>"Now!">Entire army immediately starts executing an extremely choreographed maneuver
>armies march in formation to the battlefield>they line up facing each other in good order>CHAARGE!>both armies break ranks and charge mindlessly towards the enemy>a series of 1v1 duels begin
>character starts singing a song about the current thing that is happening right now>other characters join inbut how do they know the words
>army in formation with muskets walking in a line >”wait for it… wait” Sir! S-Sir!>Now!>army starts throwing their king behind them in a fantastic flea flicker play>other army confused and unable to get the king>other army dogpiles the king but then look befuddled when he’s not at the bottom of the pile>everyone looks up and sees the king with a freshly shot bow >other king smirks “ha! You missed!”>good guy king says “did I?” With a wry smile>bad king looks up and sees a chandelier shot loose by the arrow fall on him and trap him >”now let’s see who this bad king really is”>takes off his mask>it’s George Costanza who donned the kingship due to being too deep in a lie with a clerk at the local bagel shop Completely breaks my immersion
>>223585964remember in the patriot when those idiots stood in an open field and left themselves wide open to be shot? later in the flick mel gibson takes out several red coats by using stealth tactics
>>223586212made me lol
>>223586212>chaotic melee>neither side wears brightly colored armbands, sashes or surcoats so they can instantly identify friend or foe
