do you usually eat while watching a movie?
>>223589391I don't watch movies, I watch kinos
>>223589391People who eat on the couch regularly are actual vermin.
>>223589391>light my foodWtf does even mean
>>223589437i eat on my bed
>>223589391Why not just switch on the light?
>>223589391I literally use a phone light to show my alcohol and food in sight. I feel like it's cheaper than turning on a real light.
>>223589456Christ almighty
My ceiling has a light built into it for this purpose, I even have a switch on the wall to control it.
>>223589391No, I'll literally eat a whole pizza in 10 minutes, drink two bottles of cider and pass out 15 minutes into the media I was consuming.
>>223589437It's MY fuckin couch and I paid for it bitch. I'll have straight anal sex on it if I wish.
>>223589480Nigger led bulbs use like $1 worth of energy a month
>>223589485I do too. I also have a big lamp. But I'm alone. I don't feel like lighting up the whole room.
>>223589494ok you shit
>>223589494Sex on it is more appropriate than eating on it
>>223589513>I don't feel like lighting up the whole roomWe deserve the dark
I worked all weekend and haven't had any liquor at all. All I want is to drink some vodka and eat a medium pizza. This chick will pay for breaking up with me through a text and taking my money. I just want to get DRUK
It usually takes me 10–15 minutes to finish a meal. Movies aren’t that short.
>>223589510Bitch my phone light is even cheaper. I'm not dealing with bills after this divorce. I need to see how much shit costs first. >>223589521T-thank you
>>223589510Can I have them led by a white man instead?
>>223589525I mean not really. Both seem fine. I paid for it. >>223589548I do now. What kind of bitch divorces through text. Do you guys like simpsons? btw I don't feel this way. I just thought this was funny.
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>>223589437When are you going to realize that you have OCD and it is not normal or common to eat every single meal at a dining table?
>>223589391>do you usually eat while watching a movie?Sometimes popcorn and some diet soda, but generally i don't eat anything.
>>223589423what’s the difference?
>>223589391Why do we need to turn on the light to eat food? I always eat in the dark.
>>223589391why would I eat food by lamplight when I can chainsmoke and watch kino on a projector in my yard
>>223589391Snacks, perhaps. A warm meal? No, I'm not some savage animal. I politely eat warm meals at a dinner table.
>>223589647You're subhuman vermin.
>>223589437>regularlySpoken like an occasional couch food enjoyer, heathen that you are
>>223590013eating standing up is superior
>>223590036Nah she has a kitty
>>223589391just cofe thanks
>>223589927Because it rains sometimes?
>>223589391What compels people to share this crap with the world? She looks like she is one bad text away from killing herself
>>223590084I don't live in shit holes
>>223590091it's a booktok thing they fetishize this stuff
>>223590091Because faggots like you comment and bump this bullshit.>I-I'm not on social mediaYes you are
>>223589391Usually fresh popped popcorn with an air popper with a compartment to melt better as it pops on the top. Then add some salt. It's perfect.Theaters stopped using real butter because the makers of the fake stuff promised them that it would be cheaper and easier and it's neither.I guess theaters joined in on demonizing real butter.
>>223589485We're not all Americans here.
>>223589485Ambience motherfucker
>"honey, I'm grabbing some steaks out the chest freezer, could put the Sonos on while we cook dinner.. oh and can you get one of the kids to set the table?">lounging about in 2 days old underwear on a scabby coach, vegetating to utter goyslop, stinking the room out with farts and triple-stacked food-encrusted bowls on a littered coffee table, stains and crumbs all over the fucking placepick one
>>223590144Do non americans seriously not have ceiling lights? Is this a new thing you faggots are going to tell me? lmao this is like when I found out you idiots wipe your hands with your bare hands in the bidet
>>223590229>this is like when I found out you idiots wipe your hands with your bare hands in the bidetD-do europoors seriously do this? They wipe their ass with their hands?
>>223589456basedwhy not do the most comfortable thing of the day while being in your most comfortable place?
>>223590163Might as well go fuck off and read next a camp fire you build yourself then you nonce lmao
>>223590299Your mom doesn't want me to since I fucked her next to one and her hair caught fire
>>223590281Crumbs. And no you aren't clean or else you wouldn't be posting on 4chan on a monday.
>>223589494>straight anal sexNewflash: if you have to make the distinction, you ain't straight, famalamadingdong.
>>223590317Damn then you suck a fucking then don't you? Couldn't keep a rhythm tweedle dick?
>>223590336Not while your dad was giving me a rimjob
>>223590326>NewflashThe term is "newsflash" esl. And you yes you are gay before anyone needs to tell you.
whoa whoa whoa. are non americans wiping their ass with their hand now? is this what I'm learning?
>>223590319>Crumbs.imagine withholding yourself from peak comfort just because you are scared of a fucking crumb
>>223590345Aw well you tried then didn't you?
>>223590317Sounds hot
>>223590370Not a crumb. Crumbs. You are dirty. You are brown and you're disgusting.
>>223590367>are non americans wiping their ass with their hand now?Wait who does that? Is it europs or all foreigners?
>these standardsSome of you degenerates should be confined to stables. For life.
>>223590370you esl posters behave like barn animals
>>223589466>women lmao >sips coffee
>>223590403>afraid of washing machines>afraid of a few crumbscouldn't be me, you should learn to enjoy life
>>223590462>just splash in shit bro you could always showerYeah, no. You're not going to win this.
>>223590403You know it takes like three minutes to vacuum up the immediate vicinity. Something you can probably get away with once a week unless you're a slob or eat there every meal.
>>223590462Not a few crumbs. Crumbs. And the existence of washing machines doesn't mean you should be a dirty fuck.
>>223590488You know it takes no minutes to simply eat at a table. Something you can probably get away with every time you eat unless you're a slob and eat at your bed every meal.
>>223590473if you are eating shit, you shouldn't do that in bed
Do people actually buy hardened plates still? Just use paper plates then launch it all in the bin. Imagine choosing to clean in your spare time.
>>223590488>the 4chan slob pulls out his little porto vac>"hang on a tic, I just need to suck up these crumbs of the day"Honestly...
>>223590525You sloshing your shitty dinner in your mouth wouldn't be any better. Is it beans on toast? Is it some crappy pasta dinner? Either way you're staining your surroundings.
>>223589391Do zoomers need to glance at their food to eat it? Don't they have spatial awareness?
>>223590569Object permanence is a lost skill
So if I go to a esl posters house they both use a bidet and wipe their bare hand on their shitty ass. Then they come in and invite me to eat in their bedroom while they eat on their bed. Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookay
>>223590490>And the existence of washing machines doesn't mean you should be a dirty fuck.but using them does mean you are not dirtysorry you have to handwash your dishes and clothes
>>223590590>but using them does mean you are not dirtyWhich is something I never said. Do you not use your washing machine?
Glasses? Cups? Who buys this shit. Drink it straight out the bottle. Top lip over the rim too, none of this one-way flow.
>>223590569>>223590584You stick your card in backwards and the pad has to beep 5 times before you snap out of your daydream and blame the cashier for your own incompetence.
>>223590565>eating food isn't any better then eating shitSAAAR spotted
>>223590616Fuck that. Just chuck your dinner in the bidet and splash the shit up into your mouth apparently.
>>223590589in Europe we use this and toilet paper
>>223590625You're the dirty fuck who eats on your bed. Not me. A table is so easy to have. A little one. You don't have to eat out of the bowl like a cat.
>>223590617I do it on purpose
>>223590646>in Europe we use this and toilet paperApparently not. Apparently you use that and your hand. And look at how gross your restrooms are. I thought your homes were made all with brick? I guess not.
>>223590648sure go eat at your little cuck table, i'll remain comfy
>>223590676You'll remain dirty mittens. Go 'head. Hop up onto the bed and eat outta the bowl lmao. Foreigners are so fuckin disgusting.
>>223590646How am I supposed to fit that whole thing? Fucking euros
>>223589456>i eat on my bedAs a white American that is pretty vile. Do most of you indians do this?
>>223590630Ahh, the Brumous Imbibing of Roller Cola (or whatever cheap fake Coke can be sourced locally). A refreshing treat. I often have it when snacking on cheese - no knives obvious, I just wield the full block taking bites until it forms a messy handle, then back in the fridge for later.
>>223590685>Foreigners are so fuckin disgustinghe said, while sharting in the walmart
>>223590002Hey I’ll take that over whatever kind of autism this is. Don’t strain yourself bro, being this overly concerned about how other people operate isn’t healthy
>>223589391Never. I only eat in the designated eating areas in my home which are the kitchen and dining room table.
I know this isn't related to eating but I often defecate into the toilet where my toothbrushes are kept (literally right next to it) and I don't put the seat down when I flush. It's no biggie. Also sometimes I eat in there too. Thanks for listening.
a lot of shit talk in this thread
>>223590770FUCK YOU I DONT HAVR AUTISM
>>223589391Yes but i don't have a reading light and don't want to buy one, hopefully I'll find one while walking around and do this.
>>223589391Aside from the obviously retarded "life hack", this webm is the pure definition of miserable. No family, no children, watching Netflix alone and eating slop. Even if she is a grifting whorebag, give it a few years before she's covered in tats and the cats start coming in the picture.
>>223589391I eat before. Then I sit down to watch it. I also only watch good movies alone. If I have to watch with someone else, for whatever reason, I pick one I'm not particularly looking forward to and read the plot summary beforehand so their talking doesn't annoy me too much.
>>223589391I'll eat her
