Realistically what would you do in this situation?
>>223586716I wouldn't say a single word to them. I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did.
>>223586716Kept my cool like the euros in that webm did. The final caption even says:>The savages often visited us kindlyThey got no beef with me, I got none with them. Simple as.
>Realistically what would you do in this situationBANZAAAAI
>>223586716this movie is so boring after the first forty minutes
>>223586716AM I BEING DETAINED!?*BANG**BANG**BANG*
>>223586716Marry the Chief's 13 year old daughter
>>223586716In their position as them without my current knowledge and disposition? Same as them, probably. Me myself as I am now with my current knowledge? Wipe out every single one of them, man woman and child and be damn sure that their entire existence never makes it into a history book. Then I send messages to each other European nation to do the exact same with whatever brownoids they run into out in the untamed wildernesses.
>>223586716What is this from
>>223586916>grass pornmust be a terrence malick movie
>>223586716theres accounts of alot of the settlers in NE and SW meeting tribes that had white features and knew how to speak welshwe have the accounts written down in record, but there's no living descendents of those tribesvery likely celtic iberians from spain, britain, reached america using the same route as leif erikson 2000-3000 years ago, they probably arrived in the NE or south near the gulf and traveled using the riversthe anubis caves in oklahoma have petroglyphs of the sungod mithras, the egyptian god anubis, oglam scripts and iberian-punic runic scripts and pictures of exotic animals native only to north africa/egypt - elephants, crocadiles, horses that pre-date spanish introduction
>>223586716fall to my knees and worship the white angels
>>223586716Offer them diseased blankets and beads untilmore dudes arrive.
petroglyph in Wyoming showing Oglam script
>>223587141Humans lived alongside horses in North America, and may have hunted them to extinction though climactic changes were the more likely culprit since Natives weren’t even able to hunt Buffalo reliably as a staple until the European exchange that returned horses to the American plains.
Ancient egypt vs Anubis cave in Oklahoma
>>223586716give them my special blankets
>>223586716https://youtube.com/watch?v=xw08GQw0hBIPlummer is so fucking based
Well, I read about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel_Plummer today so:KILL THEMKILL THEM ALLTHE ONLY GOOD REDSKIN IS A DEAD REDSKIN
>>223587625>In her account of her life among the Comanche, Rachel wrote that six weeks after giving birth to a healthy son, the warriors decided she was slowed too much by childcare, and threw her son down on the ground. When he stopped moving, they left her to bury him. When she revived him, they returned and tied the infant to a rope, and dragged him through cactuses until the frail, tiny body was literally torn to pieces.[1]Such a vibrant culture.
>>223587141It's because sailors and prisoners and others would jump ship and run off and join the tribes, who were happy to have them because disease depleted their numbers. The euros were disease resistant so after a while you had entire entire indian tribes that were mostly white and mixed
>>223586916darude sandstorm
>>223586716I'd never relax.
>>223588087You should never judge people by their appearance, but frankly, trusting Magua was a demonstration of Christian innocence that will never cease to amaze me.
>>223587309>diseased blankets Probably never happened and if it did it happened in Canada, not Virginia.
>>223588297What kind of disease can be transmitted through blankets anyway ?
cough to scare them away
>>223588326anything transmittable by skin to skin contact?
>>223586865>
>>223588683From ai:.Scabies.Ringworm.Impetigo.Warts.Molluscum Contagiosum.Herpes Simplex Virus (HSV).SyphilisI think Syphilis is kind of dangerous...
>>223586916The New World.
Lay down a suppressing fire with the incinerators and fall back by squads to the APC.
Its weird how this movie isnt talked about more, its so fucking good
>>223588845>to the APC.you mean the ship?
>>223586716lmao did they get the same aztec guy from the mel gibson joint? what a weird type-cast
>>223588777The accusation is always either malaraia or typhus or most often smallpox
>>223588326Smallpox.
>>223588297>we didnt nuffin, it was someone else!Kek everytime
>>223589020>we didn't nuffin fucking ESLs, kek! everytime!
>>223589020>When leftshits try to memeLiterally the only thing they are good at is ruining memes by using them so badly
>>223588939>>223588984>smallpoxIt isn't a bad idea because while the risk of transmission through blankets is low, it only takes one redskin to spread it to the entire tribe through coughing.
>>223587023Incredibly accurate kek. Why does he love tall grass so much??
>>223588761Why did you post a picture of yourself, paco?
>>223588903Say again? All after mean?
>>223586716https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1-syDxWE0I
>>223586716Wonder why native americans are smelling my penis
>>223589819Cock of white man has mystical powers, suck it and fire water appears
>>223589020>surgeons didn't even believe in washing their hands before operating on their patients>somehow, retards think soldiers knew diseases were transmissable through blankets
>>223589020>>we didnt nuffinProper answer is who cares. Nuke China, nuke Russia, nuke Iran.
How's Aztec pussy like?
>>223586916Gay Niggers Rising – Chapter II: Newfoundland
>>223586779Powerful...
>>223586716why did western media love depicting these niggas as some hunched apes walking nearly 4 legged and doing social grooming whenever they met a white personlike sure they were not as developed as eurasia at the time but it's not like the media depicts ancient europe or egypt like some caveman monkeys either
>>223586716Why aren't they portrayed as the actual midgets that they were?
>>223590526euros were also midgets at the time so it would be roughly the same
I'd probably stick on a good movie instead. Maybe I'll watch "Sweet Smell of Success" again
>>223590471>and doing social grooming whenever they met a white personIt's plausible because from collective memory they couldn't imagine that different humans existed.
>>223587368>hunted them to extinctionEnvironmental collapse. Horses are animals that disprove intelligent design with how retarded their anatomy alone is, and if they hadn't been domesticated they'd be dying off all on their own.
>>223590670> they couldn't imagine that different humans existedhow the fuck couldn't they. They weren't some isolated jungle dwellers, they had trade networks reaching modern day US and central america with bunch of different cultures, features, clothing and other shit these regions made and traded. You won't turn into a fucking monkey just because you met another culture
>>223590837>They weren't some isolated jungle dwellers,They were. They had contacts with the next tribe, occasionally with the rest of the "nation" during meetings, and in the end very few individuals would trade with anyone from more than 3 or 4 tribes away.
>>223590837Anon it was more like they had weird coloring (when everyone you knew ranged from swarthy to swarthier). They were covered in metal armor (pic related is a proud aztec warrior for contrast), an they arrived on great big fuck huge sailing vessels from an ocean that was just assumed to be infinite beyond the occasional pineapplenigger that may have washed ashore in a canoe. Which isn't to say they didn't have technology and an advanced civilization, before the europeans showed up with their disease that burnt through the continent and wiped out like 75% of the population over only a couple decades, places in the new world had a higher HDI than their contemporaries across Europe. But those population pressures that were at the root of the problem caused the colonial expansion in the first place. Meanwhile indigenous people had an entire continent allowed a small initial population to spread out across two continents. I think one of the more interesting things I read was archeological work done in florida, and one of the earlier tribes was mostly centered around fishing, but if you wanted to expand off the coast what can you do? SO they built an extensive system of artificial channels that went from one community fish-tank to the next, extending pretty far into the peninsula. They would basically farm their fish by chasing them up this fake stream, and then putting up fish traps behind them. These were salt water fish, and the canals and communal pools were raised and built with all kinds of materials that would help balance the salt content and PH of the water so the fish wouldn't die. I wish I could fin the article again because I know I'm getting shit mixed up.
>>223590408These things have to be bots. Completely incoherent, having their own discussion, triggered into action by the other bots' off topic posts.>>223590471I've noticed "nigga" has completely replaced basically every other word like "person" or "guy" on here. It's super gay.
>>223588087I love Michael Mann's sense of chaotic continuity. Magua chops a guy, shoots another and there are still 8 men right in front of him and the scene cuts away and he disappears.
>>223587309Probably don't even need to do that. Those natives were fucked the second they got that close to Europeans
>>223586716why does the lead redskin react like general chang smells?
>>223586716
>>223590471I fucking love educational watercolours so much bros
>>223587625>>223587850to be fair i've never seen ANYONE argue on behalf of the comanche
>>223586716Find the women
>>223586916El Dorado
>>223590471injuns in that area were stone age apes
>>223586801>>223586803>>223586830>what would you dowhich way White man?
>>223586716>>223592009someone post a webbum of the battle in The New World
>>223587850>ComancheNobody warned her? They're pretty much universally agreed on to be the one tribe that deserved getting wiped out.
>>223592066>>223592089why do they have a hime cut?
>>223592009God imagine how good it must of felt to kill all those disgusting cow shit eating indians
>>223586865>In their position as them without my current knowledgeIn many ways they would have been much more knowledgeable than you. They would have had extensive knowledge about the different tribes, and real experience dealing with various native people.Almost no one took a direct trip from the Europe to unknown land in the new world, they would have extended stays at Havana or other European ports in the new world. They would have people with them that had previously been on expeditions, they would have read and talked with people from previous expeditions, and they would already have encountered lots of natives before going to mainland.
>>223590471>>223592083Because there was jack shit in North America that would become the US
>>223592191based off some cosplayer i think
>>223592191Traditional native hairstyle.
>>223586716I'd start rain dancing.
>>223586779The beautiful people the beautiful people!
>>223592308please type out the rain dance chant
>>223586716Considering that they are making a move, I would probably have to get it on.
>>223590471>why are people depicting Germanics as mud hut dwellers? They had great colosseums and marble forums and shit
>>223592399Heya hoyim I'm a goyim
>>223590471this isnt real idiot, its a painting
>>223592089Spaniards conquered indians. Brits were weak cucks and had to coexist with neighbor tribes and nobody gives women to the weak. Later genocide of indians is probably from that repressed anger about being unable to rape and pillage locals in 1600s like all cool kids did.
>>223590552>euros were also midgets at the time..This is one of the stranger things about most of human history, which I don't think people really understand.You had a hard hereditary class system, which caused huge difference in the morphology between the different "classes", the bulk would have been "midgets". But anyone of nobility, that would have been raised on a solid diet, whose parents also would have had access to ample nutrition, and their parents etc. Would have been tall...and it wasn't just height, with a plentiful and protein rich diet, your skull get more round, jaws more pronounced and square, your shoulders broader, woman have larger breast, wider hips and slimmer waist.Everything that is commonly understood as being "sexually attractive" is a trait that come with growing up on a healthy diet.Blue blood wasn't some mythical thing, it was a real difference, much more important than race. A noble man in France would look more similar to a noble man in Japan, physically and mentally.A lot of those that came to the new world would have not been peasants, they would have been blue blood people.
>>223592259The midwest, southwest, and southeast had some genuine cities. Unfortunately southwestern civilization got gutted by centuries of droughts, and the midwest and southeast got obliterated by plagues because they were urbanized and had long distance trade connections. Then settlers killed and deported them, moved in, and slowly built over their cities.
>>223590337Jeety
>>223592616Mississippian cultures that built the big mounds and great cities were long gone by the time europeans showed up
>>223586716Just start jackin it
If I'm one of the natives I'd probably get sick and die
>>223586916Problem Child 2
>>223590471Because these cockroaches cant run shit even with modern technology, you expect people to believe they were pristine back in the day?
>>223586779>>223586801>>223586865>>223592066>>223592295ok but what would you do in this situation?
>>223586916Saving private Ryan deleted scene, on the blu-ray only
>>223593105This is a common misconception. Cahokia itself, the most famous moundbuilder city, was gone, but the urbanized agricultural moundbuilder cultures that built it were still there and still building until the Europeans came. It's a shame too, because they were only able to adapt maize to grow in large quantities there around the year 1100AD after thousands of years of having to survive off the saddest crops imaginable.>>223593312Bro you can just read colonial accounts or go look at the tens of thousands of ruins
Why were Angloids so weak against First Nations warriors?
>>223587309>Europeans had poor hygiene and had no clue about germ theory>Europeans intentionally gave infected blankets to Natives to genocide themWhich one is true?
>>223592489nah based Anglo chads just didn't want to interbreed with subhumans
Do NOT look up what Pocahontas from The New World looks like now
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>>223586716Write an angry letter to Terrence Malick.
>>223593450they didn't know, was just a happy coincidence. they were hoping the blankets would cause them to overheat, rendering them susceptible to attacks due to their reduced stamina
>>223593360I would give that vaguely effeminate native man syphilis.
>>223590471Yeah Malick has them acting like the apes encountering the black monolith in 2001: A Space Odyssey. It's fucking stupid.
>>223590471You are stupid citytroon>durr, why didn't they just visit the major cities!You got a map, you fucking nigger? Do you go there by train, you stupid ape?The people you would encounter would all be small tribes. You can't just telepathically figure out where all the cities are and just teleport into every major city.What a stupid retard.>durr why didn't they know that there were more advanced settlements!What a faggot cheesebrain. Like if some alien landed in Alabama an ran into hillbillies they'd go ''ah, these are the sophisticated New Yorkers I've been hearing so much about, teach me about banking and finance, Bucktooth Bill''
>>223596801Actually syphilis went the other way. The first breakout in Europe happened right after the Age of Discovery began. He'd have given syphilis to you.
>>223586716*sniffs**taps*OOOOOOOOOOOAAAUAUAUAUUAOOOOOOÆ!!!!
>>223592295SOCHI SEX NOW
>>223586716Beautiful film
>>223590471The Powahatan weren't Aztecs, you moron.This is is equivalent to wondering why Ancient Vikings aren't depicted as building the Colosseum and wearing Togas.
