836
>BBC
Using that initialism is as gay as taking black cock up your ass, homo anon.
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>>223588991
>you guys only like beautiful things because they're beautiful
Whoa no shit?
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>>223588325
we are going to speedrun jean in the xmen movies and end it with cyclops hooking up with emma.
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>>223584114
I've already seen this movie; I'm not poor or brown.
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>>223586092
this lasts like a second in Ultimate.
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>>223584493
>>223584836
Yep, its fucking KINO
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>>223588954
>link
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link? i dont want to seed
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>>223592294
You want my seed?
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>>223592294
no
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how do you people even find these magnets? yes i'm retarded, please help
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>>223584665
MADE FOR EACH OTHER
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I liked it.
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Okay, spergy time: does the image weirdly light up when Ned asks about the energy drink right before cutting to the cashier (25m52s) in every version or did I watch a bad one?
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>>223588742
t. >>223585013
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>>223585012
Clearly a man's feet
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>>223588325
Cyclops will win Jean, trust the plan
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>>223592236
well yeah, Ultimate is the same universe that killed off Peter and replaced him with Miles
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>>223584665
friendly reminder that possessing MJ and manipulating Peter sexually for literally no reason is irredeemable and anything after that scene is completely manufactured emotion between them
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>>223593584
>literally no reason
if you dont understand why you are retarded
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>>223593584
Peter wanted to save her, and she wanted to be stopped by him too. In a way that is what makes Spidey great, all that pain and rage he has against her, he is willing to let it pass because he knows he can save her and make her better
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>>223593584
ok
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>>223584665
"I'm giving you a pass, witch. You're gonna have to suck my dick until you unalive yourself. It's the best thing I can do."
I don't know, just didn't seem like Spider-Man to me.
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reading you kissless hugless incels' takes on how relationships are gives me a headache
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>Capeslop
Grow up
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>>223584314
>>223584324
When did movies get so ugly? This is CW levels of cringe.
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>>223594283
yet you're still here
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>>223594283
>hugless
It goes "handholdless", retard.
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>>223584836
>anon notices
>many angry replies
explain this phenomenon?
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>>223594601
i wanted to gauge the seethe from white incels about the lanterns tv show
fair to say i wasn't disspointed

>>223594770
i'm sorry i don't know the intricate complexities of a socially inept virgin anon
i'll get it right next time
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>>223585193
Even if he didn't die he would have been horribly hurt, and he ain't exactly a young man who can just bounce back
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>>223594968
even "redditor femcels" were seething about it
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>>223594968
no one outside of india likes lanterns anymore troon
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>>223594968
>white incels
Any reason why you specified race?
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>>223590856
Yes. One issue I have is the swinging still looks lame compared to the other 2 spider-men. He's always bumbling around and barely knows what he's doing and also the camera movements are boring.
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>>223585156
Why did he have to take the bullet? Why didn't he grab her arm, throw himself to the ground and pull her down along with him? That would've taken the same amount of time.
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>>223595055
no reason in particular
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>>223584314
That doesn't even make sense. Does he have the spiky things on his ass too?
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>>223595120
I thought she was a ridiculous, narcissistic bitch. Wasn't that the image they intended to paint?
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>>223595137
that's normal black women. she was written by an obese sheboon
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>>223595137
you think that about most women, probably even your mother.
let's not be disingenuous.
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>>223595156
troon post
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>>223595150
exhibit x
white incel vibes
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>>223595156
>let's not be disingenuous
Like you? What a crime it is that you've been taught English.
>>223595163
Actual spiteful brown person, probably.
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>>223595163
you didn't say i was wrong
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>>223595186
you brought it on yourselves
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>>223595137
>Wasn't that the image they intended to paint?
No, so often they write these characters you think are meant to be criticisms of those attitudes but they aren't, you are intended to believe 100%
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>>223595167
As much as I dislike incels, if they're white and you're some anti-white freak, I still value them much more highly than you.
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>>223595219
Kek. No one's a bigger white supremacist than a seething brown person, eh?
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>>223595242
if you lot can be anti-black all week, i can be anti-white
1st amendment, bitch
>>223595255
what sort of sexually frustrated copium do you have to smoke to com to that conclusion?
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>>223593010
he too white doe
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I real miss my foreskin, bros. HALP PLS
Biden liesds
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niggers be like whitey made us smoke crack
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>>223595219
Plenty of groups have been suppressed and bounced back fine, even in america they locked all the japs up in camps during the second world war and they all recovered
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>>223595342
opha ated mines
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>>223595354
they got reparations
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>>223595088
Lots of things he does is to show how brave and how much of a hero he is.
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>>223595365
black panther was shit like creed nah
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>>223595317
Your LARP sucks.
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>>223595365
niggers got $100 million to make a superhero tv show that no one watched and made no sense
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Nice to see some real Hulk again after being stuck with lame Professor Hulk for years. It might have been less egregious if that whole development didn't happen off screen, like the do with everything Hulk related.
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>>223595317
fucking wigga cunt we hate you
>>223595387
right?!?
where do you live, my friend?
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>>223584665
Sadie looks so beautiful there, so broken, so vulnerable, so real. What a performance, for me it's THE performance of the decade.
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>>223584114
>whos the samoan dude?
>oh, it's just zendaya
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>>223595433
>>223595469
Fuck off. No one cares for your muh dick posting or your cuck fantasies. Go be a homosexual or get molested by your aunt somewhere else, 80 IQ trash.
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>>223595387
>>223595417
great retorts gentlemen, really thought-provoking stuff you certainly proved me wrong
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>>223595508
No one cares. You're either a LARPing cuck or an 80 IQ good-for-nothing; not worth anyone's time here. Fuck off.
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>>223595501
if you can post NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER outside of /b/ i can post a nigger with a white girl
fuck off with your double standards
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>>223584324
They referenced that cover from yhe comics! That yotally makes up for all the characters being wrong, right?
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>>223595443
Sadie is so cute and pretty that both men and women want her
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>>223595527
you're just mad that your anger towards a different group is being directed back at you
understable, it doesn't make you any less pathetic though.
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>>223595531
Only low IQ white women date black men. The black women who date white men have a higher IQ than white women who date black men. Black men can't pull shit. Now fuck off, retarded cuck.
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>>223595555
whatever makes you sleep at night
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>>223595553
I don't care about blacks one way or the other. Now fuck off.
>>223595581
Fuck off, cuck.
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>>223595667
Fuck off, cuck.
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>>223595677
no.
also i enjoyed rings of power
seeing black elves and dwarves was awesome
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is timmy done seething?
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Things that were good
>all punisher scenes
>Peter's "Im acting" scene
>jean Grey scenes where she's cute
Things that were bad
>boring action
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>>223585588
No young kids in the family anymore to take to watch , rather just talk about it on 4cucks when the rip drops.
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>>223584874
>>223585289
TRVKE!!!!!!! Hottest siblings
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>>223595860
>punisher scenes
not even
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>>223595555
true
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>>223595088
He's fucking strong, anon. He'd likely tear her arm off if he did that. When you're strong (like me) you treat everyone with kid gloves. In Spidey's case, it's just reflex for him to protect her like that.
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>>223593584
>no reason
She wanted him out of her way. Doing that to Zendaya showed she's willing to fuck him up indirectly.
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>>223584114
what a godawful movie this was. Jesus
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>>223584114
I know it's a typical question, but can I follow this if I only watched the spider-man movies and not all the other marvel slop?
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>>223598211
Yup
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Is Peter Parker still a virgin?
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You could basically watch this on twitter. I don't need to show links if it has already been removed already.
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>>223584114
Japanese dub available??
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>>223584232
Watts was a retard but BND was mid
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Only discussion I’ve seen from this movie is shipping
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>>223594913
engagement bots from disneed corp
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>>223585193
I just watched the intro and that tank was firing miniguns into buildings behind spiderman and using a turret on police cars. Not even counting the cars it flattened many many people died.
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>>223598272
Yup, he still is,. Felicia will take it in the future
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>>223594913
Normie hypebeasts pissy that their latest fotm is woke.
>leave the multibillion dollar film franchise alone
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>>223595404
He was weak as piss in this and was dragged down by some loose wall.
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>>223595860
Like all marvel films, even the non-action scenes looked like a cartoon. The fucking mask looked ridiculous when he was in the spa.
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>>223598723
It's not like it was firing randomly, Jean was controlling it and making sure she didn't aim at any people's heads. Maybe someone got hit in the stomach or something but that's not killing.
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>>223598939
The minigun was spinning rounds past spiderman into buildings and the cars were fucking obliterated.
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Is the Japanese audio available guys?
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>>223584665
She' so mid
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>>223586092
Khazar temptress
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>>223599046
Compared to who? I mean yeah by 90s standards the only role she could get is the nerd girl everyone bullies, but in modern Hollywood where Zendaya is a star she's a goddess.
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>>223584665
"You have me"

And thus the floodgates opened
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>>223584114
>Now you can finally enjoy the biggest movie of the year about a woman who bodyrapes people.
I rewatched it and honestly I can't even blame those military guys who took the sister. She was sitting there in the park taking control of people's bodies and laughing about it. Deranged behavior. I mean she didn't deserve to die but still.
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>>223599151
wait are you saying sony corp made a retarded movie???
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>>223584665
>BND thread
>SpiderPhoenix clip gets the most (You)s
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>>223599262
>vodka in a beer cup
>Toby Maguire not wear Lakers jersey
that gotta be AI slop
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neighbor girl is hot
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>>223599276
It is. But it's the pic that got me into this ship. I knew they had something special when I left the cinema, but seeing Peter and Jean's pure bliss depicted in this AI gem was what pushed me over the edge.
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>>223599328
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>>223593584
seethe, Zendaya
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>>223599278
MCU Peter loves the chocolate tho
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>>223599468
she does too
the black guy she's seen with is credited as her bf on imdb
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>>223584114
One of the worst graphics I've ever seen in my life
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>>223584665
>>223585156
i just watched the movie and i get why people ship it. it just works
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>>223595132
Look where his hand is retard, he just jacked his shit batman style and is sitting in his own sticky goo.
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>>223599711
>jacked his shit batman style
???
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Drinking game. Every time Jon Bernthal says Aaaaaa, take a drink.
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>>223599276
Why would spiderman wear a lakers jersey?
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>>223599822
upside down
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>>223600034
But then his sticky goo would’ve rained down onto the good citizens of New York rather than where he was sitting
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>>223588991
>you guys only like Pete x Jean because both are white
I don't watch capeshit and clicked on this thread out of curiosity, but people probably like it because Sadie Sink is a beautiful redhead white girl while Zendaya is a 0 charisma brown mutt who's considered marriage material by gay guys who want to hide their gayness.
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Jean and spiderman isn't in the comics is it? Honestly would be kinda nice to see them try to see if they can move away from the comics in that regard
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>>223600235
They won't try it, doing a move away from the comics will piss off the many rabid Jean x Scott shippers and X-Men fans
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Anytime punished frank is on screen it's good shit
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my wishlist is a couple of movies focused on the clone saga. i don't even know what the real comic book story was anymore. but if they could do it on film that would be great.
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>>223600235
Nope, it was never a thing before this movie.
>>223600268
Marvel shouldn't give a shit about comic book fans. Their number is tiny compared to the amount of normies watching MCU capeshit now. Besides, the X-Men relationships in the comics are pretty awful all around and nothing of value would be lost if Marvel ignored them.
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>>223600268
>piss off the many rabid Jean x Scott shippers
Wow they must be really concerned about that considering how careful they are to never show Jean with another guy.
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>>223599603
>Black Boyfriend of Blonde Neighbor, Tyrone Johnson
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>>223584114
Anyone knows if primetime is already out in good quality
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Where is Toby? What the fuck is this shit?
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>>223584665
Marvel has in their hands the opportunity to make several more $2.5 billion films, they just need to put Zendaya MJ in the background and focus on these two.
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>>223600893
Tobey is has-been, he will be back in Avengers Doomsday
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>>223600728
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>>223601161
>povd
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>>223584665
I was waiting for the kiss and it never happened
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>>223601189
PVOD
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>>223601216
>Pulmonale venookklusive Erkrankung
nah, that doesn't make any sense.
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>>223601212
This. (And no the kiss through Zendaya's body doesn't count.)
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>>223587524
This looks so fucking bad. They openly said that they're taking inspiration from the garbage Insomniac games, and you can really tell.
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>>223601226
English, Hans.
>Premium Video on Demand
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>>223584114
>watching cape shit

Hahahahaha holy fuck haha
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>>223601281
thank you, I get it now.
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>>223585156
i will grudgingly admit that is pretty kino
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>>223601161
>november
fucking retards release a movie on september in "selected theaters" and it takes 2 months for everyone else? i hope a24 niggers rot.
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>>223585156
Wouldn't the phoenix have saved her anyway?
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>/tv/ tells me its pretty shit
>its actually pretty good
this is a board for imbeciles
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>>223601614
depends on which phoenix does mcu use.
There are many in the comics. Most of them are describing it as a godlike entity which chooses jean, and makes her like 999999999% stronger instantly.
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Its garbage. Its still got the goofy kid shit with Peter. Its still has MJ and Ned (poc) presented as literal fucking angels. They managed to sneak in 1000 third worlders in supporting roles whenever jean body jumps. Its just fucking weird. Its so obvious if you have a semblance of pattern recognition. The masses have just been traumatized so much by current events, that they have to escape to something. These people are playing 4D chess and this is why you retards have no chance against them. Which makes it even funnier you choose to have kids. You are essentially birthing their next test subjects.
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>>223601729
ok buddy its time to take some meds
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>>223601614
this is very early Jean Grey with barely any powers, and the Phoenix hasn't yet been mentioned or introduced as a concept
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>>223601729
Isn't NYC full of browns?
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How is the punisher able to roam through new york and hospitals free if he is a wanted fugitive?
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>>223589268
kek faggot
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>>223601729
dumb retard, nyc is full of niggers.
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>>223585588
This psyop isn't working, kikes. No one is abandoning piracy and adblockers for youtube premium or whatever.
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>>223595137
how naive are you to think that they writers intended that argument to be wrong
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>>223601810
Yeah. I thought NYC was really safe and there's no criminals running around.
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This movie wanted to kill myself because it made me remember my ex and it showed a lie about "muh move on"
Fuck this movie.
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>>223601948
>it showed a lie about "muh move on"
There are other fish in the sea, bro.
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>>223584114
those of us with money already saw it months ago
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>>223584114
This is the best spider man movie ever made, including the animated ones
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>>223601976
No. I will never find a girl like her again.
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>villain is evil because she's a woman
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>>223602012
true. Every other movie is around 6/10
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>>223592266
kek
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I only know where to torrent anime
I dont know where to torrent movies...
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>>223601729
>Which makes it even funnier you choose to have kids. You are essentially birthing their next test subjects.
Nice try, antinatalist kike.
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>>223602047
second most realistic thing after "villain is evil because she's a mother"
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>>223601729
This.
You should not have kids and make room for others.
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>>223602107
just buy it you dumb fuck
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>>223584114
I was honestly expecting way more of this from what I saw peoples reviews and the money it made, sure it was better than the first 2 from Holland but it also had just random characters in like did I miss something how did Punisher get saved by spiderman? and why is the blackwidow 2.0 some trusted source of information that Parker managed to find?
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>>223602212
This is for NPCs who recently broke up. And there are lot of them like >>223601948
If you are heartbroken and you see a "superhero" being heartbroken aswell you will like the product. Simple as that.
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>>223602212
He met Punisher at some point in the years shown in the crime-fighting montage, it doesn’t need to be seen on screen.

Black Widow 2.0 is part of the New Avengers and public legitimacy from that
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I don't know how to dl this
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>>223585193
this is a fantastic illustration of the zoomer mindset
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WEBM of the ending with Ned please? That shit sucks and i want to spam it.
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I made a ebin maymay, hope you rike it
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>>223602107
you can just rent it
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>>223603159
Seeing her makes me realize what a fucking failure I am.
I remember the threads when she started as a little kid in starger things
Now she is an internaitonal superstar, and sexy as fuck adult and I am the same failure like 10 years ago
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>>223595132
>spiky thing
That's a Raimi thing
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>>223602107
good. weebs dont deserve movies
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>>223595132
Spider-man can make any part of his skin "sticky" by making it form molecular bonds with a surface. It still doesnt make sense, like pretty much every other superpower, but the spider spikes are a raimy thing
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Should I finally update my utorrent from 3.2.3
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>>223603225
>>223603547
So he made it better is what you are saying
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>>223603560
Just install qbit
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>>223603186
>being jealous of a child in Hollywood
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>>223603565
I like the idea of having spidey have those tiny hair spike things an actual spider uses to climb a wall.
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>>223603186
Yes anon, she is totally that succesfull because she worked so hard. You could have totally done the same with the exact same outcome
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>>223584114
Why did this particular film earn so much money? It's decent for capeshit standards but nothing special. Iron Man 1 and Winter Soldier are still by far the best capeshit films.
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>>223603644
Because Spiderman is most beloved Marvel character?
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>>223603644
When everything is pure shit even mediocrity looks like a masterpiece in comparison.
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>>223603644
1. it's Spiderman
2. it's a genuinely well directed movie as far as capeshit goes, so it got good word of mouth
3. actors very famous among zoomers and kids (Tom Holland, Zendaya, Sadie Sink)
4. there was nothing else good in the cinemas over the summer (the Odyssey was trash)
5. asians loved it because it had less focus on Zendaya and more on a brand new cute redhead character
6. it's Spiderman
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>>223603644
I dont get it either. At least the last one had all the fan service with all the characters. This one didnt really stuck out
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>>223587014
unfortunately you're right
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Very enjoyable movie. Sexo with jean
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>>223603644
Much better action scenes than previous films, with Spiderman actually being Spiderman instead of Iron Man Jr. Spiderman is now a depressed adult instead of a quippy teenager, and the actor is much more suited to this. The annoying niggress isn't the main girl of the film, a fun psycho redhead qt is. Characters like the Punisher and the Hulk are well utilized - this is the first time in many years that the Hulk isn't just a joke. Serious moments are not ruined by jokes and quips. The movie is actually about something (depression) rather than just being a collection of fight scenes.
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>>223584114
Mike Stoklasa called this one of the best movies ever made.



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