Why couldn't Gandalf stop smoking weed with the hobbits?
he was gonna stop tomorrow, seriously
it was for his glaucoma
>>223592394Maybe he wasn't so high all the time would have realized Sauronman was Sauron's man.
Didn't Jesus love booze too? Divine entities seem to love being human so they can partake in mortal vices.
Release the toffee cut!
>>223592394That wasn't a bug, it was a feature. Spending time with and learning the ways of the lesser races made Gandalf successful in his mission of guiding the inhabitants of Middle Earth down the path of righteousness.
>>223592394yeah it made him friendly. they put tobacco and called it a peace pipe for a reason.
>>223592394Sauronman was just projecting. It was he who couldn't handle dudeweed, which he stashed in prodigious amounts.
>>223592457No.
>>223592845>saruman loses his friend gandalf to drugs>gets angry and petty about it but still misses his friend and wants to reconcile>decides to try the drugs himself thinking he can find some common ground>can't handle them, freaks out and hooks up with some bad peopleTruly a tragic story and a warning to stay away from drugs and don't give in to peer pressure.
>>223592457Yes
>>223592457Maybe
YO GANDALF
>>223592457I don't know.
>>223592457can you repeat the question?
Have you ever tossed about and penetrated a squealing hobbit in the midst of a pipe weed high? No? Then you just wouldnt get it
>>223593968Super Troopers!Havent seen that in ages!These snozzberries taste like snozzberries!You boys like Mehico! YeeeHaaaw!
Didn't Saruman ran a drug operation out of shire anyway>>223593968Imagine a gandalf-saruman cheech and chong kino
>>223592457yephe was always turning water into wine
>>223592457People drank wine instead of water back then due to lack of sanitation. Many people lived off ale and wine because the water sources were filled with human excrement
>>223595732I read a historical account of the Persian side of 300, to put it simply. Apparently the Persian empire paid people in wine.
>>223595768>le sanitationDid those retards not know to boil water in their homes?
