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CRUISE OSCARBAIT GETS BODIED BY AGATHA CHRISTIE SLOP AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://www.screendaily.com/news/verity-rules-worldwide-box-office-as-digger-capsizes-with-20m-debut/5221026.article
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>>223587176
only women go to movie theaters nowadays
It's why cruise is making days if thunder sequel with Hathaway he wants that female audience
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>>223587176
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???
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>implying some meme climate change movie has more value than agatha christie
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>>223587558
It's some erotic thriller, I don't know what anon is on about.
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I've watched 2 trailers and I still could not tell you what the hell Digger is about
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>>223587914
Just know that Digger is no more meaningful than the satire it satirizes
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>agatha christie slop
agatha chrtistie isnt slop, but verity is coho, anon. actual slop.
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>>223587914
Tom Cruise plays a fat retard Christcuck Republican who destroys the world with climate change

But the big reveal at the end of the first act is that he's an actor starring in a play - the world has already been destroyed by climate change and the nephew of the guy he's portraying sponsored the play to tell people what happened so they can laugh at how stupid fat fuck white christcuck americunts destroyed the world, before they put their gas masks back on and go back home to suffer in their enclaves
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>>223587176
>people prefer to see cute people fucking instead of Tom Cruise playing some old ugly fuck
more news at 11
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>people want to see the Dakota Johnson sex movie
imagine my shock
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>>223587176
>"Digger" mogged by "Ten Little Niggers"
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>>223588256
Dakota Johnson doesn't even bother to wear pants anymore
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>>223588290
Here's hoping she starts a trend
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>>223588051
>coho
what
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>>223588256
Was she the same one that did Shades of Gray or was the the Vampire Diaries girl?
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>>223589895
Yeah Dakota did 50 Shades
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My diggas... what the fuck happened?
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>>223590886
Dakota masturbating > Tom in old man makeup
simple as
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>>223588290
I just see Don Johnson in a wig.
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>>223588224
>Fossil Fools
Gottem
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>>223588290
Miss Marple looks like THAT!
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>>223590886
We dug ourselves a grave..................



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