CRUISE OSCARBAIT GETS BODIED BY AGATHA CHRISTIE SLOP AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA https://www.screendaily.com/news/verity-rules-worldwide-box-office-as-digger-capsizes-with-20m-debut/5221026.article
>>223587176only women go to movie theaters nowadaysIt's why cruise is making days if thunder sequel with Hathaway he wants that female audience
>>223587176ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???
>implying some meme climate change movie has more value than agatha christie
>>223587558It's some erotic thriller, I don't know what anon is on about.
I've watched 2 trailers and I still could not tell you what the hell Digger is about
>>223587914Just know that Digger is no more meaningful than the satire it satirizes
>agatha christie slopagatha chrtistie isnt slop, but verity is coho, anon. actual slop.
>>223587914Tom Cruise plays a fat retard Christcuck Republican who destroys the world with climate changeBut the big reveal at the end of the first act is that he's an actor starring in a play - the world has already been destroyed by climate change and the nephew of the guy he's portraying sponsored the play to tell people what happened so they can laugh at how stupid fat fuck white christcuck americunts destroyed the world, before they put their gas masks back on and go back home to suffer in their enclaves
>>223587176>people prefer to see cute people fucking instead of Tom Cruise playing some old ugly fuckmore news at 11
>people want to see the Dakota Johnson sex movieimagine my shock
>>223587176>"Digger" mogged by "Ten Little Niggers"B R A V OINCE
>>223588256Dakota Johnson doesn't even bother to wear pants anymore
>>223588290Here's hoping she starts a trend
>>223588051>cohowhat
>>223588256Was she the same one that did Shades of Gray or was the the Vampire Diaries girl?
>>223589895Yeah Dakota did 50 Shades
My diggas... what the fuck happened?
>>223590886Dakota masturbating > Tom in old man makeupsimple as
>>223588290I just see Don Johnson in a wig.
>>223588224>Fossil FoolsGottem
>>223588290Miss Marple looks like THAT!
>>223590886We dug ourselves a grave..................