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 No.223589805
 No.223589805 Archived
Lanterns aka surf blacula
>eight episodes, all dogshit
>we see him fly in the final minute of the final episode
>oath is custom, somehow not beholden to the guardians
>guy gardner doesn't just fuck his shit up for some reason
>goes to another planet just to steal a lantern
>lantern is also not a yellow lantern
>lets a genocidal maniac robot run free
>allows his mentor's killer to stay out of jail (the sherrif btw)
>says "darkest night" instead of "blackest night"
>doesn't say anything about "no evil shall escape my sight"
>no costume
>somehow gains confidence of the genocidal baby manhunter
>female grandma manhunter impregnates female sherrif with baby manhunter (she had a dick)
>new black lantern had a soft spot for female grandma lantern (he likes dicks)
>hal jordan was killed by his lover (white woman btw)
>hal jordan serves a decade in a regular human prison
>hal jordan did nothing wrong but get massacred anyway
>john "imma nigga" stewart steals his ring and steals a lantern
>new niggalantern learns absolutely nothing from the white man
>lets killers and murderers off scot-free because "dey be escapin dey programmin and shieet"
what a fucking waste of eight hours. Lynch the writing team today.
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Anonymous
 No.223590964
 No.223590964
Yeah I'm going to bump this.
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Anonymous
 No.223590996
 No.223590996
>>223589805
You seem butthurt.
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Anonymous
 No.223591123
 No.223591123
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Anonymous
 No.223591236
 No.223591236
Why do you people watch stuff you hate so much? Just to shitpost about it? It was obvious within 1 episode what the show would be like
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Anonymous
 No.223591385
 No.223591385
>>223591236
Buddy how the fuck am I supposed to know what will happen in the show without watching it?
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Anonymous
 No.223591396
 No.223591396
>>223589805
Timmy bros.. our response??
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Anonymous
 No.223591418
 No.223591418
>>223591385
You could tell from the first episode that it's a patented Lindeloff struggle session type show at its core thematically. If you hate that stuff, then why do you care what happens afterward?
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Anonymous
 No.223591462
 No.223591462
>>223591418
>why do you care hue hue
shut the fuck up retard
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Anonymous
 No.223591473
 No.223591473
>>223591462
Concession accepted
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Anonymous
 No.223591489
 No.223591489
>>223591396
Same ones as always
>why can't you just enjoy things?
>why do you even care?
>you must be fun at parties!
etc.
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Anonymous
 No.223591606
 No.223591606
>>223589805
I only like Green Lanterns as a whole, the Green Lantern Corps in space. The Earth Lanterns have always been lame. Hal Jordan is lame, Guy Gardner is lame, Stewart is just a token black. I'm surprised they didn't bring out the original guy with the domino mask and yellow cape who was powered by magic. Literally the lamest shit ever.
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Anonymous
 No.223591626
 No.223591626
>>223589805
The worst part is hearing him pronounce ask.

AYO HOL JAWDAN, LEMME AXE U SUMMIN
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Anonymous
 No.223591629
 No.223591629
>Axe me if I'm afraid.
>Junior, you're supposed to say 'ask'. Say it correctly.
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Anonymous
 No.223591648
 No.223591648
>>223591473
It was supposed to be green lantern and I don't know who this daemon litteoff guy is. Fucking sue me.
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Anonymous
 No.223591679
 No.223591679
He did nothing wrong. Literally nothing. Name ONE thing he did wrong. You can't.
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Anonymous
 No.223591755
 No.223591755
>>223591679
he got old and tired
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Anonymous
 No.223591764
 No.223591764
>>223591679
It's really weird how the writers are incapable of making Hal unlikable and John likable. It's not even the actors. If i had read the story I would still like Hal and hate John.
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Anonymous
 No.223591796
 No.223591796
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>>223589805
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Anonymous
 No.223591841
 No.223591841
WHYPIPO DON'T SEASON DEY LANTERN
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Anonymous
 No.223591846
 No.223591846
>>223591236
i like to educate myself on things i hate so i can hate them better in a more effective and convincing manner
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Anonymous
 No.223591881
 No.223591881
>>223591679

Trusted a f*male.
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Anonymous
 No.223591905
 No.223591905
>>223591679
He relaxed.
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