CRAP LOUSY CEILING!
>>223586887I've probably watched this movie 20 times.
>>223586887Twenty viewings of the film, WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR REVIEW!
>>223586887HUNGRY, FELLA?
>>223586887Sorry, I thought you said Carp Lowry for a second there
Let me jerk you off MAN-ANIMAL bro.
Dutch angles: The Movie
>Original screenwriter of the film J.D. Shapiro said of the film: "It wasn't as I intended - promise. No one sets out to make a train wreck. Actually, comparing it to a train wreck isn't really fair to train wrecks, because people actually want to watch those."
>>223587316>In 2004, Franchise Pictures was sued by its investors and went bankrupt after it emerged that it had fraudulently overstated the film's budget by $31 million.[9] This, coupled with the film's poor reception, ended Travolta's plans for a sequel that would have adapted the second half of the novel.Thank christ
>tfw no Kelly Preston Norwood 3000 horny alien gf with a super long tongue
>>223587498Imagine the space rimjobs. She could lick all the thetans out of your small intestines with that tongue.
>John Travolta referred to this film as "like Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) but better" and "the Schindler's List (1993) of science-fiction films" during publicity.
DO YOU WANT LUNCH!?
YOU GUARD MY BATTLEFIELD EARTH CUPS
I remember this was one of the movies we would watch together in livestreams with chat back when /tv/ wasn't absolute shit. This, Kung Pow, Tiptoes, Riding the Bus With My Sister, Precious, and a bunch more I can't remember right now. Good times.
>>223587835A fun drinking game to play is to take a shot everytime the amount of fingers on Terl's hand changes. Then you go to the hospital and get your stomach pumped.
>>223587835>Riding the Bus With My SisterIsn't that the movie where that fat dyke Rosie O'Donnell goes turbo full retard because she thought it would win her an Oscar or some shit?
>>223588007Yep.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQAI5etA2Lg
>>223587586>"the Schindler's List (1993) of science-fiction films"This may genuinely be the most insane thing I've ever heard an actor say about a movie ever
OUR FRIENDLY BARTENDER
>>223587018DO YOU WANT LUNCH?!
Would you let Travolta jerk you off bro? I would but only if he was wearing the Terl costume with the big claw hands so it wouldn't be gay.
>>223589275They must have a lot of Thetans in them. Those damned JAN-ANIMALS!
Well, I liked it.
>>223587835That's how I first saw Street Fighter. I'd be down for that again.
I unironically enjoy this movie. It's by no means a good film, but it is entertaining.
