>villain is evil because... he's short
>>223591552Typical foid mindset.
>>223591552Timmy bros... not like this...
>>223591552As a manlet I understand fiona not wanting to mate with this midget.
>>223591552The same as small dogs
These are the first 5 fully CGI movies to get wide theatrical releases domestically
>>223591552If you where smart youd know that all short people are evil
>Donkey and Fiona are the only characters who ever say Shrek's name>Shrek only says his name twice, after Donkey and Fiona ask him what he's calledUnderrated detail of the first movie
>>223591552Manlets are not people
>All Star (Smash Mouth)>Whipped Cream (Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass)>Escape The Piña Colada Song (Rupert Holmes)>Meditation (Antonio Carlos Jobim)>Bad Reputation (Joan Jett)>I'm on My Way (The Proclaimers)>My Beloved Monster (Eels)>You Belong to Me (Jason Wade cover)>Hallelujah (John Cale)>I'm a Believer (Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover)All the licensed songs and original covers you hear in Shrek 1 before the end credits
>>223591675Being non-American is the worst thing about this
>>223591552And..? Goddamn manlets.
>>223592192It means nothing you manchild
>>223591675what's the equivalent to 6 ft tall being "the height" in non imperial countries? 180 cm?
>>223591675I don't get it, he has Napoleon's height, why would he be mad?
>>223591552>post yfw 6ft+ tall men are statistically quite rare and most women that have this preference will likely not find a tall man, especially tall women who will have an even greater difficulty finding someone taller than them
>>223592913I’m not happy about this because it’s also bad for me. By the time they realize it’s already too late.
>>223591675That guy clearly isn't 162cm, he'd be much shorter compared to the fridge
>>223591552He's evil because he deported all the fairy tale creatures to Shrek's swamp and sends Shrek to rescue Fiona instead of going himself.
>>223592913Most tall women settle and date guys shorter than them, I'm talking 6*+ tho, 5'10" is still gonna want a 6' bf.
>>223592913I wish women cared as much about height as the faggots on 4chan say they do.
>>223593125women care about penis size and thats usually correlated to height
>>223592427It clearly means all kikes should be brutally murdered
>>223593151i'm 5'9'' and 6'' and women think my cock's pretty big (not like porno huge, but big) because women are kind of retarded and can't tell that it just looks big on a skinny manlet
>>223593151I'm 6'3", almost 30 and I've never had a gf. Women don't care about height.
>>223593103her family looks so annoyed with her. or is that the joke?
>>223593125When has 4chan ever been right on anything?
>>223591552and drinks milk
>>223591552>Call guy "farquaad">He's a fuckwad
>>223592913>doesn’t know Chads have multiple womenThere is a reason Islam allows 4 wives, so the Staceys can share a chad
>>223591552Just like in real life
>>223593627We were the first shitting in jews and is rael before all these fags and their palestine flags
>>223593103>daughter tries to hug you and you throw her off rather than hug backalways the people who don't deserve kids who have them
>>223591675weird for shitskins to choose this angle considering how many of you are manlets
>>223591552Is he evil because he's short, or short because he's evil?
>>223593103God, what a fucking QUEEN
>>223595312Do the chads ever *marry* any of the stacys, though, or do they just become single-mothers? That doesn't seem very stacy-like.
>>223592093Even the worst of these is still good, not bad
>>223593576tfw your daughter is just a tiktok whore
>>223593085>He's evil because he deported all the fairy tale creatures to Shrek's swamp and sends Shrek to rescue Fiona instead of going himself.Yeah he wasn't evil because he was short, it was just the justification for constantly mocking him for his appearansce while at the same time "teaching" the lesson that you shouldn't judge an Ogre or a Princess on their appearance. To the point of Fiona choosing to remain an Ogre. I wonder if no one in the writers room caught the hypocrisy or if the knew but just decided they didn't care.
SHORT PEOPLE GOT NO REASON TO LIVE
>>223595923Lord farquaard is literally white
>>223592093Shrek > TS2 > TS > A Bug's Life > Antz
>>223595925Most evil short people were pretty much just bullied endlessly for no reason until they snapped and made it their lives mission to hurt as many people as possible. Vladimir Putin was one. Sometimes short people transcend their situation and become diamonds. So that is why there are far more impressive short people than tall ones.
