This is a private conversation, anon
>>223591592How can someone as naturally and authentically funny as Conan suck up to the woke crowd so hard?Can he even make jokes around them that aren't about trump or white people?
>>223591592that's wonderful. let me show you my private hatchet in the parking lot outside bill.
>>223591592Oh. Sorry, enjoy. >*walks away*Is that so hard?
>>223591701Hey! It is meathead's kid, meth-head. Why don't you come back when you are famous for something.
>>223591592>Look into my eyes....you are getting sleepy.....you must kill your father....
>>223591701>and you didn't know who you were then>goils were guys and guys were goils>Mister we could lance another boil again>gonna need the welfare state>to seal up the crazies' fate>THOSE WERE THE DAAAAAAYS
>>223591752They would have just mocked you harder. Have you never dealt with bullies?
>>223591592Why even bring your schizo son in the first place?
>>223591865The situation OP reminded us of was at a party of Conan O'Brien's and that actor couldn't bully a newborn if he tried.But as to your question, my first instinct for bullies is to smash their faces with my fists if pushing them back didn't make them get the hint.
qrd on this thread? feels like I missed a meme
>>223592067Allegedly,....Conan O'Brien killed someone by not calling the cops when he should have.
>>223592084You've got it wrong. He had them whacked for ruining his party.Real greaseball shit.
>>223591655Conan has always been a middle class liberal faggot from Boston.
>>223592067Rob Reiner brought his retarded methed out kid to Conan's holiday (Hanukkah) party and told the kid not to embarrass him because there were going to be a lot of famous people there. The kid immediately starts making an asshole of himself, to fuck with daddy, going up to random guests asking them if they were famous. Everyone else basically ignores the kid or humors him except for Bill Hader who tells the kid to fuck off. The kid starts making a scene, some guests want to call the police but Conan says no. Rob his wife and the kid leave, later that night the kid, allegedly, kills Rob and his wife Michele.
>>223592160hahaDats boolshit, but I believe it.
>>223591592>Hey Nick! Ya shit bird. Why don't you go kiss your dad on the lips, fag
>>223592169Bill just told him he was having a private conversation. There really wasn’t much meme material here.
>>223592169"Allegedly"That's a jewish weasel word.
Is Nick Reiner some Elliot Rodger style character or is he just some drug addict who killed his parents?
>>223592240Bill was rude to him and set him off into the type of tantrum that only an adult methhead can have instead of realizing that he was dealing with a volatile retard and ignoring him like everyone else did.
>>223592285Tell it to the judge, bitch. It's allegedly until he's convicted.
>>223592310I hope he gets off desu, I like when jews eat their own
>>223591701Compared to his IDF brethren, Nick had justifiable motives.
>>223592292Telling a fat retard to fuck off isn’t rude.
>>223592286Nick Reiner most certainly is not /ourguy/, if that's what you mean.
>>223592374It depends on the situation. If you're waiting for a train or something it's fine. If you're some C list actor at a party full of multimillionaires and the fat retard was brought by a well respected multimillionaire who made his money in the same industry you're trying to make a living in you should probably just shut the fuck up and smile and nod until the retard gets bored and goes to bother someone else.
>>223591592>hey hey give me your phone , this is my house and we don't call 911 on psychos here.
>>223592434Or you can wait until he chops his dad’s head off. Then maybe you can tell him to fuck off.
>>223592500Bill should attend the trial and make funny faces at Nick until he freaks out again and has to be violently restrained by the bailiffs.
>>223592434>aykshully>coddling the violently insane workslol
>>223592543I support this^
>>223592434Did Rob even have any pull at that point? He couldn't even get his fat retard son to stop from stabbing him to death. I think Bill earned the right to call his fat retard son out for being retarded.
>>223592160IT'S MY PARTY AND YOU'LL DIE IF I WANT TODIE IF I WANT TODIE IF I WANT TOYOU WOULD KILL TOO IF IT HAPPENED TO YOUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIsnIt1p978
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>>223592434Things would have been different if I was at that party. There would’ve been a lot of blood in Conan’s portico.
>>223592566It wasn't about Rob. It was about how Bill handled himself around the mentally ill child of a wealthy jewish man. Bill's reaction was noted by all the other wealthy jewish people who most likely have mentally ill children.
>>223592651I’m pretty sure everyone in comedy and Hollywood already knew Reiner’s kid was a fucking hairball and his parents were in denial.
>>223592084>>223592169>>223592481Yeah in hindsight it got rob killed, but it's a hollywood party: there's coke somewhere. Having the cops come is a hassle.The right thing was for rob to take his son away. And the lapd doesn't have the numbers to be responding to every schizo that starts acting weird, especially ones that are contained and chaperoned. Unattended schizos on the street are a much bigger concern.It was simply better for all parties if the reiners just fucked off back home.
>>223591983Because he'd just go smoke meth if he wasn't being watched
>>223592690>Unattended schizos on the street are a much bigger concern.But the cops ignore them too.>It was simply better for all parties if the reiners just fucked off back home.True.
>>223592690I find it difficult to believe that a party of that size full of rich people involved in the entertainment industry didn't have a paid police detail somewhere on or close by the property.
>>223592690IIRC they tried leaving but Conan literally blocked the exit
>>223592737Today anon learns the word: "hubris."
>why don’t you fuck off, ya goofy fuck?I would’ve paid to see this.
>>223592067Bill Hader and Conan O'Brien are responsible for the death of beloved director Rob Reiner.
>>223593123>belovedthat's a bit of a stretch innit
>>223593162Nta, but Rob Reiner made Stand By Me and was also Meathead. That's enough for this anon.
He walked on down the hall, andAnd he came to a doorAnd he looked inside"Father?""Yes, son?""I want to kill you""Mother, I want to..."
Did Drumpf go too far?
>>223593194He couldn't fail from This is Spinal Tap to A Few Good Men. Then it all went to shit with North , which was the same year Nick was born. That kid was cursed.
>>223593356I don't even know if that's real.
>>223593444>Then it all went to shit with North , which was the same year Nick was born. That kid was cursed.Noticed.
>>223592737same, or at least security on deck in case something bad happens
>>223593446TV's Frank!
>>223593480>at least security on deckWho do you think was holding everyone's phones?
>It was a private conversation! How was I meant to know he was going to stab his parents!?>Larry he has mental issues! You can’t just be rude to someone like that!> well how am I supposed to know that? You think if there’s a crazy person at the party someone would give you a heads up. “Hey be careful what you say, that guy’s crazy”. “ Don’t upset him, he gets stabby”. Maybe if your son is crazy you tell somebody so everybody knows! That’s basic courtesy!>What the hell Larry, people won’t just tell you their son is mentally ill! That’s terrible > Well that didn’t work out for Rob, did it!?
>>223593526kek, I wish Larry was immortal so he could put out a season of curb each year
>>223592607lol yeah. why was he kissing his son on the lips anyway.. what was going on there?
>>223593763It's just a normal show of affection. There's nothing strange about it.
>>223593742I mean, he kind of did this year. It wasn't very good, but it was very curb coded with many of the jokes in the sketches just recycled curb jokes.
>>2235923852/3rds of /tv/ posters are diagnosed schizophrenics, he’s definitely /ourguy/
>>223593929is it worth going through the whole season? I love Curb, even the later seasons, but I forgot about his new show immediately after watching the first episode.
>>223592738this, he physically blocked the exits and demanded a two minute standing ovation
>>223593876gross
>>223593444>Then it all went to shit with North , which was the same year Nick was born. That kid was cursed.Strange, I've never even heard of this movie. It has some big names. They must've memoryholed it pretty hard.
>>223593755Underrated.
>>223594395Apparently it's awful. I'm not looking to find out despite the cast. Also RIP John Ritter.
>>223594395>I have no idea why Rob Reiner, or anyone else, wanted to make this story into a movie, and close examination of the film itself is no help. “North” is one of the most unpleasant, contrived, artificial, cloying experiences I’ve had at the movies. To call it manipulative would be inaccurate; it has an ambition to manipulate, but fails.>The film stars Elijah Wood, who is a wonderful young actor (and if you don’t believe me, watch his version of “The Adventures of Huck Finn“). Here he is stuck in a story that no actor, however wonderful, however young, should be punished with. He plays a kid with inattentive parents, who decides to go into court, free himself of them, and go on a worldwide search for nicer parents.>This idea is deeply flawed. Children do not lightly separate from their parents – and certainly not on the evidence provided here, where the great parental sin is not paying attention to their kid at the dinner table. The parents (Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Jason Alexander) have provided little North with what looks like a million-dollar house in a Frank Capra neighborhood, all on dad’s salary as a pants inspector. And, yes, I know that is supposed to be a fantasy, but the pants-inspecting jokes are only the first of several truly awful episodes in this film.>North goes into court, where the judge is Alan Arkin, proving without the slightest shadow of a doubt that he should never, ever appear again in public with any material even vaguely inspired by Groucho Marx. North’s case hits the headlines, and since he is such an all-star overachiever, offers pour in from would-be parents all over the world, leading to an odyssey that takes him to Texas, Hawaii, Alaska, and elsewhere.
>>223594672>What is the point of the scenes with the auditioning parents? (The victimized actors range from Dan Aykroyd as a Texan to Kathy Bates as an Eskimo). They are all seen as broad, desperate comic caricatures. They are not funny. They are not touching. There is no truth in them. They don’t even work as parodies. There is an idiocy here that seems almost intentional, as if the filmmakers plotted to leave anything of interest or entertainment value out of these episodes.>North is followed on his travels by a mysterious character who appears in many guises. He is the Easter bunny, a cowboy, a beach bum, and a Federal Express driver who works in several product plugs. Funny, thinks North; this guy looks familiar. And so he is. All of the manifestations are played by Bruce Willis, who is not funny, or helpful, in any of them.>I hated this movie. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it.>I hold it as an item of faith that Rob Reiner is a gifted filmmaker; among his credits are “This Is Spinal Tap,” “The Sure Thing,” “The Princess Bride,” “Stand By Me,” “When Harry Met Sally…,” and “Misery.” I list those titles as an incantation against this one. >“North” is a bad film – one of the worst movies ever made. But it is not by a bad filmmaker, and must represent some sort of lapse from which Reiner will recover – possibly sooner than I will.
>>223594672>>223594687Some um, I take it he disliked it. lolHis review makes me want to watch it.
>>223593212Same look as Lanza.
>>223594672>>223594687yeah I'm thinkin' this flick might be cursed
The guy who's best friends with turbolibs?Huh interesting
>>223594672>>223594687oof
>>223593212demonic
>>223592169>Conan's holiday (Hanukkah) party
>>223592169>later that night the kid, allegedly, kills Rob and his wife Michele.>allegedly
>>223591592>HEY REINER, THIS IS AN A AND B CONVERSATION, WHY DONT YOU C YOUR WAY OUT OF IT!>but….>Hader pulls out gun>I SAID FUCK OFF!!!
>>223592169That kid sounds like a real jerk
>>223591655>>223592163He's intelligent; it's why he can write such good jokes. Intelligent people are liberal.
>>223596770Kek good one
>>223591701I never seen someone look so miserable before.
>>223594687>>I hated this movie. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it.
FAILUREFAILUREYOU ARE BEHIND SCHEDULE
>>223591701>shaved his chest instead of his faceMeth. Not even once.
>>223592481There's drugs and prostitutes there, obviously he doesn't want the cops called.
>>223591592NO ROB, IT WASNT ME THAT MADE NICK DO IT!!!! IT WAS ALL HADER IDEA!!
>>223596999Nick's lack of goo was bound to cause problems one day
>>223597230>South Park “predicted” both Kirk and Reiner’s murders>Hader former South Park writerWho will South Park “predict” is murdered next?
I have absolutely no idea how to make conversation at a party even with people I know or family. I know this is why alcohol exists but I also don't drink
>>223594687>I list those titles as an incantation against this one.
>>223597255Is there 1 "visionary" that is not just dropping fedslop?
>>223593446I never found Reiner's overhyped 80s "classics" all that, his raging tweets seem on the verge of psychosis, but the double homicide by his own seed still seems a bit much.
>>223593356Can't believe it's almost been a year since we've Been Without Robert.
>>223597283Put down the knife, Nick
>>223597255Trey and Matt have blood on their hands, they obviously were behind them along with Conan and Hader
>>223597839Conan was the mastermind behind it all, Hader was the guy Conan hired to set Nick off, Nick was just a patsy
>>223597845>HE DID IT!>NO, HE DID IT!
>>223597857kek
>>223591592Why was he so entitled? Why couldn't he have invited Nick into the conversation? He would have saved two lives.
>>223598059Why save lives when you could end them?
>>223598059He's insecure and was even more insecure around all those famous people. It's why he was having a private conversation with his girlfriend instead of mingling. He knew he didn't really belong there and Nick asking him if he was famous made him defensive and hostile. He didn't answer Nick, he just told him to go away. If he did answer Nick and answered honestly the answer would have been a resounding " No".
>>223593212He looks like he got possessed by some evil dead.
>>223592199https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x5DXtKkwSvE
>>223592199they did it for the lolz, chudshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2NeLWjPnUA
>>223592045anon you sound badass and not like a redditor. what's next do you hope nick reiner gets ass raped in prison?
>As a writer, he received six Writers Guild of America Award nominations and three wins.why couldn't he write a good end for mr and mrs reiner?
What are the exact words that could've prevented the guy from spiraling? You have to think that Hader actually thinks about it, like, if he could've saved their lives with some exact phrasing like in a point and click adventure game. Maybe a complete non-sequitur would've thrown him off, like>Oh, I guess you haven't heard about the Greek Trick, everyone is talking about the Greek Trick
>>223599673nothing, he would have went apeshit regardless. there's nothing you can do about violent schizos, especially ones that don't respond to treatment. worst case scenarios like nick often need to be outright caged in hospitals because they just cannot safely interact with anyone in any capacity.
