I wish I went to Hogwarts bros
you'd get raped
>>223592197It's called a British boarding school.
Emma gave me hog warts. :(
>>223592197>tfw you will never have Hermione turn you into a girl and make you the house slut
I would be hard-pressed to fathom why OP would want to be zapped away and stuck to rot in one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.>a-at least the books were good though"No!"The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>223592197I guess if you REALLY wanted to, you could study and memorize the architecture and interiors of Hogwarts (assuming you're referring to the movie version and not the book version since that's a whole different ballgame) and then have hyper realistic and immersive lucid dreams where you're a student there. It's either this, or wait until VR/AI technology gets advanced enough.
Grow up tranny>"Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control."- Simon Pegg>"A sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times? I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?' He burst into tears. I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities"- Alec Guinness>"I don't think they are making [comic book movies] an elevated art form, I think it's still just Batman running around in a stupid cape..It's for kids, it's adolescent in its core"- David Cronenberg>"I don't want to see or make films about super heroes that fly around in spandex and a cape solving the problems of the world. I think it's fine for children, children of all ages by the way, but it's not for me"- William Friedkin>“They have been poison, this cultural genocide, Because the audience is so overexposed to plot and explosions and shit that doesn’t mean nothing about the experience of being human”- Alejandro Iñárritu>"Superman makes me vomit, Batman and all of that. That whole empire...this religion...It is so important that superheroes suffer. I don't give a damn, I shit on the United States"- Alejandro Jodorowsky>"To my mind this embracing of what were unambiguously children's characters at their mid-20th century inception seems to indicate a retreat from the admittedly overwhelming complexities of modern existence"- Alan Moore>"The movies are for children but they don't want to admit that...There is a small group of fans that do not like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like The Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."- George Lucas
>>223592549Iñárritu huffs his own farts.
>>223592398Pedo King will never be half as good as Rowling at her best. She does have bad books, but her best ones are outstanding. 2-3-4-5 Potters. Selected Galbraith novels. Notably, Troubled Blood, and The Ink Black Heart. Word building, and plot development are next level.
just play hogwarts legacy. it’s the closest we’ll get to living in hogwarts. not a shill btw.
>>223593093With a VR Mod and treadmill includedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpfH6OXSIiY
>>223592549Why don't these retards simply make good films then?
i gave up waiting for the letter to come when i was around 13
>>223592197Keep this viral marketing shit bruh no one watching Harry Trooner
