>Bond. James Bo-AH FUCK. THAT WAS MY REAL NAME. YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT. YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANY OF THAT. Christ lady what are you looking at, I just gave this asshole my real name. He's going to kill me now. I'm SO FUCKED>Hey buddy, does this look shaken to you? *Silly high pitched voice* cos it doesn't look shaken to me. Looks like ya might have stirred it? Did ya stir it when I actually asked for it to be shaken?>I know the tuxedo sale is over, but you're gonna give me the discounted price anyway. See this licence? That means I can kill anyone I want, for any reason I want. I could shoot that kid right now. I could blow his brains out all over the floor and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. So tell me again if I'm late to the sale?>You sure about that?
>>223585026kek I read this in his silly voice
>>223585026Would watch.
>>223585721
why tables though?
>>223585026I smiled
>THERE'S TOO MUCH FUCKING SHIT ON ME I CAN'T BREATHE
>no it opens both ways. I snuck into this vault yesterday it opens both ways>proceeds to push a bank vault door the wrong way for 2 1/2 hours >movie ends
popperrrrgghgrs
>>223585026Lol, he's funny
>I was dangling above a pit of sharks and my first thought was at least I won’t have to go work tomorrow!?!!!
>>223585026I would watch 22 minutes of this, but not a full movie.
He thinks his car can go underwater but instead he is just trapped inside screaming as it sinks
>>223585026kino
