doesn't make any sense, I touch my cock with my hand all the time and that's not gay

>>223585802
Get a load of this gay man

Nothing is gay, everything is straight.

sucking any dick doesn't make you gay though
I've sucked dozens and I still find men repulsive

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Thanks, batman!

>>223585802
>touch own dick
>get hard
Fucking Gaylord

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>>223585830
This but letting black guys fuck me and fill me with cum.

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>if everyone's gay
>then no-one is

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>jerking off your homies is pretty gay....but I said no homo

Wait no, if you are a fag on your own, the fags increse by one, no?
Like, if you are born, that's assumed +1 hetero, but if you switch to being a fag that's effectively +1 fags, -1 hetero

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>>223585793
guys think sucking your own dick would feel like having your dick sucked, but it feels more like having a dick in your mouth

>>223586568
The act of sucking your own dick doesnt make you gay, you were always gay

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>>223586630
How do you know this?

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>>223586630
>your dick wouldn't have been sucked if you hadn't put your mouth around it
>either way we run the tape, you made it happen
>don't try to understand it
>feel it

>>223586568
>assumed
DID YOU JUST ASSUME EVERYONE'S SEXUALITY?!??!??!??!?

>THE JOKER HAD HIS ASSHOLE SEWN SHUT

for me it is autocunnilingus but most bitches are too fat

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>>223585827
>>223585843
>>223585845
>>223585852
>>223586588
Never mind touching it, what's truly gay is having a penis attached to your body at all times.

>>223585793
for the original quote, it doesnt make any sense
>kill one murderer
>same amount of murderers
>kill another 25
>there are now 25 less murderers

>>223586983
he didnt say 25, he said "a" (one)

>>223586983
So... if you suck 25 dicks, you're reducing the number of #f_slur_plural in the world?

Fags are virgin incels. If you were born gay that means you've never had sex.

>>223586983
But you increase the numbers of serial killers by 1

>>223586983
I've heard lots of people say once a man's a killer, they just keep on killing and killing. They sort of develop a taste for blood. They kill one man, or kill ten. It's all the same. After all, they can only hang you once.

>>223587371
That works for everyhing
If you fuck a baby, do you really think you'll get picky about girl's sizes or ages afterwards?

>>223585958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiWlwybk0h0