You have to film a sex scene with the female lead of the last TV show or movie you watched. How fucked are you?I'm pretty good.
>>223585247Last movie I watched was Obsession.
>>223585247she was so cute before her lip got fucked up.
>>223585297vazeli trakopaido
I think I'm alright
25 years ago this would have been awesome.
Not bad
IMAGINE
>>223585247This is great news
>>223585316She's still cute.
Just watched The Creep Tapes episode with her. Damn fine and she wears a strap on.
I'm golden, she's not exactly my type but her personality in the show is pretty cute and cheeky.
>>223585247Sophia Falcone from the Penguin. Life is good.
>>223585445Wait, the newest season is already out?
>>223585247I got Jodie Foster. I'd bang both 29 year old and 63 year old Jodie Foster, so I'm feeling pretty good.
>>223585478God tier feet.
>>223585473Out and over already. Pure kino. Now I wait for Creep 3.
>>223585510Hell yeah. I somehow forgot that it was coming out this soon.
>>223585247Nice.I just watched Lisa Frankenstein. I'm elated.
>>223585597One of my favorite young scream queens.
Oh no
>>223585247Fuck Soapy
>>223585638>post breast reduction ConnellyLook, I wouldn't say no, but it's no late 80's Jennifer.
eatin good
Watched the classic House on Haunted Hill last night
>>223585638FUCK ME OLD HAG JCONNNN
>>223585247Soapy!!!!!!!!
>>223585247I'm also quite satisfied
Currently watching Ophelia on the big screen while grinding the money snek.I'll be grinding the penis snek to its female lead, Daisy Ridley if I get a good drop, if you know what I mean.
>lili simmonsconcerned but embonered
>>223585800Kill soapy.
>>223585834Hoooooly fucking based
i just watched ecelebs does that count?
Uhh
>>223585913MEW is awesome, no?
>>223585925Bro...
>>223585913Hey, look, the shitty prequel had prime MEW, so... or not.
>>223585913The chess computer, or Nauls. He looks most like a girl to me.
>>223585247House, but Season 8so, either Adams or Park
>Clémence PoésyVery good
>>223586069or wait, no, it's Fleabag
>>223585801Policewomen are always hot for some reason. Every. Single. One. Of them.
Christina Chong is pretty cute but a little old. I like Jess Bush more but she really became a minor character.
>>223586073In Bruges?
>>223586095In reality 95% of them are fat ugly dykes
>>223586113mine was The Thingguess I have the voice of the chess computer
The last movie I watched didn't have a female lead.
this is a poorly disguised waifu simp thread...
>>223586127>Adrienne BarbeauThe real question is do you get the 80s version or the right now version?
>>223586113It's a shithole
>EuphoriaThank God I always considered Jules the main character, almost had to fuck Zendaya
>>223586151obviously the 1982 version
>>223586095My number one sex fantasy is to fuck a female cop while she's on duty.Would probably not be a pleasant experience though.
>>223586163IT'S A FAIRYTALE FUCKIN PLACE
>>223585247>Alien-era Sigourney WeaverOk!
>>223585247
Halloween '78
Carey Mulligan or Cailee Spaeny? Could be worse desu.
>>223585913The Thing itself was probably the most feminine, though maybe one of the huskies. The porn collage in the rec room is foreshadowing. Funny that those guys went all the way to Antarctica to get away from women, wonder what was going on between Adrienne Barbeau and Carp around then
>>223585247Film & tv respectively (easy to guess what I've been watching). Could've been worse, although Snook hasn't looked like picrel in some time, she's all fat now.
>>223586360Nvm, she's lost weight. Totally would!
Could be worse
Who counts as the female lead? The evil priestess lady or the jailbait princess?
>>223585247Yes please
>>223585247>You have to film a sex scene with the female lead of the last TV show or movie you watched.wait, I do? how are you planning to set this up?
Yes… Ha ha ha… Yes!
I saw fino Alla fine so I guess I'll be with Elena Kampouris
>>223586440She will break you.
>>223585247I'll be all right.
>>223586555Very awesome dude.Was the movie awesome?
>>223586440negress was a freak in bed apparently, so long as you wear a rubber for the aids, you'll have a good time either way.
>>223585247You won't catch me complaining
>>223586702>Grace Jones>AIDSPut some respect on her name zoomer chud
>>223585638A2A
>>223585613Kat is such a sweetheart too. No political opinions either, just PG level thirst traps and constant praise for everyone she works with and her biggest fans, never a negative comment. Truly a social media cleanse.
>>223586702>negress was a freak in bed apparentlyThey all are, man.
Don't know which one counts but I'm fine either way
>>223585247Current version or show accurate version?And she already has experience in pretending to be into fat guys
The girl from Wishmaster. Not bad.
>>223587601Stop being fat, loser. It's not fucking hard, jesus christ. Just stop stuffing your disgusting face with food all day. Retard.
>>223585247>30 RockOh hell yes
>>223587601I liked it when she got fat.
>>223587649every woman in my life hates on that show i suspect because they're jealous of how funny and hot tina fey is. i gotta do a rewatch soon
>>223585247Alexa Davalos from Man in the High Castle. Will the sex be unsimulated?
>>223585247>How fucked are you?yes
>>223587644>Stop being fat, loser. It's not fucking hard, jesus christ. Just stop stuffing your disgusting face with food all day. Retard.No.I'll continue my hedonistic lifestyle on YOUR dime and enjoy every second of it. Twice, because of your seething.
>>223585247I've watched the bear, who should i consider? the sister or Ayo?
>>223586641I don't want to sound pretentious but It was like the idea of the noble savage applied to Sicilian petty criminals.Elena Kampouris is a very attractive woman though. And a good actress too.
>Ingrid BergmanWhy not
Who's the female lead of Takedown with Chris Hansen? The decoy?
>>223587930flip a coinI thought Abby would be crushing Ayo in the looks department, but I was looking at scenes they share and Abby looks a little haggard while Ayo is getting carried by her youth, so it evens out.
I'm not a pedo but rules are rules
she might still be alright, maybe>>223585331basedddddd
>>223585424
Gulp
I win.
>>223585247>Olivia Coleman I'm going to need some beer goggles and some Dramamine.
Lydia from breaking bad
>>223585247>You have to film a sex scene with the female lead of the last TV show or movie you watched.>How fucked are you?FUCKYEAH
>>223588817>Lydia>the female leadSorry buddy you're getting Skyler White
>>223586834kys
>>223588941I guess I'll take a pity hand job. But Lydia is my woman
>>223585247Interstellar... oh, Murph...
sopranos season 3guess I've just gotta take one for the team bros
>>223589075you lucky fuck
>>223589075Carmela is the female lead though
>>223589662season 3 she takes a back seat, meadow gets shit loads of screen time when she's at college and starts dating a black jew, then some other kid that's part of the bigger plot
Lisbon from the mentalist
A Law and Order:CI episode during the Saffron Burrows season, I really lucked out.Hell i'd even fuck Goldblum.
>>223589732Edie Falco literally won the Lead Actress Emmy for that very season.You're fucking Carmela, make peace with it.
>>223585247Not great but I guess it could be worse
>>223589849because she shed a few tears in front of a painting for an episode, not buying it
>>223585247Last movie was El Camino which has almost no females and none that can be leadsBefore that Breakin Bad
>>223585247Thank you, Yahwe.
>>223588191totally agree man. although, they both look funny
>>223585247>You have to film a sex sceneNo I don't.
>Better Call SaulI'm....not really into Kim desu.I prefer Paige or Betsy
welp....
>>223589988Mariah Carey is in this movie. We'll change the rules for you and let you bang her instead.
>>223589876gay-ass sausage fest film
>>223585247Patricia from Widow's Bay I guess
noice
>>223585247I lucked out here... unless it needs to be the actress in her current state? Then no thank you!
>>223585247Last one was Blonde tho I didn't finish it so then it would be Girl Interrupted. So either Ana de Armas or Winona Ryder.
>>223585443That's so kind of you to say
>>223585247Eh, could be worse. I'd happily fake bang her and rub my very real hard on against her pussy. No. I shant have it taped back into my ass crack.
Neat!
>>223591817Shield didn't have enough women in uniform
Winrar, Samara fucking Weaving
>>223585247But the last one I watched was Resident evil which was basically foid free...
>>223585445is that worth a watch? I liked the first Creep movie but kinda forgot thewhole thing existed afterwards
>>223585247Jessica Biel in London
I'm gonna need access to a time machine. a cloning tank or a spade.
